cynd: Where has all the randomness gone?
Ally: Hey,guess what,cynd?YOUR WISH CAME TRUE!
cynd: I didn't want it to happen in THIS topic!

Damn it!
Fern: Where iz Dawns Zero?Flare?Even Eve?I need them all!
Skyburst: I only need Flare.
Kaede: Idk what Warriors is!I only know that it about cats.
cynd: I only know that I want to break your throat.
Ally: Killing!Yes,that's what we need!
cynd: I like Warriors,but it's getting REALLY REALLY REALLYYYY boring!It takes me two days to read a Warriors book.One was boring and it took me a MONTH!I almost killed myself reading it!
Fern: Yes,you read me a book and I was sleeping by the time you got to chapter 2.
cynd: I really do like the cats,but now I'm digging into Maximum Ride.They're getting chased every minute,plus every chapter has you laughing!The chapters are short,so I don't need to stress myself with "I already read that!" or "OMA,I just read this page,like,a week ago!".The cats have little awesomeness compared to Maximum Ride.I mean,WINGS,SAVING THE WORLD,ACTION!The cats...ummm...fires,killing,other stuff.I really hate the killing.In MR,only the bad guys die!If they kill ter Borcht,I swear I'm kicking sum @ss!The bad guys are only robots and wierd things,so I'm cheering for the kids!
Fern: ...Woah.
cynd: Yeah,I've gotta read ya a book!Really,all that Warriors are is sadness of the cat you really like dying.There's little action.Exccept for Bluestar's Prophecy.Now that one has and will conquer all the other Warriors books!The book even has the most awesome video thing about Warriors ever made!:
<3 Woooohooo!