darkSpyro

The cornflakes are poisoned...

I wish I was a Pokemon Master with an army of every single Pokemon there is, and they are loyal and invincible and kill bad people and they protect me and they could fly me away if the planet exploded.

*boom*


i wish i could crush my s1 stealth elf with a hammer

The hammer is made of jelly.

I wish I could live in Adventure Time as a friend of Finn and Jake and BMO.

i ate you


i wish i could throw more s1 ''s in a trash can

granted, but what i tell now is fake


(btw: pm'd you)


i wish my trash can wasnt filled already.....

I got a portal gun, put one hole through your Garbage and 1 in tge middle of a landfill so your garbage shall NEVER EMPTY

Ninjask, why when you are ruining my wish do you do random things? 1 was *boom* and the other was "I ate you". You gotta make it smart, something not random.

ok??? whas that needed, cracking otther people off.....(you are not femilliar with "autism" are you)

All I'm asking is for you to put a wee bit more thought into it. *boom* does not suffice.

ok, but eh, there's no wish.........


i wish for being less idiot

The wish god mistakens less with more.

I wish for bacon.

They rip the bacon out of your skin.

I wish for kimmi smiles.

I killed her

I wish for me to explode.

You are immortal.

I wish that I could have a pizza to eat this instant.

I ate all the pizzas

I wish I could not be immortal.

You stay immortal forever.

I wish that you never let me have a pizza ever again.

But I gave you all of my regurgitated pizza

I wish to brake all my limbs.

You succeed, but they never heal.

I wish that you didn't ruin my appetite.

Granted but your new appetite is eating poo crumbs.

I wish I had a faster computer.

I gave you a computer from the year 7681, but it has an unkillable virus on it.

I wish I had magic powers!

Granted but all the spells do nothing but kill yourself.

I wish there was a giant piece of emerald next to me.

You actually knew the answer to your question, but I gave you amnesia.

I wish I was the richest man alive living in a mansion that kills intruders.

Granted but they come to life and destroy you and explode, destroying all your relatives.

I wish my cardboard box could fly.

It can, but it only flies you to dangerous things.

I wish I was a Pokemon Master.

you become a pokemon-gym leader, and Ash defeates u easely


i wish to be mega-mewtwo

sux 4 u I made you magikarp

I wish for this to be ruined

YOU got ruined, but dark52 gets 1000,9999 bucks




i wish to be killed

You are invincible.

I wish for somebody to hate my new avi.

Milhouse is the best part of the Simpsons! (He is funny, not my fave but very funny)

I wish I was ash Ketchum!

Granted, but Pikachu's shocks kill you.

I wish "Deal with it" wasn't overused.

Well, it is, DWI.

I wish for Milhouse to go Super Saiyan.

I've never seen your drawings.

I wish the Hunger Games were real so I could watch them.

Granted, but you're in them.

I wish DS had less Skylander fans.

The remaining ones become a hunter and Gnorc you for a year, then again, until time ends.

I wish for dark52 to post next.

Denied. Instead a gryphon posts...

I wish Skylanders would crease to produce any new games.

eh, they scrap pokemon and skylanders rules the world


i wish i could eat a stealth elf from the inside.....

You can't because she is not real
I wish to win survivor

you lose, first round

i wish to eat stealth elf from the inside, in my dreams!

Granted, but you become trapped in your dream.

I wish I knew what your avatar was.

yu never know since i dont tell

i wish for cornflakes

they would flood your town\city

i wish for apples

you got pineapples

i wish for a snake so i can tail snap stealth elf

You get a worm instead.

I wish all DS users could shapeshift into their avatars.

granted, but it kills then

i wish for a worm

You get a cobra instead.

I wish for 100 gems day NOW!

you only get one

i wish i could kill RIGHT NOW! or....at least her voice actor!