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Probably one of the best Christmases ever. Who knew that ditching all the traditional family crap and speding time with my best friend is something that I feel happier with.

When I listen to V now I imagine this is how it feels like when a historian listens to Sabaton. Objectively good music, but the lyrics are completely inaccurate.

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is that a question or a demand for christmas eve babies

both


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why was NOBODY on this site born on christmas eve

Deidara is the closest we have to jesus here

that user ID tho bUT JESUS WASNT EVEN BORN ON THE 25TH HE WAS BORN IN ****IN JULY OR SOME **** CHRISTMAS WAS A PAGAN HOLIDAY HENCE THE WINTER SOLSTICE

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Quote: Jaggedstar

why was NOBODY on this site born on christmas eve

plot twist: u were born on christmas eve and ur family has been lying to u ur whole life

my whole life i've actually had a feeling they're lying about my age lOl

Quote: FedUpWolf

The fluffy kittens have being purposely putting more carbon dioxide into the atmophere and they have also been purposely raising the sea levels so they can make humans extinct.

hehehe

doing a hunger games sometime today watch out

ooh ooh im a rebel just for kicks' sake

Update: turned Flonne into a mage, she has joined my now-main team consisting entirely of mages and proceeds to curbstomp everything in her path relentlessly and without mercy.

College was a blur man

Rifle Demons are ****in' OP too, this mother****er took out two enemies twice his level with no support at all besides equipment. 25 base DEF/RES (average is about 9 for his tier) and a 50% stat increase for defensive equipment... barely anything can even scratch him. Only 2 movement holds him back (pun intended) but when you can solo almost any map then you don't need to worry about catching up with anyone.

Maybe I'll add this guy to my main team as the only non-mage when he's levelled up a bit.

lol fortnite floss

they actually had the sonic movie poster at amc yesterday

anyone wanna play fortnite?

^hype

Don Bluth: I Can’t Believe it’s Not Disney

I'm blue da ba dee da ba dye

Quote: Clank

I'm blue da ba dee da ba dye

God dammit now it's stuck in my head, go to hell, Clank.

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Quote: Clank

I'm blue da ba dee da ba dye

God dammit now it's stuck in my head, go to hell, Clank.

I'VE GOT A BLUE HOUSE WITH A BLUE WINDOW

It's almost 1AM, dunno if I should watch IT or finish watching Angel Beats. Angel Beats is pretty good and somewhat relaxed, IT would be my first horror movie I've watched. I'm leaning towards IT.

My friend gave me a birthday surprise of sorts in the form of a commission of the main characters in the PMD fic I've been writing. It's beautiful. :3

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Quote: Clank

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God dammit now it's stuck in my head, go to hell, Clank.

I'VE GOT A BLUE HOUSE WITH A BLUE WINDOW

BLUE IS THE COLOR OF ALL THAT I WEAR

YOU SONSA A *****ES, I TRUSTED YOU BOTH

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My friend gave me a birthday surprise of sorts in the form of a commission of the main characters in the PMD fic I've been writing. It's beautiful. :3

That art is super cute!

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Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Clank

I'VE GOT A BLUE HOUSE WITH A BLUE WINDOW

BLUE IS THE COLOR OF ALL THAT I WEAR

YOU SONSA A *****ES, I TRUSTED YOU BOTH

.....

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Quote: HIR

My friend gave me a birthday surprise of sorts in the form of a commission of the main characters in the PMD fic I've been writing. It's beautiful. :3

That art is super cute!

I know. So adorable. Love how fluffy ice ninetales turned out. ^.^

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Quote: Clank

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God dammit now it's stuck in my head, go to hell, Clank.

I'VE GOT A BLUE HOUSE WITH A BLUE WINDOW

BLUE IS THE COLOR OF ALL THAT I WEAR

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS SO BLUE

Wait, does my Conker avatar make me a furry??

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Wait, does my Conker avatar make me a furry??

Yes. Don't worry though because you were already degenerate the moment you started obsessing over poo.

Quote: Buchi

Quote: exefile

Wait, does my Conker avatar make me a furry??

Yes. Don't worry though because you were already degenerate the moment you started obsessing over poo.

To the obsession to poo, you should also add:
Frying Bans
Baseball Bats
Bridges
Bee Hives
Dung Beetles
Prune Juice
Cogs
Metal Sharks
Walking Boilers
Blood
Dinosaurs
Rocks
Baby Dinosaur
Zombies
Bats
Tediz
and Xenomorph

I can't believe I almost forgot about the most important one: MONEY

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Quote: Buchi

Quote: exefile

Wait, does my Conker avatar make me a furry??

Yes. Don't worry though because you were already degenerate the moment you started obsessing over poo.

To the obsession to poo, you should also add:
Frying Bans
Baseball Bats
Bridges
Bee Hives
Dung Beetles
Prune Juice
Cogs
Metal Sharks
Walking Boilers
Blood
Dinosaurs
Rocks
Baby Dinosaur
Zombies
Bats
Tediz
and Xenomorph

I can't believe I almost forgot about the most important one: MONEY

****ing hell exefile, like what the ****ing hell, how ****ing degenerate can one person be?
Except blood, zombies, and xenomorphs. Those are normal.

hi i'm posting from 2019
happy new year <3

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hi i'm posting from 2019
happy new year <3

Happy new year!

I desperately hope we actually have an apocalypse this year instead of another false alarm.

If I wanna be big on Tick Tock, do I need to make myself into a Trap?

Isn't a Trap weird enough? I'm not sure. Whose gonna wanna see HIHD in a skimpy Mini skirt, female sports bra, and make up?

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- - -

That's gay.

hit or miss

she took the kids

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Isn't a Trap weird enough? I'm not sure. Whose gonna wanna see HIHD in a skimpy Mini skirt, female sports bra, and make up?

you dont even need that
i, with my vast knowledge of the internet, have devised a simple formula for you to be successful on tik tok

S+V= Sar^F*W(C+T)-Pie where S=subs, V=views, Sar=sarcastic duets, F=ironic Fortnite dances, W=weird original posts, C=cosplay, T=T-posing, and Pie=unfunny content

you clearly want a good number of subs and views, and for that you need to learn the tik tok demographic, or as we in The Biz call it, The Tik Tok Gen. tik tok is almost entirely divided into 3 subcategories: children, sarcastic memers, and people who don't understand the platform. you need to target the first two, and to do that, you might need to feed off the popularity of popular accounts by responding with Sar, or sarcastic duets. these sarcastic duets are aided immensely by ironic fortnite dances, with a good tutorial here, and generally weird original content, such as bizarre posts like the phone in mouth phenomenon, or this classic response. you also have to keep in mind cosplay. cosplays can make or break an ironic tik tok. some cheap ones, like a darth vader helmet and a bathrobe will suffice, but with your natural Pit-esque appearance and the popularity of smash, a full Pit cosplay will bring some serious wow factor and make people remember them. T-posing in a duet also asserts dominance over the OP, so that is highly suggested. however, you need to take into account the bane of a tik tok account: unfunny content. posting any content such as the i baked you a pie tik tokis almost a guaranteed death sentence for an account, UNLESS it is an ironic reply towards such content.