darkSpyro

Death. Is. Not. Funny.

Sharp: Sometimes it is.
Ally: How could you say that!?
Shrap: Well...I meant the character deaths.Some are funny.
Ally: Arceus,cynd,I can't believe you.
Sharp: Well,you can if you try.
Ally: You are seriously going insane right now.
Fern: CL's right,death isn't funny!
Sharp: When the bad guys die,it is.
Ally: Yup,she's insane.Well,the whatever-side-Sharp-is side is insane.
Fern: Maybe she's just in a bad mood.
Ally: No,her bad mood would be-
Nina: Death is hilarious!
Ally: You're the dark side now,aren't you?
Nina: Yep!You're switched to neutral.
Ally: We need to convince cynd to kill Nina.At least I kept cynd neutral.
Fern: So,we're all part of cynd's brain?
Ally: ...Pretty much.
Fern: That makes sense!
Nina: Death is awesome...
Sharp: Coooooookies...
Ally: Ughhhh.

... does Curly seem like she's looking at you in a pervy way in my Avatar? O.O

Sharp: Maybeeeee...Oh,and I have a request too!

WHAT THE F--K DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME!?!?

Sharp: A request!

O.O


uhh ....

Can I have a request now?

YES!!

Shinma: *nom nom nom* hey
Laurie: ....coookie.....

Lalalalalaaaalaaa!!!

Sharp: Yayz!Well...I'll tell you later.
Ally: Seriously?
Sharp: Yep!
Skyburst: What's up?
Sharp: *gives Laurie a cookie* Everlasting cookies!
Nina: *looks at the cookies* If Akulion likes to eat this stuff...
Sharp: I don't think he does.I haven't asked him yet.
Nina: THEN ASK HIM!
Sharp: Not right now!Oh,and Hi,D-o!

Spyder: *reading a book* ... (mumbling) can I have a cookie?
Bramble: Ohhh, singing? (:
Curly: ... Remind me to NEVER GO TO shorty'S ART TOPIC AGAIN!! O.O
CL: Oh, that ....

Sharp: YES! *gives Spyder a cookie*
Nina: A DRAGON CAN'T HELP US!Well,unless it's a Dragonite.Or maybe a Salamence...
Sharp: Just shut your mouth.
Nina: Fine.

Spyder: Look here, Raichu! First off, I'm over one hundred times your side. Secondly, I'm pretty much the embodiment of darkness and I'm perfectly willing to sap it all from you and turn you into a good guy! Lastly, DON'T TALK ABOUT DRAGONS LIKE WE'RE NOT HERE!
Bramble: It was a bit rude ...
Curly: cynd, do you KNOW what happened in that other art topic? DO YOU?
CL: She doesn't want to know. Get over it.

Sharp: I dunno what happened.But you can tell me!
Nina: I meant that you can't help defeat the good guys in the RP!Are you THAT-
Sharp: *covers Nina's mouth* Okay,I think he gets it!

Spyder: *growls* You may be surprised ... *slaps Sharp out of the way* You really know how to choose your opponents, little girl.
Curly: I- .... I think I got r@ped! O.O
CL: That's why you should NEVER talk to Skorpion about avatars!

Sharp: I'm not getting this!
Ally: What aren't you getting?
Sharp: EVERYTHING!
Ally: Okay,that's annoying and nothing else.
Nina: SERIOUSLY?*laughs*
Ally: What's funny?
Nina: Ah,nothing.
Sharp: Actually,there IS some-
Nina: *Thunderbolts Sharp* Just be quiet.
Sharp: ...Got it.

Spyder: You really have no idea who I am? Look, stupid Raichu, *eyes flash* around you ...
--Spyder used ILLUSION!--
--Nina was cast into an Illusion!--
Bramble: Sh-t. He cast an illusion on the raichu ...
Spyder: *whispering to Sharp* *I'm making her think that Eve is Akulion ... this may be funny ... if it doesn't work I'm making her think she's in a room full of fluffy bunnies and rainbows!
Curly: WERE YOU NOT LISTENING!?

Me: *watching conversation*
Kurth: Yays! i'ma back! *blasts a gale at everyone and rides it* Wheee!!!!
Losi: *get's blown away* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Amiti; *clings to Curly's tail*

Curly: HOLY SH-T!! *knocked over*
Bramble: Hello, Kurth!
CL: True story!
Spyder: .... Oh no, it's the kid again ....
Bramble: Shut up, Spyder!
Spyder: Dude, he's not YOUR kid! I can say whatever I want.
Bramble: It's just rude, and bringing a bad name to our family! So shut your mouth!

Kurth: *stops wind* So, who are these little chumps?
Losi: Excuse me!
Amiti: Aaah! *hides in Curly's tail again*

Bramble: Kurth, they're my friends.
Spyder: HIS *points at Bramble* friends.
Curly: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME!? ):<
CL: Oh, shut up Curly.

Kurth: They look.......tasty....*licks lips*
Losi: , why you....
Amiti: *starts crying*

Bramble: *slight growl* Kurth, we don't eat friends.
Curly: *hugs Amiti (and sort of hugs her tail in the process)* shhh ... (at Kurth) See what you did, you made him cry!
CL: *face/palm*

Kurth: Ooh. I thought you meant like, 'food friends' *nodding*
Losi: I feel the urge to beat him senseless...
Amiti: I don't want be eaten...

Laurie: WHats happening?
Shinma; I heard what you said Curly....
Rio: *is paranoid wreck*

Curly: yep. itso happened ... ;___;
CL: Oh, Rio ... ): What happened?

Sharp: It might not be...
Nina: What's Akulion doing here!?
Sharp: *shrugs* Not clue.*whispers to Spyder "She has trained for this kind of stuff.It won't be for very long"*
Ally: I don't see Akulion.
Nina: But he's RIGHT THERE!*points at Eve* OMFA,I POINTED AT HIM!*hides behind Sharp*
Sharp: *gets out Light Sword* Yayz,a battle!
Nina: DON'T HURT HIM,cynd!
Sharp: But it's a SHE!
Nina: Sumiriyon is the she!
Sharp: She's the she?
Nina: YEEEES!
Sharp: That doesn't make sense.
Nina:

Eve: um ...
Spyder: (so she'd rather have the room full of butterflies, colorful balls, rainbows, and cotton candy? O.o)
Raya: The great and might Akulion? EVE? *bursts into laughter*

Sharp: (I dunno.)
Nina: That's not Eve,that's Akulion!
Sharp: That's Eve,Nina.
Nina: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?*hides*
Sharp: Seriously...

Raya: *laughing still*
Spyder: *troll face*
Eve: um ... (Oh, IDEA!) *glomps Nina* Hello, faithful servant! I WUV YOOUUU!
Curly: *bursts out laughing*

Sharp: NOT excpected.
Ally: You know that Nina'll just scream her pants off?
Sharp: Nina has PANTS!?Awesome!
Ally: Just...Just shut it.
Nina: OH MY FREAKING ARCEUS!*breaks down crying* AKULION,I NEVER MEANT TO FAIL YOU!I KILLED THE HEALER,JUST LIKE YOU SAID I SHOULD!WAS IT NOT ENOUGH!?I EVEN KILLED THAT D@MN LOSI!DIDN'T EVERYTHING GO ACCORDING TO PLAN!?
Sharp: So THAT'S why she killed Flare!
Ally: You made the plan up,cynd.
Sharp: Oh.
Ally:

Eve: Nina ...
CL:
Curly:
Eve: (psst! Spyder! Make it seem like Flare is here!)
Spyder: *does so*
Eve: Did you really kill the Healer? Kill her GOOD? I see a Healer ...

Sharp: Arceus of dear God...
Nina: *tears herself away from Akulion and uses Claws of Fury on Flare* I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR FREAKIN' @SS!
Sharp: But what about the rest of Flare?
Ally: Shut up,cynd.
Sharp: Ladeedah...
Ally: Just be quiet!

"Flare": *dissolves into a rainbow and splashes rainbow colors onto Nina*
Eve: ... Nina, are you rainbow colors? BAWWWW, YOU'RE ADORABLE!! >.<
(being Akulion is hard ...)
Lacy: RAINBOW RAICHU!! AWWW, SO CUTE!! Everybody hug Nina!
Mewka, Eve (or "Akulion" X3), Lacy: *all hug Nina* awwww~!

Sharp: OoO Unexcpected!
Nina: D@mn you all!Except for Akluion,of course.*uses Claw of Fury on everyone except for "Akulion"*
Ally: This is getting stupid.

Mewka: *punches Nina in the face. VERY. HARD.*
Lacy: Aww, she loves us~!
Eve: Aww, we'll be BEST FRIENDS! Right, Nina?

Sharp: No.
Ally: What?
Sharp: I said NO!I say,I cannot take this anymore!This Raichu is the main part of the section which covers my brain almost entirely,making me feel most of the same things that she is!
Ally: Uhhhh...I'm not getting you.
Sharp: You do not get me?You are the piece of rubbish trash that's been in charge!Now it's time for a powerful one to take the lead!
Ally:
Nina: Am I supossed to say ow now?And-
Sharp: *turns into cynd and grabs Nina* EVE IS NOT AKULION,DAMMIT!*shakes Nina*
Nina: You're blind,cynd,BLIND!
cynd: No,you are!

Spyder: *lifts illusion* *troll face*
Eve: As you can see, I truly am not Akulion ... :3
Lacy: Can we pound Nina for you, cynd?

cynd: NO.
Nina: ...Sh-t!I SO want to use Light Storm...
cynd: Don't even THINK about it!
Ally: I think cynd's a little mad...
cynd: I AM NOT MAD!
Ally: Sure you aren't,suuuure.

CL: cynd, calm down.
Eve: It was just a joke ...
Spyder: *troll face*
Bramble: *punches Spyder in the face*
Spyder: oww ...
Lacy: aw, man ...

cynd: I AM CALM!
Ally: cynd...
cynd: I know it was just a joke!
Ally: Good*pats cynd's back*
cynd: See?I'm calm!
Ally: We see,we see.
Nina: Maybe Ally SHOULD control the dark side...
Ally: I'm glad you've figured that out.Someone blow Nina up,please.
Nina: WHAAAT!?No freakin' way!
cynd: The bad guys always die.It's funny when they do.Laugh in the face of danger!
Nina: Laughing's going to get you nowhere.

Lacy: *crackles knuckles* I will enjoy this ...
Mewka: *uses psychic to lift Nina into the air* WHEE! *bashes Nina into the ground really hard, face first, repeatedly*

cynd: Ally told you,not me!*grabs Nina again*
Nina: *looks a little dizzy* I hate what they do.*rubs face*
Ally: See?Pokemon do what I want.
Nina: That's cuz you're a good guy.
Ally: Shut up and let me enjoy my moment of being better than you.

Mewka: *grabs cynd AND Nina and bashes them repeatedly into the ground, face first* :3
Lacy: lol! X3
Curly: *out of breath from laughter*

cynd: OMA!*jumps into a tree*
Ally: ?
cynd: SNAKE!
Ally: You could just kill it,cynd.
cynd: *throws Elemental Sword* Now I can't!
Ally: *catches the sword* Yes you can.*throws it back to cynd*
cynd: No,no!*doesn't catch the sword*
Nina: Ehhhh...*rubs face*