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Blue:Ah so we're going to Johto? I've been needing a good battle!!!!

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Toon Link: An adventure....Yeah!!!

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Spike: Where am I
Twilight: I HAVE WANGS NOW!

GET OUT OF HERE SLEEPY!!!!

WHY??

Dude your ether Godzilla or you change your avi!!

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Larxene: I'm bored..... *Goes to fight Sora*

(As you may know, this does not end well for Larxene.....)

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Keeby: I found some strawberry cake, who wants some?

(Shameless double post)

Keeby: Hmph. More for me.

Larxene: *dead*.... T.T

Keeby: -.-

can I join?

can i join?

Me three

i join as goku

i join as beavis

goku makes a blowing up of much stuff. "that was a good blowing up of the stuff"
then he feel a great power. " i feel a great power" he say to self
in distance, he see a slender figure with blonde hair and metallica shirt

Beavis walks out of the store, eating many nachos. In the distance he sees a figure, an orange clad being with incredibly long and spiky hair.

"What the hell is that orange monkey man with hair like my pubes?" Beavis said, intelligently realizing it was a being of immeasurable power.
Beavis walked over to the man and asked, "Hey, how's it goin?" Ready for anything.

goku see strange blonde man. "are you a super saiyan" he ask beavis
he walk up to beavis and pat him on nads "oh so you are boy ok"
after realizing beavis is an boy, he introduct self "hi i am goku i am a super saiyan from planet vegeta but it got blown up a lot time in past and i lived on earth along with humans and then went on much of adventurings with friend. who are yoru name"

Beavis starts to pick his nose.
As soon as Goku touches his nads he jumps back and replies, "Don't touch me asswipe!"

goku keep introduced self to beavis. " my wife is chi chi and my sons is gohan and goten. i made them thru a process know by true warrior as "scoring". he look beavis in eyes. "have you ever score?"

Beavis looks squarely at Goku, the foolish Saiyan from the planet Vegeta. Unwavered by his mocking Beavis replies, "I'm never gonna score! Ahhhh!!!"
Beavis suddenly stretches his fist straight into Goku's nads, catching the saiyan warrior off guard.

"aaaaaaahhhhhhh" goku yel in pain. this mysterous blonde t shirt wearing boy with grey shorts has proof to be a great opponent and very much strongly. "i can help you with your no score problem.... after a intense battle!!!!" he tell beavis with confident

Beavis looks coldly at Goku replying, "So like, you're gonna help me score and stuff if I fight you? Cool."

Beavis then begins his attack by chanting, "Ffffffffffffire, fire, fire, fire!" He lets loose another surprise attack of fire upon Goku.

"oh no" goku screamt in fear pain and fire. he was surounded in fire and burn. "wow you are strong,, i do not know of fire technique like that. but now i must fite back"

"aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" say goku as charge attack "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Beavis calmly looks at the saiyan warrior and slams a mighty fist straight into goku's stomach, not allowing him the chance to power up.

Beavis speaks cooly, "Shut up asswipe! I told you to get out there and mow that lawn! Oh? What's this? Is that a tear, Goku? Ooh, is daddy's little girl upset? I'm going to kick your ass into next tuesday!! Now get outta here! And quit acting like a damn little girl!!"

"ah" goku yell again in pain again. "i am sorry i will mow lawn after battle and scoring!!!!!" he assure beavis. "oh no i am reaching my limit. i am going to loose if i do not do something quickly" think goku
suddenly goku try to punch beavis in forehead!!!

Beavis flies back, surprised by the suddenly blow but not hurt.
"Oww! That hurt fartknocker!"
Suddenly Beavis noticed his nose was bleeding and said, "Oh no, I'm bleeding!" as he rushed to the nearby grocery store.
He stuffed the tampons up his nose, and headed out the door headed back to the battle. Beavis noticed a vendor giving away free samples of coffee.
He began downing coffee cup after coffee cup, quickly becoming hyperactive. He left and once again entered the battle, shaking his head and muttering chants of power.
Suddenly he pulled the back of his shirt up and loudly proclaimed, "I am cornholio!! I need tp for my bunghole!"

after beavis leave to store, goku used time to heal. he pull out senzu bean from booty pocket. "oh no i forgot how to use senzu bean" say goku to self as he realize he forgot how to use senzu bean. "i will try this" then he put senzu bean on ground and smash it with fist. then he inhale it in nose "wow that is soem good ****" say goku to self. "i think i feel better now". then he brace for beavis to return

after beavis return, goku feel fear for first time in his life. "i am scared" he say. he no longer knew how to fight this opponent. but he must try. "maybe if i listen he will give hhint on weakness" think goku. "maybe tp is weakenes. but where can i find tp??" he ask self. he began lose confidence

Beavis suddenly feels the power grow within him and proclaims, "Habla, blah blah blah blah blah, espanol for my bunghole. Are you threatening me!? My bungole will not wait!"
He raises his arms to the sides of his head and begins to call forth the power of the almighty bunghole.

"how am i going to beat him now??? he is power up" think goku, then he go super saiyan. "at least now i will not lose as fastly."
he go to punch beavis but the attack is dodged

Cornholio suddenly summons the almighty bunghole! It flies out of the sky. Goku attempts to evade but but Cornholio exclaims, "You cannot escape the almighty bunghole!!" As it swallows Goku up.

Is Goku doomed? Will Cornholio be victorious? Will the world have to endure the wrath of the almighty bunghole?!! Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

"oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" goku panics!!!! "what is happen to me" he wonder. " i must escape... i must fight... i must help him score" goku decides to not be taken by the almighty bunghole. suddenly he use instant transmission to teleport away. "i used instant transmission to teleport away" say goku as he now stands in front of beavis. now the fight can continue without interferent. "i am going to hit you with everything i got" goku say loud as he charge at beavis with fist out

Cornholio begins to chant the chant of the almighty bunghole as goku speeds towards him. The bunghole stops in front of cornholio just in time to take the full force of the attack. The great bunghole has been defeated but Cornholio is still at full power. He charges at goku, screaming, "Are you threatening me?! I need tp for my bunghole!"

"i did it" say goku as the almighty bunghole is defeat. " i did it". it was then he notice beavis running towards him. "is this going to be it? am i going to make much dyings" goku ask self

Beavis suddenly stops mid run and questions himself, "What's going on here?" as the power runs out of his cornholio transformation.
He see's Goku flinching and remembers he has to win this fight. He then gives a direct punch to Goku's stomach, some of the cornholio power still within him.

"it is the end" say goku quietly as he make much of dyings, "i will die now... to this strong warrior." he say. "beavis you are strong warrior. be proud, and tell my wife chi chi that i loved her a little bit once" then goku was died.

Beavis looks at the body. "Hey cool! A dead guy!" he exclaims. "I should go get Butt-Head! Wait, he was the guy that was supposed to help me score! Damn it! I'm never gonna score! Hey, wait, he mentioned something about a wife, maybe I can score with her." Beavis walks into the sunset, dead Goku behind him off to score with Chi Chi.

goku makes much of the wakings up in after life. "i died" he say. "oh no. i promise strong warrior boy to help score. i must keep my promise for i am goku a true super saiyad" so he walk back to where battle take place. he do not see the beavis. "oh no. well i think i will go see if bulma can invent beavis radar like dragon radar"

Beavis walks down the street and through the woods. He suddenly comes upon a rounded house with a girl with black hair tied up in a bun.
"Woah! I never knew this was here." Beavis exclaims as he looks around. Then he begins to look at her boobs.

goku was make leaf of bulma house. "bulma is a big bully. she say i am a retart and not make beavis radar" goku made of speech to self. "i will go see if my family can help with problem" he decid as he begin heading home.

Beavis begins speaking to Goku's wife. "I am sorry to tell you this but your husband has passed on. His last wish was for me to score with his wife. So we gonna score now or something? Hehehmmhehe"

Tears begin to well up in ChiChi's eyes, but she smiles softly at the boy, grabbing his hand and directs him to her room.