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Jade : *sob* I'm so getting scalped!
Rock : I hear you...
Painted Eyes : Well, if we get scalped, we'll get scalped together
: Hey, don't get all soft on us. Because of YOU, I'M GETTING SCALPED!
: Yeah! You tell him!
Red Lipped : Think blue lipped thoughts, blue lipped thoughts...
*scalper walks in with 3 kids*
Scalper: Kids! Fan out and buy any rare Skylanders you find!
*kids run around electronics isle*
GITD : NO! NOOOOOO!
*kid grabs GITD and runs away*
GITD : I'M GETTING SCALPED! HEEEELP!
: I'm soooo glad I'm not a variant...
*Scalper notices on shelf:
Scalper: Hey... is that a blotch of red on your hand?
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Skylanders! The amazing new video game where toys come to life! And get re-sold for 10x the original price...

"Skylanders! The amazing new video game where toys come to life! And get re-sold for 10x the original price... "

bahaha Soooo true.

I swear I hope I get to voice all those tag lines. They are my favouritest thing about these~

Quote: Sparx dragonfly

Ok I'll help the other Sparx tomorrow
Should we do for next commercial script a boy buying Skylanders in a shop? My idea is name the shop Boy's Toys, I'll make the commercial script when what we're doing now is finished

s2 Hey guys look
what
S2 SCALPER!
WHAT!
S2 Nevermind its a kid (the kid is me)
Me:Cool! Series 2 bash! mom can i have it?
Mom:yes
Me:Yay
Grabs bash and legandary 3 pack
At checkout
i look at a basket behind the cash regsiter
Legandary stealth elf!
mom can i have it
Mom:yes i will ask
10 mintues later in car
wow nice car!
Others Aw man
Skylanders the new game where toys come to life--and sometimes are not bought

Oh really? That sucks then. Those are my fav thing about these and I guess that means I get basically no lines to say -__- le sigh. Excitement for nothing ha ha

lol. seems funny enough.

Can't wait to see it and I can't wait to help (if I can) with whatever the next one we're doing!

Quote: WUMBOSIMPSON

Oh, was that your final? I thought it was a sample, but it was nice enough. I'm guessing you are 11 or 12?

14......

Skylanders! The amazing new video game where toys come to life!....And are sometimes bought and resold on Ebay for about 3.1415926579 million times the price...

^ You mean 3.1415926535897932384 times the price. That's as much of Pi as I know.

In the main display....

: So what happened to sprocket?

: Some girl bought her. She had an accent.

: what's it like, ya know, being wanted?

: not good. Scalpers buy ya. I've been in the hands of 6 different kids, for only a matter of time!

: you know you have stump smash's name tag, right?

: yeah. Not a big deal IMO.

: ya know what I really hate? People who think Cherry lip chill is worth 5,000,000 dollars!

: FINALLY! SOME ONE WHO AGREES WITH ME!

: YES!

*scalper kids come*

: My time's up.

:bm:: Bye....

*kid gets flashwing*

: bye.....

*kid sees boomer*

Kid: AN UNREPOSED!

*kid buys boomer*

: YES! I'M GOING HOME!

Meanwhile in the electronics:

Gnarly : It's a small world.

:gg:: The only person who could afford you is a SCALPER!

*kid comes and sees them both*

Kid: More rares....

*kid gets gnarly bundle and gill grunt*

:gg:: SEE?

Gnarly: We both went home.

*kid goes to scalper*

Kid: dad, I got some rares.

*scalper family drives away*

: Wait, I'm being scalped?

: NONONONONONONONONO

:gg: hey, not that bad

Gnarly: WHYYYYY

Back at the other scalper's house

*scalper makes an eBay listing*

: What does it say?

: it says.... New super rare NIB painted eye tree rex 3ds starter kit not gold Silver gnarly stone

: Price?

: 300 dollars.

: nobody's ever gonna buy us at that price!

:cy:: *sniffle* W-We're Never gonna get played with!

: we're done for!

Scalper: Aaaand send. Auction set! Let the bids begin...

: did you see when it ended?

: two months from now.

:cy:: *sniffle* we're never getting played with.

In some mom's car...

: We're going home!

:sunburn:: Yeah!

Mom: you better be thankful that Grammy got you a gift card....

Kid: okay. What did you say about the starter kit?

Mom: scalper took it.

Kid: darn.

In another car....

:gg:: we're to the house!

Gnarly: who's gonna get sold first?

Scalper: I'm home! And I got Robert some new skylanders....

:gg: Gnarly : YES!!!!

*scalper pulls gill grunt out of bag*

:gg:: Seeya, suckers!

*kid plays with gill grunt*

Scalper: now, for you guys....

*scalper makes eBay listing for flashwing error*

Scalper: buy it now.... At 110 dollars!

*scalper posts listing, then stuffs flashwing error in box with no address*

: He's a pre-boxer!

*scalper makes eBay listing for gnarly*

Gnarly: why no game?

*scalper rips open gnarly box and takes him out with card and sticker*

Gnarly: AHHHHHH!

Scalper: and done. Price....$ 70.00

: now me....

In the mom car...

Kid: and that's the story of how skylanders feel when they get scalped.

Mom: so beautiful. But what about the Wii version?

Kid: there's a bundle, but it costs a lot of money!

Mom: let's find that scalper who took the starter kit and get it!

At the house of 3despairs.....

: 6281 seconds.... 6282 seconds...

:cy:: I'd rather live in Barbie land then be here!

*a car crashes through the wall*

:cy:: WTF?

Scalper: WHAT?

*car crushes scalper*

Kid: skylanders, you're coming with us!

:cy: : YAAAAAAAY!

*kid takes skylanders and gets in car*

Kid: there's another scalper next door to us!

Mom: LET'S GO HOME!

: I'm being bought! YAAAAY

:cy:: WE'RE GONNA GET PLAYED WITH! WE'RE GONNA GET PLAYED WITH!

*car drives away*

In the other house.....

Gnarly: I'm getting sold. Alone.

: what happened?

Scalper: I'll give you and Cynder to Chewy.

: Chewy? CHEWBACCA!

*scalper throws jet vac downstairs*

: oh noes.

*a big hairy dog picks up jet vac and chews on him*

: I remember a lot. I was first placed on the shelves a year ago. I've been tossed around for ages. I never thought I'd end my travels this way.

: GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX!

Scalper: somebody bought out special flashwing!

*scalper puts address on box and puts it outside*

Gnarly: NOOOOO!

: well, this is it.

*mail truck pulls up*

:gg:: there she goes.

:br:: poor variant.

*another car pulls up*

:gg:: another one? Trust me, TRU ships at messed up times. One time a Camo came in at 3:00 am! He sold for 50.00

:br:: how could you support this?

:gg:: because this is how he pays! Now DEAL WITH IT!

:br:: I hope chewy ****s you up big time!

Gnarly: yeah!

*kid runs in*

Kid: Let's save the skylanders!

*kid grabs Gnarly and Wii, S2 Ignitor, Sprocket, S2 sonic boom, and pop fizz*

:br:: I guess it's the end for me.

Kid: BOOMER! I've been looking everywhere for him!

*kid picks up boomer and hugs him*

:br:: I knew this day would come! I KNEW IT! I'M GETTING PLAYED WITH! I'M GOING HOME!

*kid sees eaten jet vac*

Kid: I'll save him!

*kid grabs jet vac*

: he wants me! I'm getting played with!

*kid gets in car with skylanders and drives home*

At the kid's house....

Kid: Sister, here's that Cynder you wanted!

Sister: it's a Cynder! Let's fix up that error and play with you!

:cy:: YEAH!

kid: let's play boomer!

*kid and sister play with Boomer and Cynder*

Announcer: you can start you adventure with the starter kit or continue it with the portal owner kit! Also get the Wii bundle with exclusive gnarly tree Rex!

Back at the store....

: hello? Anyone

NOW FOR THE TARGET CHRONICLES

Then the Warriors of Walmart
Followed by Kmart stories

Dammit peeps, we have a script! Stop the submissions! Now, actors, please voice your lines and send them to the gmail I will PM you. And Matteo, remember the dog bit. We'll handle the rest.

Here's how I put it- I can imagine how funny it will be in a video! LOLx4579

Yay parody coming soon... oh dammit my phones gonna die soon.

THE TARGET CHRONICLES
GraNTINE On a self no kids wait
what
Scalper;Looks at all skylanders
Granine SCALPER
S2 got put out early
Scalper:S2 Spyro that chould sell
write the rest

Quote: SPARXisAWESOME

Don't forget TRU, but I can't think of a cool name for that

The Grandeur of ToysRUs.

Edited....

Title:
*drumroll*
Skylanders: Boomer's Big Break!



It's a WIP. It's gonna get sad soon.

what about the
GAMESTOP ADVENTURES

Camo: we're gonna get to see giants!

*TRU employee walks over*

Camo: Huh?

*Employee takes rack of SSA down*

Warnado: AHHHHHHH

Voodood: WAIT! NO!

Eruptor: BOOMER! SAVE YOURSE

*TRU guy takes down more SSA*

Camo: It looks like we won't see giants!

*TRU guy picks up Camo and Boomer*

TRU guy: I'll keep Camo for my son.

Camo: YES!!!!

TRU guy: oh boomer.... I'll keep ya on the rack.

*TRU guy puts boomer on the rack with new Zook and Chill*

Boomer: So, you guys must be new!

Zook: I'm rock!

Chill: Ooh!

Boomer: let's hit the hay. You guys have a big day tomarrow.

*all 3 freeze up*

Okay, try and get your lines in guys. Also, PLEASE stop spamming your scripts!

Oakay

Quote: SPARXisAWESOME

^funny .
NOOOOOOWWWWWWW. TOPIC REVIVE GO!

Must.... Revive.... topic.

I updated the first parody

FANFICS

Dammit, Zap, the lines! All of you guys too!

Quote: ZapNorris

Well here eet goes


Skylanders! The all new video game where toys want your love

*zoom in on shelf*

*pan on lonely boomer, rocking his packaging back and forth*

October 16th, 2011

Boomer: Why is nobody buying me? I'm a skylander too!

Whirlwind: you're ugly.

Voodood: you're weak!

Eruptor: You're an element everyone has!

*all 3 laugh*

Boomer: ugh.... I guess I'll stay down here.

*boomer knocks packaging down to bottom*

Boomer: untill I'm needed, I'll be waiting right......here.

One year later.......

*zoom in back room of a TRU*

*pan in on giants 3DS starter kit*

Tree Rex: hey guys....

Punch Pop Fizz: Heya! You must be a GIANT! I heard ya light up!

Tree Rex: about that...... My eyes were painted over. A factory error. The only people who would want us are scalpers.

Cynder: don't worry! We're not angry! In fact, I'm sure there's a kid out there who would LOVE us!

Tree Rex: Let's be friends!

Punch Pop Fizz: YEAH!

4 days later.....

*pan on boomer, on bottom of display*

Boomer: the're changing it!

Camo: Aww yeah! New guys!

*zoom in on 100 other SSA toys, celebreating*

Camo: we're gonna get to see giants!

*TRU employee walks over*

Camo: Huh?

*Employee takes rack of SSA down*

Warnado: AHHHHHHH

Voodood: WAIT! NO!

Eruptor: BOOMER! SAVE YOURSE

*TRU guy takes down more SSA*

Camo: It looks like we won't see giants!

*TRU guy picks up Camo and Boomer*

TRU guy: I'll keep Camo for my son.

Camo: YES!!!!

TRU guy: oh boomer.... I'll keep ya on the rack.

*TRU guy puts boomer on the rack with new Zook and Chill*

Boomer: So, you guys must be new!

Zook: I'm rock!

Chill: Ooh!

Boomer: let's hit the hay. You guys have a big day tomarrow.

*all 3 freeze up*

Hope you like it

Quote: ZapNorris

New part

Meanwhile.....

*TRU guy takes out starter kits*

Cynder: I'm so excited!

Punch Pop Fizz: I can't wait to see the looks on all the kid's faces when they see us!

Tree Rex: the're putting us in front!

Cynder: WOO-HOO!

Tree Rex: Let's freeze up.

*all 3 freeze up*

Quote: ZapNorris

In the electronics.....

*zoom in on sunburn*

Sunburn: they didn't take me down!

*bouncer gets put on shelf*

Bouncer: hey!

Sunburn: hi! You're new!

Bouncer: yeah! Not a legendary though... That's the one the kids want...

Sunburn: don't worry! There's a kid for every skylander!

Bouncer: what about you?

Sunburn: sadly, not yet.

Bouncer: well if one of us gets bought, we'll get bought together.

*bouncer hooks the two peg hooks together*

Bouncer: now we can stay together

Sunburn: YAAAAAAAAY

*both freeze up*

The next day...

Toysrus store 2298
7:56 am
October 21st, 2012

Terrafin: c'mon fools! The kids are coming!

*zoom in to main display, skylanders rushing to get ready*

Cynder: I can't believe it's only four minutes untill WE GET BOUGHT!

Tree Rex: okay guys.... Is the portal okay?

Punch Pop Fizz: YES!

Tree Rex: game secure?

Cynder: YEEEEESSSSSS!

Terrafin: doors open in 3....2.....1....

*doors open*

Boomer: here they come.....

*kids and adults run through the doors*

Fright Rider: TTTAAAAAALLLLLYYYYY HHHHHHOOOOOO

*kids run to the display*

More coming soon.

Quote: ZapNorris

Good to hear!


*kids run to the display*

Cynder: OMG!!!!!

*kid picks up kit*

Kid: eeeew painted eyes

*kid tosses kit into the air*

Cynder: AHHHHHH

Tree Rex: WHAT?!?!

*kit lands in girls isle*

Boomer: c'mon, buy me.....

*boomer watches as many toys are plucked from the shelves*

Fright Rider: I'm going home!

Chill: what about us?

Zook: Ya man!

Boomer: well, Zook, most likely you will go home. But not to a kid.

Chill: to who?

Boomer: a scalper.

Zook: what's that man?

Boomer: it started last year. Christmas came and nearly all of us were gone. I had to sit through the entire thing. Scalpers were the people who bought us just to sell us.

Chill: for how much?

Boomer: 10X original store price.

Zook: but why me?

Chill: you're a rock variant!

Zook: uh oh.

*zook points to a man approaching the display*

Quote: ZapNorris

Boomer: save yourself!

*man searches through isle and picks up rock zook*

Zook: AHHHHHHH!

Chill: NO!

Boomer: look!

*boomer points to a rock whirlwind 3 pack*

*pan on trigger happy and pop fizz yelling at rock whirlwind*

I haven't finished this part yet.

Quote: ZapNorris

*zoom in on trigger happy and pop fizz yelling at whirlwind*

Trigger Happy: WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE PACKAGED WITH YOU?

Pop Fizz: BECAUSE OF YOU, WE'RE GETTING SCALPED!

Trigger Happy: NOBODY WILL EVER PLAY WITH US!

Pop Fizz: WE DON'T LIKE YOU!

Trigger Happy: SUCK MY MACHINE GUN!

Whirlwind: *sob* I-It's not my fault! *sniffle* I-I-It was the guy who packaged us!

Pop Fizz: and he just HAD to package us, perfectly good skylanders, with you STUPID VARIANT!!!!

Quote: ZapNorris

Whirlwind: *sniffle* P-P-Please stop......

Chill: I'm going to their box.

*chill moves her box over to the 3 pack*

In the girls isle....

Cynder: PINKIE! HAVE MERCY!

Tree Rex: ooh, dream house

Quote: ZapNorris

In the main display...

Chill: what's going on here?

Trigger Happy: well....

*scalper grabs 3 pack*

Pop Fizz/Trigger Happy: NOOOOOOO

Chill: no!

*scalper runs away*

Chill: NOOOOOO

*two really little kids run over*

Well okay then

Sigh... you are a VOICE ACTOR, dear.

I get lighting issues! I find 'em I tell you there boss!

Ugh.... I'll get to the lines.

Sorry to be quite so bossy. I know I myself am meant to follow, not lead.

Okay, topic revivation!

Kurui has done her homework like a good girl *pats head* and turned in her lines. Please do so others!

So when we're going to make the script? WUMBO or SPARX PM me if you know

this is not bumping the script.