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He is also in love. With a completely normal Eevee. Which is weird. In the end he eats her. ALIVE!! YES!! And then only three Guardians are left ... *sigh* poor poor Curly, Fang, and Fern ... But Elle needed to die! SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH THE ENEMY (Dusk)!!!!!

Wait, did you say something about mental help?

YES!!!! O.O CALLING ALL READERS!!! WE MUST TEMPORARILY ACT THERAPIST FOR CLOVER!!!!!

*glancing around* WHAT!? Is this about Dusk? It's just a form of torture for revealing their secret love! ... and oh so entertaining! Oh, wait, sh-t ...

EVERYONE, CLOVER NEEDS SOME SERIOUS HELP!!!!!!! O.O

*smiles nervously* eheheheheh, ehhh ... *hides behind Spyder*
Spyder: How the HELL did you get up here!?
CL: CRACK COCAINE!!
Bramble: What??!
CL: CRACKNYAN = AWESOME!!!!
Spyder: Cracknyan ...? WTF!?!?
CL: You know, from the Nyan Cat game ...
Bramble: Nyan ... cat?
Spyder: The f--k?
Dusk: CRACK!? WHERE!?
CL: Uhhh ... no place! *muttering to Dusk* GET! OUT! OF! HERE!
Dusk: uhh ...

CL: NOW!!
Cl: Yeah!
cL: he really should.
cl: He'll kill us all!
Cl: Naw, he'd just freak everybody out.
CL: So true, Cl!
cl: I THINK HE'S PLOTTING AGAINST US!!
cL: Just shut up and get back in my head.
cl: No, you get back in MY head!
cL: WE HAVE THE SAME HEAD, STUPID!
CL: Dinner's ready!
cl: REALLY!?
Cl: YUMMY!! PIZZZZAAAAAA!!!
CL: mmmm ...
All CLs (in my head): *stuffing face*

Bramble: this ... is ... scary ...
Spyder: Even I'M scared!!
Dusk: *eating pizza* I think it's fine!

.............................................................................
Everyone, I am now holding the emergency meeting regarding CLover's sanity. *sits down at the head of a conference table with everyone around it except CLover herself, who is suddenly locked in a box*

CL: Hey, shouldn't Dusk also be in here!?
Dusk: Hey, look! I CAN KILL THAT!!
Bramble: *face/claw*

Now, why am I in a box, Goldenfire? *taps on glass box*

Aretis: Pah! That'll never work! *skips happily away*

*snaps fingers and Aretis is back, in humanoid form, in a chair, D-o in the one next to him, Dusk in a separate glass box too* It'll work. CLove, because.

Me: Huh? Since when did I have anything to do with this?
Aretis: Hahahahahaaa! Oh, your humor is sooo amusing Gf! Glass...HAHAHAAA!!!

It's not humor, it's glass, if they smash it, it'll shatter and stab em through the head.
And you're here because you read my story.

Me: ...ookay...
Aretis: But I have scales! *points* Hahahaha!

CL: ... I dislike being in a BOX!
Cl: I hate it, too!
cl: I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A CONSPIRACY!!!
cL: I thought that was me?
cl: YOU KNEW AND TOLD NOBODY!!??
cL: ... yeah.
CL: Wait, who am I talking to?
Cl, cL, and cl: US!
CL: riiiiiiiight.

woah, looks like i missed a lot of craziness.
Nadia: yeah, and i'd consider that a good thing.
Abby: maybe, but at least you'll never be bored around crazy people.
Nadia: you'll never have a sane moment, either.

Exactly who are you saying "wtf?" to?
Cl: I think it's us.
CL: You're nuts, she can't mean US! ... wait ...

Thank you, Ezio-dono. C-chan, Nadia, Abby, D-o, Aretis, Ezio-dono, Loren, and Clow, it is now time to figure out how we are to help poor, poor, mental CLover. *everyone is around the table, CLover is in her glass box, Aretis is suddenly in an unbreakable box, and Dusk(right?) is also in a glass box*
Clow: Why am I here?
Loren: same.
Because you're my only two sane characters.

Aretis: Er...do you know if you can like put a tiny hole in this. This box has very limited oxygen... *tapping*
Me: yay, I'm not in a glass box!

*sweat drops* ... Clow?
Clow: The box already has airholes in it, fluffy! *lounging across his chair, bored witless*
Loren: *sweat drops* He's a dragon.
Clow: Does it LOOK like I care?
Loren: ahhh..... not particularly, no....
Clow: Exactly. I just wish Abby would get here... *sighs, missing Abby...*
Hey! Focus!!! *hits them both over the head with a book. Hardcover*
Both: OW!!!
Wimps...

Aretis: Mwahahahahaaaa!!!! *laughs evily*
Me: Baaad move...
Karo: Wolfy is in the house!!!
Me: Yay!

again, we miss out on some craziness.
Nadia: and again, i don't see the problem with that.
Abby: *sighs* because i'm bored, that's why, and Nadia doesn't want to do anything fun anymore...
Nadia: i do a lot of fun things. i train, i hunt, i--
Abby: do things that are part of your job that you do on a daily basis, and leave me with nothing to do.
Nadia: you've got your own job. you're a healer.
Abby: but first i need something to heal.
Nadia: fine. i'll go find myself a few vampires, and come back with a broken arm.
Abby: that's not what i meant! i'd rather do something fun, preferably with you.
Nadia: ok. well, i like to swim at the lake.
Abby: that's not funny! you know i hate water!
Nadia: then what do you suggest we do?
Abby: well, you could play your guitar, i could get my flute, and we could play a duet, or sing one, or something.
Nadia: got any other ideas?

Aretis: *turns his body into light and escapes box* Yah! *reforms in solid*
Karo: Aaah! More wolf thingies!!! *jumps on D-o*
Me: yes Karo, now off me, we're trying to resolve CL's crisis. *shatters box and yawns walking out unscratched*
Aretis: WHO WANTS POPCORN!!! *holds out corn kernels from Orville Redenbaucher's popcorn bags*

CL: ... okay, that was an unexpected turn of events!
cL: Hell yeah it was!
cl: soooo ... now what?
Cl: I was thinking of bringing Nana in.
CL, cl, and cL: NO!!!!!
Cl: Too late!
Nana: *walks into room* ... what the hell? I thought I was summoned for a feast not a law suit!
CL: They're just discussing our sanity!
Cl: So, we were wonder if you'd help us escape?
Nana: EEP! GLASS!! *flees*
all CLs: ... '

Karo: *curiously throws glass at Nana to see what happens*
Me: *facepalm*
Aretis: *pops the popcorn out in the open without a bag. Popcorn explodes everywhere until whole room is filled* YAAY!!!!

Nana: *screams in fear* *glares at Karo*
CL: Oh, sh-t.
Nana: *uses Blood element to control Karo* Sooo, where's the nearest cliff?
Dusk: *points her towards the nearest cliff*
Nana: Karo, we're going to the cliff!

Karo: Er...cliff? Ooh, cliff! Are we going to bungee jump from it! That's always funn! *bouncing up and down excitedly*
Aretis: *whispers to D-o*
Me: *shakes head* ...wait.....

*rubs her temples, head pounding.....* ..... C-CHAN GET IN HERE AND HELP ME CREATE SANITYYYY!!!!

Me: ...nah, Cy09 is busy with moony stuff between Rogue and Tundra.
Aretis: Rogue and Tundra are my fwiends!!

... sanity? What is this "sanity" you speak of?

Karo: *shrug* So, we going bungee jumping!!!

Nana: Y-Yeah ... This way!! *smiling in a not-so-obvious fake way*
CL: *epic face/palm*
Bramble: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Nana: *glares at Bramble*
Bramble: *shuts sup*

Me: ... Karo, you know that's only going to get you in trouble.
Karo: So?
Aretis: *facepalm* *looking at D-o expectantly for some reason*

All: *look around...* ... *think: This has gone to hell...*
*takes charge at last* DON'T MAKE ME CLOSE THIS TOPIC!!!!! SHAD THE HELL UP OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING EVEN THE SLIGHTEST GLIMPSE OF CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!!!!!

... you said you weren't going to post chapter 2, so that isn't much of a threat. Use violence! It solves everything!!
But fine, oh one "in charge", we'll knock it off. Or, at least, I will.

huh? well, I'ma still waiting...
Karo: I don't see cliff...

BUMP!!!!!

things are looking kinda crazy over here....
Nadia: kinda crazy? more like insane.
Abby: deffinitly. shouldn't we help?
Nadia: sorry, i draw the line at dealing with crazy people.
Abby: hmph. figures. you don't even like dealing with normal people.
Nadia: well, other people drive me crazy, and the last thing we need is more crazy people.
Abby: then its already too late for you, sis.
Nadia: takes one to know one.

Loren: Come on, Nadia... We've got a fight to fight. *gently drags her back to the RP*
Clow: Aaaaabbyyyy! *glomps her, and drags her back to their RP, stunning her simply by kissing her* Hehe, kiss for the win...
Me: ...*doesn't even..*

me: .....
Starfire: greetings! *flies over to hug someone, but is held back by dark energy*
Raven: we don't need any back-breaking hugs. *stops using herp owers once Star calms down*
Starfire: curiosity of bounds! tell me, what is your name, where did you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, do you wish to be my friend?
Raven: *groans and facepalms*
me: um, Cynder09, Earth, got online, blue, and sure.
Starfire: *grins and hugs me* hello new friend!
me: ......hi..... *strains to talk and breathe*
Raven: Starfire, what did i say about the hugs?
Starfire: *loosens her grip* not to use all my strenght?
Raven: *nods* exactly.
Starfire: *lets go* i bring you apoligy...
me: that's fine, at least i can breathe now...

Crap. No new chapters.
And when did...........Teen Titans get here?
Aretis: I have Gf's metal bat!
Karo: Woflies! *glomps Gf and hides* Protect me good soul!

Sorry... I'm not gonna post new chapters here. I now give you permission to GAH!!!*glomped* DUDE!!! *pushes Karo off, slightly irked* ... *blinks, snatches metal bat from Aretis* THAT'S MINE!!!
Teen Titans are always welcome.
Robin: Really? Cool. *walks in and sits on couch*
Me: Hehe, yup...
Beast Boy: Awesome! *goes to fridge, looking for tofu*
Cyborg: No one wants your tofu bacon!
Me: I agree with Cyborg...

Aretis: Aw...
Karo: *crying* but there are other big wolfies and they is going to eat me! *tries to jump on Gf again.

Me: *dodges* No! Be a man!
Robin: Yeah. You're a wolf, right? Act like one.
Beat Boy: I'll protect you, Karo! *turns into a wolf*
Cyborg: Pff. YOU? Protect someone? Yeah right!

Karo: But....I is just a puppy. And according to the wolf law of dominance.....they have to fight me! I no wantz to get hurt!

Me: So RUN, FOOL!
Robin: *is indifferent*
Beast Boy: Turns back to human, since he can't talk as a wolf* I'LL PROTECT YOU!
Cyborg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

Raven: *rolls her eyes* yeah, i'd like to see you try, Beast Boy... *sarcasm*
Starfire: ROBIN! *grins as she flies over and hugs him, squeezing him tight*
Raven: Starfire, let him breathe!
Starfire: *is too busy hugging him to pay attention to Rae*
me: i don't think she heard you, Raven.
Raven: *rolls eyes* obviously...

Karo: Yeah....a young wolf puppy can DEFINITELY outrun an adult/young adult wolf. I thought you people were smart....
Aretis: . . .I wonder if we've even solved CL's insanity yet.

Robin: *suffocating, wishes Starfire didn't kill people with her hugs...*
Me: STAR!!! *shouts in her ear* YOU'RE KILLING YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! *KNOWS that'll get her to stop*
Cyborg: *practically dying with laughter*
Beast boy: *is human again* Mmmrrr...

Starfire: *immediately stops* Robin, i bring you apoligy.....
Raven: *sighs* you know, Starfire, you could try NOT using your alien strenght with your hugs. *then whacks Cyborg over the head* stop that. her hugs are not a laughing matter. have you ever been squeezed to death? its not fun.
me: Raven, you don't even like normal hugs.

Me: *cracks up laughing at your comment* it's true!
Robin: It's okay Star... Hold hands instead. *holds her hand instead*
Cyborg: HEY! It's not my fault I'm made of metal, ya know! *can't exactly die when Star hugs him, since he IS made of metal*