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yeah happy pride

in the end, it was the gays who won : )

facts

^ unless they're trans or ace or aro

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^ unless they're trans or ace or aro

or bi or non-binary. But yeah

bi people aren't straight

My face when someone implies I am straight.

Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!

10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer.
Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while.

Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends.

What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing.

Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6.

Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (some French word I don't know) hair?

This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females.

Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'!

1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because... he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen.
So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud.

There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!

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bi people aren't straight

No I just saying that bi people in what are typically straight relationships are valid too.

there's no such thing as a "bi person in a straight relationship" that's a bi person in a bi relationship.

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there's no such thing as a "bi person in a straight relationship" that's a bi person in a bi relationship.

As a bi person this is news to me wtf? So if me a Bi cis gendered individual dated a cis gendered man it's still a bi relationship? Even tho ill-knowledged people are gonna be like "Ah a straight pairing".

Sorry I know this is a shock. Usually this type of stuff is never really talked about and if it is it's so damn quiet that I legit never hear of it. I just said "oh they in a relationship" just 1 person is the bisexual. I didn't know it was called a "Bi-relationship".

yes.

bi people are not "half straight" or "half gay" they are their own sexuality. some people might still be like "lol a man and a woman are you het" like no, they're bi.

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yes.

bi people are not "half straight" or "half gay" they are their own sexuality. some people might still be like "lol a man and a woman are you het" like no, they're bi.

I know that, but I never hear it be called a bi-relationship. I just hear it generally called a "relationship". Like ofc the person in it is Bi still regardless of who their partner is, there's no discrediting that. Because no one really calls is a bi-relationship.

it isn't a straight relationship if even one person in the relationship is bi.

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it isn't a straight relationship if even one person in the relationship is bi.

Okay I got that memo, but that's generally not what I'm saying/asking. To get my thoughts in order, when was "Bi-relationship" used as a term? I thought people always called it a "relationship" because well to be blunt "**** specifics, I'm in a relationship".

from a bi person it doesnt ****ing matter??? i dont want my relationships classified and whether im dating a guy or a girl it’s still just a relationship, it doesn’t matter like at all?? stop trying to group things together and just let us be individuals jesus christ

you called it a straight relationship, i was correcting that it would be a bi relationship. a relationship is a relationship. but it isn't a straight relationship if one person is bi. it's a bi relationship.

hey guys i have a fun idea. a fun activity. let’s all shut the **** up and drop it

i was calmly explaining something but if she doesn't understand after that then yeah, i'm done.

I don't think sans was saying that "bi relationship" is a term, they were just correcting Trix because she insinuated (idk if intentionally) that a bi person in a relationship with someone of a different gender would be straight. Which they wouldn't be, they're still bi either way.

This whole conversation is just a bunch of misunderstandings and getting wound up lol, let's talk about the best Spyro game instead:

thanks clank you're epic for being able to decipher what i'm saying at late o'clock

Thanks for Sparx image

based

Quote: Vespi

from a bi person it doesnt ****ing matter??? i dont want my relationships classified and whether im dating a guy or a girl it’s still just a relationship, it doesn’t matter like at all?? stop trying to group things together and just let us be individuals jesus christ

Sorry I am just trying to clarify.

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you called it a straight relationship, i was correcting that it would be a bi relationship. a relationship is a relationship. but it isn't a straight relationship if one person is bi. it's a bi relationship.

No I said "If a bisexual person dated someone that's they're opposite gender, wouldn't be seen as a more hetero-relationship?" Like be in the shoes of someone from a third party view, most people would think that, because as 1 of many bisexuals I generally do not spout "Hey I'm bi" every 5 seconds like Disney's typical gay characters. Of course the term Bisexual means "Ah yes me date people", but do we really need to go "Um actually the term obviously is bi-relationship". When no most people call it a "relationship" no bi, gay, or hetero. I just got thrown off by the term "Bi-relationship" because it makes me think "A relationship is already with 1 person, is a bi one with 2?"

Idk maybe I'm being just overly specific or just mind scrambled, like we don't need to put our sexualities in front of relationship. Like pride is celebrating sexuality and educating LGBT+ stuff.

Did not mean to start ****, not my intentions. So let me just throw this quick thought out here and I'm just gonna think on that.

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^ unless they're trans or ace or aro

When you said this, I thought you were purposefully left out bi. When the picture you pointed/replied at is "Anyone caught not being gay is going to jail". So I pointed out "bi and non-binary" because they are their own things because it's not gay or straight. Then ya got on me thinking I meant "bis are straight" when I meant "Bis are valid" because they're not gay either.

look at this screenshot from the conker manual

Conker from N64 rest in peace man you would have loved feminism

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they put rick and morty in fortnite, reddit's gonna have an aneurism over this one

i'm gonna projectile **** all over the place

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they put rick and morty in fortnite, reddit's gonna have an aneurism over this one

You mean the tire fire is going nuclear again for dumb things?

what audience is fortnite? is it kids or teens or tweens or adults I DONT KNOW ADSLFKSHFKL

i thought it was for kids... what kid is going to know rick sanchez...

maybe your not half gay half straight but i am, im just built different

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As a bi person this is news to me wtf? So if me a Bi cis gendered individual dated a cis gendered man it's still a bi relationship? Even tho ill-knowledged people are gonna be like "Ah a straight pairing".

Sorry I know this is a shock. Usually this type of stuff is never really talked about and if it is it's so damn quiet that I legit never hear of it. I just said "oh they in a relationship" just 1 person is the bisexual. I didn't know it was called a "Bi-relationship".

yeah this is like the crux of bi discourse and people on social media argue about it every week

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what audience is fortnite? is it kids or teens or tweens or adults I DONT KNOW ADSLFKSHFKL

Generally most people set out to make things that doesn't have a main age audience in mind. People just go to x, y, or z collective depending on who is consuming it. Of course there's massive exceptions (like rated 13, R, NC 17 for film. T, M, and A for games). Though I think it was more around Teens and Tweens for Fortnite's case. Either way it has a massive af audience making memes.

I'm going to place a spell on you

.....

i agree with what toast said about small streamers

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this is real

What kinda horrible modeling is that

It looks like it was badly copy-pasted into the world

i can't believe i had to write in favor of beans on toast just because i'm writing a british character. awful.

Quote: sans

i can't believe i had to write in favor of beans on toast

As you should

i am going to legitimately destroy darkspyro probably we wil see if i ahve the energy over dinner or not so in about 2 or three hours we will see what it does to me so yeah

^You have my sword.

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maybe your not half gay half straight but i am, im just built different

I like minions .

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^You have my sword.

and my axe

MY.

FOOD.

IS.

LATE.

and i am pissed now

Quote: Vespi

Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

^You have my sword.

and my axe

and this gun i found

alright it has been decided then thank you guys i will be destroying ds shortly