darkSpyro

Thanks.....

(oh, weird...)

No keyhole, huh....then how do I get you out?

We just wait until we're kicked out....

You don't.

So.... where are all of you from?

I hail from Skylands, where I am richest of all! I even have my own temple, made of gold.

I was even wealthier before, but part of it was acquired... how to put this... without a proper transaction. So, I had to return part of my vast fortune back to their original owners.

At least my obsession of gold has diminished to a point where I no longer try to take from others.

Skylands? Never heard of it....

I heard of it because Bowser and Donkey Kong are Skylanders as well.

Not surprising, it's hard to get there from other worlds without a Rift Engine or a Portal Master.

Where are you from?

Well I was from Japan..... but now I'm supposed to be part of the great seal.... good thing the female version of me is covering for me.

I'm from the planet of Corneria, I am the Ace Pilot of the Star Fox team.

I haven't heard of it... But you look like one of the Portal Masters. I think they're from a place called "Earth"... Is that close to Japan?

Japan is on earth....

Ace pilot? You sure?

Oh, I see...

And the "portal masters"..... are they persona users?

Yes, I am sure

Are they what now?

How are your pilot skills in terms of racing?

*Orpheus appears* A Persona user, people who can use things like the guy behind me.

Well, they are able to send Skylanders, some of whom are similar to that creature of yours, between Skylands and Earth, using a Portal of Power. While on Earth, however, they're much smaller, and completely frozen, unable to move.

They can also pull villains from Skylands into tiny crystalline traps on Earth, and then send them back to Skylands to fight for good. I have experienced being trapped myself... It is not pleasant. There wasn't even any gold inside the trap! It was horrible!

And after my rehabilitation, I have also been summoned to Earth normally. Being small and frozen isn't quite as bad as being trapped in a tiny crystal, but I greatly prefer my normal size and being able to move around freely. Fortunately, this place doesn't seem to have the same effect on residents of Skylands as Earth does.

So I guess they're not... *Orpheus disappears*

But.... has there ever been a portal master who used their powers for evil?

(and I'm sure chomp chest left a few coins in there )

At least two, but I am pretty sure they are not from Earth. A short bald-headed man named Kaos, and his mother, whose name I do not know. She never mentions it, for some reason.

(Even if so, she wouldn't admit to have taken his droppings.)

Yeah, I've never heard of them... Chaos is a stupid name....

You have any friends there?

I... well... I suppose I'm considered a friend of the Skylanders, now that I'm rehabilitated and become a Sensei. No close ones yet, though, but that's expected, considering my past. Of course, I'm a bit more familiar with the other reformed villains, having worked with them for longer.

But enough about me, how is your situation on Earth? I mean... Japan?

...... I wish I knew..... I haven't seen any of my friends for years.... I wonder if they still remember me..... You see in early 2009 we fought NYX.... humanity was almost wiped out because of her... I stopped her.... but I had to give up everything....

Maybe we shouldn't talk so much about our lives outside this cage... It's a bit pointless, considering our situation.

Well we can't get out unless the cage sends us out.... besides, there's nothing else to do. It doesn't really bother me anyway....

*Falco continues thinking about ways to get out of the torturous cage*

Heard any more voices yet, bird man? Or seen another ghost?

I keep forgetting he's here......

No, and it's because I'm thinking of plans of how to get out.

I don't blame you, he's very quiet.

Alright.

*Falco continues thinking*

You're wasting your time... we've tried everything...

Looks like we have to stay here for the rest of our lives.

Haven't you been listening..... don't answer...

*starts reading a book*

-sits outside of cage, waiting for others to be freed- well, I'm from Animatronica...or was it called Animatronic Village? Village-Tronica?!?! We're working on it.

We probably will die here, we have no chance of escaping from this cage.

*a wormhole sucks up Foxy and warps him back inside the cage*

Wasn't the cage this time.

Wow this year is going to get my money back to the gym today and it is not an issue with my life and the rest of the day after a long day of my friends are so many things that I don't think it's time for me to be a great day.

For once it wasn't, but I have a warning, don't wish for anything in this cage, the cage will grant you horrible stuff.

What is this old man talking about?

How?!?! Why am I back in this cage? And where'd that worm hole come from?! Eh, no matter. I can just use the glitch from the flipsi -sees glitch is gone for some reason-Dang it!Must of been temporary!

*gets quiet again*

-starts scratching bar with Claw and hook in hopes of it breaking-

The fact is a very long day of work and can I just want to go back and I don't think that is not an issue with a it is so good I have no clue who I want you in your face in a statement that it is a great day for me to be a good day to be a good time with you guys have to go back and watch a scary thought you would have a nice day too much to do with a new one is a great day for a few years back and I don't think that is what it was so funny when you are not going out with me and my dad is a great day for me to get my nails are you doing it wrong that I'm going back in time and it will take me out and get my money and a lot to me and my dad is a good time with you guys have to do that in mind for you to be a great way of getting to see you in a statement that it was so good at this moment I don't think that the company is not a good day today I am so excited. Fun.

*reads chapter 2 of Divergent*

-still clawing at bars, while starring at lion guy- ...What?

*stares blankly into the distance* What?

*quietly wonders why this guy speaks awkwardly*