darkSpyro

Nice. It's good to see another procrastinator. I also got a history thingy I SHOULD be doing. Curse Homeschooling.

Spyder & Bramble: *struggling with the handcuffs.*

cynd: *puts head in the right place*We shall ends this today!*puts Water sword at Zero's neck*Any last word before I let Lacy at it?
Fern: ESCAPE!*dives into a random hole*

cynd: I've got Lacy.LACY!NEED YA OVER HERE!
Fern: You DON'T wanna know how Lacy does it...

Lacy the Celebi: *crackles knuckles* you do not know of my power.
CL: Lacy beat the crap out of Regigigas once ...
Lacy: He was gonna step on my shrine! I RIPPED OUT HIS ---- AND SHOVED IT DOWN HIS THROAT!!
CL: ... Lacy, that's disgusting!
Lacy: Why was that censored? I just said legs.

cynd: I've got Jet and Darkness also.Darkness has a metal bat,all be warned!
Jet: Why am I in here?
cynd: Let me see...cuz you're evil.I just LOVE that about you!
Darkness: Woohoo!Let's BLAST SOME EARDRUMS!
Fern: I am slowly dying!

Eve: -for some reason is wearing a heavy black cloak- Fern, you're lucky.
Flare: I am not happy.
Lacy: agreed, Flare.

Fern: No,I really am not.At least you HAD a life!
Kaede: You had one too,idiot!
Fern: I'm so very swad!
Skyburst: Why are you not happy?I'll make ya happy,Flare!*hugs Flare*Anything you need,just ask!
cynd: You've really gotta cut the crap,Sky.

Flare: I see an amazing lack of death ...
Eve: *gives an emotionless expression with the light in her eyes dieing rapidly*
Spyder: awk ... ward ....

Kaede: NO!DON'T!IT'S PERMANENT IF YOU DO IT,EVE!
Darkness: He's right!Look at Jet!He doesn't show ANY emotion!It's very hard to be with a Pokemon who doesn't have emotions.
Jet: Well,it's the little Raieon's choice,y'know.
cynd: Your best bet now is joining with the Dark Song members.
Jet: That's what I did.
cynd: Exactly!Oh,you sound so awesome when planning evil stuff!
Jet: *rolls eyes*Whatever.
Skyburst: Whatdaya mean,Flare?
cynd: *points at Fern,then Kaede,then the still cowering Abyss,then at Eve*Duh?
Skyburst: ...Oh.

Eve: .... *still silent and emotionless* ... why are you all so strange?
Flare: I see dead people.
CL: *sweat drop*

Skyburst: We were made that way,Eve.Those scientists screw up too much.
cynd: It's a Pokemon thing.And,I mean Dark Song members.Not like a band.
Fern: POKEMON!We are Pokemon!*waves pompoms at Bolt's face*
Skyburst: Cheerio.
cynd: Ability!?What the heck is your ability,Sky.
Skyburst: Being a freak.
cynd: Ha ha.Very funny.I needz straight answer!
Skyburst: Ask the scientists!I don't even know WHAT I am!
cynd: You're a Wraitheon.
Skyburst: I didn't mean it that way.

Eve: *sigh*
CL:
Raya: *somehow still killing things*

Skyburst: Hey,do you think I look a little like a Flareon and Zoroark combined?
cynd: ...Maybe.Vanilluxe still creeps me out...All of the new Pokemon are creepy except for some.
Fern: Leafeons still rule!
cynd: No,no,they don't.
Fern: Aw,c'mon!
cynd: Okay,this is getting stupid.I'm off to kill things!*runs over to Raya*Woohoo!:3

Gyah!

cynd: D-o!You have come!*glomps D-o*Here's what ya missed out: We have a new person that joined randomness!Her name is Bolt!Give it up for Bolt!Oh,and we found out that Abyss is afraid of ducks.
Fern: HEY!You missed my No Sleep But Laugh video!
cynd: Spyro's afraid of ducks,too!

...no....I saw it. It was very....pixilized....

Fern: Woohoo!This dude is great!
cynd: Shut it,Fern.Just shut it.

Raya: *just finishing swallowing a person whole* hey-ya, cynd!
Eve: *still depressed*
Flare: Sarcastic and stinging retort.
CL: *killing things with a scythe*

cynd: That was awesome!*points at Raya*You!Kill a person and gimme a head!They're the juiciest.
Fern: I'd rather some big an' bloody party.
Skyburst: Same here.

Eve: Parties give you nothing.
Flare: okay. *shrugs*

Raya: *shrugs* alright. *stalks off into the city*

Fern: Well,they're better than this!Where's the randomness!?*walks over to CL*Thank Arceus you've got some!

cynd: *follows Raya,bouncing with excitement*

CL: *is staring off into space* ...
-in CL's mind-
Voice 1: OMG, YOU BRAIN IS TURTLE!
Voice 2: Are we insane?
Voice 3: No we're perfectly sane!
Voice 2: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Voice 1: CL, dinner's ready!
Voice 3: Shut up, mom, I'm talking with my friends!
Voice 1: Beef Jerky is yummy.
Voice 2: I LOVE BEEF JERKY!
Voice 3: Mmm ... beef jerky ...
-outside CL's mind-
CL: mmm ... beef jerky is yummy.....


Raya: *grabs some random person by the neck, and puts enough pressure for the head to pop off like a grape* there.

Fern: I've never tried.

cynd: Woohoo!*starts to eat the human head happily*

CL: *hands Fern beef jerky*

Raya: *swallows the person whole* Hey ... is that Eve?
cloaked figure: *walking past dead bodies*

Fern: *sniffs it*How do you eat it?

cynd: *shrugs*Who gives a-?Just eat!*wolfs down random heads*

CL: *sighs* like this. *takes a bit of beef jerky, sticks it in her mouth, chews, and swallows*
Flare: *takes a bit of beef jerky*

Raya: *scarfs down the bodies from which the heads come*

Losi: Eve!! Being depressed is my line! *glomps Eve*
Me: Mmm...may I have some?

Eve: *sigh*

CL: Sure. *hands bag over to D-o*

Losi: EEVE!!!! *tickles Eve*
Me: Yay! *grabs some and stuffs in mouth* Yum!

Eve: ...... *unamused expression, and pulls hood further over her head*

Flare: *gnawing on Beef jerky* ... *reads package label* You should give Losi some ...

Losi: drat...I thought that would work...and no I'm a vegetarian.
Me: Well no wonder!
Losi: No wonder what?
Me: Vegetarians don't have happy lives.
Losi:
Me: Here *throws beef jerky*
Losi:
Me: *stuffs in mouth*

Flare: *snickers* It was the spicy kind ...
Eve: Flare, that was mean.
Flare: That's the poi- *is cut off form Eve punching her inn the face. Hard*
Eve: *pulls hood completely over her head and continues to walk away*

Jet: So,she has no emotions,huh?
cynd: Probably.The only thing you ever show is anger.
Jet: I think you're reffering to Losi.
cynd: I AM!?OH,SHOOT!Oh,well.*takes alot of beef jerky and stuffs into mouth,swallowing in one chew* *licks lips*Yum.Animals.
Fern: Ugh,I've just lost my appetite.
Skyburst: I HAVEN'T,AT LEAST!*grabs the bag of beef jerky and eats it all*
cynd: Hey!That was CL's!
Skyburst: So?I needed some real food.All you ever eat is heads.
cynd: *in the process of eating a random head*...True...

CL: *takes out toothpick*
Flare: Skyburst, you may want to run ...

Losi: Eve! Stop being depressed! *epic glomps Eve again*
Me: Mmm...spicy! *eats spicy kind*
Jalorda: Berries! *chucks berries at everyone*

Skyburst: Shoot!
cynd: Yeah...*eats another head*
Skyburst: *still stays*
Fern: Arceus,Skyburst!She's gonna charage at ya WITH A TOOTHPICK!HAIL TO THE TOOTHPICK!
cynd: If you don't shut up,there's going to be another toothpick and it's gonna be a LITTLE bit more bigger.It's called a sword,not to mention that it's a ghost sword.
Fern: She's got a ghost sword...*backs away*
Jake: Aw,what's wrong,Eve?

Eve: Everything ...

CL: cynd, mind if I kill Skybrust and then bring him back to life again?
Flare: *grabs popcorn* SAY YES, cynd, SAY YES!!!!

Losi: Hey! I'm here! And I'm not depressed! ...for now...
Me: That doesn't mean anything Losi...
Losi: Maaaan!!>.<
Jalorda: Ooo! *munching on berries*

cynd: It's not my choice.
Skyburst: WHAYT DO YOU MEAN!?
cynd: I've made it so that I don't control anyone's choices.CL killing you has nothing to do with me.
Skyburst: Of course it has something to do with you!You created me!
cynd: Not really.The scientists created you.
Skyburst: That's not what I'm talking about.
cynd: Oh,I forgot to say that I'm not really going to be on much.
Skyburst: SHE CHANGED THE SUBJECT!
cynd: It's an important subject!
Jake: What do you mean by everything?
Skyburst: Flare wants me to die...
Fern: Everyone does,if you haven't noticed.

Losi: I don't!
Me: You don't really count.
Losi: Do you ALWAYS have to crush my dreams!
Me: Yea- wait...Skyburst living is your dream??
Losi: I- Uh- Well-
Me: You're more messed up than I imagined.
Losi: *sweatdrop* No...I just don't want people to die!
Me: *whew* Good...

Eve: ...*backs away slowly*
Flare: *munching on popcorn*
CL: Maybe I shouldn't ... Is Skyburst important to the main plot?

cynd: ...I have no freakin' clue.I can't possibly think THAT far,CL!
Skyburst: So,you decided to add some uneeded action in the Eeveelution rp?
cynd: Yeah,pretty much.I want some action involving humans!
Skyburst: Why humans?Why not some Pokemon?
cynd: Because I never said no humans in the rules,stupid!Also,I've tried Pokemon maybe ten thousand times.I end up using the same ideas over and over... It's stressful.And annoying.And stupid.
Skybust: Hm,I see.
Jake: Nevermind,then...
Abyss: I agree with the Quilaceon.No point in killing.What did it get us?Oh,I know!A ghost Raieon!Did that do us any good?No!
Kaede: You're right in a real wierd way.
Abyss: Idiots...

Eve: I have a name ...

CL: *picks up Skyburst by the scruff and guts him slowly with a toothpick right then and there*

Losi: *pats Eve on back* It's okay. It was meant to be not offensive. *sees CL* NOOOOOO!!!!!
Me:
Jalorda: Berries!

CL: You're all such morons! *drops Skyburst and licks toothpick* mmm ... strawberry~!
Flare: Did you seriously just say his BLOOD tasted like STRAWBERRIES!?
CL: ... yeah ... It does!
Eve: *sighs*

Me: *facepalm* And thus, another one bites the dust...
Jalorda: STRAWBERRIES!!! *licking up blood* MMmmm!! It is strawberries!! *licks*
Losi: darn...now I'm depressed...
Me: *epic double facepalm*