darkSpyro

Flare: D-o, PLEASE kill CL!!
CL: What!?
Flare: you NEED to die.
Eve: *depression*
Raya: *sweat-drop*

Me: B-But, I can't kill her!
Losi: *is depressed with Eve*
Jalorda: *licking 'strawberry juice'*

Flare: Why not? Just take the blade, or I'll kill her myself.
CL: You can't do that.
Flare: Why not!?
CL: I control you.
Flare: No, you do- *is cut off by punching herself in the face*
CL: Yes I do!

Eve: *walks away*

Me: Well...she's a...a she...I can't!
Losi: What? Bwahahaha! You can't kill her because she's a girl. I laugh at your weakness...
Me: however, I can kill you when I want.
Losi: ||| oh, right.
Jalorda: *flinging berries all about* *hits CL with berry*

CL: *gets hit with a berry* You did not just- ...
Flare: NOW! SOMEBODY!!
CL: *slaps Flare across the face*
Flare: Ouch ...

Me: *catches one of the flying berries* Mm...not bad...
Jalorda: *puts on chef hat* BERRIES!!!
Losi: CUE!!! *uses Ice Burn on CL*
Me: Huh?

CL: *becomes frozen*
Eve: *suddenly out of depression* OMA, LOSI! *glomps*
Raya: That Raieon is so WEIRD! Mood swings!
CL: *magically breaks out* Ow, my arms hurt ... You will pay for that eventually. I need a jacket, first ... *walks off*

g2g brb later

CL: Flare, I can't BELIEVE you want to kill me!
Flare: Start believing.
Eve: I DON'T FEEL DEPRESSED ANYMORE!!

Losi: YAAAY!!!
Me: *sweatdrop*

CL: D-o, do YOU believe this!? My own character wanting to kill me!
Spyder: *swoops in and takes CL's jacket*
CL: Go to Hell, Spyder!!
Flare & Spyder: *laughing*
CL: Damn ... Now I can't cover those burns Losi gave me ...

Jalorda: Yaay! My chishcabob berries are ready! * holds up flaming berries on stick* *flaming berry flies off and hits CL
Me: *cartoon sweatdrop*
Losi: *dancing*

CL: *many vein pops*
Eve: *glomp Losi*
Raya: *face/floor*

Fern: Skyburst is dead!
Skyburst: I AM NOT!HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE!
cynd: Why I made him I do not know.
Abyss: Well,there's still no point in killing.
cynd: I have a point!I need one human head a day,or I start to go insane!

Losi: *freeze in mid-pose* Wait...I thought Skyburst was a ghost-type...doesn't that mean he's not dead?
Me: I have no idea...
Jalorda: Daww...they're burnt! *chucks flaming berries behind her* *few hit CL, others hit cy2000 and the Eeveelutions*
Losi: *unfreeze* Aah! Flaming berry attack! *dances frantically to avoid*
Me: *catches one* *eats* Mm...not bad...a little dry though....

Me:*watches* what the hell? LOOK AT MY AVI AND MY SIG

Me: That's looking slightly awkward....

Me:I randomly snapped a screenshot when I noticed two of my Smugleaf desktop pets in that position

Creeeeeeeepyy....

lol, want the link to the Snivy Shimeji variant? its fun watching them walk around on my screen, the sides and even the top of it, oh and have you seen my topic here in fan arts?

Sure, I guess...and no sorry, I haven't. I'll check it out.

Here is the program, instructions on how to use it is in there too, Knock yourself out, I did not make this

Aww...too bad. I have a mac. Do you know if there is one for Mac?

cynd: Oh,you just reminded me.Losi needs to pay for what he did,and you do too.
Fern: Isn't going to end well...
Skyburst: I'm fire and dark-type.I don't know if I'm ghost-type.I'm still trying to figure everything out.
cynd: CL!YOU'RE ON!Let's hope that my dad doesn't see me on...

Dude ... um, WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
Look who's talking.
Yeah, you are.
Point?
I dunno ...
Who are you talking to?
You!
I'm YOU!
What!?
Yep!
Get back in my head!
No, you get back in MY head!
We have the same head, stupid!
You're stupid!
No, YOU'RE STUPID!
*continues argument with self*

Fern: Ooookay...
cynd: That's mean,Fern!*slaps Fern*

What?
Stop saying what I'm saying!
Copy Cat!
Shut up!!
You need to get back in my head!
Just be quiet.
Only if you be quiet.
Fine.
Fine!
FINE!
FINE!!
FINE!!!
FINE!!!!
FINEEEE!!!!!!!!

Fern: Wierd...
cynd: I am tempted to slap you again.

*slaps Fern*
How'd you do that?
I'd ask you the same thing!
we're awesome!
We should play Pokemon Black...
But you're stuck!
Right, stupid Elite Four ... Curse the fact that I have to train my Swadloon!
I know!
I hate being stuck.
Must agree ...

Fern: I hate you all...
cynd: Thank Arceus that you used your temporary power!Doesn't go away until you slap.Woohoo!
Fern: *growls*
cynd: *rolls eyes*Yeah,and I have wings.

.... BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *falls over laughing*
He think he can intimidate us!
OMG, what a wuss!
LOL, this is a hoot!

cynd: No,he thinks he can fight us.Simple as that.The guy can't even whack someone with a stick!
Fern: I no fight good!
cynd: You no fight at all,Fern!

Eve: *throws paw in the air* I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU!
CL(s): No you won't ...
Eve: Will to!

Fern: The girl likes every guy,it looks like.
Skyburst: Stay out of that again or I promise I'll rip your head straight off your body!
cynd: If you make Eve feel bad again,you're gonna get it.Bad.REALLY bad.
Fern: Okay,okay!Arveus!

Eve: ... W-What?
CL: Eve, who do you love?
Eve: My family!
CL: NO, LOVE-LOVE!!
Eve: Oh! I haven't decided. I just like to help. :3

Skyburst: Fern said Arveus.
Fern: I meant Arceus!
cynd: It looks like no girl has decided.
Skyburst: Raya-
cynd: I DON'T GIVE A!I meant an Eeveelution.
Jake: Laurie has!
cynd and Unmei: So you say.
Jake: No!Nononono!Not YOU!
Unmei: Good day,ladies and gentlemen!
cynd: The truth is,Storm is back.Laurie WAS Storm's girlfriend,ya know!
Jake: *trying not to kill anything* I know that.

Eve: Do you want me to just decide now and wait for my heart to break?
All: YES!
Eve: ...
Flare: *grabs Skyburst* MINE!
Eve: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! *slaps paws over mouth and falls over in silent laughter*
Flare: *growling*
Eve: You're too adorable to be threatening!
Flare: Meh!
Eve: Anyway, I'll wait for an acceptable guy to ask.
All: DAMN YOU!

cynd: I would stick with the first option,Eve.
Jake: Yeah,me too.
Unmei: Jake,you are to quick with your decisions.
Jake: I know that.I'm practicing for when I've gotta choose quick.
cynd: It looks like not anymore,Flare.Ivy seems better.
Skyburst: I'll kill you right here,right now.
cynd: *shrugs*I got nothin' to live for.Well,I'm on.At 2:30.My dad can't go to sleep quick,it looks like.
Skyburst: I've liked Flare all this time,not Ivy.
cynd: You've never met Ivy.
Fern: cynd's got a point.
Skyburst: And I have three eyes.
cynd: YOU DO!?
Skyburst: .Anyway,Ivy can get a better guy,don't you think?
cynd: So,you're saying that you're not a good guy?
Skyburst: No,but I'm not good.I was made to kill.Remember that.
cynd: Sure you were.
Skyburst: *sighs*Look,you acted like you didn't want us to talk about love.Now,you're going ahead and trying to get me and Ivy together.
cynd: *in the middle of dialing a number*Uhhh...Yeah,that's pretty much it.There are better girls than Flare.Let Flare be with Morte or something.
Skyburst: No one kill her,she's just crazy.Actually,let me kill her,and we can all live in peace.

Ivy: *sigh* I feel unloved.
CL: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Flare: You're all nuts!
CL: Aww, thanks!
Ivy: Flare, why do so many guys like you!?
Flare: I have low self-esteem.
Ivy: *face/paw* ... Lucky b---h.
Flare:
Eve: I'm just random and adorable!
Ivy: What, I'm not adorable?
Eve: You're just too ... girly.
Ivy: I have white fur! I can't get it all dirty like you lot because it would stain and I'd be brown for the rest of my life!

Jalorda: BERRIES!!!! *hits cynd and CL with flaming berries*
Losi: *walking around humming* lalalalala

*sighs while being pelted with berries* ... *sips on soda*

Me: ...that's the first time I've seen CL not explode when someone's hitting her...or was it the second...idk..great...
Losi: *shot with tranquilizer* Zzzzzzzz....
Jalorda: Huh? >.> <.<

Eve: Um ... *poking Losi* 'teh f--k?
CL: *sighs* Soda calms me down.
Flare: *also poking Losi*

Losi: *twitching*
Jalorda: *shot with trank* ZZzzzz
Me: *looking around*

TA DA!!!!!

Eve & Flare:

Me: Holy...*looks and sees men shooting tranks* curses...CL! Here! Now! Kill!
Jalorda & Losi: *twitching*

CL: *whistles*
Bramble and Spyder: *destroy said people*
CL: (as Spyder and Bramble destroy) *turns around* I require twenty dollars.

Me: Would you take the paper, or the gold?
Losi: I can't feel my limbs...
Jalorda: I don't have any limbs...

Spyder: Just give us your cash.
CL: *nods*
Bramble: *flies away* No reward needed for the saving of innocents!

Me: *sweatdrop* I don't have any dollars. But I have a pinch of gold dust that's worth twenty dollars. Here it- *takes out gold dust and hands to CL* *gold dust blows away*
Losi: Bad move boss...bad move
Me: eh heh heh...funny, good thing the gold dust is yours now. *flees* Yaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Jalorda: hey! I think I'm getting some feeling! *brick falls on Jalorda* Oww...