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the dragon dating show (yeah another ember and cynder fight!) [CLOSED]
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#151 Posted: 19:16:16 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
yeah that was my problem too.... four pages!
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:19:41 22/12/2008 by cynder21
SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#152 Posted: 19:24:09 22/12/2008
Woohoo! Good job! 4 pages already!
Cynder_fan Gold Sparx Gems: 2683
#153 Posted: 19:24:18 22/12/2008
??: Yeah!! When am i goin to get it!!
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Local technician who comes up with rediculous ideas
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#154 Posted: 19:28:41 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
smilie now for some footage of spyro and cynder!
smilie spyro why aren't you eating your vegtables?
smilie they are yucky!!
smilie eat the food* shoves spoon in spyro's mouth*
smilie choke* should have had a V8! want to go to the beach?
smilie sure!
:emebr: *comes in room with chain saw* heres emebr!!!
smilie holy monkey ******** pees himself*
smilie * runs with spyro into trench and grabs grenade* fire in the hole!
smilie mine too!
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spyrorockforeva Green Sparx Gems: 391
#155 Posted: 19:29:52 22/12/2008
lol smilie write more plz smiliesmiliesmiliesmilie
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spyro rocks foreva
spread the word to the world
Cynder1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1801
#156 Posted: 19:32:37 22/12/2008
smilie lol
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SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#157 Posted: 19:33:07 22/12/2008
Poor Spyro+cynder...Ember is a persistent little b****.
Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#158 Posted: 19:33:35 22/12/2008
This is going super crazy!!!!.....................................................lol
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I am officially now an 'above average' member. Talk about weird. I suddenly feel SO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#159 Posted: 19:35:25 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
oh yeah thanks to deaver88 he said something about a honeymoon and i twisted it into my own words! smilie
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Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#160 Posted: 19:37:22 22/12/2008
How long is this going to go on for as well??!! You could add a Malefor crashing the party... or Ripto getting revenge... or Hunter getting a makeover...
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deaver88 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6132
#161 Posted: 19:43:19 22/12/2008
Quote: cynder21
oh yeah thanks to deaver88 he said something about a honeymoon and i twisted it into my own words! smilie


No need thanks smilie
I waiting next part honeymoon.
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Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#162 Posted: 19:45:14 22/12/2008
Quote: deaver88
Quote: cynder21
oh yeah thanks to deaver88 he said something about a honeymoon and i twisted it into my own words! smilie


No need thanks smilie
I waiting next part honeymoon.

In the words of Quagmire: Giggity.
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cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#163 Posted: 19:46:30 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
smilie hi people this is a comercial for the new show "questions" on the ripto inc network here is a sneek preview.
*clip*
smilie hi miss can i ask you a quesion?
person: yeah sure.
smilie how much times do you fall down the stairs?
person: what the hell is that even a question?
smilie get angry* did you ever hold a child or dogwhile falling down the stairs?
Person: yeah the dog went flying into the wall and i bashed my head into congrete and.....why i'm i telling you this
smilie cause you love me!
person: *slap* ****
*clip over* coming out this fall.
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SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#164 Posted: 19:47:44 22/12/2008
Hunter is....such a misunderstood idiotic little b****.
Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#165 Posted: 19:47:51 22/12/2008
lol smilie
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spyrorockforeva Green Sparx Gems: 391
#166 Posted: 19:50:54 22/12/2008
smiliesmiliesmilie this is funny you need to write more! smilie
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spyro rocks foreva
spread the word to the world
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#167 Posted: 19:55:44 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
smilie yeah fred 100 bucks that cynder will kill ember....i love taking your money...ok here is more
smilie *hold nose* spyro was that you ahhh!
smilie no...........yes i had a burito!
smilie *tackles spyro and kisses* leave this goth*****
smilie *takes smilie * this will hurt you than it does me!* pulls down pants and takes spyro and replaces cortex's ***** for him*
ember: soap i need soap! * takes thumb and shoves in mouth*
smilie cynder....that.....was.....sexy! * kisses!*
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SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#168 Posted: 19:57:32 22/12/2008
Woot! Sexiness!
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#169 Posted: 19:57:49 22/12/2008
lol! write more!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#170 Posted: 19:58:02 22/12/2008
smilie does that mean what I think it does? Or do I just have a dirty mind...
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deaver88 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6132
#171 Posted: 19:58:48 22/12/2008
OOh meany, lol soap, sexy smilie
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cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#172 Posted: 20:01:28 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
Quote: Fireblader70
smilie does that mean what I think it does? Or do I just have a dirty mind...


it means what you think it means! smilie
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SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#173 Posted: 20:04:21 22/12/2008
Hmm...ok, i'm mentally scarred for life, so i'll see yall later in the mental institute...*sees ripto there* Hey buddy! How'd you get here?
Ripto: Shut the **** up
Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#174 Posted: 20:04:35 22/12/2008
Quote: cynder21
Quote: Fireblader70
smilie does that mean what I think it does? Or do I just have a dirty mind...


it means what you think it means! smilie

Eww... and ouch smilie yes, that was what I was thinking!
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deaver88 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6132
#175 Posted: 20:06:13 22/12/2008
Hope, we dont heard Cynder and Spyro wedding night story.
Sale pics nude cynder xxx pics for cynder.
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cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#176 Posted: 20:07:20 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
hello people i am here from fresh organic orange juice! our oranges are so ripe that you can just squeeze them and make juice!*squeezes and juice goes in eye* holy crap my eye it burns i can't see!!!ahhh the acid it burns sooo much!* tries to get out but pokes eye* holy crap!!!************ bob billy help me!* bob billy punches guy in eye* what the *** was that for?
bob billy: i panicked!! smilie
there is nothing organic about these oranges! *screams!*
ahh it's going to my brain!*dies*
so have your organic oranges today!(warning do not consume or you will die slowly and painfully)
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Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#177 Posted: 20:07:47 22/12/2008
smilie *pukes up everywhere*
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SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#178 Posted: 20:08:28 22/12/2008
Dear God! *eats some*
Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#179 Posted: 20:10:37 22/12/2008
Quote: cynder21
hello people i am here from fresh organic orange juice! our oranges are so ripe that you can just squeeze them and make juice!*squeezes and juice goes in eye* holy crap my eye it burns i can't see!!!ahhh the acid it burns sooo much!* tries to get out but pokes eye* holy crap!!!************ bob billy help me!* bob billy punches guy in eye* what the *** was that for?
bob billy: i panicked!! smilie
there is nothing organic about these oranges! *screams!*
ahh it's going to my brain!*dies*
so have your organic oranges today!(warning do not consume or you will die slowly and painfully)

LOL!! smilie *laughs histerically

Also... *looks at puke. Pukes even more*
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cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#180 Posted: 20:22:08 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
smilie hello ember! want a new boyfrined?
ember: yeah sure....ow........
smilie and welcome to the dragon dating game female syle this time!
audeince: yeah!
ember: why is the sudeince made of cardbord?
smilie shut up we had buget cuts!
contestant 1: hello ember
contestant 2: what the **** am i doing here? again! cynder help!
ember: gosh i can't tell whio they are!!!!! (really!)
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Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#181 Posted: 20:23:27 22/12/2008
Um... commercial break!!


All commercials have been cancelled due to Ripto Inc. going bankrupt. What did you expect, nobody used the products. Except maybe that Shoot-a-Ripto one...
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I am officially now an 'above average' member. Talk about weird. I suddenly feel SO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!
SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#182 Posted: 20:28:34 22/12/2008
Hehehehe. I mean, poor Ripto Inc. Suckers...i mean, poor little rhynocs with no jobs
MEANWHILE...
Rhynoc: Dragon Shores sure is...hot. And i'm glad i'm not employeed, that Ripto was a b****!
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#183 Posted: 20:29:02 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
ripto inc will like to tell you some sample chrismas stories from the new chrismas book they will be making so here is the link!http://forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=12030
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cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#184 Posted: 20:30:01 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=12030
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Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#185 Posted: 20:33:32 22/12/2008
lol smilie love those stories!
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SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#186 Posted: 20:33:53 22/12/2008
Best in da world!
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#187 Posted: 20:36:17 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
ripto inc tries their best to bring joy this chrismas season!!!
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Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#188 Posted: 20:38:47 22/12/2008
Quote: cynder21
ripto inc tries their best to bring joy this chrismas season!!!

And fails miserably. I'm police detective John Smith, here to investigate the murders of 500 baby dragons.
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I am officially now an 'above average' member. Talk about weird. I suddenly feel SO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!
SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#189 Posted: 20:39:33 22/12/2008
I'm his assistant! Billy Bob's ma name!
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#190 Posted: 20:40:02 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
o crap detcetives!!!
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SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#191 Posted: 20:41:43 22/12/2008
Did you see anything?
Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#192 Posted: 20:42:03 22/12/2008
Seems we have a bit of suspicion here, right Billy Bob?
Where were you on December 22 this evening? How did you get there? When? Why?
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I am officially now an 'above average' member. Talk about weird. I suddenly feel SO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#193 Posted: 20:42:59 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
it's only almost 4!!!! ahhhh i was writing a show for the people at ripto inc...*sweats*
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SpyroKing Diamond Sparx Gems: 8970
#194 Posted: 20:43:10 22/12/2008
Where? And...most importantly...HOW?
Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#195 Posted: 20:44:38 22/12/2008
Too late for questioning, RESTRAIN HER!!!!
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deaver88 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6132
#196 Posted: 20:44:56 22/12/2008
Black suited man arrives studio. "Knock, Knock"
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Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#197 Posted: 20:46:07 22/12/2008
Quote: deaver88
Black suited man arrives studio. "Knock, Knock"

"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"You guessed it!"
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I am officially now an 'above average' member. Talk about weird. I suddenly feel SO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#198 Posted: 20:46:21 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
umm here is the script for the next show...
smilie first question! do you love ember?
contestant 1: i guess we have a thing going...
contstestant 2: no way she is a b**** and a w**** if she was a blond she wouldn't even know about dragons and where hse lives
ember: dragons? what are those?
smilie holy crap wow....errrrr well i have to go to a "meeting" with bianca right now...d*** it my keys are in the car!
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Fireblader70 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1067
#199 Posted: 20:48:20 22/12/2008
John Smith: We'll leave it be... for now...
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deaver88 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6132
#200 Posted: 20:48:37 22/12/2008
Black suited man roars: I wanna meet place ofner right now!
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