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Sharp: Your choice.
Ally: Don't do it!It's horrible!
Nina: Don't listen to my weak sister.If you're on the dark side,you're WAY more powerful than before.You're free to join us.You could even get your boyfriend to come to the dark side.
Ally: Come on!Don't listen to Nina!
Sharp: ...I love the dark side! Anyway,CL needs some charas on the dark side,y'know?
Ally: cynd!You're supossed to be helping me,not Nina!
Sharp: I'm helping Nina!

Aquarius: RAYA, NO!
Raya: F--k the world, I'm going with the dark Raichu.
Aquarius: *epic broken-hearted face*
CL: Oh, how life is a b-tch ...
Raya: Soo, is there some weird ritual or transformation of something? And if so, is it going to hurt? Oh, I didn't think about that ... What if it REEAAALY hurts?
CL: All you have to do is kill a few Pokemon in front of Akulion. Or something.
Raya: I don't trust you.

Sharp: To tell the truth,I don't have a clue.
Nna: *face/paw* OF COURSE you don't know!You're not evil!
Sharp: Yeah...
Nina: You just have to prove your loyalty.
Sharp: That's IT!?
Nina: Shut up!
Ally: It doesn't hurt,but...You can't get out of it once you're in.
Nina: YOU got out of it!
Ally: I still have darkness mixed in with my moves.And I've tried to killl Losi a million times,if you haven't noticed.
Nina: Well,I killed him.But he's back.Ah well,at least Akulion isn't mad.

Raya: You got yourself a deal.
Aquarius: *starts crying*
Eve: Sh-t. They have the most powerful luxray known to the Pokemon world on their side.
Flare: ... *bursts into tears*

Sharp: This IS NOT good...is it?
Nina: Well,on the evil side of your brain,which is way more than the good side,you're happy.But on the good side,you're not.It's better if the evil side is happier.
Sharp: Ah,I see!
Ally: Stop crying and help me,dammit!
Sharp: Hmmmm...Who else is strong and powerful?
Nina: Well...Aquarius can make armor.
Sharp: Ooooh,that's cool!
Nina: You're the one that made him have the ability,cynd.
Sharp: Oh.

Curly: *glances at Mewka and Lacy* ... I Think you have all the power you can get! Okaybyenow! *nervous smile*

Sharp: Well,the legend-
Ally: *Thunder Punches Sharp* cynd!
Nina: Oh,yeah!The legendaries!They're pretty powerful.
Sharp: We could use Liko and Moon to get to 'em.
Ally: Oh,Arceus...Yeah,we're pretty much doomed right now.

Losi: Whaaa--?
Amiti: Curly...what....just....happened?
Me: Aaand now you're all toast. Literally... *everyone turns to toast*

CL: *turns everybody back into their normal selves* Damn it, D-o, NO TURNING PEOPLE INTO OTHER THINGS! O:<
Curly: ... was I just ... toast? O.o
Lacy: D-o!!!!!
Eve: LOL, toast ...
Raya: NEVER. TOUCH. ME. AGAIN.

Me: *shrugs* didn't touch any of you.
Losi: OMA....I could've been eaten...I coulda eaten myself.
Amiti: I'm....confused...

Raya: DON'T. JUST DON'T.
Curly: Agreed, brother. Agreed.
Eve: *glomps D-o* TOAST~! :3

Me: . . .*sweatdrop* Ookay, I think I'll go restock my supply of pot pie.
Amiti: *nudges Curly* Tag! Your it! *runs away*
Losi: . . .*still bewildered*

Lauire: uhhh....
Shinma: I taste buttery...

Me: *comes back* Who wants chicken pot pie? It's pipin' hot!!!

Rio: PIIIIE!
Laurie:

Curly: I'll go poof now! *poofs out*
Flare: I just remembered: I'M DEAD! So, BAI! *poofs out*
Raya: I hate you all. Well, all of you but Nina and Akulion. Goodbye! *poofs out*
Eve: PANCAKES~!
CL: D'aww, Eve is so cute. X3

Sharp: Cool,I was toast!
Ally: Really?
Nina: It's good that she doesn't hate me.
Ally: We're doomed.
Nina: Well,if you join the dark side,you won't be.
Sharp: Do ya wanna join the dark side,Laurie?They have cookies!
Nina: Where did you hear THAT?
Sharp: It was in a sig!You MUST trust a sig!

Losi: But...the good side has pot pies!
Me: Pot pies for everyone!!! *gives everyone pot pies*
Amiti: Sis!!! *falls over*

Sharp: Cookies!
Nina: I don't care what side has what!
Ally: Same.
Sharp: *noms on a cookie*
Ally: You REALLY need to do something better than that,cynd.

Laurie: *Edges closer to cynd* cooooookiiiiiieeeeeesssssss
Shinma: Sounds tempting....
Liko: NO!

Me: no one like pies...wah...
Losi: *eating pie*
Amiti: *looking at cookie*

Shinma; SO MUCH CONFLICT! I liek pies.....but i liek cookies.....
Laurie: Dont follow in my footstep Amiti..... *reaches for cookie*

Sharp: Here,a nice little cookie for ya,Amiti!
Ally: NO!Amti will not go to the dark side!
Sharp: *waves cookie in front of Amiti's face* A delicious,delecatble,mouth-watering cookie,Amiti!It's all yours!All ya have to do is join us on the dark side!We'll protect you!
Nina: I'm loving these cookies right now.
Ally: I'm hating them.
Sharp: *puts cookies down in front of Shinma and Laurie* We have plenty!
Fern: Did you say COOKIES!?I'M IN!
Sharp:

Laurie & Shinma: Cooooooooooooookiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeesssss! *begins to eat them*
Liko: NOOOO

Curly: *POOF IN IN A FRANTIC WAY* *slaps cookie away from Amiti* NEH!!!
Raya: ... *poofs in, grabs a cookie* and inches away into the corner* ... Why must everybody be stupid? ;__;
CL: I like CAKE! Cake for any/all who are neutral! :3

Sharp: *grabs another cookie and waves it in front of Amiti's face*
Nina: Why the HECK is Amiti so special right now?
Sharp: ...Dunno.
Nina: *face/paw*
Fern: I can't eat the cookie!

Liko: caaake!
Mana & Goop; Caaaaaaaake!
Laurie: Coookies...
Shinma; nom nom

Amiti: *slowly reaching for cookie tilting head sideways*
Losi: Amiti...I have no idea... *eating pie*
Me: Because Amiti is Amiti and Amiti will beat everyone with his Amiti-ness and Amiti powers.
Amiti: *snaps out of trance* Wha-?

Sharp: You were about the eat the cookie.
Nina: Yes!Although I have no idea why cynd wants you on her side.
Sharp: I WANT WHAT I WANT,DAMMIT!
Nina: Oooookay...

Curly: This is an order from big sister: DO. NOT. EAT. THE. COOKIE. ;__;
CL: cynd, you're making Curly cry ...
Raya: Keep crying. It's kind of fun to watch.

Sharp: It is HILARIOUS to see someone crying!
Ally: That's coming from her evil side.
Sharp: Just eat the cookie,Amiti!The world will be all better if ya do!
Fern: *gasp* What a cruel lie!

Curly: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, SHARP!! ;__;

Sharp: NU!
Nina: Yeah,I made her come to the dark side.
Ally: YOU LITTLE-!*tackles Nina*
Nina: Wow,that really helped,didn't it?*laughs*

Raya: Ally, GTFO NINA!!!
Curly: YUSH!
CL: Time for Raya to JOIN THE DARK SIDE!

Sharp: Yeah...Do whatever the heck Raya told you to do!
Ally: Fine.*moves away from Nina*
Nina: The most powerful Luxray on the dark side...That makes it SO much better!
Sharp: Agreed!

Raya: *purrs* I can't wait to slaughter people. ^.^
Eve: oAo Raya is BETRAYING AQUARIUS!!?
Raya: F--k yeah!
Eve: B-TCH!
Raya: Your petty insults are just as small as your brain.
Eve: Why thank- ... HEY!
Raya: Point proven.

Laurie: No one cares about us....
Shinma; Yeaah...

Curly: Well, since you decided to be depressed and anti-social, you can't blame us.

Shinma: Not anti-social....I just dont liek people touching me...
Laurie: Im used to it...

Curly: That's what all the anti-social people say.
CL: Well, you really make no effort to make conversation or to interact with us in any way, sooo ...

Rio: Hey!Im not anti-social...but I still dont like people touching me...
Laurie: Thats cause weird things happen....*Shudders*
Shinma: I barely know you guys! I find it hard to talk to people I dont know.....unless they talk to me first....or they invade my territory

Curly: And you wonder why we don't talk to you?
CL: ... really? REALLY? >.>

Shinma: .........
Rio & Laurie: *Cringe at horrible memories*

CL & Curly: *face/palm(paw)*

Laurie: ???
Shinma: I want friends,but Im too scared of rejection!! ;____;
Rio: .............................................

CL: For once, I AGREE WITH SHINMA!
Curly: *stares at Rio creepily* ...........................

Sharp: I'm afraid of rejection too!Sometimes,I just let my friends do all the talking while I "listen".I'm actually just drowning in my own thoughts.
Ally: Nice to know.Now,let's do something rather than talk about this stuff.
Sharp: But,there's nothin' ta do!

Rio: my brain fell out....
Laurie: e.o
Shinma: .......

Rio: 200
Laurie: WTF
Shinma: durrrrrrrrrrr