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Viridi:[Whispers back] Maybe that's why he's so angry all the time, because he missed Falco?

Falco: Dark Pit, I think you're perfect just the way you are.

(Me IRL: *thinks of the song where it's like "you're amazing just the way you are* Was this on purpose)

Phosphora: [whispering back to Viridi] Maybe

Dark Pit: *pauses* I... I'll never be anywhere close to perfect. Don't lie to me.

(Why did Shagaru leave us unsupervised, now a part of me (it's really small but still) ships Falco and Dark Pit)

Falco: I'm not lying, I'm being honest

{You ship everyone! And idk, we obviously can't be trusted alone.}

(EVERYONE IN THIS RP IS IN A RELATIONSHIP)

Dark Pit: Leave me alone. *walks away*

Falco: Okay

Viridi: Should... someone that's NOT Falco go after him?

Fox: Okay

Corrin: I volunteer as tribute!

Robin: Um, what?

Viridi: Um... okay? Go try if you really want to...

{You ninja'd me}

Fox: Bruh?

Corrin: GET BACK HERE OR I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT! *dragon* *runs after Dark Pit*

Robin: *is holding Corrin's tail* I'm gonna make sure they both survive this.

Viridi: I'm regretting sending her.

Falco: *whispers to Fox that he likes Dark Pit romantically*
Fox: *laughs* Falco at least was nicer

Viridi: Pittoo doesn't react to 'nice' very well.

Fox: Oh

Phosphora: At least the sane girl is with her.

Dark Pit: [through telepathy] WHO SENT THE DRAGON WAS IT HADES OR SOMETHING?

Phosphora: That's not so great...

(NOTE: Telepathy can only be heard by angels and gods. It's a long range communication.)

Viridi: [Telepathy] Sorry Dark Pit, that may have been my fault...also, I'm not at war with Hades! For now...

Fox: *laughs at how cute of a couple Falco and Dark Pit would be*

(Oh yeah, telepathy Kid Icarus style is like the god/angel speaks aloud and the recipient can hear it. Which can lead to some awkward situations.)

Dark Pit: [telepathy] SO NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME? AHH!

Corrin: *returns carrying Dark Pit unconscious in her jaw* *drops him*

Dark Pit: *hits the ground landing on his wing, waking up due to pain* AGH! I bet this wing is broken now. Thanks a lot.

Corrin: *sits down as if to say "are you proud of me"*

Falco: Dark Pit, are you okay?

Dark Pit: I'm fine. *gets up* [grumbling to himself] That stupid dragon. *walks towards Corrin* She just had to send a dragon. *his injured wing brushes off Corrin's scales* Ow!

Falco: Yeah

Corrin: *looks disappointed*

Dark Pit: Well, are we going or not?

Falco: Yeah *blushes*

Viridi: I asked for volunteers! I may have forgotten she's a dragon... *Heals Dark Pit's wing* Sorry? And sure, let's go.

Fox: *whispers to Falco* You blushed Falco, you blushed!

(Cya tomorrow)

(Bye, I'm back from my fan fiction break)

Dark Pit: I guess it's fine. I'm not dead...

Viridi: Are you...um...okay, Dark Pit?

Dark Pit: I'm fine. *flaps wings* Why does it suddenly matter to you? It never has before.

(I expected you to ask why I had a fanfiction break, I'm so glad you didn't though.)

Viridi: Shut up, it doesn't matter! I-um-it's just-if you're hurt, then...you...can't fight. And I...need you to be able to fight.

{I know you too well to question it}

(I would've replied with someething you'd interpret as dirty...
Does Viridi like Dark Pit now too? Is this "Make Fury Want to Ship Dark Pit with Everyone" day?)

Dark Pit: Whatever.

Viridi: Let's just go.

{YOU SHIP PITTOO AND PIT??? And I'll leave that for you to figure out :P That's kinda horrible since you know I hate Pittoo but at the same time might ship them, you never know~ Also, I'll request Ryuk in the morning, when we're finished RPing for the night.}

(NOT ME MY STUPID SUBCONSCIOUS BE LIKE "Yo Fury, ship Dark Pit with literally every character for me. Thx.")

Dark Pit: Yeah.

Viridi: *Starts walking forward without looking back*

{YOU JUST WANT PITTOO TO BE HAPPY, UNLIKE MY EVIL SOUL. And who do you ship him with the most? Also, completely unrelated, but where did you leave your Dad's headphones?}

(Yes I left the headphones. I have my earbuds here.
Well that escalated quickly. I ship him most wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith... MY FAVOURITE DARK PIT SHIP IS DARKMÉ I HAVE NO REGRETS)

Everyone: *follows, mostly because she looks confident*

Viridi: *Is now realizing she's lost on waffleland* [Muttering] Who let me be in the lead? We need to find the others again, oops...

Phosphora: You saaid "let's go" so we followed you. *leans back in the air*

(I love how as I type I have different facial expressions and I move in a different way depending what character I'm writing...)

Viridi: I...um... *Pauses* Does anyone know how to get back to the others?

{Ik it's hilarious to watch you}

(I bet it is )

Phosphora: Lucky for you, we can follow the trail of pineapples Corrin created somehow. She confuses me.

Corrin: Rawr~

Dark Pit: Wait, those were important?

Phosphora: *facepalm* I forgot we had a Pit with us. I swear, they eat everything.

Dark Pit: You should've said something sooner!

Phosphora: I didn't expect you to eat them!

(Lol the pineapples are of return)

Viridi: She left...a trail...of pineapples? Well, since Pittoo is SO smart and ate them all, anyone else have any bright ideas? Normally I would say my warp, but I don't know where point A or point B are, so it would be very difficult to get us to where we should be...

Corrin: *human* Pineapples are great. *summons a glorious pineapple*

Dark Pit: Hey! It's not my fault I was hungry! It would be Pit's fault! *takes the pineapples from Corrin and eats it*

Phosphora: ...Waffles...

Dark Pit: There are just too many! Bacon I wouldn't mind, but the waffles are just crazy. Plus, people walk on them.

Phosphora: And the pineapples were on the ground...

Dark Pit: At least I wasn't eating something that's been walked on. It's still not my fault Pit's appetite wasn't one of the things the stupid mirror reversed.

Viridi: Nobody cares about waffle-floor pineapples! *Pauses* Do you have any more? Wait, never mind that! Phosphora, go fly around until you find the others.

Phosphora: Sure. *flies away*

Dark Pit: Whatever.

Corrin: Have a glorious pineapple. *passes Viridi a glorious pineapple out of nowhere*

Viridi: *Eats pineapple* That was so good... *Sits down* What do we do while we're waiting? AND NO MORE DRAGONS!

Corrin: Aww.

Dark Pit: *is asleep*

Robin: When did that happen?

Corrin: *uses Dark Pit's wings as a pillow and also falls asleep*

Robin: So we're the only ones awake.

Viridi: *Yawns* I wanna sleep now too... who are you anyway?

Robin: Well, technically I'm Robin. But some people know me as the fell dragon, Grima. I'm not actually, but I will be. Or would be. Could be...? Time travel is confusing. *yawns* But you know what? I'm tired. *falls asleep curled up in a ball*

(TIRED IN REALITY NIGHT ANAKHA)