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Can't wait!

(on phone) Hi, Lisa! I heard that you want me to date this guy. Is that true? What's his name? Why won't you tell me? You want it to be a blind date? Oh well, bye!

(on phone) Hello? Oh, hey Lisa. Yep. All ready to go! What's her name? Jerk. Bye.



Ugh, when is he gonna get here!
CHILL!
IGNITOR!

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So you really like Ig?
Yep! He's actually really kind. And sweet. And kinda cute...
But he is also a fire element. Your teams don't get along very well.
So.
How did the date go?
Great! He even walked me home!
But isn't the restaurant 50 miles away from here?!
Yep.
How long do you think it'll last?
Shut up! He's coming!
Hey, Chilly!
Hi Iggy! How was your day?
It was just a usual, boring day. How was your day?
Same. So are we gonna go see the movie?
What are you going to watch?
Twilight. But there's this new chick called Rollerbrawl. She's a skater.
Even though boyfriends are supposed to hate that kind of stuff, I really enjoy drama.
And I hate drama. But it was his turn to pick.

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This isn't that bad.
Shhhh! Jacob's gonna tell Bella that he loves her! Oh no! Edward just walked in! This is getting good!
Yeah...
Could you pass the popcorn?
Sure.
This is Pop Thorn.
Pop Thorn: Hi!
What does it taste like?
Don't eat him!
*Throws PT back. Catches theater on fire.*
Ahhh! The movie theater is on fire! Ahhh!
(Everyone evacuates the building, Ignitor doesn't hear the screams of Mabu)
Why is Jacob on fire? Is he a new breed of werewolf? Or maybe-
YOU CAUGHT THE MOVIE THEATER ON FIRE!
I don't see any fire.
I PUT IT ALL OUT! YOU'RE A JERK!!! WE ARE THROUGH!
*cries*
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so hard on you.
Uh? Oh sorry, Bella is dead. Oh well, movie's over. Let's go.







Chill and Ignitor. Chilgor? Illgitor? Oh well, doesn't matter. And who thought that Ignitor would like Twilight...

Third Page=Happiness! Pop Thorn probably doesn't taste good. Well, that pretty much explains my comments on the story.

Woo hoo for third page! I'm guessing you ship "Chillgor?" Lol

igchillger?

Ignitill? Haha

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uttster13 Presents:
Tales of Skylands!


Odd Couple


Starring:
Chill
and Ignitor!

(on phone) Hi, Lisa! I heard that you want me to date this guy. Is that true? What's his name? Why won't you tell me? You want it to be a blind date? Oh well, bye!

(on phone) Hello? Oh, hey Lisa. Yep. All ready to go! What's her name? Jerk. Bye.

At Restaurant

Ugh, when is he gonna get here!
CHILL!
IGNITOR!

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So you really like Ig?
Yep! He's actually really kind. And sweet. And kinda cute...
But he is also a fire element. Your teams don't get along very well.
So.
How did the date go?
Great! He even walked me home!
But isn't the restaurant 50 miles away from here?!
Yep.
How long do you think it'll last?
Shut up! He's coming!
Hey, Chilly!
Hi Iggy! How was your day?
It was just a usual, boring day. How was your day?
Same. So are we gonna go see the movie?
What are you going to watch?
Twilight. But there's this new chick called Rollerbrawl. She's a skater.
Even though boyfriends are supposed to hate that kind of stuff, I really enjoy drama.
And I hate drama. But it was his turn to pick.

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This isn't that bad.
Shhhh! Jacob's gonna tell Bella that he loves her! Oh no! Edward just walked in! This is getting good!
Yeah...
Could you pass the popcorn?
Sure.
This is Pop Thorn.
Pop Thorn: Hi!
What does it taste like?
Don't eat him!
*Throws PT back. Catches theater on fire.*
Ahhh! The movie theater is on fire! Ahhh!
(Everyone evacuates the building, Ignitor doesn't hear the screams of Mabu)
Why is Jacob on fire? Is he a new breed of werewolf? Or maybe-
YOU CAUGHT THE MOVIE THEATER ON FIRE!
I don't see any fire.
I PUT IT ALL OUT! YOU'RE A JERK!!! WE ARE THROUGH!
*cries*
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so hard on you.
Uh? Oh sorry, Bella is dead. Oh well, movie's over. Let's go.

The End

Author's Log:

Chill and Ignitor. Chilgor? Illgitor? Oh well, doesn't matter. And who thought that Ignitor would like Twilight...

Third Page=Happiness! Pop Thorn probably doesn't taste good. Well, that pretty much explains my comments on the story.

Well I Guess That Wraps It Up!

i feel bad for :ig:

Hey guys, it's been a while since a story has came out. Sorry, I had one cray-cray school week! (Band, Speech Team, etc.) But, next week, there will be some new stories. And, maybe, possibly, some how, the Swap Force will make appearances. So, I therefor name next week:



Plus, stories will include:



Here's a preview of one of the stories:




Gill Grunt returns as one of the judges, but now, Magna Charge and Trap Shadow join him!


*Also, Beastly Pt.2 will NEVER be written!*

^Sounds good! And go band!

Well everybody, today kicks off Swap Force Week! Let's start with identifying the names of all the Swappers:

Wash Buckler = WB
Blast Zone = BZ
Magna Charge = MC
Spy Rise = SR
Fire Kraken = FK
Stink Bomb = SB
Grilla Drilla = GD
Night Shift = NS
Free Ranger = FR
Rattle Shake = RS
Boom Jet = BJ
Freeze Blade = FB
Rubble Rouser = RR
Doom Stone = DS
Hoot Loop = HL
Trap Shadow = TS

And if you combine:

Wash Shake = WS
Fire Bomb = FB
Night Ranger = NR
and so on...

Swap Week will be from 9/16/13 to 9/22/13.
I most likely won't use all the Swappers, but, if there are some good reviews for this week, there might be an extension.

This sounds good! Go Swap-Force Week!!

i would like to see some swappers interacting with some normal landers

like stink bomb and stealth elf....or fire kraken and sunburn
etc

Let's kick off Swap Force Week with a brand-spanking new story!



So are you guys exited for season 2?!?!
MG: Yeppers!
TS: You know it, Gilly!

Scorp enters the stage...

Scorp: Hello!
MC: Hola, senorita!
TS: You just called him a girl...
MC: Oops, sorry senor.
What can you do, Scorp?
Scorp: I can throw these awesome orbs that wipe out all electronics.
MC: Crap. Yeah that's not see that...
TS: What else?
Scorp: I can dig underground like Terrafin!
*Scorp digs through the concrete stage*
That was impressive!
MC: Pretty good.
Scorp: Watch what you say, I could easily short-circuit you with my orbs of...greenness! Yeah... let's call it that.
Yes!
TS: YES!!!
MC: Whatever...

Scratch enters onto stage, falls in hole dug by Scorp


TS: I think she's dead.
MC: Yep, probably dead.
That eliminated the competition pretty fast.

Wind Up enters stage, sees hole, walks around it. I guess he's pretty smart...

Wind Up: Hi! I'm Wind Up! You can call me Windy if you want.
TS: Sounds like a fast food restaurant.
MC: He's in! I said so. My vote counts three!
What are you doing?
Wind Up: Well my hands are butterfly knives, and they spin around a lot.
Can you stop that, please.
Wind Up: Nope.
TS: What can you do?
MC: He has knives for hands! What can't he do?
Wind Up: It's hard to eat...
*Wind Up slows down, stops completely*
What?!?!
MC: I think we need to wind him up. I guess it was in the name...
TS: This won't work.
MC: Why not?
TS: If we have to wind him up in the middle of a battle, well, you know what'll happen.
Okay, but if we get our nerds at HQ to fix his keys, we'll be fine.
MC: He's in.
TS: Okay.
Sure. Why not. And if we didn't let him in, Magna Charge would have killed us.
MC: You got that right!




Happy Swap Force week! Which newlander do you wanna see next?!?! Leave a comment and tell me!

Oh, sorry NINJask, I know you like Scratch...

I like Scratch too!! I wrote a Fanfic!! But I thought it was hilarious! I like how you wrote Magna Charge! I don't really have many ideas for who to use next... Maybe Smolderdash? Yeah, I've got no idea. Good chapter though!

i lie it! do it with cynder with scratch having a girls night out (Whoop whoop)

anyone but dune bug...

*cries* poor scratch
MAKE HER ALIVE ASAP!

Sorry guys, no new story today. But, here is a lineup of this week's stories!





*NOTE* "Dark" is a possibility...
It'll happen if you want it to...

I'd read any story you write! Also, Camo, Scratch AND Freeze Blade in the same fic? Those are some of my favorite new Skylanders! Also... Camo and Scratch in the same fic...? *raises eyebrow*

Hey! It was just a coincidence! As soon as a posted it, I thought



But it'll be fine...

OMG I'm cracking up!! I was wondering if you shipped Scramo. You can use them how you want! Hahaha, you are hilarious even when you're not posting a story!

HL: Hey Wash, how's it going?
WB: Pretty good, how has your day been?
HL: Same. You wanna play a game of cards?
WB: Sure. But there's always a catch with you magic owls...so what is it?
HL: I own your soul.
WB: No.
HL: Darn. How about your legs?
WB: Sure.
*Hoot Loop wins*
HB: This are nice! You guys can climb walls, LIKE SPIDERMAN!
WL: What's "Spiderman"?
HB: I don't know...
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HB: Hey Blast Zone!
BZ: Hey Hoot Lo- WHERE ARE YOU LEGS!?!?!
HB: I traded them for Wash Buckler's, so you can call me Hoot Buckler!
BZ: But Eon said we couldn't do that. It confused the fans. Like that guy off of FGTV. He doesn't know our names. Silly little man...
HB: Wanna swap?
BB: We already did.
HZ: When?
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BB: Hey Ninth Shift!
NS: That's not my name! I told you, I'm not a person's work hour.
BB: Whatever. It's pretty cool to float around, right?
NS: Yep. Why do you ask?
BB: No reason.
*BB knocks NS down, and steals his ectoplasm, leaving him with no legs*
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BS: Hello Free Ranger, can I have your legs?
FR: No. Why do you want them?
(Wash Loop comes in)
WL: He has been stealing legs. No Ninth Shift has no legs!
N: I told you it WAS NIGHT SHIFT!!!
FR: Do you want to swap, Wash Loop?
WL: Sure.
BS: I am so confused!



So far the combinations are:
Wash Ranger
Free Loop
Blast Shift
Hot Dog
Ninth
Hoot Zone



FL: Why don't we all switch back!
BS: Good idea!
WR: Okay.
(HZ walks in, switches back with everyone)
WB: Now it's all better.
BZ: Yep!
N: Where are my legs!




Hello everyone! I have been having a pretty good day, haven't you? WELL I DON'T CARE! Sorry about that, I might be bipolar...
Anyway, this is the second story for SF Week, YAY! Scorched is next, then Scratched, and then, possibly Dark.
It has also been a month since I made this topic, and it seems like it has gotten pretty big, which I like that a lot.

My favorite parts: Quote:

HB: Hey Blast Zone!
BZ: Hey Hoot Lo- WHERE ARE YOU LEGS!?!?!
HB: I traded them for Wash Buckler's, so you can call me Hoot Buckler!
BZ: But Eon said we couldn't do that. It confused the fans. Like that guy off of FGTV. He doesn't know our names. Silly little man...

Quote:

BB: Hey Ninth Shift!
NS: That's not my name! I told you, I'm not a person's work hour.

Quote:

So far the combinations are:
Wash Ranger
Free Loop
Blast Shift
Hot Dog
Ninth
Hoot Zone

Nice!! This was a great chapter! I can't wait for more of Swap-Force week! And hooray for the month old Fanfic!! *throws confetti* YAY!

Okay everyone, there will be a story (it's under this announcement), but I would like to say a couple things first:

1. Sorry for not posting a story yesterday, I was busy.
2. I want everyone that reads the stories to post! I love to hear your comments and read them! Some are funny...but it allows me to see what you (the reader) like and want you want in the upcoming stories. Also, I like to see the number of posts go up. (don't we all ) But if there aren't many posts, the topic may close .
3. That about sums it up!




Hey Smolder!
Smolder: AHH! *burns Camo's face*
AHH! What was that for?!
Smolder: You scared me. I don't like being scared. So wazzup?
Well, my face is on fire. So let's start with that.
Smolder: I told you already. You scared me.
How was that scary?
Smolder: You creeped up on me. Leave the creeping to Grimmy.
(FK walks up)
FK: Hey guys!
Hey.
FK: Why is your face on fire?
Smolder: He scared me. I don't like that. So wazzup?
FK: Nothing really. But I learned this new move with my batons! Want to see it?
Smolder: Sure!
Ye- AHH! YOU HIT MY FACE WITH A FLAMING BATON!
FK: Sorry. Let's try again!
N-AHH! You hit me in the tail!
Smolder: Do you smell charred lettuce?
FK: Again, sorry. Three times a charm!
NO! AHH! YOU HIT ME IN THE EYES!
Smolder: Stop screaming! *Burns Camo's Face*
AHH! Mwy fwace is stwarting two swell!
FK: I'm just gonna go practice over there.
Iwt hwurts weally bwad! Pwease helwp me!
Smolder: Sorry bud, but I'm going on a mission in, umm, NOW! Good luck! *whips Camo*
Was twat a pwat on thwe bwack?
Hwello?
Anybwody twere?
AHH!




Camo was injured pretty bad. Tomorrow, or whenever the next story is, we will pick up with Camo being attacked by claws. Luckily, he will be able to talk...

Sounds interesting... I'll try and post everytime I read. I like it when people do that on mine too. Otherwise it feel like, although you know they are reading, you can't tell. No one like work with no feedback! :0

^ Exactly! I think it's one of those things authors want; FEEDBACK!!!

Yup! ~Feedback makes teh world go round...~

Good evening/morning/afternoon everyone! I have decided that if I don't get a lot of comments, the stories will END. Yes. You heard me. END. I just want this to go on, and get more people reading.

Oh yeah, Barkley Origins, the new FanFic coming in Oct., the name will be changed to Barkley.
Here's some info:




The topic name will be:

Why do you need my permission? :/ Anyways, sounds good! I can't wait for it and what comes next, if ya' know what I mean.

My face hurts so bad! Luckily it is swollen anymore.
Scratch: Why does your face hurt?
FB: Fire Kraken and Smolderdash beat the crap out of him, with fire.
Just shut up already!
Scratch: Just calm down, I'll get you some ice. Freeze Blade, give me some ice.
FB: Magic word?
Scratch: Please?
FB: Lotion. The magic word is always lotion.
Scratch: GIVE ME ICE NOW!
I don't need ice!
Scratch: Don't yell at me! *Scratches Camo's face*
AHH! Why did you do that?!
Scratch: It's a cat's instinct to hurt people when they yell.
FB: Your not a cat. I'm a cat, so it would be my instinct to do that. *Scratches Camo*
First burns, now cuts and scrapes, this is a horrible weekend!
Scratch: Shut up, crybaby. I've always wanted to be a cat. I dunno why.
FB: That explains the claws...
Scratch: They where from my pet cat when I was a little girl. And they're green because I found a cute bedazzler at Target.
I could use some ice. And some pain medicine.
FB: First you don't want ice, then you want ice. Make up your mind, crybaby! *Blasts Camo with ice*
That's too much ice! It's so col-ld-ld.
Scratch: You are definitely a crybaby.
FB: And a drama queen.
Help me!
Scratch: What's the magic word?




What a crybaby!

Tomorrow ends Swap Force Week, there was a planned extension, but only one person has really commented...
(Sky Airglow, what a great person!)
The story Dark most likely won't happen...
FEEDBACK! FEEDBACK! FEEDBACK!
And I encourage all the guests to create an account!

ok that was nice

will you ever use users like THgold did with me

(that was a great yet quite true stoyr haha)

^ Sorry, I won't use any users of the forums in a story.

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*snip*
2. I want everyone that reads the stories to post!
*snip*

Yes sir!

^ I'm pretty sure that I am a guy...

I didn't know, so I stated it that way.

^ I know that you didn't know. Just a clarification!

Lotion!! And thanks a ton. I'm guessing that this is ending soon?

^ NO!!! ToS isn't ending soon. It might take a small break, after SSF comes out. (So I can have time to play the game and get ideas from it) But it isn't ending.

And I'm also glad that you think Camo acts like a cat too! That's why I ship him and Scratch. Cat-wannabe's Hahahahahahaha Of course, Scratch could in some way be related to a cat, but you get what I'm saying.

Camo neads respect lol

Oh okay. Phew! Otherwise, J would lose one of teh Fanfics I read!

Hola peeps! Every wonder what happens when Warnado gets sick? Of course you didn't! But anyway, here is the general idea of the next story!




Warnado is sick! And who's gonna help him? Jet-Vac!
But, when wind turtles get sick...THEY BARF BABY WARNADOS!
Why you ask? I don't honestly know. It came to me while I was trying to sleep.
So Warnado is sick, Jet-Vac helps him. He throws up, they take babies to the pet store, like everyone does with their vomit-babies.
Sorry about no new story yesterday, I was grounded. Isn't that fun?

Well it seems like no one wanted to comment, but the next story will be tomorrow. I'm also coming up with ideas for my next FanFic, Skylands' Legends. Check it out on the other topic.

Sorry for no post!

Ugh, I feel soo sick.
What's wrong?
I've been feeling crappy all day. I think I'm gonna vom-BLAGHH.
I'll go get the mop. Wait. What are those tiny thing crawling around and your puke?
When wind-turtles get sick, they vomit out baby Warnado's.
How many?
Anywhere from 5-12. BLAGHH!
So that's nine. Then another six. Don't vomit again.
BLAGHH!
Twenty three. And that was on purpose.
Ugh, what are we going to do with them?
Two words: Pet Store.
We can't sell them. They're adorable.
We need money, and the pet store will take care of them.
Fine. Let's go brothah!
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PSG: Hello. Are you looking for a pet?
No he's sick.
PSG: This isn't the hospital.
What's that in the corner?
Please help me! I've been here for weeks. I was walking down the street and the cops said I needed a leash. I tried to show them my Skylander membership card, but they put a muzzle on me.
He'll be fine. Ahem, we have a bunch of animals that-
They aren't animals!
THAT we would like to sell you.
PSG: Okay. How many?
BLAGHH!
Umm...37?
PSG: Okay...Do you have cages for them to sleep in?
Can we buy 37 cages?
PSG: That'll be $312.
Dang. Umm, how about a really big one?
PSG: It's on sale.
Good.
PSG: For $312.
C'mon! Oh well. Just take 'em.
But I'll keep two. They're my babies. I love them.
PSG: Okay...this is kinda awkward. But you get $1.63 back.
I'll just keep them.




Who knew wind turtles barf babies? I sure didn't.
The next story will feature Fryno!

Hmm...
No new comments...
Hmm...

This new comment!! That was funny! I love the cages, Warnado's 'children', the interaction between and , and...

I can keep going!

^ Thanks! Glad to see someone enjoyed it!

I always enjoy it!

Thanks! And Darkness of Two Worlds is AMAZING!

Thanks sososososososo much!