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Eve: *fires Death Beam at Fern* RRRRRRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRR! >=(
CL: >=(

cynd: That's funny!
Fern: *screams and runs out of the hole*
Chimchar: I'm never helping a ghost Leafeon again.*disappears*
Skyburst: My Arceus...

Eve: *chases Fern, firing Death Beams at him* I'M GIONG TO END YOUR UNDEATH!!
Ivy: I'm still anthro.
CL: I know.
Ivy: But I don't WANT to be an anthro anymore!
CL: X3 Too bad.

cynd: You look cool as an anthro.*puts thumb up*
Fern: *screams whenever the Death Beams hit* HELP MEEEEEE!*runs faster*
cynd: You're a ghost,dude.
Fern: *screams even more*
cynd: Hopeless,I tell ya.
Skyburst: You DO look cool,Ivy.
cynd: Good boy!

Eve: *continued chasing and firing* I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!
Ivy: Thank you, but ... It's not me.
CL: Technically-
Ivy: I DON'T FEEL LIKE ME!!
CL: Okay! I get it!

cynd: Aw,that's just horrible then,Sky!
Skyburst: My name is Skyburst,not Sky.
cynd: Right,whatever.
Skyburst: I guess that I just still love Flare...
cynd: In your dreams!Wait,no.Nonononono!NOT in your dreams!
Fern: cynd made the plan,dammit!cynd MADE THE PLAN!
cynd: You wish!

Ivy: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Yep. I knew it.
CL: Ivy, I hate to see you all depressed-like.
Ivy: That's my job.
Eve: *lunges at Fern* I'm going to tear your ears off and feed them to CL and cynd!
CL: ??

cynd: YUMMEH!I want Fern to get killed now...
Fern: *screams and uses Leaf Blade to protect himself*
Skyburst: Sorry,Ivy.
cynd: DON'T YOU DARE SORRY IVY!I WANT YOU TWO TOGETHER AND THAT'S FINAL!
Skyburst:

Eve: *looks at Leaf Blade* ... you used some leafs ...? I mean seriously, some leafs??
Ivy: Look, cynd, he doesn't have-
CL: YES HE DOES!!!
Ivy: o.o
CL: GO KISS HIM!
Ivy: no.
CL: YES YOU WILL!
Ivy: no~.
CL: If you kiss him I'll let you cuddle a Lillypup.
Ivy: DEAL!

cynd: *LOL* That's funny!
Fern: *whimpers* I didn't do anything,Eve.You just scared the sh-t out of me.
cynd: NO USING BAD WORDS AROUND EVE!
Fern: Okay,okay!
cynd: Anyway...He doesn't have WHAT,exactly?*looks at Ivy*
Skyburst: Bye-bye.*hides behind Ally*
Ally: Are you THAT stupid?YOU'RE THE FIRE-TYPE HERE!
Skyburst: Ohhhhhh!

Ivy: He doesn't HAVE to like me. He loves Flare. Big deal. *shrugs* Broken hearts are always there.
CL: GO KISSING HIM ALREADY!!!!!
Ivy: I don't wanna anymore.
CL: *head/desk*

cynd: Exactly.But YOU like him,right?
Skyburst: I don't wanna hurt Ivy,though.YOU do it.
Ally: Electric-type moves are weak against Grass-types!
Skyburst: USE SWIFT!
Ally: SHUT UP!

Ivy: yes ..... But that changes nothing about how he feels. I've said this a million times.

cynd: WHY do you like him?
Skyburst: Can we switch the subject?

Ivy: He reminds me of an old friend. And he's different, like me. I just like him for being the way he is."
CL: D'AWW.

cynd: AWWWWWW!That's SOOOO cute!Anyway,I made my rp!Steel Wings!
Skyburst: ...
Ally: Shame.

Ivy: but that's okay. I don't need him. Skyburst can go be happy with Flare. She's got what he needs.
CL: Which is what, exactly?
Ivy: the ability to stand up for herself. Courage. Reliability ...
CL: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*

cynd: *points at Skyburst* This guy is an IDIOT.He is just an IDIOT who likes Flare FOR NO APPARENT REASON.You've gotta keep trying to get the guy you want!Anyway,Flare is DEAD.And CHUBBY! *ROFL*
Skyburst:
cynd: What are YOU gonna do about it?Huh?HUH?
Skyburst: Nothing.

CL: I'm making this simple. *grabs Ivy and holds scythe to her throat* Either you like her, and she lives; or you don't, and she dies.
Ivy: I'm so dead.

cynd: ARCEUSSSS!Oh,sh-t,there's a snake!*jumps into a tree*
Skyburst: Errrrr...I...like her,I guess.
cynd: Who are you fooling?
Skyburst: Neeee...

CL: GUESS? *starts drawing blood*
Ivy: Just kill me. He hates me. admit it.

cynd: *gasp*
Skyburst: I CAN'T SAY IT!
cynd: WHY!?
Skyburst: *gulps* I...Can't tell you.

CL: Okay, if that's really the way you feel. *cuts Ivy's head off and tosses it to Skyburst* I hope you're proud.
Flare: Oh ... my ... ARCEUS! SHE ACTUALLY KILLED IVY!!
CL: Damn right I did. :3

cynd: ...I wanna eat it.
Ally: cynd!
Skyburst: IVY!CL!MY ARCEUS!WHAT DID YOU DO!?
cynd: She...cut off her head?
Skyburst: cynd,you remember why,don't you?
cynd: *searches brain* No.
Skyburst: About my mi-
cynd: *flies out of the tree and slaps Skyburst's mouth shut* YES!YES,I REMEMBER!NOW SHUTUP ABOUT IT!I just can't believe you chose to keep the secret safe and get Ivy killed.
Skyburst: cynd!
cynd: What?
Skyburst Shut up!
cynd: Right.

CL: Good news! Ivy's dead, everybody!!
Everybody: .... OH MY ARCEUS!!!
CL:
Eve: CL, that was mean! She was so sweet!
CL: And now her blood will be just as tasty. So shuddup.

cynd: Was it really that worth,Sky?
Skyburst: YES!
cynd: YOU MORON!
Skyburst: I just need to complete my mission.
cynd: I Want to cut your head off too now!
Skyburst: But cynd!
cynd: NO!IVY DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID SECRET!
Skyburst: ...Pretty much.
cynd:

CL: sits down right next to Skyburst* You know what, Skyburst? She really loved you. It hurt her to watch you glomp Flare and to love another. When she died, I knew what was going through her mind. She was thinking about you. You you you you you. She died because of you. She died because you were too afraid. She died because of your deception.
(guilt trip continuation for, like, half an hour)

cynd: ...Not half bad!
Ally: *slaps cynd* Shut your freakin' @ss!
Skyburst: ... Pretty much.
cynd: I just can't believe it...
Ally: Well,CL DID kill Skyburst in the same way...
cynd: Oh,a glimer of hope?All he gotta do is admit it and she magically appears?
Ally: ...Admit it?
cynd: YES,DAMMIT!I can't tell you cuz the guy'll blow up at me and then those Pokemon will come and-
Fern: *puts paw over mouth* That's enough,cynd.
cynd: But they gotta know!
Fern: Let Skyburst feel the pain by himself.
cynd: Mean.Hmmmmm..I like it!

CL: Ivy will come back when I think it's a good time. Like right now!
Mewka: MWAHAHAHAHAHA, she's dead.
CL: So, Skyburst, anything you have to say now what you know that you're the cause of the death of someone who was in love with you?
Mewka: Probably not.
CL: yeah.

cynd: You belong with MEEEEEE!
Fern: What the F-CK was that,cynd?
cynd: The song by Taylor Swift.Doesn't it speak to this situation?
Fern: Songs can't speak.
cynd: Just listen,you idiot:

Fern: Skyburst doesn't have a girlfriend.
cynd: The "girlfriend" is Flare.So shut up!
Fern: They don't wear clothes.
cynd: JUST BE QUIET!
Skyburst: Uhhhh...I have to say that I'm sorry,but I have to complete my mission.I can't love Ivy.I can't.
cynd: MEANIE!
Skyburst: cynd,YOU KNOW THE D@MN MISSION!
cynd: I know it!It's like Thirty Minutes or Less,except you don't have a bomb strapped to you,you have-
Skyburst: SHUSH!DON'T,cynd!
cynd: But they gotta know!
Fern: Even I don't know!
cynd: It's like I don't know my own character...

CL: ...... I like that song!
Mewka: You're all so SMART!
Aquarius: You're all such MORONS!!!

cynd: I luv the song!
Fern: How are we SMART?
Skyburst: We're not.
Fern: You could've let the moment last!

Mewka: You're as smart as I am, so THAT'S pretty smart!
CL: :3

cynd: ...We're all doomed.
Fern: WHAAAAT!?
Skyburst: *sighs* If I could just get out of this pickle...
cynd: PICKLE!?WHERE,WHERE!?
Skyburst: Oh,Arceus.

CL: Figure of speech, cynd!
Eve: *yaaaaaawnnn*
Raya: ... zZz ...
Aquarius: ... can I do something pervy?
CL: NO.

cynd: No pickles...
Skyburst: We're all...Bored,aren't we?
cynd: If you would only like Ivy...
Skyburst: cynd!STOP!
cynd: Meh!

The answer if YES. WE ARE SO BORED. MY CAT HAS A COLD. ;________;
Eve: BORED.
Raya: *asleep*
Aquarius: *Resisting pervyness*
Mewka & Lacy: *playing Rock, Paper, Scissors*

cynd: KITTY!
Fern: I'm a little scared now...
cynd: Aw,come on,Fern!
Fern: NO!
Skyburst: Ugh...*walks away*
cynd: D@MN HIM!

CL: What a heartless creature. Time for Ivy's ghost!
Eve: CL, THAT WOULD BE SO MEAN!
Ivy: Hi ...
Eve: NOOOOOO!
Ivy: What?
Eve: ... you ... YOU'RE ACTUALLY ALIVE!
Ivy: You battchya'. And Skyburst is no longer my love interest.
Eve: Who is it, then?
Ivy: Nobody. Love kills. *points at scar on neck*

cynd: *grabs Skyburst* You really want me to tell you his secret?
Skyburst: NO!FLARE'S GONNA KILL ME!
cynd: EVERYONE will,you moron!
Fern: I'm interested!*sits down*
cynd: So,does everyone want to know his secret?It's a horrible thing he tried to do,but we can stop him!
Skyburst: I was forced to,cynd!I would rather do what they told me to than watch my family die!
cynd: Well,that's part of it.

CL: TELL. ME.
Ivy: I'm curious.
Eve: STORY TIME~!

cynd: I always wonder why those Pokemon are forcing him...
Skyburst: cynd!DON'T TELL!
cynd: I'M GONNA TELL,DAMMIT!Hey,why don't we get those Pokemon in here and ask 'em?
Skyburst: Oh,no...
cynd: I'll be back!*disappears*
Skyburst: Why me?Why?
cynd: *reappears with a Blastoise,a Poliwrath,a Hitmonlee,and a Skarmory*
Hitmonlee: *points at Skyburst* Hey,it's that kid!
Skyburst:
cynd: Kid?

Ivy: ... Hey, bastards, what are you "forcing" Skyburst to do?
Eve: ....What she said.
CL: Ditto.

cynd: Something EEEEVIL!
Moon: *touches cynd* It's not that bad.
cynd: *climbs up a tree* SAYS YOU!
Sun: Tell me,Moon!
Moon: You'll find out.
Sun: Arceus!
cynd: Evil beyond belief!
Moon: Again,not that bad.
Skyburst: I'm sorry...
cynd: Aw,it's okay,Sky!*glomps Skyburst* Just sit tight.I'll KILL 'em with my powers if they even TOUCH you.
Skyburst: Oooookay...
Hitmonlee: Why do you need to know?
cynd: JUST TELL THEM!Or die.The choice is yours.
Hitmonlee: Fine...
Skarmory: Why'dya bring us here,anyway?YOU tell 'em,if you know it!
cynd: Hey,good point!
Skyburst: Now I'm getting annoyed.

Ivy: cynd, QUIT DODGING THE QUESTION! *punches Blastoise into nearby tree with the power of Mewka*
Mewka: *starts clapping for Ivy*

cynd: Right!
Skyburst: Well...Thanks,Ivy.
cynd: Oh,I just relized how evil I am...
Moon: It's not that bad,cynd.Just tell them.
cynd: Right!Okay,it's about the Marked Eeveelutions!
Skyburst: Oh,why did I even try?
cynd: Cuz they can track ANYTHING you do,idiot!Still,you could've just told the REAL truth.
Skyburst: Let me just tell them all.Remember when cynd said that when a Marked Eeveelution is in love,something happens at a certain time?Well,HE knows,just like cynd!*points at Hitmonlee*
Hitmonlee: Yup,I know it all!
cynd: Not ALL of it!
Hitmonlee & Skyburst:
cynd: Heehee!

Ivy: That is not what I asked. I asked WHAT he was doing, not who's making him or who knows why.

cynd: Why am I skipping it?
Skyburst: Just shut up and let me finish,already!
cynd: Er...Right.'
Skyburst: So,the Hitmonlee knows.He and his friends came across the BlackWood lab one day and they helped me escape.But,everything had its downside.
cynd: *chasing a butterfly,then falls on Skyburst* It not coming to me!
Skyburst: I'm TRYING to tell them!
cynd: Right!

Ivy: HURRY UP AND IGNORE cynd!

Rio: meaningless and pointless
Liko: What?
Laurie; her life....
Mana: o.o