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Jason: *hears something snaps* Jet Watch out *jumps back as a net comes up* *slides back and his foot trip a wire causing Iron Throns to shoot out of the trees* Crap *gets hit* GAH! *send spinning in the air*

"What just happened?" Pitri asked right before stepping into a lifting trap designed to hoist light victims into the air. Pitri, being way too heavy, was unaffected. "Pitri, your leg!" Watchog called out. As Pitri looked at his leg, Watchog was caught in a similar trap. Needless to say, Watchog was NOT too heavy. "Huh? Oh, ha ha ha, stupid mortals," Pitri said before burning the trap off his leg. He didn't even see Watchog get trapped.

OOC: I can be on for a it every day, but I won't be here regularly again till about Friday.

Jason: Urg...

???: *a Scyther comes out of the bushes with and uses Slash*

Jason: *jumps out of the way and ducks as the Bug/Flying type made another attempt* *jumps back*

Scyther: Heh *behind Jason* Die human!

Jason: *thinks* Crap! *thinks*

???: Hydro Pump! *blast Scyther away from Jason*

Jason: Huh? *looks to see Cannon running up* Cannon

Cannon: Jason get behind me *runs in front of him* *to Scyther* I don't know who you are but you made a mistake when you attack my friend!

Scyther: A lonely human Ha! they are filthy creatures that needs to be eilmated! *Flash Swipe*

Cannon: You'll have to get through me to get to Jason *pulls out a Blast Seed*

Meanwhile

???: Hmph...Somehow I knew that fat pig wouldn't get caught..*sighs* Why is it that if you want to get something done right you'll have to do it yourself....Water Shuriken!

Scyther:Urg... Come on out boys *a group of Sableye comes out*

Cannon: Urrgh....*nervous* Our chances don't look that great..

Jason: I'm not going to back down *ready to fight*

Cannon: Jason just stay back

Jason: No If you're going to fight there is no way I'm sitting back I'm fighting

Cannon: But your a human aren't you?! You don't know how to-

Jason: So what I'm a human! It doesn't matter I know we can win if we work together as a Team!

Scyther: Big words for a worthless human Attack! *Sableye charge in*

Jason: Lets do this!

Cannon: *thinks* He's serous....Heh Fine then..*thinks* *smirks* Ok then Lets go! *Jason and Cannon charges in*


Greninja: Gah! *Jumps up and use Double Team* Well now what are you going to do now if you can't find me Heheh *One clone use Night Slash behind Blaizken*

Occ: I thought he hit Scyther because he was following Jason

Occ: Oh I'll change it then

Pitri was hit directly by the Water Shuriken. Eventually, he stomped around in the direction it came from, shaking the ground with every step. "Okay, who threw that!?" Eventually, he saw a Blaziken knock ??? out of a tree, who happened to be a Greninja. "Oh, hello there Pipsqueak. Did you want to get pounded?"

Greninja: Filthy humans No worries I have the perfect cure for your disease *Uses Spike around Pitri's feet*

Cannon: Skull Bash! *bash his head against a Sableye*

Jason: *ducks under a Sableye's Fury Swipe and punches him in the gut and jumps and kick its head* *panting

Scyther: *Hits Cannon with Slash*

Cannon: AH!

Jason: Cannon!

Scyther: You're next *Slash*

Jason: Gah!

"Hmph! I don't need to walk," Pitri said. "I can stand, bend my knees, and annihilate you from here! Beso Toxico!" Pitri then shot Smog at Greninja, making sure to aim carefully.

Greninja: *jumps back*


Jason: I won't give up...You jerk AHHH *gets up and runs toward Scyther* *claws brust with dark energy*

Cannon: That's Shadow Claw!

Scyther: *Slash*

Jason and Scyther attacks collided

Jason:......*drops to a knee* Urg...

Scyther: Heh I've wo- *Before he could finish speaking he fell to the ground* *thinks* What No Impossible I've been defeated by a lonely human!! *thinks before fainting*

Raticate hid in the trees, hoping to either avoid being seen or get the drop on Greninja, Watchog was merely cheering Pitri on. Pitri, of coarse, was going on an ego trip. "He he he, I'm so strong. Why don't I make your last minutes enjoyable." Raticate started to get worried. "Oh no, here it comes..." Sure enough, Pitri started to bend his knees and sing.

"I'm the big bad boar, I'm a mean Mister Pig!
I am powerful, cool, and I'm totally big!
Don't you dare throw a fist, you will burn on contact!
With my skin so fat, it may crunch on impact!
My flaming hot breath causes terrible fright!
My magical powers come born from the night!
The first you see when I stomp in the room
is a great red mammoth with a great big boom!
I'm a mighty mighty pig with a mighty strong arm!
I can shatter great stone, to my knuckle no harm!
You don't wanna cross me, better take these suggestions!
Cause I'm Pitri the Miserable, have any QUESTIONS!?!"

With every line he sent attack after attack at the Greninja, dabbling into his list of spells he used Smog, Fire Blast, and Gyro Ball attacks. ...But Pitri had no moves for countering Greninja. And without a true fighting move, he'd have to punch if Greninja got up close. Watchog was just watching and cheering.

Greninja: Fool I'm just going to shut you up no- !!! *puts his hand over his head* What....Fine! This isn't over pig We'll be back *retreats*


Jason: *falls over*

Cannon: *catches* I got ya

Jason: *thinks* I got lucky today..

"Yaaaay! Pitri you are so awesome!" said Pitri's lovable mooch. Raticate came out with a dumbfounded look. "He didn't even do anything, Watchog." Pitri started to laugh. "Oh he is just too chicken to fight someone as awesome as I." Raticate looked around for the others. "Is everyone alright?" He asked everyone, including Jason, Cannon, the Blaziken, etc.

Jason: We need to...

Greninja: *appears in front of them grabbing Scyther* Sableyes Retreat but leave them something to remember us bye *runs*

Sableye: *Toxic* *runs*

Cannon: *both he and Jason were poison* Gah!

Raticate was caught in the Toxic as well. "Cough! Stupid Sableyes! Someone... Help."

Cannon: Dang it....*pulls out a orb* Health Orb! *the Poison status was heal* *thinks* Next time buy Pecha Scarves *thinks*

Raticate smiled at the Heal Orb. "Thank you, Cannon," Raticate said with a smile. Still, one problem did persist. "Uh... Anyone have Defog or Rapid Spin?" Pitri asked.

Occ: They Sc they didn't get Jason or Jet

Cannon: *panting* No problem...

Cannon: Thanks

Jason: Great what was that all about...?

Cannon: Here I have this *holds out a Revive Seed*

Watchog came out. "Master... I got a Trapbust orb!" He said before using it. The spikes disappeared from Pitri's feet. "Whoa. Well done, Watchog!" Pitri said before rubbing Watchog's head. Watchog seemed to be very pleased with this.

"Anyone else think those two might be gay for each other?" Raticate asked the others.

Jason: *thinks* I think that he can't sing...or rap...*thinks* -__-;

"Those two drive me nuts. And yet, they're both pretty cool guys if you get to really know them," Raticate mentioned. Raticate looked at Jason's face, and sensed that his feelings towards Pitri were not positive ones. "Meh, you'll get used to him. Well probably."

Jason: Meh..

Cannon: Jason

Jason: Huh

Cannon: *punch him in the face*

Jason: What the heck!!

Cannon: That's for not telling the truth earlier why didn't you tell me that your a human

Jason: It never came up!

"Whoa! Cannon! Are you sure that was the right approach to the situation?" Raticate asked. Raticate looked at Jason and frowned. "Are you hurt?" he asked.

Jason: I'm fine..

"They must have been after fatso too," Raticate said. "He's supposedly human too."

"I heard that!" Pitri called out.

Jason: Look I'm sorry that I mislead you Cannon but-

Cannon: I'm good now I just need that one punch

Jason: *thinks* Are you serous...*thinks*

"I still don't think that was right," Raticate mentioned.

Cannon: Whatever

Jason: Anyways...What now? Do we wait around here for them to come back? Or should we head on back to Post Town

Eventually, Raticate noticed Star. "Oh... Hello there. Who are you?" he asked.

(OOC: Maybe we went a bit too fast for Spyro-Gamer.)

Jason: Huh?

Occ: Oh yeah sorry about that

Jason: you're kind of late for that

Jason: Something wrong Jet?