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Viridi: THAT WAS MY FAVORITE TEMPLE! AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Leligarm: Where do you expect me to go?

Viridi: Anywhere but here! If Pittoo and Phosphora aren't here and you attack me, I can only warp so many times before they get here! I'm not letting a stranger whom already attacked me stay with me!

Leligarm: Well I can't exactly fly at the moment.

Dark Pit: I thought you could.

Leligarm: Hades decided he couldn't have my flying back, so he injured my wing.

Viridi: NOBODY else is worried about her staying here?

Phosphora: Well we are here for now, so she won't kill you!

Viridi: Yea, but what about when I need you to go attack Hades?

Leligarm: I don't even want to kill you right now...

Viridi: RIGHT NOW? THAT'S NOT VERY REASSURING!

Leligarn: Well I do enjoy killing gods, so don't expect me to be like that permanently.

Viridi: *Muttering* I'm going to need a body guard. *Stops muttering* Well, I still need Phosphora to counterattack Hades. Can you do that, or are you hurt?

Phosphora: Who, me? I'm just fine.

Viridi: Okay, good. You don't mind attacking then?

Phosphora: Anything you want me to do I'll do, mistress Viridi.

Viridi: Pittoo! You should be taking notes. Phosphora, I want you to do a direct attack from wherever those troops came from. 

Dark Pit: Wait, what? Taking notes? On what?

Phosphora: Got it!*leaves*

Leligarm: Hey, if you're fighting Hades...

Viridi: On how you should behave. And what do you want, angel?

Leligarm: I have a name. I wanted to get back at him for just kicking me out.

Viridi: And that has anything to do with me, WHY?

Leligarm: Because my wing is broken, and I can't fly. If you could heal it though, I'd help you out.

Viridi: I don't need your help, I have Phosphora.

Leligarm: So? You don't need to give ME the Power of Flight. I can fly on my own.

Viridi: And if I give you the ability to fly, then my only defense against you is useless.

Leligarm: I promise I won't kill you.

Viridi: A promise from you is just about as good as a promise from Pittoo!

Leligarm: Really? You don't even know me.

Viridi: Exactly. I can't trust anything you say.

Leligarm: Look, I won't kill you unless it suits my purposes.

Viridi: Fine. *Heals Leligarm* Happy? Now go follow Phosphora, I don't trust you here with me alone.

Leligarm: He's here... *gestures to Dark Pit* That was my plan anyway though. *flies after Phosphora*

Viridi: He doesn't count, he'll probably try to kill me too.

Underworld Army: *Starts defending where Phosphora and Leligarm are attacking*

Dark Pit: Gee, thanks...

Phosphora and Leligarm: *fight*

Viridi: Well what do you expect, me to TRUST you?

Underworld Army: *Fighting*

Dark Pit: Yes...

Viridi: Well, all you ever do is complain. That's a sure sign of planned murder.

Dark Pit: How...?

Viridi: It just is, okay? You can't deny it, either.

Underworld Army: *Still a steady amount of troops*

Dark PIt: Actually, I can.

Viridi: The POINT is, I can't trust you. And you also need to learn to listen.

???: Someone has trust issues.

Dark Pit: And who are you?

???: Don't tell me you don't remember me?

Viridi: Where do I know that voice from?

???: Turn around.

Viridi: *Turns around* *Screams and jumps back*

Ryuk: Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.

Dark Pit: Oh. It's you.

Ryuk: That's the welcome I get? I manage to get here from the Dark Realm, and I get screamed at and Dark Pit's attitude?

Viridi: You scared me!

Leligarm: Hey. It's me. What just happened? I heard you scream and Dark Pit said something, who's back there?

Viridi: Never mind that, you have your own enemies to deal with.

Ryuk: I'm not an enemy...

Dark Pit: Really?

Leligarm: Who's there then? Tell me or I'll find out some other way!

Viridi: Ask Phosphora about the Gods of Death.

Ryuk: Nope. I'm an enemy to nobody, I'm on my own side in this war. I'm only here because I got bored, and Gods, angels, and humans are much more interesting than the other Gods of Death.

Viridi: Well, at least that means I don't have to make Pittoo fight you.

Dark Pit: Do you really expect me to fight him anyway?

Leligarm: Uh... okay then?

Viridi: If I tell you to, you're supposed to!

Ryuk: Still haven't decided which of you is in charge of the other.

Dark Pit: Nobody is in charge of me.