darkSpyro

Say, might it be all right if I post my drafts here by myself (with your PMed approval of course)? So that others don't have to wait as long for our comedic genius (:P)?

Sure! Go ahead!

All right, I'll try just one, Molten Conquest or Scarlet Sabotage.

Molten

That's what I was thinking. Here goes!
Molten Conquest pt1
As the Alts were first settling in, their original counterparts (and Zook) were visiting and helping them out.

And over here shall be my statue, and over there shall be the site of the imperial gardens, and way over there shall be my watchtower, and over here will be my palace and-

Mund halten!

:jadeflashwing: And over here I’ll put my Bash loveshrine, and over here my Bash merchandise, and over-

Ich bin mit einem Haufen von Spinnern stecken...

Hello more or less evil clones!

We came to help out with the moving in.

My soul does scream dolefully with this haunting… wall color. I shall spend the rest of my mortal days in a nearby cave. Farewell!

Good riddance…

-And over here I’ll put my personal gift shop, and over there I’ll put my tax office, and over here I’ll put my soon-to-be slaves-I mean Skylanders’ apartment building, and over here I’ll put my personal chocolate fountain, and over here my life-size replicas of the Enterprise … all 8 of ‘em! And over here-

:gnarlytreerex: And over here I’ll put my casino, and over here my troops’ operations HQ, and over here my criminal supercomputer, and over here my evil lair and over here-

And my royal gardens will go here, and my life-sized exact replica of the Palace of Versailles will go here, and my summer palace will go here, and my pizza palace will go over there, and my royal art gallery will go here, and my-

Or we could just let them get settled in on their own…

[to himself] Those fools! I’m mere minutes away from [shouting at the top of his lungs] ULTIMATE POWER!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Yeah let’s just leave them to themselves…

Darf ich mitkommen?

Klar, warum nicht?

You, you of all people, you speak fluent German?

[scholarly voice] Well, I should think it should be obivous, I do have a PhD in several subjects, and picked up a bit of German off campus.

You’re a college graduate? Believe me, I never would’ve guessed that...

Well, I did get diagnosed with having multiple intelligence levels, I guess normally I’m... [eyes twitch] smart, by the way, I found out that earwax doesn’t make good candles!

Ok?...

All the non-Alts, plus Scarlet, walk off.

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gather round, my fellow more-or-less evil clones! Ultimate power… IS MINE!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

He pulls out a genie bottle, and starts rubbing it.

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You won’t believe the deal I got for this on skyBay! And now, to make my all wishes come true! MWUHAHAHAHAHA-

:jadeflashwing: But don’t you only get three wishes? AND ONE OF THEM BETTER BE TO MAKE BASH LOVE ME! OR ELSE!

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fool, that’s just the Disney version! A lesser known fact is that in the original Alladin, he actually had an infinite amount of wishes, and actually had two genies, one that dwelled in a lamp and one that dwelled in a ring! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

All the alts: Zzz…Zzz…Zzz…

-HAHAHA!... I SAID, A LESSER KNOWN FACT IS THAT-

All: WE HEARD YOU! Well, not really, but just go on.

Anyhoo, we can make all our wishes come true, nothing can stop us! MWUHAHAHAHA-

Far out! Say, that bottle looks a bit like that hot red ninja genia babe that hangs around here, only more purple-y…

I suppose all genie bottles look like that… here goes! MWUHAHAHAHA-

He rubs it, when a massive plume of smoke arises out of it… and Ninjini appears?

It is I, the powerful genie of the bottle, blah blah what are your wishes? Wait, the Alts?!

-HAHA! Wait, what? What are you doing here?

Part-time job… you think a Skylander’s salary covers magical nail-polish that lasts in combat? Not to mention wishing permits, my new ultra-resolution Arkeyan television (when you’re a giant mech, you need big TVs!), and so forth…

Well… this is awkward… uh… I guess we don’t need your services, RETURN TO THE BOTTLE FROM WHICH YOU CAME!

You’re still paying full price for my services…

Ninjini and her bottle both vanish.

No matter, I have another one! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA-

:jadeflashwing: The laughing is beginning to get on my nerves…

Molten pulls out another bottle, rubs it, and a genie appears.

-HAHA! Oh mighty genie, grant me… GALACTIC DOMINIATION! MWUHAHAHA-
Genie: Sorry, Wishing Regulation Handbook page 378, paragraph 2, line 9, “No wishing for being a supreme overlord of some sort.”

-HA! OH COME ON!!! Fine! I wish that you’d teleport the Iron Fist of Arkus to here…
Genie: Sorry, Wishing Regulation Handbook page 912, paragraph 3, line 5, “No bringing ancient superweapons to the wisher.”

… … … OK THAT’S IT! I’d wish you’d transport us to the resting place of the Iron Fist of Arkus!
Genie: Wishing Regulation Hand-

TRANSPORT US SOMEWHERE THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE EXTREMELY CLOSE TO THE IRON FIST OF ARKUS!
Genie: As you wish!

All the Alts are brought within a few feet of the Iron Fist of Arkus, in the central part of a Chompy hive.
Genie: Would you please fill out this customer satisfaction survey regarding your experience?

All: NO!

Now, watch as I don this item of legend and morph into a massive molten mech! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA-

:gnarlytreerex: Hey, who says you get to use the Fist?

:granitecrusher: Shiny… ME WANT IT!

You riff-raff are neither worthy nor prepared to wield such power… unlike me!

:jadeflashwing: Oh yeah? My Bash won’t be able to escape if I use the Fist!

All the Alts start arguing, while Molten quietly walks inside the Fist.

:gnarlytreerex: You fools make my henchmen look smart! You’ve let Molten get the Fist!

[Now a giant robotic version of himself, burning energy all over him] THAT… IS CORRECT! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

An army of Chompies assemble and attack, but are easily brushed off.

-HAHAHA! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!

TBC...

Molten Conquest pt2
Ermit and Machine Ghost descend down, and prepare to battle, but Molten-Mecha blasts them away before they have a chance to strike.

:moltenhotdog: ANY MORE CHALLENGERS? NO? I DIDN’T THINK SO! TIME TO GO PAY A VISIT TO THE RUINS!

:jadeflashwing: Just because you’re a giant Arkeyan mecha doesn’t mean you have to shout! My Bash never shouts like that when I’m around-

:moltenhotdog: I DON’T CARE!

:jadeflashwing: *sob* Wah, you big meanie!

:moltenhotdog: OK, THIS IS A LITTLE AWKWARD… ANYWAY, TO THE RUINS!

Everyone gets on his back, and they fly to the Ruins.

:spyro: Whoah, what is that?

:drobot: Analysis indicates it’s the deranged megalomaniacal yellow clone of Hot Dog wielding the Iron Fist of Arkus.

:spyro: This is bad! Battle stations!

:triggerhappy: Red alert! WHOO-OOH-WHOO-OOH!

:cynder: You don’t have to make that noise you know…

:flameslinger: Hey, instead of fighting a battle we can’t win, why don’t we find our crushes and smooch them while waiting for the end.

:frightrider: Oh Hex-♪!

:hex: Don’t count on it!

:zap: I like Flameslinger’s idea!

:bash: Me too!

:scarletninjini: Wenn meine ursprüngliche Küsse, die pathetisch Roboter werde ich kotzen!

:ninjini: I heard that! Stop judging Bouncer!

:spyro: CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON THE UPCOMING BATTLE?!

:flynn: Where’s Cali? I’m going with Flameslinger’s idea.

:spyro: SKYLANDERS!

:flameslinger: Meh, fine, we’ll fight the hopeless battle for a few moments…

Molten-Mecha lands, and begins a monologue about how he’s destined to rule the galaxy and so forth, and after the Skylanders fire a few shots at the Molten-Mecha that fail to have any affect, Flameslinger runs off towards Stealth Elf.

:spyro: Flameslinger!

:triggerhappy: Meh, it’s hopeless.

:spyro: Where’s Ermit and Machine Ghost when you need them?

:moltenhotdog: I HAVE… DISPOSED OF THEM! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME NOW!

Suddenly Quigley walks up.

:spyro: Quigley, we’re in the middle of a confrontation here…

:quigley: Can I kiss Cynder before we all die?

:spyro: NO! And that’s disturbing on several levels… Man, some days I swear I feel we’re in some sort of twisted comedy soap opera…. (and besides if anyone kisses Cynder it’s going to be me!)

:quigley: I’ll save you all from certain doom if you let me!

:spyro: [Winks] Alright, if you can save us, you can kiss Hex? Happy?

:hex: Wait, no!

:quigley: Yes, I guess that’s a fair deal, oh, and I found another Iron Fist of Arkus!

:spyro: Wait, what?

:quigley: I won a bet-

:hex: He’s surprisingly good at that, believe me…

:quigley: -With this Arkeyan, but rather than become my personal slave for all eternity, he gave a me a duplicate of the Iron Fist of Akrus!

He pulls out a full-sized Iron Fist of Arkus from underneath his hat, and walks inside it.

:spyro: How did he-?

Quigley morphs into a massive mecha, and begins fighting with Molten-Mecha.

:spyro: Uh, sorry about that Hex…

:hex: I’ll get both of you for this!

Quigley easily defeats Molten-Mecha and removes Molten’s Fist, then throws it into a portal.

:quigley: I practice fighting inside an Arkeyan mech every day! It’s as valid a reason to miss school as any! And when the teachers come by to tell me to come back, they tend to run away quickly!

De-morphing and somehow putting the Fist back underneath his hat, Quigley walks up to Hex, snaps his fingers, turns her into a black and blue version of Cynder, kisses her, and walks off.

:hex: I’LL KILL THAT LITTLE-

:spyro: Quigley, cover your little ears, Hex has quite a vocabulary…

:quigley: Relax, I got this.

Hex charges him, eyes blazing red. Quigley raises his hand, and snaps his fingers. Hex charges straight through a rainbow-lined portal, which closes shut.

:quigley: The portal to the pretty-princess-pony-tea-party dimension will open up in a day or two. Well, bye everyone, la-de-da-la-la-la-la-la-la-

:moltenhotdog: No! Why? I was this close to conquering Skylands… can I get a do over? Man, I see why Kaos is so uptight…

:spyro: So what do we do with you Alts? You just tried to take over Skylands!

:moltenhotdog: Meh, I guess we’ll all stick to the Skylanders. [whispers] Until our next chance to achieve [yells at the top of his lungs] GALACTIC DOMINATION!!!

:spyro: Yeah… ok…
Meanwhile, in the pretty-princess-pony-tea-party dimension:

:hex: Get away from me, you pony princesses! Ahhh!
I’LL GET YOU YET QUIGLEY!!!
The End.

EPISODE 17: The Ultimate Showdown: Game Show Edition: Part 2

(Trigger Happy, Sprocket, Warnado, Flashwing, Pop Fizz, Camo, Zook, Gill Grunt, Eruptor, and Chop Chop are all running through a dark and misty hedge maze while running from an angry mob of fans.)

ZOOK: What do we do!?!
TRIGGER HAPPY: We can't fight them! We have to just keep running I guess!
WARNADO: What if we hit a dead end?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Then we feel the wrath of game show fanboys.
ERUPTOR: Isn't this a hedge maze?
POP FIZZ: Uh, yeah!

(Eruptor barfs a bunch of lava in front of him and burns all of the maze in front of him, revealing a large ship [like Flynn's] sitting in a large hanger room in the distance.)

ERUPTOR: What the-
GILL GRUNT: It's the villains!

(All of the villains are standing on the deck of the ship.)

SPYRO[BACK AT HOME WATCHING ON TV]: Oh no! I don't think this was just a new version of Family Feud!
CYNDER: Spyro, what's happening?
SPYRO: I don't know, but it looks really bad! C'mon!

(Run out of Spyro's apartment.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: This wasn't Eon's idea, was it?
KAOS: Well look who crawled in! MINIOOOOOONS! There's no reason to hide yourselves now!
SHOOTER: Yeah, mine too!
CHOMPY MAGE: Same here!

(The fans all turn into Chompies, Trolls, or Arkeyans, with one tall and hooded minion still standing in the middle.)

KAOS: MINIOOOOOONS! BRING THEM TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(The minions grab the Skylanders and and carry them onto the ship, then take their weapons, tie their wrists, and put them each in a cage and hang them from a beam above the deck.)

GILL GRUNT: Kaos! What is this!
KAOS: WEEEEEELLL, I might as well tell you nooooooow! EON!

(The large hooded minion waves it's hand and Eon walks on deck.)

ZOOK: Oh, hi Eon! How are you?
KAOS: This is not E-yawn!
TRIGGER HAPPY: E-yawn? Seriously? Even you can do better KK.

(The minion waves it's hand again and "Eon" transforms into Glumshanks.)

POP FIZZ: A fake!
KAOS: But of cooooaaaaarse! I set this whole thing up so I could capture you! Though, I assumed Spyro would be on your team.
SPYRO: If I was I wouldn't be able to do this!

(Spyro and Cynder fly in and Spyro lifts the hooded minion into the air.)

GLUMSHANKS: Uh oh.
SPYRO: There is something special about this minion!
KAOS: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Spyro pulls the hood off of the minion's head to reveal Star Strike underneath.)

SPYRO: W-what the-

(Star Strike smacks Spyro with her fan blade, forcing him to release her, and she lands back on the deck.)

SPROCKET: You!
FLASHWING: You jerk!
POP FIZZ: I never liked you! I never got your number by the way.
CAMO: You know her?
SPROCKET: Before Me, Flashwing, Pop Fizz, and the other newer Skylanders came to Skylanders, we were at this village, and one day, this girl six others came and stole a bunch of our stuff!
POP FIZZ: That flaming rhino owes me a copy of Punch Out for Wii!
STAR STRIKE: You guys were lucky! I can't believe you guys beat us out in the Skylander auditions!
SPYRO: You and your friends were gonna be Skylanders!?!
STAR STRIKE: Yes! My and my crew are so poor and have no where to go! We needed that!
SPYRO: Audition?
TRIGGER HAPPY: It was Flynn's idea.
STAR STRIKE: Our only home was attacked by a giant dragon! Then Kaos took us in! And we're really grateful for it! He's gonna help us take you down! And we have to perfect thing to do it with!

(Fryno and Grim Creeper run out from a room, jump up, tie Spyro and Cynder up, and put them in hanging pages too.)

KAOS: GLUMSHANKS! GO DRIVE THE SHIP!
GLUMSHANKS: Y-y-yes sir!

(Glumshanks starts the ship and flies it out of the studio.)

DIRECTOR: Uh, that's a wrap?

(Later, the ship is almost to it's destination.)

SPYRO: You, hooded fairy godmother! You know the chances of you and your friends becoming a Skylander, right?

(Fryno shoves Spyro's cage, causing it to swing.)

FRYNO: WE DON'T WANNA BE PART OF YOUR LITTLE AFTER SCHOOL CLUB.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Actually, we have an after school club, and it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles role play circle.

(Fryno lunges and Trigger Happy and Grim Creeper holds him back.)

GRIM CREEPER: Kaos treats us better then that bearded dinosaur ever would!
ZOOK: Dino-Rang doesn't have a beard......
POP FIZZ: He means Eon!

(The boat lurches and shudders and it begins to fall.)

FLYNN: Stop right there! I said STOP!
CALI: Flynn! They're falling! Ignitor, you hit them too hard with the turret!
GILL GRUNT: It's Flynn! We're save!

(Everyone not in a cage goes under the deck as the boat slams into the side of a mountain, making a large hole that it falls through, and the boat starts plummeting down through the collapsing mountain.)

GILL GRUNT: Does anybody think Flynn is gonna follow us down here?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Is it wrong of me to say that this is both terrifying and awesome!?

(Camo's cage gets hit by a boulder and he falls out onto the deck.)
(Warnado also falls.)

SPYRO: You two! Try and get under deck and defeat anybody you can!

(The boat lands in another hole and it falls through, then is blocked off by boulders.)
(The boat lands in a large body of water.)

CYNDER: I think that's enough chaos!
KAOS [BELOW DECK]: You can never have enough KAAAAOOOOOOOS!

(Camo and Warnado drop below deck.)

KAOS: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(He falls backwards and crawls under a table)

KAOS: GET THEEEEEEEEM!

(Camo surrounds him self with watermelons and Warnado surrounds himself with a tornado)
(Camo launches his watermelons into Warnado's tornado and they slam into the villains doing much more damage.)

CAMO: That was a combo move!
WARNADO: Wild card suckers!
KAOS: WE'RE HEEEERE!

(He jumps up and climbs back to the upper deck, Camo, Warnado, and the villains following behind.)
(The boat stops next to a large rock in front of a cave with a blue glow inside.)

KAOS: GLUMSHANKS! Get me my floaty eggy thingy! You know with the little propeller on the bottom?

(Glumshanks flies it out and Kaos pushes him out and jumps in.)

SPYRO: Camo!
CAMO: Oh right!
KAOS: STOP THEM!

(Camo shoots fireballs at the cages freeing the Skylanders while Warnado traps the villains in a tornado.)
(Kaos flies in the cave and Trigger Happy riding Spyro, Cynder, Warnado, Gill Grunt and Pop Fizz riding Flashwing follow)

POP FIZZ: If this cave wasn't so "EEEEEVIIIIIL" I would totally make it a man cave!
TRIGGER HAPPY: I hear that!

(They fist bump.)

FLASHWING: Ug, gremlins!
KAOS: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP RIGHT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!

(They land after seeing Kaos holding large glowing gun.)
(Trigger Happy holds up his gun.)

POP FIZZ: Awesome! This is like a Mexican Stand-off!
GILL GRUNT: No, for that to happen, I'd have to have a hostage between you
WARNADO: I thought it was people pointing tacos at each other
KAOS: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!

(Kaos pulls the trigger and a bubble comes out.)

KAOS: What?
POP FIZZ: So, is this a Spongebob Squarepants Stand-off now?

(The gun starts to glow and a tentacle emerges from the chamber.)

KAOS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(The seven more come out and drench him in ink, then pins him to the floor.)

KAOS: I don't understand!

(Washbucker comes out and spins the gun in his hand.)

WASHBUCKLER: Oh, and, by the way? None of you should use the phrase Mexican Stand-off anymore. You don't understand.

Outta room >.<

you should close this... acti said no tv show....

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you should close this... acti said no tv show....

It's just something to do for fun.

dont kill this topic plz!

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you should close this... acti said no tv show....

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that right!

Let's rename it. Scriptlanders or Skyscripts (i'd rather the former).

^Sure!

Rename the thread I meant.

^I did, but forgot to take of the rest

Here's the end of the Game Show episode, I added more to what's above so read that first

(Kaos stands up holding a bomb.)

KAOS: HAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
TRIGGER HAPPY: I think Boomer would appreciate this, but I haven't seen him lately....
WASHBUCKLER: I wouldn't do that if I were you!

KAOS: Why? Does the octopus not wanna get blown up?

(A fist comes out of the bomb and punches Kaos into a wall.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Maybe more Terrafin instead of Boomer?

(The bomb turns into Blast Zone.)

BLAST ZONE: Ug, midgets these days! This dude looks like he belongs in a vampire tattoo parlor for mentally challenged preschoolers!
CYNDER: Well that's very.............detailed.
FLASHWING: I thought you guys were Kaos' "secret weapon?"
BLAST ZONE: We're not helping that dude!
WAHSBUCKLER: Hey Blast, should we bring the others?
BLAST ZONE: Lez do it!

(They hi-five the their torsos and legs switch.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: I think the Giants just got showed up.

(Blast Buckler and Wash Zone put their hands on a large blue stone and Magna Charge, Stink Bomb, Night Shift, Freeze Blade, Rattle Shake, Free Ranger, Hoot Loop, Fire Kraken, Spy Rise, Boom Jet, Trap Shadow, Rubble Rouser, Doom Stone, and Grilla Drilla appear beside them, and the two swapped 'Landers change back.)

HOOT LOOP: Let's get outta here!

(He surround all of the Swaplanders and Skylanders with a hoop[including a separate one of the ones on the boat] and they all teleport to the ruins, where all of the other Skylanders were about to organize a search party.)

HOOT LOOP: 'Sup you other beings! We have brought awesome.
CYNDER: What?
MAGNA CHARGE: He's kinda crazy, don't mind him.
WASHBUCKLER: Hello everyone! We are the Swap Force!

END OF EPISODE 17

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Okay, now for my first Skylander Profile for the Show...
Gill Grunt!

Name: Gill Grunt Gillman the Fifth
Element: Water
Species: Gillman
Weapon/Main Attack: Harpoon Gun/Water Cannon
Voice: Somewhat high with Italian accent.
Personality Traits: Happy, Friendly, Oblivious, Somewhat cowardly and somewhat brave.
Likes: His friends, being a Skylander, Water, Cards, and his harpoon gun
Dislikes: People eating seafood, Kaos, Trolls, Evil, Fish Sticks, Tartar Sauce, Jokes about him being a fish
Favorite Movie: Finding Nemo
Favorite TV Show: Spongebob Squarepants
Weakness: Long periods of time without water
Favorite Food: French Fries

But My Gill Grunts full name Is Gilligan Gruntmore....

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Okay, now for my first Skylander Profile for the Show...
Gill Grunt!

Name: Gill Grunt Gillman the Fifth
Element: Water
Species: Gillman
Weapon/Main Attack: Harpoon Gun/Water Cannon
Voice: Somewhat high with Italian accent.
Personality Traits: Happy, Friendly, Oblivious, Somewhat cowardly and somewhat brave.
Likes: His friends, being a Skylander, Water, Cards, and his harpoon gun
Dislikes: People eating seafood, Kaos, Trolls, Evil, Fish Sticks, Tartar Sauce, Jokes about him being a fish
Favorite Movie: Finding Nemo
Favorite TV Show: Spongebob Squarepants
Weakness: Long periods of time without water
Favorite Food: French Fries

But My Gill Grunts full name Is Gilligan Gruntmore....

I'm just kidding! Actually, I didn't make the name, Skyoutube did. Man I miss him.....

EPISODE 18: Attempted Flirting, Attempted Feasting, Succeeded Failing

(At 6:00 AM, Hex is sleeping in her bed.)

HEX[SLEEPING]: No, I didn't kill that cat it just looks that way from a distance

(A shadow rises beside her bed holding a fork and spoon.)

GHOST ROASTER: Hee hee hee ha hee heeeee!

(Hex wakes up and slaps Ghost Roaster with an orb, sending him flying into her trash can.)

HEX: Leave.

(She chucks him out of the window.)

HEX: That dude needs therapy

(Ghost Roaster lands in the fountain and Bash walks past him with a rose in his mouth.)

BASH: She'll love this!

(He walks inside and knocks on Flashwing's door.)
(Flashwings opens the door.)

FLASHWING: Dude, it's like 6 AM! Could you troll me later?
BASH: A rose for you my sweet!

(Flashwing slams the door closed.)

BASH: YOU WILL LOVE ME!

(He walks away.)

(Later that day, while Hex is getting her mail from the lobby, Fright Rider approaches her.)

FRIGHT RIDER: So! How's the mail treating you?
HEX: Not in the mood Rider, I've already been harassed today.
FRIGHT RIDER: Oh no, I'm not harassing you! I was just gonna ask you out on a-
HEX: Nope
FRIGHT RIDER: That's fair

(Hex walks away and Bash and Ghost Roaster approaches the mail box.)

BASH: Girl troubles, huh?
FRIGHT RIDER: Yep. I want Hex to be mine!
GHOST ROASTER: Me too. I bet she's delicious
FRIGHT RIDER: What?
GHOST ROASTER: Oh, I wanna eat her
BASH: Okay, well I wanna date Flashwing.
FRIGHT RIDER: Maybe we can work together! You can help me get Hex and I can help you get Flashwing!
GHOST ROASTER: Why do you wanna date Hex? She's all grumpy and angry and like never smiles.
FRIGHT RIDER: You wanna eat her!
GHOST ROASTER: I think I will be doing everyone a favor.
BASH: We're not gonna help you
GHOST ROASTER: Fine! I'll do it myself!
FRIGHT RIDER: Dude, you have a subscription to Cat Fancy?
GHOST ROASTER: No
FRIGHT RIDER: It's right there in your hand!
GHOST ROASTER: I get lonely okay! We only have one Pet Smart here and all of the cats there are jerks! I just wanna pet them and they gotta go and scratch me, like for real!
FRIGHT RIDER: Don't you have to have a cat to understand that magazine?
GHOST ROASTER: You know I have issues man, just leave me be!

(He angrily inches away.)

BASH: I'm gonna talk to Hex, you go talk to Flashwing!
FRIGHT RIDER: Got it!

(Bash goes upstairs and Flashwing comes out to get her mail.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Hi Flashwing!
FLASHWING: Hey Rider.
FRIGHT RIDER: How are you?
FLASHWING: Good.
FRIGHT RIDER: Good, good.

(They stay in silence as Flashwing gets her mail and begins to walk away.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Wait! Uh, tell me about yourself!
FLASHWING: Excuse me?

(Hugo comes out of his office.)

HUGO: Oh perfect! A mission just came up and I need two Skylanders to go! Can you two do it?
FRIGHT RIDER: Yes we can.
FLASHWING: Uh, yeah what he said
HUGO: Okay, Kaos stole some of out scrolls and I'm gonna need you two to break into his castle and get it! It's gonna take stealth!

(Stealth Elf appears in front of them.)

STEALTH ELF: Count me in.
HUGO: Okay, I guess it's a mission for three. Rider, you're gonna have to leave Fright here
FRIGHT RIDER: Okay, he's up in my room watching Adventure Time so he'll be fine
HUGO: Okay! Meet Flynn outside, he'll give you a ride.

(They leave.)
(Upstairs Ghost Roaster is hiding in a plant as Bash approaches Hex.)

BASH: Hex!
HEX: Go away.
BASH: No no no wait, uh!

(Flameslinger walks up.)

FLAMESLINGER: Hey guys! I need three Skylanders to join me on a mission, you interested?
BASH: Yes!
HEX: I suppose

(Ghost Roaster leaps out of the plant.)

GHOST ROASTER: Me too.
HEX: Aw sheep.
FLAMESLINGER: We have to get into Shooter's lair and destroy his new weapon! Follow me to the ruins there's a portal waiting for us!
GHOST ROASTER: I'm gonna missionate this mission so hard!
HEX: Can I take a rain check?
FLAMESLINGER: You already agreed so-
GHOST ROASTER: NOPE!
HEX: This is gonna be my worst experience since Chill convinced me to see watch a Phineas and Ferb marathon.
BASH: Okay guys! Let's go!

(They leave.)

(On the other side of Skylands, Flynn, Flashwing, Fright Rider, and Stealth Elf are approaching Kaos' Kastle in Flynn's balloon.)

FRIGHT RIDER: So, Flashwing, how's life?
FLASHWING: Um, fine.
FRIGHT RIDER: Wonderful!
FLYNN: Her life can't be as good as mine though. BOOM!
FRIGHT RIDER: Flashwing, what do you think about the Swap Force?
FLASHWING: They're cool. But it's like so annoying because they have to add another wing to the apartment complex and I like can't go to the pool and work on my tan!
STEALTH ELF: How does someone scales and crystals all over their body get a tan?
FLASHWING: It happens! And the construction is always so loud and the convenience store is always out of ear plugs because Zook thinks they're candies and buys them all!
STEALTH ELF: So that's what he was eating......
FLYNN: Okay Skylanders, we're landing!

(They land on the roof.)

FLYNN: Okay, Rider, use your spear to pry open that skylight! Then you and Stealth Elf will jump on Flashwing's back and she'll lower you down! I'll stay up here and play Angry Birds!

(They do all of that stuff and land in a long hallway.)

STEALTH ELF: Follow me.

(They begin to walk down the hallway.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Hey Flashwing, what kind of music do you like?
FLASHWING: Dude, seriously! What's with all of the questions?
FRIGHT RIDER: I care!
FLASHWING: You care? What kind of-
STEALTH ELF: Guard!

(She rolls forward and takes down a guard from behind with her daggers.)

STEALTH ELF: Quick, this way!

(She turns a corner and Flash and Rider follow.)

FLASHWING: So, you "care?" I've seen Care Bears who care less then this!
FRIGHT RIDER: Was it Wish Bear? He always seemed like a jerk to me.
FLASHWING: Dude, like stop.
FRIGHT RIDER: Okay. But first, what foods do you like?
FLASHWING: Dude, STOP!
STEALTH ELF: Shhhhh! They'll hear you!

(Stealth Elf picks the lock of a door with her dagger and enters the room followed by the other two.)

(Meanwhile, Flameslinger, Hex, Bash, and Ghost Roaster have arrived in Wrenchville and are walking towards Shooter's lair.)

BASH: Hex! What's your favorite-
HEX: I'd prefer we worked in silence.
BASH: Okay, but can we not?
HEX: Why not?
BASH: Because we shouldn't!
FLAMESLINGER: Can't argue with that logic
BASH: Hex, what do you like to eat?
HEX: You don't want to know.
BASH: True, okay, what's your hobby
HEX: You don't want to know.
BASH: Okay, uh, who's your favorite superhero?
HEX: Ghost Rider
BASH: Of coarse.
GHOST ROASTER: What?
BASH: Not you.
FLAMESLINGER: Okay, the weapon is most likely down in the lab so we just have to get in the building and the lab without being seen, then destroy the weapon and flee the scene
HEX: That's gonna be hard with Ball and Cheap with us!
GHOST ROASTER: Seriously? It's like you want me to eat you!
HEX: You're not worried about his noisemaker butt blowing out cover?
GHOST ROASTER: I'm wearing my soundproof chain!
HEX: Wow, that's a thing?
GHOST ROASTER: Yep, so is my party chain!
FLAMESLINGER: Let's just start the mission!

(They find an open window and crawl through it.)

(Back at Kaos' Kastle, Stealthy, Flashy, and Rider drop into a room from an air vent above.)
(Rider takes out a minion with his spear and rolls under a table where Flashwing is hiding.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Favorite TV show?
FLAHSWING: Dude, listen!

(She takes down a minion with a shard.)

FLASHWING: I don't know what's wrong with you, but you are getting on my last good nerve! Just stop with the questions and leave me be so we don't blow the mission, got it?
FRIGHT RIDER: Uh, Flashwing!
FLASHWING: WHAT!?!?!?
FRIGHT RIDER: Look out!

More below

Btw, can I post Polar Rampage (my version)?

Yeah go ahead!

Attempted Flirting, Attempted Feasting, Succeeded Failing Continued

(A cyclops minion grabs Flashwing by the tail and throws her across the room.)
(Rider jumps up, kicks him in the face, and punches him to the ground.)

STEALTH ELF: What are you doing!? Our cover has been blown! We have to find the scrolls and get outta her quick!

(She grabs Rider and Flashwing, they burst through the door and run down the hall.)

(Back in Wrenchville, the four Skylanders have made it throughout the building without being seen and have approached the elevator to the lab.)

FLAMESLINGER: Coast is clear! Let's hurry!
GHOST ROASTER: WAIT!
FLASMESLINGER: What's wrong?
GHOST ROASTER: TO THE BAT CAVE!

(He does a somersault, hits the elevator button, and spins into the elevator singing the Batman theme.)

HEX: Maybe I should just let him eat me, ya know, just stop the horror.
BASH: Come on it's almost over! What do you look for in a guy?
HEX: What is this an interview for TMZ, will you just leave me alone!

(She gets into the elevator followed by the others.)
(They arrive to the lab to find two trolls there and quickly dive behind a counter.)

BASH: How do we get rid of them?

(Flameslinger shoots an arrow at a smoke alarm, setting it off.)

SMOKE ALARM: WARNING! WARNING! FIRE IN PROGRESS! MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE NEAREST EXIT!

(A troll slaps another the troll beside him.)

TROLL: Dude! You forgot to check on the muffins!
TROLL: Aw shoot! Sylvester's birthday is ruined!

(They run to the elevator and go upstairs, then the Skylanders emerge from the counter.)
(Flameslinger shoots another arrow at the alarm, shutting it up.)

GHOST ROASTER: Okay, where's the weapon!
HEX: I'm guessing it's that giant telescope-like gun pointing towards the ruins.
GHOST ROASTER: Okay, that's one theory, my money's on that thing over there!
FLAMESLINGER: That's a Wii Remote
HEX: Unless Shooter plans to accidentally hit Skylands in the face while playing Wii Tennis, I doubt that's the problem, c'mon, there's a label on this thing that says "Death gun, not a telescope"
GHOST ROASTER: Fine! Whatever! Let's just break it!

(He smacks it with his tail and an alarm starts to sound.)

ALARM: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDERS ARE ATTEMPTING TO BE VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO YOUR WEAPON!

(A group of trolls storm out of the elevator and surround the Skylanders, followed by Shooter who jumps in the middle.)

GHOST ROASTER: You see, a Wii Remote wouldn't have done that!

(Back at the castle, Stealth Elf, Flashwing, and Rider are still running through the halls in search of the scrolls.)

STEALTH ELF: Where could they be! We've checked like every room in this dreaded castle!
FLASHWING: Actually, we only checked the rooms in this wing on this floor, we haven't even looked in half of them!
FRIGHT RIDER: Do you find this situation entertaining or spicy?
FLASHWING: What the..... spicy?
FRIGHT RIDER: Is it like a slap in the face?

(Flashwing slaps Rider in the face.)

FLASHWING: Was that "spicy" enough for you?

(An axe flies into the wall narrowly missing Flashwing's head and she launches a giants laser shard in the direction it came from.)

STEALTH ELF: C'mon, let's go!

(The start running again.)

STEALTH ELF: We have to think of ourselves as Kaos!
FLASHWING: Ew, no, you guys do that!
FRIGHT RIDER: Probably in some ridiculous location with an extremely long in ridiculous name reusing the same word at least seven times.
FLASHWING: Like that?

(She points at a door labeled "Extremely Secret Room of Secret Things That Are Totally Not Secretly Not Mine And Secretly Belong To The Skylanders Instead Of Me")

RIDER: Do you know how many trees would be saved if he used titles that don't take up three sheets of paper?

(Stealth Elf kicks the door down to reveal a Cyclops Mammoth standing in front of the scrolls.)

STEALTH ELF: Well that's unfortunate.

(The mammoth tackles them and all four of them smash through the across the hall window and fall down the the ground below.)

(Back in Wrenchville, the Skylanders are still surrounded.)
(Shooter turns off the alarm.)

SHOOTER: Hello there Skylosers! You guys really thought you could destroy my weapon?
GHOST ROASTER: Well I wasn't really gonna destroy it, more so just break it in a way it can't really be fixed.
SHOOTER: Wouldn't that be destroying it?
GHOST ROASTER: On second thought, yes it is, I apologize.
SHOOTER: Anywaaay, you know there are consequences for breaking into my lair?
FLAMESLINGER: Stand in the corner for fifteen minutes?

(Shooter raises his laser cannon.)

SHOOTER: DEATH!
GHOST ROASTER: Well that's unfortunate.
BASH: Wait!
SHOOTER: You're not talking me out of this!
BASH: I wasn't going to.

(He smacks his laser with his tail and it goes flying across the lab.)

SHOOTER: What the-

(Flameslinger shoots him in the chest with an arrow sending him flying into the wall.)
(Ghost Roaster turns into a giant flaming skull and rams over a ton of the trolls and Bash does the same by rolling.)
(Hex starts shooting orbs rapid fire clearing out trolls.)
(Flameslinger shoots a volley shot into the air landing on a ton of trolls in front of him taking them out.)
(Ghost Roaster turns back to normal, jumps up, and does a 360 taking out trolls with his tail.)

FLAMELSINGER: Remember what we came for!

(Bash turns and rolls towards the weapon.)
(He leaps up, about to smash it with his tail, but Shooter tackles him to the ground.)

SHOOTER: There's no way you're stopping me!

(Bash swings his tail and Shooter jumps over it and kicks him in the face.)
(Bash headbutts him and smashes him against a pillar with his tail.)

BASH: Actually, you're not stopping me!

(He slams the weapon with his tail, causing it to crack.)

SHOOTER: NO!

(He leaps up and smashes his tail against the top, causing it to collapse.)

BASH: We did it!
WEAPON: SELF DESTRUCT IN SIXTY SECONDS
BASH: Uh oh.....

(Flameslinger shoots a trolls with an arrow and roundhouse kicks another.)

FLAMESLINGER: We gotta get outta here!

(The Skylanders starts running towards the elevator, followed by the trolls.)

FLAMESLINGER: Hex!
HEX: I'm on it!

(He puts a wall of bones in front of the elevator and cast a rain of skulls in the room and they get in the elevator.)
(The elevator goes up and smiles and she hears the screams of the trolls.)
(They get out of the elevator.)

GHOST ROASTER: How long do we have?
WEAPON: SELF DESTRUCT IN THIRTY SECONDS
FLAMESLINGER: C'mon let's go!
HEX: Let's steal that car over there!
GHOST ROASTER: How do we get in?

(Flameslinger shoots an arrow through the window.)

FLAMESLINGER: Let's roll!

(They all dive through the window and Flameslinger starts the car.)

GHOST ROASTER: Wait, is it a good idea to let the guy wearing the blindfold drive?
FLAMESLINGER: I have a license!
GHOST ROASTER: You also have a blindfold!
FLAMESLINGER: I know what I'm doing!
GHOST ROASTER: I think you can see through that blindfold, the fibers aren't very solid are they!? You probably totally cheat at birthday parties!
FLAMESLINGER: What?
GHOST ROASTER: Ya know, the pinatas? We wear a blindfold and hit-
WEAPON: SELF DESTRUCT IN TEN SECONDS
HEX: Let's go!

(Flameslinger drives straight forward and crashes through the window.)

WEAPON: FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE........PLEASE ENJOY THE EXPLOSION AND FEEL FREE TO FILL OUT A SURVEY ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE

(The building explodes, sending the car the Skylanders in flying into the portal and it appears in the ruins and falls into the fountain.)

FLAMESLINGER: Wow.
BASH: I think I've figured it out, you're never gonna date Rider are you?
HEX: Nope
BASH: I should have known
GHOST ROASTER: Is there any chance I can eat you?
HEX: If I somehow end up with Rider, go ahead.

ENDING OF EPISODE 18 HERE

(Outside of Kaos' Kastle, Stealth Elf, Flashwing, and Rider are being attacked by a Cyclops Mammoth.)

FRIGHT RIDER: This thing is huge!
FLASHWING: We can take it out, there are three of us!

(The mammoth slams the ground and Stealth Elf runs up it's arms onto it's back.)

STEALTH ELF: Remember the priority!
FRIGHT RIDER: Right! Flashwing?
FLASHWING: What?
FRIGHT RIDER: If you were given a box of chocolates-
FLASHWING: Not that priority!
FRIGHT RIDER: I think we have different priorities for this mission.....

(Stealth Elf begins slashing the mammoth's head, but is thrown off.)

STEALTH ELF: The scrolls!
FLASHWING: I'll get 'em!

(She flies up towards the open window only to be knocked back down by the mammoth.)

STEALTH ELF: To get to the scrolls, we need to stop this thing first!
FRIGHT RIDER: How are we gonna stop it?
STEALTH ELF: I really don't know......

(Rider charges forward and slashes the mammoth's legs with his spear over and over again.)
(Flashwing shoots shards at it rapid fire.)
(Stealth Elf, back on it's head, repeatedly slashes it.)

STEALTH ELF: We're barely doing anything!

(The mammoth spins knocking everyone back.)

FRIGHT RIDER: I have an idea! Flashwing-
FLASHWING: Rider, I swear, if it's another question-
FRIGHT RIDER: It's not! Trust me!
FLASHWING: *Sighs* Okay.
FRIGHT RIDER: Flashwing, just spin all over the place and when your out of his eyesight shoot him with a super shard laser!

(She does what he says and the mammoth keeps turning frantically trying to keep up.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Stealth Elf! You and grab the scrolls while I take care of his head!

(Rider uses his spear as a pole vault and launches himself onto it's head.)
(Stealth Elf begins to climb vines on the wall in under the open window.)
(Rider pokes the mammoth in the eye repeatedly causing him even more confusion.)
(Stealth Elf reaches the top and grabs the scrolls.)

STEALTH ELF: I got 'em!
FRIGHT RIDER: Great! Flashwing, fly us outta here!

(Flashwing flies up and grabs Rider and Stealth Elf and flies back towards Flynn's balloon, leaving a very confused mammoth.)
(They land down in the balloon.)

FLASHWING: Flynn!
FLYNN: Wowzers you came outta nowhere!

(He runs to the balloon and they head back to Skylands.)

(The next day, Rider, Bash, and Ghost Roaster all meet back in the lobby by the mailboxes.)

BASH: How'd it go?
FRIGHT RIDER: After fighting that Cyclops Mammoth I really don't remember any of her answers to my questions. You?
BASH: The only thing I got out of her was that her favorite superhero is Ghost Rider.
FRIGHT RIDER: Ghost Roaster?
GHOST ROASTER: What do you think?
BASH: After being on a mission with Hex, I realize she is awful to be around.
GHOST ROASTER: Yet you guys still don't let me eat her.
FRIGHT RIDER: I suppose you're right. Ya know what? I'm over Hex! I'm moving along!
BASH: Great! Now you just have to find someone else you like!

(Chill walks up to get her mail.)

CHILL: Hello boys.
GHOST ROASTER: 'Sup
BASH: Hey Chill
FRIGHT RIDER: Oh my.......

(She gets he mail and leaves and Rider watches her as she walks away.)

GHOST ROASTER: You're in love with Chill now aren't you?
FRIGHT RIDER: Oh you know that's right!

(He runs down to hall to talk to Chill.)

FRIGHT RIDER: Hey Chill! Do you like me holding pointy objects?
BASH: Well that's gonna crash and burn.
GHOST ROASTER: I think they could work.
BASH: How much you wanna bet?
GHOST ROASTER: Twenty bucks
BASH: Deal

(They bump their tails together to seal the bet.)

BASH: Didn't you get an issue of Cat Fancy yesterday?
GHOST ROASTER: Yes, that was the most recent one, this is one from the 80's I ordered off of eBay.
BASH: Why do you wanna have a cat magazine from the 80's?
GHOST ROASTER: Who wouldn't?
BASH: You disturb me.
GHOST ROASTER: I am well aware of that.
BASH: Okay then. Enjoy your magazine.
GHOST ROASTER: I will!

(Bash walks away.)

GHOST ROASTER: Ooooh a free kitty litter sample! I should order stuff from the 80's more often!


END OF EPISODE 18

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Polar Rampage Part 1
It was a normal day at the Ruins. The Alts were getting used to life as ‘landers. Everyone was pretty much settled in, except for Polar, Royal “Pain,” and Molten. Polar freaked out everylander, even Hex and Cynder found it a bit disturbing in her presence, Royal believed he was royalty, and Molten wanted galactic domination and actually got rather close to it once (but that’s another story). One day, the girls were discussing their weekly marathon they always watched of some show one of them picked.
:whirlwind: Hey, why don’t we invite her over to our weekly marathon?

:flashwing: What are we watching this week?

:jadeflashwing: Can I invite my Bash-y? And can we watch some Beijing Opera? Please? PLEASE?!? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEA-

:stealthelf: If I give you a $20 will you shut up?

:jadeflashwing: Make it a $50!

All: DEAL!

:whirlwind: Anyway, it’s my turn to pick, and I say we watch My Little Pony!


:stealthelf: You always pick that!

:hex: Let her have her fun. I of course, have no interest in such a show, but I’ll watch for your sake.

:stealthelf: Says the undead elf who got turned into a pony for one month by Quigley and wrote in her secret Diary of Death that it was the
best month of her-

Hex blasts Stealth Elf into a dark tear in space and closes it.

:hex: You guys didn’t hear any of that!

:whirlwind: *gulp* I was, uh, listening to music and didn’t hear of word.

:jadeflashwing: Diary of Death? Teeheehee…hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Hex blasts Jadewing into the same dark tear in space and closes it.

:whirlwind: Say, why don’t we invite Polar to our MLP marathon? Might do her some good?

:cynder: Personally, I think Really Disturbing Ghost-Horror-If-You-Have-a-Weak-Heart-You-Shouldn't-be-Watching-oh-the-humanity-I-can’t-take-it-anymore-AHHHHHHHHH- Show™ is more up her alley. I know I like it.

:hex: If she watches that she’ll get even creepier! I CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE OF IT!

:cynder: Wow, coming from you that really means something. Fine, MLP it is.

:sprocket: What about Turret Tips and More™? That show’s far more interestin-

All: NO IT’S NOT!

Suddenly, Fright Rider flew out of the ground, with Fright burrowing away.

:frightrider: Wait! Oh, heh heh he *gulp* hey girls… totally wasn’t spying on you… can I come to your MLP marathon? For Fright of course, he just loves-

Fright reappears and bites Fright Rider and starts dragging him down

:frightrider: Or just I could come and tell him how it turns out, he gets nervous around girls.
All: Fine…

:popfizz: (In beast form): Can I come? (Reverts to normal form) WAIT! Disregard that- (Goes beast again) (puppy eyes) PLEASE?

:cynder: grrr… IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COME?

:moltenhotdog: Me! AND THEN I SHALL MAKE FLUTTERSHY MY QUEEN! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA-

:hex: That’s disturbing, even by my twisted standards…

:terrafin: I want to come!

:cynder: … … …

:moltenhotdog: -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

:whirlwind: I’ll go invite Polar!

Later, at Polar’s cave.

:polarwhirlwind: What mortal approaches this sacred refuge of a haunted soul that-

:whirlwind: It’s me, and please stop the monologue?

:polarwhirlwind: What do you desire, my doppelgänger?

:whirlwind: Uh… want to join the girls’ marathon this week at my place tomorrow afternoon?

:polarwhirlwind: As you desire… but my social skills are flawed. WE ARE ALL FLAWED, DOOMED TO-

:whirlwind: So that’s a yes?

:polarwhirlwind: Yes… though in the end, one wonders whether-

:whirlwind: Ok… great… see you there!

The next day, at the girls’ weekly marathon,

:whirlwind: Everyone here? Yay! Ok, we’re going to watch half a season of MLP! Everyone ready?

All: mumble grumble

:whirlwind: I SAID, *eyes glow the colors of the rainbow* ARE YOU READY?

All: Yes...?

Whirlwind pops in the DVD. As soon as it starts playing, Polar’s eyes start flashing rainbow colors.

:frightrider: I LOVE THIS SHOW!... I mean, Fright loves this show, and as his best friend I am watching in his place to tell him all about it since
he gets nervous around girls and-

:hex: We get it…

After an episode or two, Polar’s eyes start rapidly flashing the colors of the rainbow.

:cynder: Is she alright?

:whirlwind: She’s fine. Look, she’s twitching from excitement!

:popfizz: (Continually switching forms) I love-I hate-this-show-it’s-awesome-horrible-great cast-too girly-

Another episode, and Polar’s eyes glow white.

She shoots a rainbow of pure white light at the TV, which explodes on contact. She shoots more, practically destroying the apartment.

:cynder: Ok… wow… she really dislikes that show. Hey, bring in the TV and video player from my room, we’ll watch Strawberry Shortcake!
Which I totally… don’t… like…?

Polar calms down, her eyes returning to normal,

:polarwhirlwind: Does it show that I do not like the show? … … Why is everyone staring at me, though I were a decomposed zombie, intent on
devouring your interal organs in a display of savagery unparalleled to-

All: Ok…

Cynder brings in her TV and video player.

:cynder: A little Strawberry Shortcake (which again, I completely am not a secret fan of) will calm her down…

TBC

Polar Rampage Part 2
Cynder sets it up, they start watching, Polar’s eyes start chaning colors, and again she shoots explosive white-light rainbows, pretty much destroying everything in Whirlwind’s apartment. Part of the wall breaks off, revealing a secret chamber. Polar walks in.
:whirlwind: This is bad, everyone, run!!!

:cynder: Why?

:hex: What’s in there? What’s so-

The whole building explodes in white light.

:whirlwind: Well, at least there goes all evidence of my Spike the Dragon loveshrine. You guys didn’t hear that!

:cynder: Ok, this is bad, Polar’s on a rampage and we’re all doomed.

Flynn and Cali rush over, along with most of the residents.

:flynn: Whoah, white rainbows!… Wait, you didn’t let her watch My Little Pony or Strawberry Shortcake did you?!

All: Uh…

:cali: YOU FOOLS!!! That’s like the worst thing you can do to this place, even a Hydragon would’ve been preferable to this!

:hex: Don’t suppose you two could’ve told us this beforehand?

:flynn: I thought it’d be obvious…

The dark tear in space opens, and Stealth Elf and Jadewing drop out, with the others explaining the situation. By now, Polar has obliterated a good deal of the apartments.

:stealthelf: Relax, I think I know how to fix this.

:jadeflashwing: BASH! I’M SCARED! COMFORT ME! BASH?!? WHERE ARE YOU? WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON-

Stealth Elf walks into the danger zone. Flameslinger chases after her.

:flameslinger: Wait, my love!

:hex: And I thought Fright Rider was bad at romantic lines…

:frightrider: I’ll comfort you, oh imperious princess of the night!

Hex blasts him into the dark tear in space.

:cynder: You have to give him points for a Gene Kelley line.

:hex: True…

:cali: What are those two trying to do to stop Polar?

Suddenly, they see Polar fly off towards the outlands.

:cali: Amazing! What did they do?

Stealth Elf and Flameslinger walk out of the destruction (holding hands and blushing).

:stealthelf: Simple, I brought some recon photos from Kaos’s Kastle,

:flameslinger: And I shot them near Polar where she could see them.

:cali: Great, but what were those photos of?

Meanwhile, back at the Kastle, Kaos is sitting down and turns on the television.

:kaos: Soon, I shall rule all of Skylands! And then… I SHALL MAKE FLUTTERSHY MY QUEEN! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA-

:glumshanks: Of all the villains in the galaxy I get stuck being butler to this one… Say, lord Kaos, you hear something approaching? Sounds like a deranged white dragicorn…
Polar lands in the room.
:kaos: Oooh… Princess Celestia came to pay homage to me! See Glumshanks, I told you this show was real!

Polar’s eyes glow white.

The Kastle explodes in a massive white hole.

Back at the Ruins, everyone sees the massive explosion.

:cali: She’ll be fine, she just needed to burn of some hyper-destructive energy.

:cynder: So how did you know about her… distaste for those shows.

:cali: Easy, it was in the Secret Vault of Secrets’ rulebook, page 50891, paragraph 3: “When a female rainbow-controlling dragicorn is duplicated by a broken Legendary Incredibly Amazing Duplication Machine of Legendary Incredible Amazingness, the resulting copy, should she be white, will have an intense hatred of My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake, and teen sitcoms with musical numbers, while having an intense love of The Amazing World of Gumball, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and obscure anime. Should she ever watch My Little Pony for more than two episodes, she will gain immense white-light explosive rainbows, and if she watches Strawberry Shortcake afterwards, she’ll go out of control, and lastly, if she discovers a loveshrine of a purple dragon not named Spyro, she’ll go on a mad rampage and spawn a supermassive white hole that could potentially wipe out civilization as we know it. Should she spawn this supermassive white hole in the Outlands, she’ll return to her normal self after 32.424324 minutes.”

All: Oh…

:cynder: Got to give some credit to those Arkeyans…

:whirlwind: Those shows were airing 10000 years ago?

:hex: Say, anything else in that rulebook we might want to know about?

:cali: I guess not, well, perhaps page 72874, paragraph 5: “If a strange Tiki Man who likes to say stuff along the lines of ‘Ooga Booga’ and can create little tiki-minions gets duplicated by an aging Legendary Incredibly Amazing Duplication Machine of Legendary Incredible Amazingness, and the result believes himself to be royalty, the tiki-minions must never touch mayonnaise, tuna, and bread (in that order) within 25.2389628 hours of an undead elf sealing a total of at least three people in a dark tear in space and then releasing two of them to help with a situation described on page 50891, paragraph 3 (an rampaging dragicorn clone), or else the tiki-minions will multiply out of control. They can be stopped if…” and the rest of the text is blurred and illegible.

:cynder: Anyone else slightly disturbed by this rulebook? I mean-

:royaldoubletrouble: I have a proclamation… INCOMING UNSTOPPABLE MINION SWARM!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS… er, nah that won’t work, HEAD FOR THE SKIES!!! AAAAAAH-

:stealthelf: Here we go again…

The End.

btw: can i drop my ideas too?

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da f((( is wrong with hex?

Tsk tsk, such language.
Nothing, why do you ask?

ehum, sorry let me edit it

and can i drop my ideas too?

[quote=[url=http://forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=64668&post=4428473]NINJAsk11[/url]]ehum, sorry let me edit it

and can i drop my ideas too?[/quote]


Like what kind of ideas?

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i like it all, and forgot my idea stuff............

Lol. I got lots more stories written.
Let's make a blog, instead of a wiki.

how do you mean?

Talking to awesomerockets...

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how do you guys come up with this?

What?

I really like these.

Thanks!
The thread's a bit cluttered though, maybe we can get a blog or wiki or something.

Can I make one where the skylanders go to the lair of their ultimate enemy? by lair, I mean...DISNEYLAND!!!! (Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnn) So yes, I would like to make a script where the skylanders go to Disneyland to defeat the Infinty guys. Or, someone else can steal this idea as I may be too lazy.

^That's a great idea! If you're too lazy I'd love to write it

Yeah I think I would be too lazy to write it so as long as you give me credit for the idea, go right ahead.

^I'll do it and make sure to give you credit! I'll wait until I know a little more about Disney Infinity.

Oh, and episode 18 is finished!

LOL A free kitty litter sample makes want more 80s magazines.

Poor Ghoster Roaster (along with the other 7). I imagine everyone's just about forgotten about them *hint hint hint*.
Working on my The Great Pony War, but seeing as Equestria Girls has been out for a while, I guess a Skylanders war over whether the movie's great or horrible might be less interesting now.
Also, got personality profiles for some of the swappers. I'll post more soon. These are a bit short, feel free to elaborate them.

:rollerbrawl:
A vampiress, both cool and creepy. Polar's one friend, but she's also good friends with Hex (their friendship developed over a mutual love of skulls). When she isn't trying to suck blood out of the others 'landers, she's a roller-skating champion who loves hanging out and practicing new tricks.

Swappers:
Skylanders with the ability to swap halves with one another. While they can swap at will, some seem to do it at random with little control.

:magnacharge:
A charismatic robot, quite the chic magnet. The ladies can't seem to resist, and Magna likes it. He's also technopathic.

:stinkbomb:
A ninja skunk. He's in a bit of a (cliche anime) love triangle, rivaling Flameslinger for Stealth Elf's affection. Trouble is, well, he literally stinks. Stealth Elf doesn't care a bit for him, but Flameslinger thinks she does.

:hootloop:
An eccentric owl, who always floats over a golden ring. Good friends with Double Trouble and Jet-Vac, and tends to use his hypnotic powers on the others more than he probably should. He has a somewhat obvious crush on Sonic Boom.

:nightshift:
He talks and acts just like a poor impression of Dracula. Not even vaguely scary, though he tries. He is, however, a champion boxer, probably because he kept teleporting behind his opponents. Competes with Frightrider for Hex's affections (not that she'd ever date a Dracula-take-off [also, I know it seems I'm doing a lot of love triangles; I see this as a sort of sitcom/soap opera take-off series, and hope these triangles lead to some comedy gold])

:rattleshake:
A rattlesnake with an obviously fake Australian accent and mannerisms. He seems to want to eat a lot of the animal Skylanders. He's also quite the assassin.

:freezeblade:
A fast and laid back skater. He and Rollerbrawl are both somewhat in love with each other, or at least he thinks so. He's good friends with her, Slam Bam, and Trigger Happy.

:washbuckler:
A pirate by trade, Wash dreams of being a galaxy-famous opera star, and thinks Gill grunt has an excellent voice (which is understandable, as it resembles his own).

Again, these are just basic, short ideas. Feel free to elaborate, or wait 'till we get their official backstories.

I like your ideas! What I was thinking was:

Roller Brawl: Fun loving, kinda just appears outta nowhere sometimes. Also love to fight and is always itching for one
Fryno: Has serious anger issues. Gets angry very easily and likes to fight. He's very tough
Magna Charge: Doomslicer, your version of him is perfect! He's a ladies man and juts seems kinda perfect!
Wash Buckler: A good leader and acts like a pirate. He's probably the most responsible after Star Strike
Stink Bomb: He's a big slob always being messy and disgusting. The only time he's not is in battle
Blast Zone: Gets annoyed easily and is kinda full of himself
Freeze Blade: I think he and Roller Brawl should be in love! I agree and him being laid back and he never gets board
Rattle Shake: He will speak with an Australian accent (Ignitor, Jet-Vac, and Gill Grunt are like the only ones with accents right now!) loves to hunt loves to fight. I agree on the assassin part
Hoot Loop: He's a lunatic. He's really crazy and half of the time he doesn't make any sense
Night Shift: Likes to be alone and rarely leaves his apartment if it's not for a mission. He loves the dark and doesn't speak very much. He his a very brutal fighter though
Countdown: Very reckless and kinda just does what he wants. He loves to break stuff and hardly listens to others

And of course, Countdown has a habit of blowing his top off (in a more literal way than the others).
Also, can we have Roller Brawl half the time being like you said, and half the time trying to suck the blood out of the others (maybe Night Shift as well).
Oh, and Spy Rise:
A commando (wannabe?), with a voice like Skipper (from Madagascar). He thinks his robotic legs are awesome, and talks to each one of them. He's also constantly telling stories and making references to his many missions, though whether any of them happened is open to debate.

Free Ranger:
He's a chicken who shoots lightning and tornadoes. Not much else. Actually, he's a bit chicken, but is a master swordsman with his blades. He's best buds with Warnado, as well as Hoot Loop and Jet Vac.

Star Strike:
Raven from Teen Titans. OR: A fan dancer, flirtatious, and presumably drop-dead gorgeous... if she ever took her mask/hood off. Rivals with Hex (over magic mastery). Somewhat more mature than most others (as in, more rational).

Grilla Drilla:
Talks like the Hulk, but secretly has a passion for gardening. Has a habit of popping up out of the ground. Good friends with Terrafin.

Also, Nitro Magna Charge. Actually, i'll wait till i see him first.

Roller Brawl can just be both

Ok.
Also, can each writer's stories maybe be sorta unique continuities, as I have my own version of how the Swap Force arrived. Also, maybe we should move to the Spyro Wiki, which supports blogs.

Ima try a Fire Kraken bio, here goes:
Fire Kraken is a hyperactive Chinese dragon. He is very optimistic, and can never stay still. However, if he sees a flame, he will use his magic to turn it into a Chinese firework and explode it. He is good Friends with Sunburn, Countdown, and Drill Sergeant. He has an obsession with rockets and has tried to steal Trigger Happys Giant Rocket several times. He also loves to use the word `Crack-a -lackin! Like Marty the Zebra from Madagascar alot, and peppy, snappy words like BIBBEDY BING BANG BOOM! How do you guys like it, cause I need feedback.

^I think that's great!