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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18351 Posted: 21:34:26 31/12/2018
if you're a tik tok trap then your life has hit a low point
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924
#18352 Posted: 21:50:49 31/12/2018
Quote: Vespi
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Isn't a Trap weird enough? I'm not sure. Whose gonna wanna see HIHD in a skimpy Mini skirt, female sports bra, and make up?



you dont even need that
i, with my vast knowledge of the internet, have devised a simple formula for you to be successful on tik tok

S+V= Sar^F*W(C+T)-Pie where S=subs, V=views, Sar=sarcastic duets, F=ironic Fortnite dances, W=weird original posts, C=cosplay, T=T-posing, and Pie=unfunny content

you clearly want a good number of subs and views, and for that you need to learn the tik tok demographic, or as we in The Biz call it, The Tik Tok Gen. tik tok is almost entirely divided into 3 subcategories: children, sarcastic memers, and people who don't understand the platform. you need to target the first two, and to do that, you might need to feed off the popularity of popular accounts by responding with Sar, or sarcastic duets. these sarcastic duets are aided immensely by ironic fortnite dances, with a good tutorial here, and generally weird original content, such as bizarre posts like the phone in mouth phenomenon, or this classic response. you also have to keep in mind cosplay. cosplays can make or break an ironic tik tok. some cheap ones, like a darth vader helmet and a bathrobe will suffice, but with your natural Pit-esque appearance and the popularity of smash, a full Pit cosplay will bring some serious wow factor and make people remember them. T-posing in a duet also asserts dominance over the OP, so that is highly suggested. however, you need to take into account the bane of a tik tok account: unfunny content. posting any content such as the i baked you a pie tik tokis almost a guaranteed death sentence for an account, UNLESS it is an ironic reply towards such content.


Well, which would you prefer I do?
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18353 Posted: 22:00:53 31/12/2018
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Vespi
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Isn't a Trap weird enough? I'm not sure. Whose gonna wanna see HIHD in a skimpy Mini skirt, female sports bra, and make up?



you dont even need that
i, with my vast knowledge of the internet, have devised a simple formula for you to be successful on tik tok

S+V= Sar^F*W(C+T)-Pie where S=subs, V=views, Sar=sarcastic duets, F=ironic Fortnite dances, W=weird original posts, C=cosplay, T=T-posing, and Pie=unfunny content

you clearly want a good number of subs and views, and for that you need to learn the tik tok demographic, or as we in The Biz call it, The Tik Tok Gen. tik tok is almost entirely divided into 3 subcategories: children, sarcastic memers, and people who don't understand the platform. you need to target the first two, and to do that, you might need to feed off the popularity of popular accounts by responding with Sar, or sarcastic duets. these sarcastic duets are aided immensely by ironic fortnite dances, with a good tutorial here, and generally weird original content, such as bizarre posts like the phone in mouth phenomenon, or this classic response. you also have to keep in mind cosplay. cosplays can make or break an ironic tik tok. some cheap ones, like a darth vader helmet and a bathrobe will suffice, but with your natural Pit-esque appearance and the popularity of smash, a full Pit cosplay will bring some serious wow factor and make people remember them. T-posing in a duet also asserts dominance over the OP, so that is highly suggested. however, you need to take into account the bane of a tik tok account: unfunny content. posting any content such as the i baked you a pie tik tokis almost a guaranteed death sentence for an account, UNLESS it is an ironic reply towards such content.


Well, which would you prefer I do?


use my formula man, i made it for you

Quote: Sesshomaru75
guys stop, i'm trying to score here


YOU DONT NEED ANY MORE DICK OR PUSS SESS, YOU GET ENOUGH OF THAT ALREADY
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924
#18354 Posted: 22:03:04 31/12/2018
Alright, it's been decided. I'm using Vespi's Algorithm.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18355 Posted: 22:08:05 31/12/2018
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Alright, it's been decided. I'm using Vespi's Algorithm.


[User Posted Image]

hells to the yells my guy
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924
#18356 Posted: 22:10:30 31/12/2018
I thank you, Vespi. I doubt anyone desired me as a Trap anyway. As indicated by Buchi.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18357 Posted: 22:11:57 31/12/2018
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: Vespi
Quote: Sesshomaru75
guys stop, i'm trying to score here


YOU DONT NEED ANY MORE DICK OR PUSS SESS, YOU GET ENOUGH OF THAT ALREADY


THE THINGS FOUND ON EARTH ARE KEPT BY THE COLLECTOR


JEEZ SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SEXUAL CONQUEST, CALIGULA

Quote: Buchi
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Alright, it's been decided. I'm using Vespi's Algorithm.



As long as I don't have to see you in a miniskirt I'm good.


put urself in a miniskirt buchi

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
I thank you, Vespi. I doubt anyone desired me as a Trap anyway. As indicated by Buchi.


sess did but i guess you could say...
...it was a trap

BAH DUM TSS
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 22:13:04 31/12/2018 by Vespi
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18358 Posted: 22:14:33 31/12/2018
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
I thank you, Vespi. I doubt anyone desired me as a Trap anyway. As indicated by Buchi.


DO NOT IGNORE ME MORTAL WORM, FOR IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO UPON GOD'S (MY) GREEN EARTH


I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SATAN, NOT GOD
WHAT IS THIS, DEVILMAN CRYBABY?
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924
#18359 Posted: 22:18:57 31/12/2018
*puts Trap clothes on anyway*


This is for you, Sess.


Tiktok? Pffft, what a sham. I'm just gonna be me. Don't need to be part of some damn trend. I need to GO BEYOND.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 22:20:02 31/12/2018 by HeyitsHotDog
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18360 Posted: 22:20:15 31/12/2018
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: Vespi
JEEZ SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SEXUAL CONQUEST, CALIGULA


I AM THE END AND THE BEGINNING
THE DRUG THAT GIVES THE WRETCHED MEANING
THE ANSWER EVERY SOUL IS SEEKING
SAY MY NAME
SAY MY NAME


heisenburg

Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: Vespi
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SATAN, NOT GOD
WHAT IS THIS, DEVILMAN CRYBABY?


I CONSUMED MY FATHER BREADHEAD AND THEREFOR I AM GOD NOW


THATS JUST ****IN GROSS
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18361 Posted: 22:23:30 31/12/2018
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
*puts Trap clothes on anyway*


This is for you, Sess.


Tiktok? Pffft, what a sham. I'm just gonna be me. Don't need to be part of some damn trend. I need to GO BEYOND.


ARE YOU THROWING AWAY MY ALGORITHM?? I WORKED HARD ON THAT

Quote: Buchi
Quote: Vespi
Quote: Buchi



As long as I don't have to see you in a miniskirt I'm good.


put urself in a miniskirt buchi


Okay. Check back on the forums at 11PM on 6th January and I'll post a pic of myself in a miniskirt.


>implying ill remember

Quote: Sesshomaru75
okay, now this is epic


where we droppin, boys?
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924
#18362 Posted: 22:23:39 31/12/2018
Can I change back now?
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924
#18363 Posted: 22:28:53 31/12/2018
SCREW YOUR ALGORITHM VESPI! THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN!
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18364 Posted: 22:34:16 31/12/2018
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Vespi

Quote: Buchi


Okay. Check back on the forums at 11PM on 6th January and I'll post a pic of myself in a miniskirt.


>implying ill remember


No sexy miniskirt for you then. *twirls fabulously and frolics away into the sunset*


this was for you, not me

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
SCREW YOUR ALGORITHM VESPI! THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN!


BUT I DID IT FOR YOU HIHD
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18365 Posted: 22:49:36 31/12/2018
HIT OR MISS

SHE TOOK THE ****ING KIDS UH
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924
#18366 Posted: 22:50:44 31/12/2018
Quote: Vespi
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Vespi



>implying ill remember


No sexy miniskirt for you then. *twirls fabulously and frolics away into the sunset*


this was for you, not me

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
SCREW YOUR ALGORITHM VESPI! THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN!


BUT I DID IT FOR YOU HIHD



Yes, but was it worth it? Do you not see me now?
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18367 Posted: 22:53:01 31/12/2018
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Vespi
Quote: Buchi


No sexy miniskirt for you then. *twirls fabulously and frolics away into the sunset*


this was for you, not me

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
SCREW YOUR ALGORITHM VESPI! THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN!


BUT I DID IT FOR YOU HIHD



Yes, but was it worth it? Do you not see me now?



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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924
#18368 Posted: 23:11:46 31/12/2018
Quote: Vespi
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Vespi


this was for you, not me


BUT I DID IT FOR YOU HIHD



Yes, but was it worth it? Do you not see me now?



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WELL TOO BAD, FRIEND!
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18369 Posted: 09:16:35 01/01/2019
happy new years
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5597
#18370 Posted: 12:21:50 01/01/2019
is this why i had 64 notifications?
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Soon.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8567
#18371 Posted: 14:28:15 01/01/2019
whatever happened to Aura24?
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10982
#18372 Posted: 15:14:22 01/01/2019
Quote: Jaggedstar
whatever happened to Aura24?


Aura left many years ago since Dark52 never addressed the multiple attempts to harass her or did it very poorly, with most of the issues being out of the mods' power. The nail that broke the camel's back was the fact a certain other user doxxed her and got just one month of gnorc. She's still covering Skylanders and Spyro news though, and a lot of people stay in touch with her and post what she finds here if needed.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 15:15:04 01/01/2019 by Bifrost
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13022
#18373 Posted: 17:56:46 01/01/2019
[User Posted Image]
can't wait for norway to be destroyed once and for all
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 4462
#18374 Posted: 19:10:56 01/01/2019
I wonder if Dark52 reads these.
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I AM ETERNAL! https://i.imgur.com/8H3ij0j.png (banner by skylandersfan60)
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#18375 Posted: 20:37:00 01/01/2019
Quote: Carmelita Fox
[User Posted Image]
can't wait for norway to be destroyed once and for all



disney's evil plan is finally coming to frution: use annoying overplayed songs to destroy the whole of norway
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10982
#18376 Posted: 21:36:33 01/01/2019
Quote: Sesshomaru75
now™

[User Posted Image] [User Posted Image] [User Posted Image]

Albeit a few hours late. lmao


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(eyes emoji)
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#18377 Posted: 22:37:17 01/01/2019
Quote: Sesshomaru75
now™

[User Posted Image] [User Posted Image] [User Posted Image]

Albeit a few hours late. lmao


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(thinking emoji)
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#18378 Posted: 18:25:55 02/01/2019
Quote: Metallo
Okay, yes, I did it.

I got 4 pieces reducing Conjuration by 25% (thanks Enchanting) and now I'm repeatedly casting Soul Trap on a mammoth's corpse.

How else am I supposed to face the Ebony Warrior?


Use Sanguine Rose to summon Dremora, bait him to the edge and then use Unrelenting Force. Rinse and repeat.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#18379 Posted: 18:45:05 02/01/2019
Ken Kaneki is so edgy now that I'm fully expecting him to teleport behind someone and tell them it's nothing personal at some point.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18380 Posted: 21:19:25 02/01/2019
i keep getting gay hentai comic ads

the government is trying to make me gay
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#18381 Posted: 21:27:17 02/01/2019
HMmmm
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looks like ive got some things to do...
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5597
#18382 Posted: 01:57:05 03/01/2019
Quote: ZapNorris
i keep getting gay hentai comic ads

the government is trying to make me gay



let me tell you about this great thing called incognito mode
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Soon.
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13022
#18383 Posted: 18:51:08 03/01/2019
why do they have yeehaw cowboy music in other countries you'll never get to be cowboys
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#18384 Posted: 20:51:00 03/01/2019

words cannot describe how much i adore this video
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18385 Posted: 22:52:21 03/01/2019
skylanders trap team 2- they’re all anime girls with a dick
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8924
#18386 Posted: 03:50:33 04/01/2019
I gotta play more Splatonn 2.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#18387 Posted: 05:28:05 04/01/2019
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
I gotta play more Splatonn 2.


*squidgame
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18388 Posted: 19:54:30 04/01/2019
"i should get some more sleep"

me at 3am:

♩♫ Meth, Mmmmmm Meth ♩♫
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#18389 Posted: 20:42:14 05/01/2019
some time next week.
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looks like ive got some things to do...
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18390 Posted: 23:28:30 06/01/2019
Quote: Buchi
Wait, has Fortnite died down? Come to think of it I haven't seen it so much lately. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough or something.





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emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5597
#18391 Posted: 23:32:28 06/01/2019
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: Buchi
Wait, has Fortnite died down? Come to think of it I haven't seen it so much lately. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough or something.





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in this context small man is actually the good guy
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Soon.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18392 Posted: 23:38:37 06/01/2019
Quote: emeraldzoroark
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: Buchi
Wait, has Fortnite died down? Come to think of it I haven't seen it so much lately. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough or something.





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in this context small man is actually the good guy


small man surrounded by mob of 12 year olds must convince them to seal away the ancient evil they worship
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