darkSpyro

Me: Well, that's not my fault.
Losi:
Aretis: *yawn*

Eve: I blame ... uh ... who do I have to blame??
CL: Yourself.
Eve: ... riiiiiiight.
Lacy: *is outraged* LOSI!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME IN THE RP!?!?!
CL: That's why.
Lacy: But I was being nice! I was, I was, I was!!
Mewka: MOON-KUN!!!! *cuddles plushie ... alone ....*

cynd: CL,you didn't read that Ally saved 'em all except for Losi?I loved writing it!
Fern: Your last post sucked.
cynd: I was all nervous,that's why.
Skyburst: So,where is Ally going to go?
cynd: Far away from Losi.She doesn't want him to know and then to end up hatin' her.

CL: I did! I did! D:
Mewka: *grabs cynd by the collar and shakes her* WHERE IS MY MOON-KUN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lace: Get. Her. Moon.
Flare: .... please don't let Skyburst be like that. *poofs out*
Ivy: *epic sweat drop*
Bramble: ... Wow, you guys are crazy.
Spyder: Be more violent. I'm bored.

Losi: Uh...wait...don't I already hate Ally?
Me: No...you kinda got over that...
Losi: right...
Me: Decision time!
Aretis: *laughing*

Eve: Make up your minds already!
CL: Oh, you're one to talk.
Eve: ... what exactly are you saying?
CL: You can barely decide if you like the idea of being a ghost or not, and you're harassing them about love.
Ivy: ... well ... this is awkward ...

cynd: *remains calm* Ummmm...he's...I have no flippin' clue,really.I think someone killed him.
Ally of cynd's characters: OH,ARCEUS!
cynd: I'm just joking,guys!
Ally: Whew!Geez,cynd!You could've killed us all!
cynd: ...I thought you walked away.
Ally: I'm better than that.
cynd: *nods slowly* Yes,you are.And whatdaya mean,Flare?You like him as an idiot?No way!That isn't gonna be!

Flare: *poofs back* Please don't make him like Mewka.
Mewka: WHERE'S MY MOON-KUN!?!?!?
Lacy: Seriously, where is that furball?
Ivy: ... I feel unloved.
CL: Yeah, according to the guy you like, it's going to stay that way.
Ivy: *super sad face* *gives adorable chibi pleading expression*
CL: Nononononono! Give that to Skyburst, not ME!
Ivy: No, that would be embarrassing!
Flare: Ivy, why the HELL do you like Skyburst.
Ivy: He's like my opposite: Made to kill and easily enraged. I'm calm and like to help others. Balance!
Flare & CL: *face/palm* you are your stupid spiritual crap!

cynd: Also,he can be an idiot.A huge idiot.
Skyburst: Meh.
cynd: Like I said.
Skyburst: But see,Flare is easily enraged too!And,she's half fire!I'm half fire.
cynd: Your point?
Skyburst: What?
cynd: Dude.
Fern: Have you figured out what guy you like,Flare?
cynd: Don't ask her that!Hey,I just saw Hold The Phione!!A Phione sees Buneary and says he likes her.Then,a little while later,Buneary says that if Phione beats her in a battle,she will go on a date with him.In the end,Buneary wins.Mostly cuz Piplup blocked Phione's Ice Beam when Buneary was confused.
Skyburst: I HAVE TO DEFEAT FLARE!? D:
cynd: Apparently.

Flare: heheheh ... this will be fun. If you win, I'll accept your offer and be your girlfriend. If I win, you're dating Ivy.
Ivy: This doesn't feel ri-
CL: IT'S A PERFECT PLAN! SHUT UP!
Ivy: eep! *hides*
Flare: Battle stances!
CL: *hides in bomb shelter*

Me: nice cynd I saw that episode....a looong time ago. that was hilarious. Oh, btw, Piplup apparently glomps Pikachu with hearts everywhere in a few of those episodes. It was the awkwardest moments in pokemon history.
Losi: Okay...time to get in emotional state!
Aretis: That's not something to be proud of.
Losi: What? At least I get-
Aretis: *whaps Losi*
Losi: Oww! Why does everyone do that.
Me: Because you make yourself look like a fool if you say stuff like that.
Losi: Pooh.

Ivy: *epic sweat drop*
CL: I remember seeing that episode a very long time ago.
Flare: Isn't Ash's Pikachu a guy?
CL: Yeah.
Flare: Is Piplup a guy or a girl!?
CL: I have no idea.

cynd: You think a guy would say "Piplup" so sweetly and cutely?
Ally: cynd thinks all of Dawn's Pokemon: Ambipom,Buneary,Piplup,Pacharisu,and Mamoswine are all female.Except for Mamoswine.
cynd: Correct!Now,I loved the episode where Staravia finally evolved!Into a Staraptor!WOOHOOO!Except for Paul the b-tch ruined it all! I angry at him!
Skyburst: I'm going to regret this...
cynd: Don't worry,the power of Pat shall be all you need!*pats Skyburst's head*
Skyburst: cynd,that's really stupid.
cynd: DO NOT THINK LOWLY OF THE POWER OF PAT!
Skyburst: Fine!Sheesh,cynd!

Me: ...Piplup is a boy...
Losi: <,<
Aretis: *rofl*
Edit:
Me: Paul is amazing. He's like the only sensible character now...
Aretis: Tobias is better.
Me: True, true, but he's cheap. He uses legendaries.
Losi: I like the minstrel guy with the Mew harp.
Me: Er...sure...he was cool as well...

cynd: WHAAAT!?NO WAY!*blows up twenty Piplup* I'M DONE WITH YOU LITTLE B@STARDS!
Fern: Noooo!Oh,poor Piplup!
Skyburst: Oyyyy!

Me: Good. I hate Piplup anyway. Stupid demented penguin...
Losi: What's that?
Aretis: It's a-
Me: Shh...
Aretis: oh, right...
Losi: Huh?

Flare: ... this is a very stupid conversation. VIOLENCE TIME! *blasts a green Flamethrower*
CL: ... *just sitting there, looking bored*
Ivy: *starting to doze off*
Curly: ... *poofs out*
Fern: Curly, wait up! *poofs out*

Losi: Hey! *poofs after Curly and Fern*
Me: *facepalm*
Aretis: ...I'll get a soda...

CL: ... That was a baaaad idea ... o_o
Ivy: why?
CL: Curly isn't very comfortable around a lot of people ... sometimes gets a bit carried away when getting Pokemon to leave. Her cave is THAT cozy: you don't want to ever get out. Well, except for Fern. Fern is different.

Curly: *is in her cave with Fern, randomly making Poffins*
Fern: Damn it, Curly, you're messing me up!
Curly: I'm on my own side of the kitche- *notices Losi*
Fern: What? ohhh ... Well ...
Curly: What are you doing here!?
Fern: I'm outta here! *zips off*

Losi: Uh...Hi! *waves a little shyly*
Aretis: Should've guessed...
Me: *shrug* oh well...

CL: Don't expect him back anytime soon. ... wait ... HALLELUJAH!!

Curly: *face/paw* Just make yourself at home ... have some poffins. *gives bowl of poffins to Losi* Please don't bug me. I'll be busy. *walks down small tunnel*
Fern: *poofs in and steals a few poffins* shhh! *poofs out*

Losi: *eats a poffin* *spits it out then hides it* *throws it away secretly* Er..yummy! *bubble question mark appears over Losi*

Me: I think I'll just watch this.
Aretis: Agreed.

CL: *turns on television showing Curly's main cave* There. Wait ... he just refused to eat a POFFIN!?!? WHAT!?!?
Flare: There's is something wrong with him!
CL: Shh!

Losi: *curiously walks into small tunnel Curly walked into*
Me: *facepalm* dangit Losi! Can't you follow ANY orders
Aretis: apparently not...

CL: NONONONONONONO!!! That's- oh sh-t ...
Flare: What?
CL: That's where Curly's underground lake is. So I assume she's ...
Flare: she has an underground lake?
CL: *face/palm* That's not the point!
Flare: Okay ... should I go rescue Losi?
CL: .... nope.

Me: CL, does Curly have like a door or anything. Maybe a screen of leaves...
Aretis: *laughing* oh gosh this is going to be good! I'll get the popcorn! *races off and returns a minute later*

Losi: *padding silently* I wonder what Curly's doing...

CL: Well, there is a rock she rolls over the entrance ... but considering it's Losi, he'll probably just break it.

Curly: Dear Arceus, why won't people leave me alone? *carefully wades into water* Cold ... just the way an ice-type likes it.

Me: You're probably right. Just wondering though, does this rock by any chance have a sign or something to tell Losi that he's going...somewhere?
Aretis: *eats popcorn* *hands popcorn to CL* Popcorn?

Losi: *sees a rock at the dead end* *hears water on the other side* Ahh, water. Maybe I can wash my mouth now. That bread thingy was gross...

CL: Nope! *takes some popcorn*
Flare: This scene will probably go a little like this.
CL: pff!

Me: Haha, that's hilarious. Hmm, maybe Losi would add a twist...
Aretis: *rofl* Heehee!

Losi: *moves rock and pads inside* Uh Curly? Mind if I have a-

CL: Oh, sh-t! He DID go in!!

Curly: LOSI!? I told you NOT to bug me! *covers body with tail* look away!

Losi: *quickly turns away* Sorry! I smelled water and I needed a drink! Man she's so...

Curly: *quickly dives into the water* Dear Arceus! Why did you follow me!? I TOLD you not to bug me!

Losi: I wasn't bugging! *tries to move rock* I merely needed a dri-- *hits unstable rock and cave caves in* Gyaah! *runs away from falling rocks and jumps into water*

Curly: You really are stupid sometimes. Why the HELL were you rolling the rock into unstable rocks!?

Losi: I don't know! I was trying to open it! *finds out he rolled it the wrong way* ....oh o.o"

Me:
Aretis: *eating popcorn*

Losi: okaay...*tries not to look at Curly* so....is there, another way out? *drinks some of the water happily*

CL: He's such an IDIOT! ... or really bad at excuses.

Curly: *face/paw* Yeah. Up there. *points at a small tunnel a few feet above the lake* Just take that stairca- *notices that the staircase was those unstable rocks* *EPIC face/paw*

Me: Yeah, but, thats why it's fun to mess with him...
Aretis: Hahahaaaa he did it! This is soo funny!


Losi: So...now what...*turns to look at Curly* *wading in water*

Curly: Hermmm ... I suppose we can do this ... *jumps out of water* Right, so the rock can go over here ... *shoves rock over to broken staircase* uh ... no, too high ...

CL: Well ... this is awkward.

Losi: *staring at Curly move rocks*

Me: *facepalm* Aretis...
Aretis: On it! *waves hand*

Losi: *rock hits Losi and jerks him back to existance* Er...*tries to help Curly with the rocks. Can't help keep glancing at her*

Curly: This isn't working! And damn it, quit doing that!!

CL: Please don't start fighting, please don't start fighting!
Flare: Why not?
CL: It's bring images of that manga to mind.
Flare: I hate you.

Curly: Anyway ... Do you have any bright ideas OTHER than staring at me!?

Losi: *shakes head* Umm no other than maybe making a crack in the wall, then throwing water into it, and freezing it so the crack widens, then crack the ice, throw more water, freeze it, widen crack more...ect. ect. *still staring at Curly's face*

Me: Yaaay! Losi knows science!
Aretis: at least he's good for something.

Curly: Well, I have NO better ideas. Let's get started.

CL: He's not a complete idiot after all.

Me: Actually...he's probably still an idiot...
Aretis: *sigh* how true...

Losi: Er...find any cracks? *looks at solid flat wall and keeps glancing at Curly*

CL: There we go. Back to the old Losi!

Curly: hmmm .... *rolls the rock into the wall next to Losi* Just made one.

Losi: *keeps staring at Curly* *sloshes water on crack*

Me:
Aretis: *gives look of 'I told you so' to everyone*

Curly: Damn it, focus!! *freezes his paws*

CL:

Losi: Yikes! *freezes water in crack. Water widens, widening crack* *glances at Curly*


Me: *facepalm*
Aretis: *rofl*

Curly: *slaps Losi across the face* Quit that! It's getting irritating! *fills crack with water and freezes said water*

CL: Pffff!!
Flare:

Losi: Ow! Sorry! *repeats process again and again* *eyes wandering*

Me: *shakes head sighing*
Aretis: