darkSpyro

Danny that puppet thing is right up our alley then on misery street

Quote: Drednaw

MARIO DIES TODAY

I don’t even have time to attend his funeral v..v

bye bye mario

*Fyra look weirdly different, her eyes color now gold, her belly, spikes, horns now a light silver coloring and she’s chewing Mario*

FYRA, NOOOOOO!!

Hearing "early noughties" makes us sound old.

*Fyra? I’m sorry to disappoint you, she is incapacited deep into her mind, I have the pleasure to present myself, I am Tenebra Shadeweaver, former Dark Queen. However, if you are angry about that furless ape, well only my host can sadly taste it, as I unfortunately no longer have a body of my own since it got cristallized.*

Mario... ;~;

Dark Queen?? Uh oh... Are you going to take over darkSpyro???

*Maybe, but I think I will prefer waiting until that poor little shade stop resisting so I can fully take over and by her conscience devored and dying, come back to life.*

More seriously, I do consider it messed up that ports of old classics will be gone forever...until they resell them again at full price

Quote: Iceclaw

WHICH OF THESE CHARACTERS CAN BE FOUND ON THE GRID

R O T I N G I

So what are we going to call this? CapchaSpyro?

Hmm... that wasn't the answer I was looking for.
Do I need to make these easier?
That's not right.
You have failed to solve the Grid of Text to tell Computers and Humans Apart and it is likely that you are not a Human.
You have solved the Grid of Text to tell Computers and Humans Apart and have been determined to be a Human.

gridSpyro? wordSpyro? searchSpyro?

i hate sex. i am never thinking about c*ck penis or dick ever again

If someone is born on April 1st-- do they really exist? Or did we just imagine them? I kid, I kid...

Since when is there a captcha to post?

Since April Fools.

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so how are roleplayers liking this grid thing?

the year i was most active here was a decade ago now and i dunno how to feel about that

I wish I could give away my gems and forcibly derank myself. I want to see Sparx miserable again.

Why is everything ten times ****ing louder when you're trying to be quiet?

awww man now i want to go to an arcade

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That's a lot of bots...

Something I just realized about myself, I tend to get more articulate when I'm frustrated.

I had the strangest and best idea today.

I want to challenge myself to beat Kaos (in Spyro’s Adventure) using only Drobot, constantly hovering facing forward and shooting, like a bullet hell game.

Then I’m going to record it and put Touhou music over it.

the bots are multiplying

This may just be contraian but everytime I see the new hot subject of helping or getting offended for x I always get confused on what's genuine and what's virtual signaling

Quote: StormDragon21

I had the strangest and best idea today.

I want to challenge myself to beat Kaos (in Spyro’s Adventure) using only Drobot, constantly hovering facing forward and shooting, like a bullet hell game.

Then I’m going to record it and put Touhou music over it.

Please please please please PLEASE do this.

I...I can't believe I forgot to check back here for the April Fool's prank... D:

cluster b *****es love darkspyro.net

*Spreads Positive Vibes*

honestly its so sad all of the threads from the off-topic section pre 2013 are gone because im coming to the conclusion the 2008-2013 era of darkspyro is the funniest. just look at any old thread in general, we used to have arguments about the most inane stuff.

read old threads in site help and suggestions to see more **** flinging and begging for mods

^ You're absolutely right about that, 100%.

Quote: Drednaw

STONE OCEAN HOLY ****

Foo fighter is best girl

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