darkSpyro

Curly:

CL:

Losi: *after an hour or so slumps down* *crack is pretty big* Oookay...this is taking longer than I expected.

Me:*facepalm*
Aretis:

CL: I can't believe we've been watching this for an hour and forty-five minutes!!


Curly: Agreed. I'm almost out of ice-type moves. *dunks head under water* Alright, that's better.

Losi: *yawns and takes a dip in water* Ahh...niice...

Me: *has been secretly listening to Ipod* Hmm? oh, I guess we have.
Aretis: *has been playing with 3DS* Huh? Oh, yeah. haha, still funny!

CL: 3DS suck.


Curly: *face/paw* you're completely USELESS!!

Losi: yeah...I know...

Aretis: *shrug* who cares, I can play the old DS games. that's good enough for me. oh and this! *sticks piece of paper on CL's nose* *looks at 3DS camera* Haha! You have a Snivy on your nose!
Me: Stop playing. *sigh*

CL: ... soooo .... is there a problem with having a poorly-drawn Snivy on my nose?


Curly: *epic face/palm* ... You know what? I'mma gonna do the impossible. *telephotos through the TV CL, D-o, and Aretis are watching*

Aretis: It's in 3D and it's doing flips off your nose. it's hilarious!
Me: Woah! Live TV! Literally! CL!!!

Losi: Hey! Wait...this is being recorded? Gyah! *runs...er...swims in circles rapidly*

CL: Niiiiiiice!
Curly: Yeah. But I better go release the king of morons.*poofs into her own cave again to properly rescue Losi* Alriiight ... where's my bullhorn?
CL: Well ... I appearance have a Snivy preforming gymnastics on my nose .... wonderful.

Losi: *still swimming and yelling for all he's worth*

Aretis: I am so recording this! *presses record button and starts recording 3d snivy on CL's nose*
Me: O-kay...

CL:

Curly: *turns on bullhorn* LOSI!? ARE YOU STILL INSIDE THE CAVE WITH THE LAKE!?

Losi: *almost literally jumps out of skin* Aah!!! CURLY!!!! I'M COMING!!! *bolts out of TV* i'm okay!
Me: V_V *slaps Losi*
Losi: *faints*
Aretis:

Curly: Thank Arceus he's out of my cave.

CL: ... Thank you, D-o. *takes out sketch pad and starts doodling*
Flare: *dozes off*

Aretis: *stops recording and posts it on youtube*
Me: *sigh* He'll never learn...

CL: *is bored by Aretis' act*
Flare: *is asleep*
Bramble: Dude ... did I just watch a half-naked eevee and an excited Glaceon for two hours!?
CL: yeah ...
Spyder: My life is wasting away!!

Me: *shrug* I didn't know pokemon wore clothes...
Losi: *pops back up* I'm okay!
Aretis: *slaps Losi*
Losi: Oww! What was tha-*faints again*

CL: They don't. So it was weird that Curly even got offend- *gets punched by Curly*
Curly: Keep talking. I DARE you.
CL: owwww ...

Me: >.> Aaand, I didn't know pokemon could do that...er...never mind.
Aretis: *yawn*
Losi: *twitching*

Curly: *kicks Losi in the gut and walks away*
CL: Ow, my face ...
Flare:
CL: *gets up* I feel the urge to stab Losi.

cynd: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!?
Fern: Okay,two people were on and posted ALOT.That's what happened.
cynd:

CL: Losi barged in on Curly while she was bathing. I am dead serious. Then managed to be stupid enough to roll a stone into the staircase for the backdoor, closing both the front and back doors so neither could get out of the bathroom. Curly broke the fourth wall and pulled herself out of the TV we were watching them from.
Flare: Worst. Show. Ever.
CL: I'm surprised Losi didn't get a nosebleed.

Losi: I never get nosebleeds!
Me: *sigh*

CL: *face/palm of epicness* You get what I mean.
Flare: ... well ... I think it's about time to sort out what the hell is wrong with Mewka.
CL: That was random.
Flare: But don't you want to see what's wrong with her!?
CL: ... no, not really.

Me: ...*sweatdrop* Mewka......................never mind.
Aretis: I'm going to go blow something up now. This is boring.
Losi: I'm FREE!!! *dancing happily*
Me: *looks at losi* now go be depressed.
Losi: aww...

.... The eeveelutions RP is getting so SAPPY!! More blood, less emotional crap!

Me: ...well, I haven't really found any baddies, so I can't do much about it. Plus, I don't have cy2000's master plan either....
Losi: I don't wanna kill no more.
Aretis: *loud explosions heard* Mwahahaaaa

CL: Losi, MAN UP AND KILL!!! That's what Curly likes: a real man who kills stuff! In fact, that's what almost EVERY girl in the RP likes! *is half lying*
Flare: She's right about the RP. I like killing.
Eve: I wouldn't mind killing stuff.
Raya: When do I get to kill stuff again?
Lacy: Get in my way and I'll murder you.
Mewka: MOON-KUN!! Uh, I mean, YEAH, DEATH!! ... moon-kun ~<3
Soul Eye (remember her? X3): ... I feel like you should die. Sadly for me, I'm feeling too tired to hunt you down and rip out your intestines for a delicious meal. *yawns*
CL: PROOF!!

Losi: *perks up* Really?
Me: *facepalm*
Aretis: *comes back with bloody maw and a dead Zekrom* so whaddid I miss? *munching on Zekrom*

CL: uhh ... yeeeees?
Spyder: This is my kind of RP!
Bramble: That's just f--ked up!

Aretis: *holds out Zekrom's disembodied leg* Leg? *munching on Zekrom arm*
Me: *scoots a little*
Losi: *goes up to Curly* Curly! Whodoya want me to kill?

Curly: what?
CL: *face/palm* nice way to start a conversation, DUMBASS!!!
Bramble: BOLT! SAVE ME FROM THESE PSYCHOPATHS!! *hides behind Bolt*

Hey CL...

OMGGGGGGG! I HAD A PM!!!!

CL: EVILNESS!!
Bramble:

Aretis: *shrugs and throws them the Zekrom leg*
Losi: *tilts head* CL said you like people killing things. So...uh..*staring at Curly* Who do you want me to kill first?
Me: *epic facepalm*

Curly: hmm ... lemme think ... you.
CL: Curly, he's just trying to win your affection!
Curly: Well, then he can go and kill Dusk. Dusk is a little crazy, so be careful. Oh, and by a little crazy, I mean he ATE MY BEST FRIEND!
CL: He's a cannibal eevee.
Bramble: *is terrified*

Losi: *sweatdrop* Cannibal...er...o-kay...
Me: You're a genius Losi.
Aretis: *eating Zekrom* Hmm...could use some hot sauce *gets buffalo sauce and pours it on Zekrom*
Losi: *scoots away*

Curly: Dude, if you kill this guy I'd be your mate!
CL: Don't say that.
Curly: What? Dusk has been trying to kill me ever since I hatched! He's my arch enemy! if Losi gets rid of him he'd be saving my life!
CL: But it's so unlikely that Losi would be able to kill Dusk. Dusk is half ghost-type ...

Losi: *shrug* so? Elemental attacks still affect ghost types right?
Me: Dang he's desperate....
Aretis: *sigh* *noms Zekrom's head*

CL: No kidding.
Curly: Yeah. But again, be careful. Dusk is a tricky one. He might be here right now.
Dusk: DAMN IT! HOW'D YOU KNOW!?
Curly: EEP! *hides behind Losi*
Dusk: I've heard your conversation. I like intestines. Especially jumping rope with them ... Uh, anyway, you'd better back down and for get your plan. I'm NOT being defeated. If you try to attack, OUT COME THE INTESTINES!
Curly: *squeaks fearfully*
Dusk: Oh, Potential mate #3 is behind you, Quilaceon. I'm afraid I'llhave to ask you to hand her over.
Fern: *randomly appears* BACK OFF!
Dusk: Oh! Potential mate #4 has appeared, has she?
Fang: *perched on a branch overhead* She SAID to back off.
Dusk: Ah, potential mate #2 arrives! Well, now that we have the gang together, let's get this over with.

cynd: WHAT IS MY MASTER PLAN ABOUT ANYWAY!? Ally: *tries hard not to strangle cynd* All of cynd's characters: *screaming,SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ally: *cuffs Losi* GET A GIRL SOMEWHERE IN THE RP!
cynd: That must've hurt,coming from Ally and all.Also,it shows how much you LOOOVE him! Ally: I don't love Losi!How many times have I said this?
cynd: About...more than a million online and out.
Ally: Exactly.
cynd: But,you're always proved wrong!Hey,maybe if you dance,like Blu did with Jewel in Rio!Nah,my favorite was the one who played will.i.am.The romance cr@p embarassed me.I HAVE NO IDEA WHY! "Show everyone how you go!Drop it,drop it,drop it low!" <-- My favorite line,WOOHOO! Ally: Ummm...okay,then.I can't dance,cynd,and IDON'T WANT TO!
cynd: I have a question: Why do the guys ALWAYS get the girls?
Ally: Cuz they're guys.
cynd: ...True.Well,some guys don't,right?How does that happen?
Ally: The girl doesn't feel affection for the guy.
cynd: THEN WE HAVE GOT TO MAKE LOSI FEEL FOR YOU!Or you feel for him.Whatever it takes.I want what I want,and I'm going to get it!
Ally: *face/paw* I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T SEE WHERE THIS WAS GOING!

Losi: @cynd's characters: Oww! huh? Wait what?!?
@CL's characters: ...wow, that's Dusk. No wonder his name is so unoriginal...
Aretis: *snickers* ooh...good one Losi.
Me: well, he's not completely useless. Probably more like Wobbuffet from Team Rocket.

Dusk: Amusing (sarcasm). *punches Aretis in the face in the style of the Mini Legendary Pokemon (basically he punched as hard as Mewka)*
CL: When did YOU learn that style?
Dusk: I'm the one who made it, dumbass.
CL: No, that was Mewka and Lacy. They HATE you.
Dusk: I still have eyes! I watched them train Eve and sh-t.
Curly: JUST KILL HIM!
Fang: You dumbass of a Quilaceon! Do you WANT your eyes to be plucked out and eaten?
Dusk: No It would DEFINITELY be his brain for an appetizer, very small and a perfect starter. Next would some his legs as an entree and with his eyes as a SIDE DISH, and a glass of his blood. For dessert I'd go with the ribs. Ribs are great. Who gives a damn about dessert food? I LIKE RIBS!!!
CL: I feel disgusting for making this character. *pulls out pistol and promptly shoots Dusk through the head* Done.

Losi: Hey! I was gonna do that! Oh wait...he's ghost...riiight. *uses Blue Flare with almost the same power as a Reshiram*
Aretis: *acting like he wasn't hit at all* Hey, the Quilaceon said it, not me. Though that still was amusing. *snickers*
Me: I is happy today
Aretis: Really? You're never happy!
Me: Shush, stop ruining my happiness.

CL: Who are you and what have you done to D-o!?
Dusk: Ow my head ... HOLY SHI- *gets blasted back by Blue Flare* Ouch? *gets back up*
Curly: *hiding behind CL*
Fang: *hiding behind Curly*
Fern: *hiding behind Fang*
CL: Why are you three here? GO HELP LOSI!!
Curly: B-But Dusk is DANGEROUS!
Fern: He just survived a shot to the head AND Blue Flare with extra Quilaceon power!!!
Fang: He just creeps me out. ._.

Losi: >.>||| darn...there goes my backup plan...
Me: ...umm, I'm D-o. I is happy because I is learning new way to institute pain and torture!
Aretis: Can I learn?
Me: No.
Aretis: But...
Me: Hominoids only. Plus, I don't think it's that great compared to your...stuff...
Aretis: Oh.
Losi: A little help! *uses Ice Burn and throws dry ice on Dusk*