darkSpyro

cynd: ...I'm still standing!
Fern: Of course you are!You're undestructable!
cynd: Yup!
Skyburst: Why do you praise her,Fern?
Fern: *whispers "I don't want to die.She's got hundereds of ways to make someone die,all begining with some torture"*
Skyburst: OKAY,I'M OUT OF HERE!*runs away*

EDIT: My page!Two in a row!

CL: *gives Aretis a look of 'you are so weak'* You cannot destroy MY planet. Got that? Or else you shall be banished into the drab, boring place that is reality.

cynd: Isn't his life already boring as it is?
Skyburst: FLARE!Flare,are you okay?
cynd: SHUT IT,Skyburst!

Flare: *just sitting there* What does it look like, dumbass!?
CL: I can make it worse. BY PLAYING SILENT MOVIES!!!!!! ... or something.

cynd: Silent movies?What are those?Sounds interesting...
Skyburst: *licks Flare's cheek* Well,I asked because I love you.
cynd: Okay,you just crossed the line,buddy!
Skyburst: *uses Night Blast before cynd can do anything*
cynd: Dammit!
Skyburst: I won,cynd.Remember that.
cynd: WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY,FLARE!?

Flare: I AM PART INSECT!! MORE LIKE A FLY THAN A BEE!
CL: *face/palm* I hate you. So much. Even Aquarius is more awesome than you. Speaking of which, Raya should randomly show up where Ally, Losi, and Eve are fighting. BE CONVERTED TO THE DARK SIDE, RAYA!!
Raya: ... O.O

cynd: Ooooh,that would be fun!
Ally: *walks in* I'm so TIRED of fighting!I just want to do my job and get this over with.
cynd: First,you've gotta get out of the ice.Second,you've gotta touch both foreheads.
Ally: WHY THE HELL AM I SUPOSSED TO DO THAT!?
cynd: Why did your eyes widen?
Ally: It sounds wrong,okay?
cynd: But why does it-
Ally: SHUSH!IT JUST DOES!
cynd: CL,don't forget about my precious Kagetori!Oh,I should give some info on them.Large,all dark black except for the eyes,which are white.That's all that really is to it.
Skyburst: Oh,it's okay,Flare!I understand.You're still very beautiful to me,inside and out.
cynd: NO,DON'T-!
Syburst: A song!:

cynd: *facepalm*

Flare: *shouts for Mewka and Lacy*
Mewka & Lacy: *double hard Little Legendary Style punch to Skyburst's face. AKA, his face will be smashed to bits*
Raya: Now I wanna be there! *races over to RP to walk in on the fight*
CL: Maybe you should also convert Lacy? >:3 Lacy or Raya. Both are killing machines.

Skyburst: *uses Dig right before Mewka and Lacy try to puynch him*
cynd: I TOLD YOU NO SONGS!Wait,this song makes sense with Ally:

Ally: Oh,Arceus!I'm sick of all these songs that you think are about me!
cynd: But it's true!See,you tried to be someone else,what with all the smiles and happiness from when they all first met you.
But nothing seemed to change.That means that you were still facing many obsticles while you were trying to be cheery.
I know,now this is who I really am inside.That means when your dark side showed,you understood that that was who you are.
Ally: Well,that makes sense.

CL: *vomits* stop being emotional! Makes me SICK!
Flare: *anger* GO AFTER HIM!
Lacy:
Flare: um ... please?

cynd: Okay.
Fern: Just leave Skyburst be,Flare.

Flare: ... fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
CL: THANK YOU. Back to the RP with you!

cynd: So...Now what?
Fern: I don't understand why she agreed so eaily.I'm just an idiot.
Kaede: YOU CALLED YOURSELF A IDIOT!*rofl*
cynd: Somebody punch the Espeon.
Ally: Now,I don't understand how the end of the world will work,cynd.
cynd: Oh,well,*launches into fast blabbering and rambling on and on about the end of the world and everything related to that*
Ally: I'm not catching any of that.
cynd: *still talking incredibaly fast*

CL: *staring off into space*
Raya: *blasts Kaede with a Thunderbolt* shut up.
Eve: Raya! You're so mean!
Raya: Hey, I just did what somebody asked.
Flare: I would like to destroy each and every last one of you. I hope you know that.
Eve: Now THAT is just mean. Don't say that.
CL: Shut up, Eve. Nobody cares how mean she is.
Eve: I DO!!!!
CL: as I said. Nobody.

cynd: Yay,Raya blasted 'im!
Skyburst: *glomps Flare* I luv you,sweetie!I'll help you!
cynd: SOMEBODY KILL ME!Wait,don't do that.You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Kaede: *still laughing*
cynd: Dangnabit!So,let me introduce you to Nina!
Ally: *builds a super-strong wall around everyone*
Nina: *walks through the wall like it's nothing* All I want is the Pokemon who has it,cynd!
Ally: NO,SHE GOT THROUGH!
cynd: Aw,I know!*whispers "Losi"*
Nina: So where is this Losi?
cynd: I got no clue.Just search.
Nina: Don't worry,I won't kill him!I just need him for something.
cynd: She's usually on the good side.
Ally: Yeah,when she isn't using The move!

Raya: *points at Losi* there he is.
CL: *munching on Popcorn* LET THERE BE VIOLENCE!

Losi: !!! *hiding behind Aretis*
Aretis: ...wth...
Me: *facepalm*
Aretis: *kicks Losi over to Nina*
Losi: aaah! *runs away*

cynd: I want some!*grabs some popcorn*
Nina: *runs after Losi* WAIT,I'M NOT THE BAD GUY!ALLY IS!
Ally: YOUR FLUFFY BUTT!
cynd: The move is all-powerful!
Ally: We already know that,cynd.
cynd: I just don't want Losi to think that it's some dirty thing,ya know?
Ally: You have the dirtiest mind.
cynd: No,my sister does.*shudders*
Ally: Change of subject,please!
cynd: Okay!What about your family?
Ally: NO!
cynd: Aw,but they're interesting!
Ally: If you call a bunch of killers INTERESTING,you're mainly insane.

Losi: Oh good Arceus....
Me: *head/desk*
Aretis: *blasts Losi*
Losi: Aaah! *blasted a mile away...again*

cynd: Losi,why did you say that?I don't understand.The killer part or...?
Ally: 'Member my amazing speed?My little sister has that too.
Nina: Yup!And I've trained,unlike you,level 60!
Ally: I hate her.
cynd: Ey,she's the only good one in your family!
Ally: WHO'S GOING TO BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON WHO EVER LIVED IF I DON'T STOP HER,YOU MEAN!
cynd: Okay,okay!

Losi: *sizzling*
Me: Yeeah...lets not get too carried away here...
Aretis: Hmph, just skip to the fighting part already....*groans*

Nina: But I don't want to fight!I just want to get what I came for!
Ally: She came from halfway around the Pokemon world.
cynd: Was it scary?
Nina: A bunch of Lapras,Gengar,Dragonite,and alot of other flying or swimming things.Nothing I couldn't handle.
Ally: How did you even COME here!?
Nina: Thundertail.I flew here with Thundertail.
Ally: YOU GOT THE SAME GENE!?DAMMIT!
cynd: Don't worry,you have it too.
Ally: Arceus dammit!
cynd: But I thought-
Ally: Think nothing and leave me alone.
cynd: ...*eats some popcorn*

CL: ._. *sweat drop*
Flare: ...
Raya: yay, violence!
Aquarius: I'm bored.
Raya: Well, lucky for me, I'm not! *playful teasing*
Aquarius: ...
Eve: *groan*
CL: ah, shut up you two. I'm regretting paring you up!
Raya: Oh, shut your mouth.
CL: No.
Eve: My darkform = epic. And my darkform has a cool move ...
Flare: I don't get to have a darkform ... Or a cool move ... all I get this that freak of nature, Skyburst.
Ivy: I get NOTHING from life. In fact, I think suicide is a good idea right now.

Losi: Cool! I can destroy the world!
Aretis: Too bad you can't.
Losi: Why not?
Aretis: 'cause I'm here.
Losi: but...
Me: No but's, now I'm going back to reading thank you. I have a very interesting book. much more interesting than this.

CL: Okay. Have fun with that.
Flare: Losi, can't you stuck up for yourself just ONCE!? Fight and win just ONCE?!?
Eve: Nope. We have to save his sorry ass every time. At least it gives us something to do.
Aquarius: I still don't trust him.
CL: Shut up already.

Losi: Yep! I'm just the kid who gets in trouble, and you guys are the superhero people that die trying to-
Aretis: *stuffs Losi's mouth with sock* what he means is his fate is sealed and he's going to die.
Losi: *spits it out* dang that's disgusting!
Aretis: *shrug* it was CL's
Losi: Eww...

cynd: Oh,that's mean,Losi!
Nina: You can't destroy the wold until you find your spirit!
cynd: His spirit is-
Nina: *slaps paw on cynd's mouth* Shut up before I kill you.
cynd: Yes,ma'm!
Skyburst: B-But I'm cool!I can be cool!
cynd: Shut up,the lot of you!
Ally: Why,cynd?Why did it have to be this?
cynd: I love evil people!*hugs Nina*
Nina: *Thunderbolts cynd* OFF!
cynd: Pretty starsies!*faints*
Fern: I'm scared now.

CL: ... Aretis ... that was just ... you're a horrible person!
Eve: YOU JUST INSULTED HER SOCK!!! D:< USE YOUR OWN SOCK NEXT TIME, YOU SON OF A-!
Flare: It's just a sock, CL.
CL:
Flare: *face/paw* URG!

cynd: *wakes up in a second* I'm all-powerful,Nina.You're forgetting that.*hugs CL* Oh,tis okay!Your socks are awesome cuz you're awesome!
Fern: I'm fine now.
Skyburst: Flare,I agree with you!It's just a sock,and you're just so beautiful!*hugs Flare*
Fern: I'm about to throw up now.
Ally: Don't say it,do it!
Fern: Yes!*throws up*
Ally: Ew,I didn't mean do THAT!

Aretis: *holds and wiggles claws* I don't have socks. Besides, it's just a sock.
Losi: That was disgusting and stinky and-
Aretis: *claps paw over Losi* shush, you're just making the situation worse...for you at least.

Flare: *anger* You son of a-
Eve: ANYWAY!! ... I'm going to go help Ivy not be suicidal. BYE!
CL:
Spyder: CL and her socks ...
Bramble: It's abnormal ...

cynd: Ey,I told you,Ally!
Ally: YES,you told me!Happy now?I admit it.I love Losi.Now shut up and kill me.
cynd: WOOHOO!*dances around and keeps on saying "She admitted it!She admitted it!"
Nina: Oh,I didn't know that I would lead you to admitting!
Ally: Shut up and kill me!I'm serious.I want to die.
cynd: But you're my awesome chara!
Ally: BUT I LOVE D-O'S CHARACTER,SO IF YOU DON'T KILL ME RIGHT NOW,I'LL KILL MYSELF!
cynd: I have told you plenty of times!You have always said no!
Ally: Yes,because I kept it inside!I'm going off to kill myself now.*walks away*
cynd: I can't believe her.
Ally: Believe me!Love sucks!It does nothing,just breaks your heart!
cynd: I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart,I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart!
Ally: I hate love right now.It does nothing.It's a waste of time.

Flare: Kill Skyburst and I'll help you kill yourself. If you fail at killing him, he kills you. If you succeed, I'll kill you. Works out either way!
CL: *wiping tears away* You really are desperate, aren't you?
Flare: ... yes. I'm sorry, Ally. I guess I won't help.
Ivy: I agree with Ally. Love sucks. It just kicks you down, and when you try to get back up shoves your face in the mud.
CL: *sigh* I have some business to take care of. *turns and looks at Aretis and Losi* ...
Eve: *throws herself to the ground and grabs Ally's ankles* NOOO! DON'T IT IT!! *sobbing* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ally: OFF OF ME!And Ivy is right.I fell in love with Shallow,and now I've fallen in love with Losi.I get emotions too easily.I need to be gone forever.You all KNOW he doesn't feel the same!*shakes Eve off* I'm still going.
cynd: Anyway,love IS a pain in the butt.I should know.
Fern: You've been in love once?
cynd: Yup.Now shut up.I know he doesn't feel the same way.
Fern: ...HEY!YOU'RE BASING THE EEVEELUTION RP ON YOUR OWN LIFE!
cynd: Something like that.Ally going dark on Losi is like me telling on the guy I like and getting angry at him.My life IS like that rp.Just a little bit.

CL: my characters living somebody else's life? ... sweet. *goes back to glaring at Losi and Aretis*
Ivy: *rolls eyes* Soo ... how are you going to kill yourself if CL and cynd don't want you do die and you're in CL's universe?
Eve: *still sobbing*

Ally: I'll do it in Blue's universe.
cynd: A.K.A. In Blue's guestbook.Wait,WHAT!?
Fern: Cr@p,I have to see it happen!

Aretis: *returns glare*
Losi: *stares with fright*

Ally: Okay...Bye.*runs away*
cynd: Arceus dammit!
Fern: Don't worry,Losi,you don't have to love Ally!
cynd: *slaps Fern* Shut up!That sounded stupid!
Fern: I was just trying to help!

CL: THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!!!!!!
Eve: CL, they aren't robots. Paradoxes don't work.
CL: riiiight. *shrugs* well, if my SOCKS are that bad. *stuffs a bunch of socks in their mouths and walks away* *slams door upon exiting*
Flare:

cynd: CL,your socks aren't bad!*secretly stuffs more of CL's socks into Losi's mouth*
Fern:

Losi: *barfs* Ugh... it smells like rotten egg mixed with fish dead over a weak and manure on the side.
Aretis: *shrugs* Too bad for you Losi.

Eve: *face/paw*
Spyder: Can you believe we were born from HER imagination?
Bramble: She's a sad sight. She really is.
Spyder: We should kill her sometime.
Bramble: For once I agree with murder.
Spyder: I'll get Nana and Xia. You get Earth's Power. Okay?
Bramble: Should we get the Guardian?
Spyder: good idea- wait ... cynd is still standing there, isn't she.
Bramble & Spyder: *nervous sweat drop*

Aretis: *points* Aren't Bramble and Spyder opposites. And CL's made them agree with each other. Hmph, strange...
Losi: *still barfing*

cynd: YES,I AM STANDING HERE!HOW COULD YOU,YOU LITTLE BASTRARDS!?
Fern: *moves away slowly*
cynd: *grabs Losi* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?*slaps Losi hard*
Fern: I can't believe Ally loved that guy!
cynd: Neither can I!HE'S A PICE OF CRAP!

CL: *suddenly appears and knocks Spyder's and Bramble's heads together* Shut the f--k up about murdering me!!! I've already been insulted enough! *vanishes*
Bramble: ouch ...
Spyder: I have a headache ... Your skull is rather hallow, Bramble.
Bramble: Coming from you?
Spyder:
Eve: Oh, stop bickering!
Spyder: Shut up, b-tch!
Eve: oAo *sniffle*
Bramble: Oh, sh-t ...
Eve: *dissolves into tears*

cynd: I have ALOT of shaking and slapping to do,it seems!
Fern: What bastards!*runs over to Eve* You fight like a Transformer,yet when anything bad is said,you cry and cry.I don't get it.
cynd: You've never seen the movies!
Fern: *shrugs* The previews are good enough.
Skyburst: Fern,you suck!Give the kid some comfort!
Fern: I don't want that emotional ghost crying all over me!
Skkyburst: >=( Meanie!

Eve: *just cries harder*
Spyder:
Bramble: Jackass!! *punches Spyder in the face*

Losi: *wincing* I didn't say anything!!!
Aretis: Pfft...

CL: X3 Wow, Losi. You still don't understand? You're like our little punching bag! It's fun to beat the crap out of you for no reason at all.
Eve: *runs away crying*
Spyder: @_@ owwww ...
Bramble: What are you going to do next, Spyder, spit on a puppy!?
Spyder: maybe ...

Losi: But...
Aretis and Me: No buts.
Losi: