darkSpyro

"Spyro? Can i ask you something?"
"Sure what?"
"Why did you dump me?"
"Um... you dumped me... hows the baby?"
"who? What bab... oh... that baby."

"She's coming."
Baby: "Daddy!"
cuddles baby.
"Can i cuddle her, now?"
"Sure." hands spyro wrapped thing.
"This is DYNAMITE!"
Baby: cries.
"Oh no you DID-ANT!"
"Oh come on."
Baby: "Daddy is doody head!"

... I wanna try, this is hilarious dudes and dudettes...

Cynder: Spyro whatever happened to the cake mix you bought?
Spyro: ... i Eated it...
Cynder: YOU ATE IT!?!?!
Spyro: uhh-ohhh *starts running in fear*
DARK Cynder: that... cake... was... CHOCOLATE!!! *begins chasing*
*Ignitus runs by randomly chased by Sparx*
Sparx: I can't steal Spyro's money if you have it!!!!!!!
Cynder stops and watches, Spyro takes this chance and hides in a bush.
Cynder: Where's Spyro?
*no answer*
Cynder: Marco!
Spyro: Polo!
Cynder: *mumbles* idiot...
* Cynder walks over to bush and says "I found you!"
jumps out
Cynder: "uhhh-ohhh" *Runs away*
Spyro and high five.

*Note: Erica is my character.

Erica: Hey guys whats- *sees Spyro high fiving .* You know he has no hands right?
I know, that why im slapping it's face. *slaps in the face*
Erica: *Facepalms*

LOL

starts doing the chick dance.
Starts doing the chicken dance.
"Um... why?"
"It's the zombie apocalypse, the zombies dance."

OOC: Sorry, eating chicken with my dad.
Erica: What the h*ll?
I know
Erica and Cynder: :l.

Quote: shorty

Lol,randomness

"I can't believe Cynder dumped me and is now dating old me. Is that even possible?" Walks into store
Hello,what do you need?
"Volteer,you work here?
"It is un-"
"Don't even tell me!And I'm just browsing.
Walks up to Spyro"Hello young one.
"Isn't Ignutis chronicler now?"
"Darn,job thief!" Takes Spyro's money and runs off.
"Hey!"
"Hello,young one"
"Aren't you the chronicler and shouldn't be here?
"No I got fired they want the original back"
"So doesn't that mean your died.
"Not if they can't catch me"Takes the rest of Spyro's money and runs off.
"WTF"

this is still the most epic post.

Walks into holiday inn.
"Gah! Who invited the turd?!"
"Yea, and why the hell do you look like activision jacked you up?!"
"Your dead dude..."
"Are you saying you dislike me for activision?!"
"No, any way, if you were from activision, I'd hate you and call you a pervert."
"Your digging your own grave..."
"Shut up, jacked-up!"
pops knuckles.
"Get him!"
Beats up
later that day...
"Finally things go well..."
"Hey, dork, I'm not finished with you yet!"
"Crud!" runs.