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I wasn't surprised that Corrin threw me into the water. Well she threw everyone else into the water, and thankfully Minato changed before he was thrown back in.

"Yay! You're wearing the trunks I got you!"

"You never got me these..."

Viridi: GAH! *Can barely stand in the water* *Tries to walk back to shore*

Ryuk: *Floats up before he hits the water*

Falco: Why? *puts his mask back on and gets out of the water*

Phosphora: *does the same as Ryuk* I thought we established you guys weren't getting electrocuted?

Dark Pit: *pretty much just sinks, though he struggles*

Pit: *lands super close to shore* Pittoo!

(Ehh, I need to get a shower. Be back soonish.)

(You're going too fast!)

A body washes up on the beach because reasons. Its a girl. She has an old fashioned brown dress and brown hair in a plait

Viridi: *Reaches the shore* Who is that?

(True)

Corrin: Rr? *runs over to body* Rrawr. *Nudges body*

Dark Pit: *practically drags himself onto the beach* Ugh, stupid dragon. *sees body* Who's that?

Pit: Huh? Is that a human?

Robin: Hmm... weird...

Viridi: Great. Just what I needed, yet another STUPID human.

???: I wake up and look around to see... a bunch of things. "H-Hello? Are you lot friendly?". I try to back away but I fall over.

Viridi: No. I'm here to kill you, actually.

Dark Pit: *rolls eyes* She can't kill you unless she makes me do it.

???: "Oh Lord, Oh Lord, Oh Lord..." I create a big flash of light from my hands

Dark Pit: Aaand look what you did. Good job, Viridi. *sarcasm everywhere*

Falco: We're not evil, are you a friend of Peristeri's?

Viridi: Hey! Maybe I will make you kill her now, whatever she just did wasn't friendly! And no, don't talk to it, we don't know what she is!

???: "Did you say Peristeri? THEY said that name too!" I look at Viridi "DO NOT KILL ME"

Viridi: I can't do anything. It's Dark Pit you should be afraid of. And yes, we said him. Why?

David: Wow, she's hot!
Falco: Viridi, don't kill her, we need to talk to her though

Viridi: I already said I can't do anything! But I'm not talking to her.

Mollie: Little brother, we don't even know her age because I'm 16 and your 12.
Fox: Okay
Falco: What's your name?

???: "Uhhhh... I'm Una. I'm 14"

Falco: Una, I'm Falco

Una: "Do not take me back there... Spare me..." I fall to the ground

Falco: We'll spare your life because you're gonna be necessary to the team

Fox: *doesn't notice he has no shirt on*

Viridi: What? I don't want to spare her! What if she's some mass murderer or something?

Falco: We won't know unless we talk to her.

Viridi: Well, let's just kill her to be safe!

Dark Pit: *eyeroll* We don't seem to need to. *looks at Una* Though if you get annoying, I won't hesitate to slit your throat.

Viridi: But what if she's just in disguise or something? What do we do when we're all already dead!

Falco: Quit judging her so quickly

Viridi: You'd be saying the same thing as me if you've been in as many wars as I have.

Dark Pit: Most of us can fight, if it comes to that. If she tries to run I'll just shoot her.

Falco: Okay

Viridi: *Pauses* Fine. But if she kills someone, know that I warned you.

Falco: Okay
Fox: *sits*

"She won't kill anyone, not under my watch!" Minako shouted.

Mollie and David: *plays*
Fox: *lays down*
Falco: Yeah

Viridi: Keep telling yourself that.

Una: "So you are not going to kill me or take me back to the castle?"

"Castle? What castle?" I asked.

Una: "The castle across the sea" I point towards the ocean

Minako: "Hmm.... I don't see it.... Is it invisible?!"

Una: "must be just far away!"

Viridi: I don't see anything.

Dark Pit: *eyeroll* Didn't she just say it's far away?

Viridi: So? It shouldn't be that far if she just...washed up without dying.

Minato: "We're not killing her."

Falco: Yeah

Dark Pit: I'm not going to, and that's the only way Viridi can get her killed. *rolls eyes*