darkSpyro

lol!
walks into wal-mart.
"Hello sir, how may i help you?"
"OMG! Sparx?! YOU work HERE?!
"yep."
"Shouldn't you be at that weight loss program?"
"I got out. It was simple once the main guard dude was asleep."
"Ok then, where can i find the milk?"
"That's what you need help with?! How could you not know?!"
"Well..."
"Get away from me! I can't be seen with you any more!" flies away.
"jerk!" walks of to find milk.
One hour later...
"Spyro?"
"Help me find the milk! Please!"
"Um, how don't you know? Are you blind?!"
"No I am not!"
mumbles as she walks off, "Some times i wonder how he saves the world..."
One year later...
Me: "do you think we should tell him?"
shorty: "Nah!"
pinkdesi: "This is great!"
"What is?!"
PD, NB, and S: "AH! oh, its you."
"yea, and? Tell me where the milk is!!!"
Me: "fine, turn around and look at the neon blinking sign."
"I don't see how that will help but..." See neon blinking milk sign that is one hundred feet tall. Runs to the milk. "Yes!"
old lady: grabs the last thing of milk.
worker: puts up sign that says, "Sold out forever."
"NO!!!!"

Lol! spyro is an idiot!

your destiny is to destroy the world
YEAH! I LIKE DESTROYING!
lol. xD got that from one of Bionicle's spoofs.

W000T! I LUVE THOSE!

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN SONG SUKZ

lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote: Pinkdesi101

Lol! spyro is an idiot!

that was the funny part.
"What is?"
PD, NB, and S: "Ah! Oh, it's you."
"Yea, and? Please tell me where the milk is!"
me: "Fine turn around and look at the neon blinking sign."
"Ok, but i dont see how that will..."
lol! I will talk later... i can't let my math/science teacher know i'm on here...

OH NOEZ MOAR PPL ON THE INTERNET AT SCHOL?!

lolness

what lolness?noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SQUIRELLS IN MY PANTS!
''wow, she had actual squirels in her pants.''
''we got served.''

Hey i am on from school, again. Free day!

"the international vilans conventan may no begin."
...
I can't think of anything else.

I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!

lol this is crackupp B3

WOW SEXY

LOL JK

what?????????

where is pinkdesi?

"Pinkdesi!" walks into the dark creepy forest.
"Why are we looking for her, any way? She made us do crazy things."
turns into "Do it or parish!!!"
"Ah! Ok! i'll help!" looks around. "Pinkdesi."
sees pinkdesi trapped in chocolate cage!
PD: "Help!"
"Wait. if it's chocolate just eat it."
PD: "Ok." eats chocolate. turns dark.
"oh no! It was evil chocolate!" thinks."Wait does that even exist?"
"Come my servant!"
PD: goes with malefore.
"Oh no! we have to find her before its too late!"
"Too late for what?"
"Before she writes the world destroyed!"
gasps.
mean while...
"Now it is time to discover your true destiny, Pinkdesi. But first you must find the other writers of this fan fic!" laughs evilly.
PD:
mean while...
me: "I wonder where pinkdesi is?"
shorty: "I'm doing into the evil ruins!"
me:
shorty take off running.
shorty: "Lets see... shall i see the traps of death, or the pit of lava?"
Pinkdesi: Sees shorty. "Well, well,well..."

To be continued....
i'll post the end later. I hope you read this pinkdesi!!!.

Alright more has come.
shorty: "Pinkdesi! Where have you been? And you look black with evil red eyes!"
Pinkdesi: "Thats because I'm evil!"
Shorty: "but how?!"
Pinkdesi: "Evil chocolate..."
Shorty: "They Are selling evil chocolate now? What will they think of next?"
Pinkdesi: "Well, now i am here to take you to my master."
shorty: "is he made of chocolate?"
pinkdesi: palm/face "Right we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your pick."
Shorty: "Evil furry chiewennies of doom!"
thousands of dogs attack pinkdesi.
pinkdesi: "Shoop-da-whoop fury activate." Blasts dogs.
shorty "Peanut Butter Blasts!!!" Peanut butter shoots at pinkdesi.
pinkdesi: "Lazor shield." Peanut butter is destroyed.
shorty: "Shower of ten thousand flaming doll heads!!!!" Flaming doll heads storm towards pinkdesi.
pinkdesi: "Evil laugh of Death!!!!" Doll head go back to shorty at the laughter.
Shorty: "Gah!!!" Collapses in exhaustion. "Attack of..."
pinkdesi: "Mud missile." mud hits shorty. "give it up, you don't have a chance."
shorty: "No."
pinkdesi: "I'M A FIRIN MY LAZOR!!!" Blasts shorty. "Master... only one to go..."
meanwhile...
"i can't believe malefore isn't here!"
"Well we're still here, so he hasn't found all of them."
"They got shorty!"
and gasp.
"Oh no! We have to find the remaining writer or writers!"
"I think we've found her!"
meanwhile...
me: "Man she has been gone for a long time..."

To be continued...

I'll post more later... enjoy.

lol. nice, um, idea for me leaving, night. lol. i died of laughter.

Thank you. Evil chocolate! I'll post more tomorrow, i have to finish it... Ten thousand flaming doll heads!

you have a strange mind, Night. xD

Not as strange as my sisters... her's is scary!

her's is beyond scary!! it's horrifying the laugh doubles it!

me: writing this. "Where in the world is shorty? She never misses ice-cream."
knocks on door. "I hope you have the right place, sparx."
me: opens door and sees "AH!!!! It's spyro!!! OMG!!!"
"Are you..."
me: hugs spyro tightly and twirls.
"I... Can't ... Breathe!..."
me: puts down. "Sorry. I over underreacted..."
"Um... ok then... I have come to rescue you before..."
me: "AH!!!! Spyro, the spyro!!! Is going to rescue me!!!"
"Yea, thats her..."
"I heard screams! What happened?!"
"She is a fan..."
me: "AH!!! It's CYNDER TOO!" hug cynder and spins around.
"Help... Me...."
"Yep, that is her for sure..."
meanwhile....
"Shorty, pinkdesi, go forth and retrive the final writer then my plan may begin.

To be continued...

ya'll write some hilarious things!
and shorty once you read the thing about your laugh and that...PLEASE...DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!! HAVE MEEERRRCCCYYYY!!!!

please

lolicle!

what the heck is that? i've never heard that one before!

aww I SHALL BE TEH WRITER! well the fourth one.

MWHAHAHAHAHAH

RC:wassup mah peeps?*see's * *eye twitches*
aww crap. *braces self*
RC:YOUR FAT! FAT PURPLE DONKEY!
DONKEY?! IM A FRICKEN-
RC: DONT YOU ****IN TEST ME BOY!
meep. anyways since your already a Hot Miss Random, Mali wont be able to turn you evil that easily.
RC:thats cus i am the word imade up called evilly random. w00t.
PD: well well it's RC! YOU SHALL-
RC: DONT TEST MAH! SEXY RANDOM POWAS ACTIVATE!! *shoop da whoops a peanut* phew. that peanut was SOO annoying. well time for a break! *jumps on sofa and drink lemon juice*
PD:this is gunna be SOOO hard. *head/floors*

nice... but i would like to write this one alone if no else minds, your coming up RC.

RC: "Get me a soda!"
Me: "I almost forgot she was a writer."
RC: disappears, and falls from the sky. "OW!" looks at spyro.
"Hey your not supposed to be evil yet!"
RC: eats evil chocolate.
"Me and my big mouth..."
RC: run to malefore's lair.
ME:
meanwhile...
shorty: "we left out a writer... RC..."
RC: bursts in.
PD: poofs in. "How did i get here? RC?"
RC: steps to pinkdesi.
grublins: "Girl fight! Girl Fight!"
"No girl fights. any ways they have to save their strength for the final piece."
Shorty, pinkdesi, and RC: "We are ready master."
meanwhile...
me: "You mean i am an important piece in a spyro adventure!"
"yea, but please don't go crazy again..."
"We dont have much time! We have to get moving!"
"Um, spyro."
"yea..."
"What do you do when a fan girl has just seen every one else and looks like she'll hug you again?"
"Run. why?"
"Look..." points at me seeing everyone else.
Me: jump in air and hugs spyro. "YAY!!!"
"Spyro's got a girl friend!"
All boys start chatting this.
"Spyro is MY boy friend!!!" turns dark.
Me: "well, duh!"
palm/face
one day later.
"Are we there yet?'
"No. Quit asking."
Me: "Is that it?"
"What makes you think that is it?"
Me: "The neon blinking 'Malefor is not here' sign."
"Oh..."
"Lets go. Wait! Where are the elders?"
"They went to the ice-cream cart called 'this is not a death trap' , why"
"Why? Why these id..."
"Hurry up grandma!"
Me: "YAY! I love this adventure!"
All of a sudden a portal opens.
ash: "I come from the future!" looks around. "Wait this isn't the past... Wait! NO!"
portal closes and machine is fried.
Me: "Hi ash! Look! Spyro, cynder, sparx!"
Ash: "eep."
"No way, not another useless creep..."
ash: "tootsie roll monsters of death!"
tootsie roll monsters grab spyro.
"Ok, your in..."
they drop him.
Every one runs into the lair.
grublins: attack NightBlade.
"Crud, no!"
NightBlade: "NightBlade digivolve to~!"
"Wait! what video game inverse are we even in?!"
Nightblade: "Clawmon!" looks at grublins. "Razor swipe!" Claws the grublins to pieces.
Everyone:
just down the hall...
pinkdesi: "Master, I heard something..."
"Relax, it's just the grublins playing a lame game...
Me: "Razor swipe!" claws down door.
"No, my only descent looking and working door! You will pay! Attack!"

To be continued...

lol. xD this is way too funny, Night.
Quote: Ash

what the heck is that?

*slowly walks towards*

lol. I'll post the last bit tomorrow, i can't it now... only seconds only bedtime...

Yea! More!

PD: "Shoop-da-Whoop-fury!!!" Blasts spyro
"OW!" Breathes fire at shorty.
shorty: "You wouldn't breathe fire at a ten year old would you?"
"Well... no... gee... I'm sorry..."
shorty: "Your pety emotions shall get you no where but defeat!" "Shower of Ten-Thousand-Flaming-Doll-Heads!!!" Doll heads fly at spyro.
"Ah!" ducks. "What the heck, you speak with out emotion?!"
shorty: "The evil sweets enable one to feel nothing but the pleasure of evil. you should try it..."
RC: "Chocolate bombs!!!" bombs explode spyro.
"AH!"
"Ok, nightblade, you do thing and defeat evil!"
me: "OK!!!" stops. "One queston. how?"
palm/face
laughs evilly
ash: "Tootsie Roll monsters of Death!" tootsie roll monsters attack. "Acid roll rain!" tootsie rolls fall from the sky.
PD: "Yay! candy!"
tootsie rolls melt through floor...
PD: "AH! CANDY!"
Me: "Crud!" runs.
RC: "YEA!" chases me.
"What the heck is going on?!"
"Chaos!" laughs evilly.
"Now!"
, , , and tackle
"Crud! Sevants! get the fat dragons off of me. AH! I'm bleeding!" cries.
Everyone:
RC: "Malefor's a baby, Malefor's a baby!"
PD: "Evil chocolate fusion!"
Shorty, RC, Pinkdesi, and turn into giant attack robot.
Me: "MoneyBags is an evil vilan?! Why don't we get one of those?!"
"Worth a shot... GOOD GUY ROBOT GO!!!" nothing happens. "please."
All good guys turn into robot.
"Why do i have to be the butt?!"
Me: "Charge!"

To be continued...

lol! nice, night. malefor's a baby.

uh oh.

lol. xD
you need to vote on my percy jackson story, btw.

RC:time to die purple mushroom! *shoops da whoops spyro's @$$*


put that down pwease.

LOLNESSCICLE!
there's a new word... nice pic short!

AH! Making up word is how languages get more word or stared! We doing helpful, progressive stuff on a weekend! x dies x

PD: "Fury of shoop-da-whoop-robot-style!"
Good guys: duck.
me: falls out of robot. "AH! help!"
robot falls apart.
"NO!"
"Yes, now i have you where i want you!" smiles evilly.
me: braces self.
"Can i have your auto graph?"
PD RC and shorty: jaw drops.
"What?! You have to have all of them at once or it's worthless!"
"You mean i was dragged on an adventure with these crazies just so you could get an auto graph?!"
"yes."
me: "I agree with spyro, no auto graph for you..."
"You powerless whelp! You shall give me my auto graph or... wait what are you doing?!"
Me: sings one note, a pretty one and rocks form a cage over malefor.
"What the?! You're copying code lyoko!"
ME: "Yea. and?"
"Wait where are you going, you can't leave me here! NO!"
everyone leaves malefor.
epilogue:
Everything went back to normal, was as normal as it gets. But there was always one thing i didn't get, where did ash go?

one year later...
ash: "Arise malefor, my servant."
"What is your order?"
ash: " think you shall know what to do..." laughs evilly.

The end...?

lolnessicle!
i thought those together and still don't spell them right...

thats nice. xD
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wtf happened
everyone went crazy and made us do stuff
oh yeah.
i hate it when that happens
you controlled me!
good point, but i'm evil
shorty is evil.
and ash turned evil
and controlled you *laugh*
grrrrr
i've kicked your butt before, malefor.
ahem?
we kicked your butt
thank you
no you haven't, this is still the cutscene for the last level.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! *head/desk*
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so, who likes the chapter?

who's ash anyways? if its from pokemanz:
RC:*makes out with ash*

no, that is short for her full name which is ashlyn. and SHE is a girl.