Me on Skype group chat: My throat hurts
Guy Friend 1: who you been deepthroating??
Guy Friend 2: Ooh tell us about him, was he too big for ya??
Me: Hahahhaa I'm gay
Them: That's what you say now
Guy Friend 3: Can we have a 3-some??
Guy Friend 4: I'M JOINING. Wait you serious?
Me: **** right off
Girl friend 1: **** off I'm trying to sleep
Girl friend 2: mute the chat then you spastic
Me: *rolls eyes and moans on dS*
****s sake guys pull yourselves together. you arent gonna get the lesbians in bed with you and their girlfriend.
This is my immediate conclusion when someone says their throat hurts. I may not say it, but that's what I'm thinking.