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cynd: We have learned the above; Losi likes Eevees and everybody loves to torture Losi AND the guy is hopeless.
Ally: The last one makes sense.Also,he gets his heart broken too much.Now, *slaps Losi* stop dreading over this!You were never supossed to be with her,anyway.
cynd: But wait.I just noticed that in the Eeveelution rp,you waited for this electric platform to charge. That just sounds a little wierd.
Ally: Just shut up.
cynd: Hey,this here is Losi's and your's song!:

Ally: *face/paw* ARCEUS DAMMIT,cynd!
cynd: But it fits!
Ally: I.Love.No.One.
cynd: Sure ya do!
Ally: *growls* The guy likes Curly.Just leave me alone.*walks away*
cynd: Maybe I should stop bugging her with this.

CL: *laughing* SOMEBODY CAUGHT ON! cynd, YOU ARE EPIC!! KEEP UP THE TORTURE!
Flare: CL ... what is WRONG with you!!??
CL: Everything, and yet nothing.

cynd: Yay!*glomps CL* Thanks,CL!
Skyburst: Still,this song IS pretty good.
cynd: Who asked you!?Now CL,Skyburst and Flare must battle while we're both on!I completely forgot about it,really.
Kaede: Flare used a green Flamethrower.That's what happened.
cynd: Stop being so smart!

CL: but it's true. She DID. and I forgot, too. X3
Flare: Fine, I'll do it again. *uses a green Flamethrower*

Me: And we also learned that Losi shouldn't try going after everyone and just stick to one person.
Losi: Ooh, I get to battle Ally now in the Eeveelutions rp. REMATCH!!!

Aretis: It won't even be a fair fight. Losi your screwed.

Me: Definitely, but let's just hope he comes back so we can torture him more.
Losi: Waah! Why am I everyone's play toy.

cynd: Yeah,I agree with D-o.You should try Ally,Losi.That way,we can torture both you and Ally!What a perfect plan!
Skyburst: I don't get why you're so determined,cynd.*uses Night Blast on the green Flamethrower*
cynd: You have wierd moves.
Skyburst: Yup!And I'm lovin' 'em!

CL: Because that's what I sayz. My topic. My rules.
Bramble: *sweat drop* You're all crazy.
Spyder:

cynd: Okay,Skyburst did a move.
Skyburst: Uh-huh.*uses Dark Fang*
cynd: Why did you use another one?
Skyburst: I'm awesome.

Me: Well, if this is a randomness topic, I can always play Owl City songs then! Their songs are so random, funny, and happy.
Losi: I'll never be happy...
Aretis: just play moar songs!

Me: *shrug* Hello Seattle!

Flare: *flees in terror*
CL: *sweat drop* stupid bug-types ... AND QUIT IT WITH THE OWL CITY SONGS!!! <.<

cynd: You will be if you stick to one girl!
Skyburst: *ends his attack* WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?
cynd: Also,I agree with CL.

Me: no. their randomness is amazing! Mwahahaha!!!
Losi: *dancing*
Aretis: *rofl*
Me: Hello Seattle I am a mountaineer in the hills and highlands. I fall asleep in hospital parking lots and awake, in your mouth! *singing*

CL: *slaps D-o across the face* shut up you bastard. And, Skyburst, don't argue. You DID just win.

Me: *dodges* Hello Seattle I am a Manta Ray deep beneath the blue waves. I'll crawl the sandy bottem of Puget Sound and construct, a summer home!

CL: *epic anger of pure epic* ... *calms down and just sits there*

cynd: D-o,you suck!
Fern: He just got...Well,he just ALMOST got slapped.And CL called him a bastard.Don't you think that's enough?
cynd: No.
Fern: I give up!
Skyburst: REALLY!?WOOOHOOO!
cynd: NOOO!FLARE,HOW COULD YOU!?OKAY,SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT BOTH BUG-TYPE AND FIRE-TYPE ARE WEAK TO!

CL: Rock-Type. *calmness*
Spyder: Oh ... my ... God ... CL IS CALM! D-o, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?

cynd: CL IS CALM!?CL,DON'T BE LIKE LACY!WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOINGGG!?*shakes CL crazily*
Fern: ...I like waffles!

CL: *sighs* I'm sitting here being shaken madly by you. What does it look like?
Spyder: What's your point, leafeon? I find this information useless.

cynd: His point is that he's an idiot.
Fern: Firestar no like waffles! :

cynd: .Anyway,you''re supossed to be crazy and random,CL!We all love you like that!
Kaede: What,you don't love her when she's calm?
cynd: SHE'S NEVER CALM!CALM ISN'T ANYWHERE CLOSE TO CL!CL ISN'T CL IF SHE'S CALM!
Kaede: Just stop shaking CL.
cynd: ...Right.*stops shaking CL,then runs after Flare with a Rock Sword* I still have something to settle.
Skyburst: *runs after cynd* I won't let you hurt Flare!
cynd: Yeah,right!

CL: *sweat drop*

Flare: *hiding under some rock in a rock garden*

Fern: Well...I'm bored.
Kaede: Sweetfern,just shut up.
Fern: Meeh!

cynd: Flare,you better come out!If you don't,I'll make Ally destroy the world!Wait,that's already going to happen.Nevermind.
Skyburst: WHAT!?
cynd: The rp has to end one way or another!It'll be like Spyro!Sorta.
Unmei: Aw,cynd!You plan to end the world with the True Battle?
cynd: Yup!Well,no.What comes with the True Battle.
Skyburst: I'm going to die!

Flare: *instantly comes out* NOOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE MEAN! YOU'RE GONNA END THE RP! *breaks down sobbing*

..............Z
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CL: z

Me: ...
Losi:
Aretis: uhh, gotta pound some evil into submission. See ya. *leaves*

Flare: *still sobbing like a wimp*
CL: *continues sleeping*
Spyder: I'm surrounded by stupid people.

Losi: Well, at least we'll disappear into nothingness like Curly!

Me: Losi, that's the stupidest excuse I've heard from you. Just let it go already!!!

Losi: But....

Spyder: Losi, you fail at life. Ally SHOULD kill you. Then you might also go the stars and be with those four girls. If we're lucky, you'll go to Hell.
Bramble: ... that's EVIL!
Spyder: Yeah, and that's who I am. So shut up.
Bramble & Spyder: *death glare*

CL: *sleep*

Losi: Well, if I'ma gonna die. I'm gonna do it with style! *dance pose*

Aretis: . . . I leave for what, a few minutes and this?
Me: I don't think you should be too surprised Aretis.
Aretis: *sigh* true...

Losi: ...wut?

Spyder: *trips Losi* be quiet and hold still. If you're lucky I won't rest on you.
Bramble: He HAS gained some weight.
Spyder:
Bramble:

Losi: ...*faceplants* oww... uhh...no thanks, I'd rather not get squashed by a fat dragon.

Aretis: *winces* ooh, burn...
Me: hahaha

Spyder: *jumps high into the air and drops onto Losi* Fat dragon attack!
Bramble: *laughing*

Losi: Aaah! *scrambles to get away*
Aretis:
Me: *sigh* oh well...

cynd: What Spyder said in post 2327 was HILARIOUS!Anyway,I don't want to end that rp!If I do,I'm going to make a completely new one.
Skyburst: *runs over to Flare* Flare,are you okay?Don't worry,I'll be with you every step of the way until the world ends!
cynd: Oh,that's TORTURE!
Skyburst: *glares at cynd*
cynd: That doesn't affect me.I'm all powerful!Now:

Vicci should win!
Skyburst: *face/paw* cynd,you're...I have no clue,but you're something!I just have to find out what...
cynd: But,the song is awesome!I'll waste ten bucks for it,I don't care!Dia is awesome as well:

Inventing Shadows!Yeah!
Unmei: cynd,stop it!
cynd: Now,that I'm on the subject,Javier-
Unmei: STOP IT,CYND!
cynd: MY NAME IS NOT CAPATILIZED!
Unmei: That's all she cares about?

CL: I agree, YAY, stop posting those vids, and yes.
Flare: SHE NEEDS YOU MORE! *points at Ivy* I CAN HANDLE MYSELF! STOP TRYING TO BE THE GUY WHO'S ALL PROTECTIVE AND SH-T!!
Ivy: *sweat drop*
Eve: Flare, calm-
Flare: NO!!
CL: ... ._.

Spyder: *just sitting on Losi* X3
Bramble: *laughing*

Me: I'll stop if cynd stoppes.
Aretis: Yeeah...snails are more exciting...

Losi: X_X...help.

At least post music that I would find appealing. Not this wimpy stuff.
Owl City guy: I prefer my dreams over reality~!
CL says to him: shut up, you already have a good job and people that love you. You're living the dream.

Spyder: Fat dragon indeed. Comes in handy.

Me: *shrug* Owl City appeals to me...
Aretis: *yawn* I'ma gonna go get me some shutteye. *glares at everyone * don't you dare think you can do anything idiotic now...

Losi: x_x... *weakly beats at Spyder's stomach*

CL: *looking at Detonator Remote* huh? oh ... r-right ! Of course! eheheheheh ...*nervous sweat drop*

Spyder: *beats Losi over the head with tailblade*

cynd: THE VOICE ISN'T WIMPY!
Fern: It's her favorite show...
cynd: Yup!Well,America's Got Talent and the Voice are both tied for first place.
Skyburst: Oyyyy!Still,I love you,Flare!
cynd: If you post some love song,I'm killing you!
Skyburst: But songs express things!
cynd: How about if my fist expresses you face?
Skyburst:

Me: ...I don't watch TV...
Losi: Oww... *uses Freeze Shock on Spyder and electrocute's him with ice*

Aretis: Zzzzz....

cynd: Oh,you haven't lived life,dude!

Me: My life is just fine. I just have one less petty thing to worry about: TV shows and all their blahs blahs blahs

Spyder: *looking at three frozen scales with an expression of 'you failed'*

CL: *chuckles evilly and presses button*

Losi: ... pooh... *lays limply*

Me:

Curly: *randomly appears, somehow shoves Spyder off, and vanishes again*
CL: How ...??
Eve: I dunno. You did it.
CL: Oh, yeah! BACK TO BOMBING STUFF!!!! *presses button rapidly* ... Hey, D-o, press this. *holds out button painted like caution tape and reads in large red text "DO NOT PUSH"*

Losi: 8O...

Me: *pushes button*

Losi: *explodes*
Me: Oh, I guess that was meant for Spyder.
Aretis: Zzzzz...
Losi: *sizzling* ow..

CL: ... That wasn't meant to happen! D: *slaps caution tape-colored button away from D-o* ... oops, that was the astonished character explosion button. I meant to have THIS button!! *holds forwards a green button* Press!!
Spyder: ... *picks up white button* What does it do?
CL: That's the button that makes Aretis blow up.
Spyder: *throws button away* Have one for Losi?
CL: *glances around* maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
-button lands on the ground, banging hard enough to be "pressed"-
CL: Aretis should explode within the next ten seconds. O.O

Me: Yeeeah, he's not going to like that... Uh, I'd love to stick around and watch the fireworks, but I do NOT want to be around Aretis when he's angry. Aaaaaaah!!! *runs away screaming, arms flailing*
Losi: *crawling away*

Aretis: *sleeping peacefully*

CL: ... O.O
Spyder: *shrugs*
-explosion-
CL: Told you.
Bramble: *leaves*
Spyder: Sooo ... Where's the MLP destroyer button?
CL: Here. *hands a gigantic rainbow-painted button with happy faces all over it*
Spyder: *presses button*
-explosion in the distance-
CL: That was satisfying.

Aretis: *wakes up* Gyaaah! Grr...that was idiotic...

Me: Aretis calm down.
Aretis: NO!!! *shoop-da-woop*
Me: *dodges* Wah! *explosion from shoop-da-woop*
Losi: RUNN!!!
Aretis: *uber shoop-da-woop* I"M FIRIN" MA LAZER!!! *planet explosion*