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Ryuk: It's almost exactly the same, the different lands, the staircases, the attackers. But that's the thing about it. If it was DIO again, he'd be smart enough to change it up. Whoever we're dealing with...he/she's much more dangerous then DIO was.

Minato: Man... that guy sounds like a sadist...

Falco: I agree

Dark Pit: I'll admit, he was... unpleasant, from what I saw. I'm glad I didn't have to deal with him any longer than I did.

Phosphora: Yeah.

Minato: .... Was he blonde?

Ryuk: Did you even fight him, Dark Pit? And how should I know, I wasn't paying attention.

Corrin: I think so.

Dark Pit: Yes, I did! You saw me! Viridi yelled at me, too! Something like *surprisingly really good Viridi impression* "PITTOO YOU IDIOT SHOOT THE ARROW!"

Minato: Hm...

Ryuk: She did, didn't she? And...why do you have such a good impression of her?

(GOD I'm an idiot (or tired) I thought that said Viridi (I think I'm tired) I'll edit that post slightly.)

Dark Pit: *shrugs* I don't know. I guess that stupid mirror decided to reverse Pit's horrible impressions.

Ryuk: It reversed the wrong things then. Anyway, we should get going.

Falco: That fight was pretty hard

Dark Pit: You do realize Viridi is still asleep, and I think Peristeri is too. And Robin.

Yu: Sounds like it. Adachi-san told me all about it. He said you guys were seriously struggling until Minato and someone else showed up.

Ryuk: Peristeri left a few hours ago. And I'm aware they're asleep. I just think somebody should wake them up! And they probably were, but... I wasn't really paying attention.

Corrin: Minako! It was Minako! I think? Yeah, definitely.

Dark Pit: Well I'm not waking them up. Robin has lightning magic and Viridi... is Viridi.

Minato: ...... what...?

Ryuk: Viridi can't do anything anyway! And I know, that's why I want you to! I want to see some fighting!

David: *sets a alarm clock by Viridi and it plays Bring Me To Life by Evanescence*

Viridi: *Wakes up* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLES AND WAKING ME UP!

Yu: Again it wasn't our faults.

Minato: .....

David: *laughs*
Mollie: *facepalms*
Falco: *facepalms*

Dark Pit: Ugh, shut that off!

Corrin: *dances*

Phosphora: *floats casually over to Ryuk and holds out popcorn* Popcorn?

(AGH NINJAS I HATE YOU ALL)

Viridi: *Hits alarm clock* OW! WHY DIDN'T IT BREAK!

Ryuk: Me too. I wish someone would just...do something.

Falco: *slashes the alarm clock with his dagger*

Yu: This may take awhile....

Minato: .....

("I wonder how many ninjas THIS time?"
Me posting from my 3DS)

Dark Pit: *smashes alarm clock with Silver Bow*

(um Falco already slashed the alarm clock with his daggers)
David: *barfs and eats his own barf*

Viridi: That...is disgusting. Wi(e)ll you all be quiet now?

{A lot apparently. Why didn't you take my iPad?}

Yu: Yeah sure.

Minato: ....

Yu: Hey... are you ok?

Falco: Okay.*facepalms*
Mollie: Stop it David, let's not piss off Dad.

(Pokemon, my 3DS hates loading, and therefore you became a ninja.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT AND BESIDES MY 3DS IS EASIER TO SNEAK AROUND SINCE IT'S SMALL)

Dark Pit: I don't see how Robin slept through all this...

Mollie: *sneaks phone out of her dad's pocket*

Viridi: I don't either. But I'm going to sleep through it now. *Lies down again*

Ryuk: You're kidding, right?

Viridi: Nope.

{WHY WOULD I BRING IT? IT'S WHEREVER YOU LEFT IT! AND JUST STICK IT IN THE WALL OR SOMETHING AND GET IT WHEN YOU WANT IT!}

Minato: M...... Minako.... was there......?

Falco: Yes Minako was in the cage as well with us

(...
How does one stick an iPad in the wall?)

Corrin: Yep!

(Please no ninjas)

Minato: And.... that means... she'll....... be..... here....?

{You make a hole and buy a poster. It works.}

Ryuk: Who?

Falco: Possibly

Corrin: I dunno. Pineapple, Henry, Anna, and Lucina were in the cage and they're not here.

(Edited that sentence. Luci is a nickname that I can't remember if it's used in-game or not but I like it. I forgot who was speaking- Corrin's from Hoshido, not Ylisse, and no one used that name in the cage.)

Minato: OKAY! EVERYONE UP!

Yu: Oh no....

Ryuk: True. Maybe you were chosen at random. And...why?

Viridi: I am not getting up.

Falco: And Peppy, Slippy, Katt, Krystal, Mangle, Adventure Puppet, Nightmarionne, Sans, Funtime Freddy, Phantom Freddy, Nightmare Mangle, Spyro, Cynder and Dark Falco were in the cage as well and they're not here

Minato: You better get up or I'll burn you alive!!!

Yu: Calm down!

Robin: AHHH! *jumps* What's happening? Are we under attack?

Falco and his kids jump
Fox jumps
Wolfgang jumps
Toy Chica jumps

Viridi: *Jumps up* WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? CAN'T A GODDESS GET SOME SLEEP?

Ryuk: No, Robin, we're not.

Minato: We're going north and we're traveling fast! LET'S GO!

Yu: ....

Robin: *sighs* So why are we going this way?

(FRICKING NINJA)