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Boomer's Big Break (FINISHED, Sequel in progress) [CLOSED]
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#301 Posted: 15:58:28 25/08/2013
AWSOME!
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#302 Posted: 16:42:27 25/08/2013 | Topic Creator
The rest of I-day


Randall: why can't we be friends? *hugs warnado*

Warnado: let go, perv!

*warnado slaps randal*

Randall: OWWWW!

Grilla Buckler: Let's Get Them!

*infinity guys run into their storage case*

Mr Incerdible: You haven't seen the last of us!

*MRI grabs countdown*

PPF: HELP! HELP!

Boomer: Countdown!

Cynder: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!

*cynder electrocutes mr incredible*

Mr Incerdible: AHHHHHH!

*mr incredible shatters*

Boomer: the kid's coming back!

*toys freeze up*

Kid: MY MR INCREDIBLE BROKE!

*kid notices swap force guys*

kid: SWAP FORCE GUYS! SWAP FORCE GUYS!

*kid swaps the3 swappers*

Kid's mom: we got you sorcerer MICKEY!

Chill 1/2: Great...

Boomer: Crap!
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#303 Posted: 16:52:41 25/08/2013
IDEA after the kid finds out the skylanders did it he sells them!
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
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#304 Posted: 17:30:13 25/08/2013 | Topic Creator
the next chapter won"t come until september.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#305 Posted: 17:31:25 25/08/2013
Can you post rules for "skylander in store" fics? Because you started it.
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
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#306 Posted: 17:36:15 25/08/2013 | Topic Creator
soon to come for BBB2

new villain
traveling to a new part of the US
new stores
more prototypes
swap force!
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#307 Posted: 17:38:41 25/08/2013
1. Mickey
2. Californa or lousiana?
3. Don't know
4. Ninjini
5. Yay

I am happy to announce that a spin off will be soon!
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#308 Posted: 17:40:27 25/08/2013 | Topic Creator
1. yeah
2. not saying yet... neither of those. boomer is in texas right now.
3. walmart, target, ECT
4. not her...
5. swap force fun starts october
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#309 Posted: 17:48:44 25/08/2013
Darn here is hope that boomer will go to la
none oh well hey can you help me with the parts? Zapnorris
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
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#310 Posted: 19:36:28 26/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Bouncer: well this is great! we’re gonna die now!

Rattle Buckler: I know, it sucks.

Countdown: what are we doing again?

Boomer: well, we’re not getting replaced.

1 week later

Bouncer: dude, he hasn’t even touched us for a week...

Boomer: guys, stay strong!

*PPF runs in*

PPF: HE’S SELLING US! HE’S SELLING US!

*panicking begins*

PPF: AND HE'S STARTING WITH BOOMER!!!

Boomer: no... No no no... No...

Drobot: well, we can take our balloon to California.

Sprocket: I'll rebuild it.

Bouncer: I guess. but some of us HAVE to be sold. ya know, before the kid starts catching on.

Cynder: i’ll take one for the team.

Thumpling: me and gill runt will go together.

E3 Hot Dog: me.

Sonic Boom: i’ll do it.

Cynder: nevermind, i’m not worth anything.

Boomer: here he comes.

*toys freeze up*

*kid picks up boomer, PPF, and cynder*

Kid: we’ll start with these 3.

*kid makes ebay listing*

Boomer: This is bad... i’ll have no way of communicating with the others.

Cynder: Well, you’ll have me and punch.

PPF: guys, i don’t feel good...

Cynder: neither do we...

PPF: I mean i think those infinity guys really hurt me...

Boomer: it’s okay... we’ll help you.

*one week later*

Boomer: i know where we’re going!

PPF: WHERE?!?!

Boomer: we’re going back to new york! there’s a kid there who bought us! we’re also going with sunburn and RDT.

Cynder: what about bouncer?

Boomer: he hasn’t sold... he’s been up for 2 weeks.

Sunburn: I’m going back to NY? WITHOUT BOUNCER?!

Boomer: yeah. i don’t know what’s gonna happen to him...

*Trigger snappy runs in*

TS: i have a list of who’s going to the donation center.

Boomer: who?

TS: Sprocket, pop fizz, flameslinger, warnado, hot head, jet vac, and bouncer. all of them will be dropped off next week. only eon knows what will happen then.

Mrs Incredible: i do... I KILL YOU!

*mrs incredible punches bouncer’s center, shattering it*

Bouncer: AGH!!!

Sunburn: NO!

*sunburn melts mrs incredible*

Boomer: are you okay?

Bouncer: not really. don’t expect me to make it...

Boomer: do you have any important info like machine ghost?

Bouncer: sorcerer mickey and the others said they were going... home...

*bouncer dies*


new..
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#311 Posted: 21:06:47 26/08/2013
Poor Bouncer...
More jokes please.
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#312 Posted: 21:08:03 26/08/2013
That actually made me sad. smilie I hope boomer and warnado make it out KILL ALL THE INFINTY but no Randall. I need him for the spin off.

The sneak peak will be posted soon.

SNEAK PEAK

Some of New Start


Randy: Screw you all! I can go by my self!
Mickey: **** you
Randy: That's it.
(Randy pulls out sitch's blaster)
Mickey:what?
Randy: See ya real soon IN HELL
(Mickey get blasted in the face)
Mickey: GET AWAY FROM US
(He starts to shatter bit by bit)
Randy: Have fun in little toy hell!
(Runs off)
Randy: I need to get my box
(Randy shells him self)
Randy: I need to go to Louisiana
(Goes in good will truck)
Randy: warnado?
Warnado: Hi.
(After a long talk)
Randy: Im so sorry!
Warnado:let's hop off at target
(They both hop off)
Bash: Still in store
Kid: Yes! Bash!
Randy: get me!
Kid: YES randy!
(Kid grabs Warnado and randy)

Like it?
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Edited 3 times - Last edited at 21:59:54 26/08/2013 by Sleepy0429
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#313 Posted: 22:02:28 26/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Sure, but I'd prefer if it had it's own topic
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#314 Posted: 22:05:02 26/08/2013
It is a sneak peak. Also IT IS CANON!
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#315 Posted: 23:36:43 02/09/2013
New chapter plz
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uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#316 Posted: 00:02:56 03/09/2013
C'mon Zap, it's been a week since you posted a chapter!
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A story.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#317 Posted: 13:49:20 07/09/2013
THEY ARE GOING TO DISNEY!
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#318 Posted: 14:45:46 07/09/2013
R.I.P Bouncer.
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5.7.
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#319 Posted: 14:48:35 07/09/2013
What about BH Camo?
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#320 Posted: 21:40:40 08/09/2013
^ SAY WUT?
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
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#321 Posted: 14:12:49 10/09/2013 | Topic Creator
The next chapter comes...

september 14th
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#322 Posted: 19:39:32 14/09/2013
CHAPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#323 Posted: 19:47:54 14/09/2013
Yay! New chapter today!!!
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A story.
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#324 Posted: 11:54:44 15/09/2013
And it never came...
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#325 Posted: 12:41:03 15/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Sunburn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Boomer: Oh No...

Sunburn: We was my only friend.... Now he's gone...

*sunburn cries*

Boomer: well we ship out in 2 days. Let's make a plan.

RDT: I got us 2 phones. We'll bring one with us and leave one here.

Sunburn: you know what this means... PRANK CALLS!

Boomer: and jokes!

RDT: let's be serious about this. The end. It's coming.

Boomer: that's what she said...

RDT: come on guys! We have 2 days! Let's get a plan.

PPF: okay. We've got something else to do here...

*PPF kisses cynder*

Cynder: WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?

PPF: well we’re going away so

Cynder: BUT... BUT.... **** YOU

Wash Buckler: duuuuuuude.... are you two gonna.... and can i watch it?

Cynder: CAN SOMEBODY SELL HIM

PPF: WASH BUCKLER! PLEASE!

Rattle Drilla: that and it would be very odd to see.....

Cynder: WHAT!?

Boomer: everyone! Let's be serious!
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#326 Posted: 14:45:48 15/09/2013
Good. Not the best. But I think you should try to post more chapters in a shorter period of time, people will forget about it if you don't.
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A story.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#327 Posted: 13:41:44 29/09/2013 | Topic Creator
A new chapter in october
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#328 Posted: 14:38:01 06/10/2013 | Topic Creator
There's a new chapter coming October 18th. We'll see new characters and more sky vs infninity
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#329 Posted: 15:38:15 06/10/2013
K! Too long of a wait for me!
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I'm gone. I visit sometimes.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#330 Posted: 14:36:08 19/10/2013
MOAR.
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
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#331 Posted: 16:34:21 19/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Th next t chapter will be coming on November 1st! It will have halloween, swap force, and epic battle between the skylanders and the new infinity characters (a hint of the setting: toy story in a 5 letter word)

Boomer starts the chapter wandering around the streets of Florida with PPF and cynder
uttster13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2701
#332 Posted: 17:31:04 19/10/2013
I thought the next chapter was supposed to be yesterday. smilie
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A story.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#333 Posted: 22:30:08 19/10/2013 | Topic Creator
well part of it is



Boomer: everyone! Let's be serious!


October 13th, 2013

Times square, new york


*boomer, ppf, and cynder are wandering the streets*


Boomer: okay. we’re here.


Cynder: how could the mail guy screw up so badly?


PPF: guys... gggggguuuuuuyyyyyysssss.... i see it


Cynder: please don’t tell me your looking at my v-


*ppf points to a huge swap force display*


Boomer: i nearly forgot. it’s today, isn’t it.


Cynder: yep.


*a random person picks up boomer*


Boomer: i think i know what’s happening...

(kid takes the 3 home)
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#334 Posted: 10:38:45 02/11/2013
Chap!?;$,! Ngmrjdic
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#335 Posted: 10:43:30 02/11/2013
Meh...
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
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#336 Posted: 23:37:01 02/11/2013 | Topic Creator
tomorrow i'll work on a new chapter.
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#337 Posted: 07:24:37 03/11/2013
Can't wait ^.^ <3
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Чем больше вы знаете, тем больше вы знаете
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#338 Posted: 16:06:03 03/11/2013 | Topic Creator
October 13th, 2013
Times square, new york

*boomer, ppf, and cynder are wandering the streets*

Boomer: okay. we’re here.

Cynder: how could the mail guy screw up so badly?

PPF: guys... gggggguuuuuuyyyyyysssss.... i see it

Cynder: please don’t tell me your looking at my v-

*ppf points to a huge swap force display*

Boomer: i nearly forgot. it’s today, isn’t it.

Cynder: yep.

*a random person picks up boomer*

Boomer: i think i know what’s happening...

(kid takes the 3 home)

Boomer: is he buying what I think he is?

Cynder: A SWAP FORCE STARTER!

PPF: that AND legendary Free Ranger and.... The fiery forge?

Cynder: well what the heck is that?

Boomer: EVERYBODY! WE’RE GETTING TO GO TO A KID!

PPF: so... hey swappers! SWAP

Wash Buckler: not in the packaging!

Blast Zone: yeah!

NSE: the kid’s not buying us, he’s going to GAMESTOP!

(kid goes to gamestop)

Boomer: is that... a dark starter kit?

PPF: look at that blast zone!

Cynder: well at least he got legendary free ranger...

Boomer: nope, he’s getting POPTHORN!!!

(the kid buys darkstarter and popthorn and goes home)

Popthorn: WHOA! WHO ARE YOU?

Boomer: name’s boomer. these are my friends.

PPF: i have a feeling this kid’s new to skylanders!

Cynder: now... I JUST WANNA FEEL THIS

DST: LIKE TO SLOBBER ON...

DWB: ALL HAIL DARK BLAST ZONE!

DBZ: hello. now, are we ready to play or what?

(skylanders party)

(kid gets home)

Popthorn: ME FIRST! ME FIRST!

DST: ME!

Kid: i’ll use this dynamite guy.

(kid puts boomer on portal)

Cynder: OH COME ON!

(kid plays as boomer and other skylanders)
(2 hours later)

Boomer: i’ve never felt so alive.

PPF: i look so fluffy! FLUFFY ME!

DMRS: so you’re the old guys! i know a thing or two about our history. you’re pretty hard to find!

Boomer: so? now, the kid’s gonna get some swappers!

DMRS: i’m saying maybe you need to go.

(DUN DUN DUN!)


more coming soon.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#339 Posted: 23:37:01 19/11/2013
moar...
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#340 Posted: 01:15:21 20/11/2013 | Topic Creator
guys, with my new le stories, i won't have lots of time to finish this.

this is the last we'll see of boomer.
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#341 Posted: 01:40:22 20/11/2013
Okay.
THGold Yellow Sparx Gems: 1642
#342 Posted: 14:38:20 20/11/2013
R.I.P. It was amazing. smilie
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I'm gone. I visit sometimes.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#343 Posted: 14:45:17 20/11/2013 | Topic Creator
I'm still gonna finish this.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#344 Posted: 20:51:06 21/12/2013 | Topic Creator
guys, i'm sad to say this is done. le stories will carry on this thing's legacy.


smilie
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#345 Posted: 23:30:09 21/12/2013
Boomer kills Zap.
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5.7.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#346 Posted: 13:44:21 22/12/2013
**** THE STORYS SCREW EM!
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#347 Posted: 14:36:27 22/12/2013
**** le stories!

It is a ripoff of my stories!

JK MAN JK!
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5.7.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#348 Posted: 22:51:59 23/12/2013 | Topic Creator
this is dead.


very sorry fans. le stories took over.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#349 Posted: 23:00:49 23/12/2013
As I said in my previous post...

**** le stories this is better!

It is just my stories as a ZapNorris version! Same with a lot of other fan fictions!

I am not mad I am okay with le stories really.
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5.7.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#350 Posted: 23:12:14 23/12/2013 | Topic Creator
well the zapnorris version has dirty jokes.
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