darkSpyro

I sneak past Kratos and steal the gem

I run straight into a black hole, which disintigrates the gem

The gem and I reform on the other side of said black hole - I take the gem and just kinda float through space a bit, pretty chill

I use my infinity gauntlet to summon the gem to me, then travel 1000 years into the future to where almost everyone forgot the gem existed.

I am born a ruler of the future who protects the gem and am trained to be the perfect guard.

Until one day
CALAMITY
???
I have the gem now

i am reincarnated as the one meant to reverse the calamity. i take the gem >:3

A whole month I had this gem, So i ask politely for it
Rolls Persuasion - crit success

You give me the gem and I head to a nice cruise

I tell the security on the cruise that there’s a thief with a stolen gem on board. They arrest you and confiscate the gem, and I take it.

i call my flying t rex and we take the gem from you and security

i wait for a meteor to kill the trex then take the gem

the meteor creates a whole ton of dust that suffocates you. thankfully i have a gas mask and take back the gem while you are recoiling.

oh and i guess i should give you a mask too just to be nice!

In your confusion, You gave me The Mask!

Through typical Mask hi jinx I have the Gem

The Gem and I go chill with Jim Carrey

but i am jim carrey! And i steal back the gem >:3

I distract you with a movie audition and steal the gem.

I'm not an actress so I care not for auditions, I follow you closely and I take the gem when you look away

Me and the gem play Dance Dance Revolution

i steal the gem while you're resting

You never moved
I just take it back and leave the area, you currently remain in the awkward as people point at you for stealing a friend

i moved so fast, it looks as if i haven't moved at all. you currently have a fake version of the gem.

Wow I had that gem for a while!
9 months, that's like making a baby!
....
uh oh
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The Gem returns to me when it finds i've had a Gem Child

I sloooowly tiptoe and scoop up the gem as I pass by.

I told you the early bird gets the gems. :-P

i summon an army of birds who steal the gem and return it to me

What?? I ride one of the birds like my Staraptor and snatch it up!

my lapras uses blizzard! staraptor goes down and i get the gem

I launch a Blizzard in the opposite direction to cancel out yours and grab the gem

I chime in with a gem extractor developed by Gnasty Gnorc that has the power to transport any gem with 300 miles straight to my hands, and steal yo' gem.

i flame you once and you drop the gem

*uses fishing rod to reel in the gem*

i intentionally create bad fishing minigame mechanics so you lose the gem, and then i reel it out with my extreme knowledge of those mechanics

I then take the gem because everyone forgot this thread existed, and everyone forgot I existed.
Except, it wasn't the real gem. The gem that has been sought after for a decade now was, in actuality, a fake.
The real gem was the friends we made along the way.
Huh? What's this? Since when did I have an actual, real, physical gem in my pocket- oh no.

NOOOO IT"S MINE

i tackle gengar guy and grab the gem

I wait until you have a sense of security having the gem, then I distract you with a tap on the shoulder and snatch the gem while you're not looking.

i throw a basketball at you and tell you to catch. you instinctively grab it, dropping the gem. i do a rad slide across the ground and grab the gem

I slide into you and grab hold of the gem.

i click down on the left stick and sparx points to the gem before grabbing it and hiding it in a locked chest

i open the chest because i’m that cool

then i take the gem

i get a magnet that only works on gems and use it to steal back the gem

i use knock off from pokemon and take the game

i am not a pokemon! the move has no effect!

the gem is still mine

i make you play the opening of pokemon mystery dungeon

you are now a pokemon

i use knock off