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Viridi: You're name isn't Pittoo? Anyway, that's besides the point. *Gives power of flight* Go fly, tiny angel!

(You do realize Viridi controls his flight path, right? She chooses where he flies, and he just shoots stuff, basically.)

{Yup, I just forgot to put that she's making him move oops~}

Viridi: *Is making Pittoo fly*

Dark Pit: All right then...

Viridi: Just keep quiet and shoot.

Dark Pit: All right, all right, geez. What am I shooting, anyway?

*Underworld Army troops start attacking Pittoo*

Viridi: That.

Dark Pit: *starts shooting Underworld troops with Silver Bow* There. Happy?

Viridi: Shut up and then I will be. It'll only take a minute and then I'll bring you to Zeus. Oh, also, it's not my fault if you die. You volunteered for this.

Dark Pit: That's so reassuring. I'm definitely more confident now. *sarcasm everywhere*

Viridi: That's what I was going for. We're almost here now.

Underworld Army: *Troops that were in sky are currently dead*

Dark Pit: Okay then.

Phosphora: Tell Zeus I said he can go die in a hole!

Dark Pit: Uh...

Viridi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're here. *Drops Pittoo*

Zeus: That was a terrible landing. And who might you be?

Dark Pit: Could you maybe actually LAND me next time? *gets up* Whatever anyone else says, I'm Dark Pit.

Viridi: No can do, Pittoo. Unless you want your wings to burn up of course.

Zeus: So...YOU'RE supposed to be Viridi's BEST?

Viridi: Phosphora is better, actually. But continue.

Zeus: No, I've heard that Dark Pit is better. But...I didn't expect him to look like...THAT.

Dark Pit: What? Do you have a problem with me?

Zeus: Yes.

Viridi: Yes.

Dark Pit: Why exactly? I don't remember doing anything to YOU.

Phosphora: He has a point.

Zeus: *Starts attacking Pittoo*

Viridi: If you could both kill each other, that would be two birds with one stone.

Dark Pit: *dodges a lot* Wow, good to know you care about your second best fighter. *fights back*

Viridi: Well, I wouldn't have to deal with your annoyingness anymore!

Zeus: Viridi, you're ever more annoying then Dark Pit!

Dark Pit: How am I annoying?

Viridi: You act like a moody teenager! Though, you probably are...

Zeus: *Is laughing inside while still attacking Pittoo*

Dark Pit: Shut up! I... just shut up!

Phosphora: He's kind of cute when he gets like that.

Viridi: Aw, does Phosphora have a crush?

Zeus: You're best is in the middle of a fight and your main concern is Phosphora?

Viridi: I already told you, as long as you're dead, I don't care what happens to Pittoo!

Phosphora: No. You know how I am though.

Dark Pit: I'm so glad there's actually someone who cares about me. *more sarcasm*

Viridi: Please! I'm sure Pit cares about you! And yes Phosphora, I know, you just LOVE cute things.

Zeus: Does that mean she likes me?

Viridi: Please shut up.

Phosphora: You're not cute at ALL. You're just weird.

Dark Pit: Pit? He's so annoying, do you really expect me to actually care about him?

Phosphora: You know, people actually ship Pit with you.

Dark Pit: WHAT?

Viridi: I know! The two most annoying angel's, together, as a couple! It's so cute!

Zeus: Well you're just cruel, Phosphora.

Viridi: Nobody asked your opinion.

Zeus: What if I said Pit and Dark Pit were cute?

Viridi: Just hurry up and kill each other!

Phosphora: They are cute though. You're just not. It's simple. OH, and Viridi, people ship you with both of them too.

Dark Pit: Great, the whole world hates me.

Viridi: WHAT? PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH PITSTAIN AND PITTOO? THAT IS HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING!

Zeus: I can Viridi and Pit together.

Viridi: ...

Phosphora: I'm not making stuff up. I don't do that... most of the time.

Dark Pit: Oh great, things are only going to get worse from here.

Viridi: HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I WAS SHIPPED WITH YOU!

Zeus: Must you yell? It's really loud from the connection.

Dark Pit: No kidding...

Phosphora: You think that's bad? I'm standing right next to her.

Viridi: THEN TELL FANS NOT TO SHIP ME WITH THESE... CREATURES!

Zeus: Aaaaaaaaaaaand she's still yelling. I feel bad for you Phosphora.

Phosphora: Good to know.

Dark Pit: Do you know what? No. Do you know what's worse than shipping? Fangirls.

Viridi: You have... fangirls?

Zeus: You don't?

Phosphora: I think fangirls generally go after boys.

Dark Pit: Especially the ones that are a dark version of a protagonist...

Phosphora: Aww, poor Pittoo.

Viridi: I almost feel bad for you.

Zeus: *Continues attacking Pittoo*

Dark Pit: *is still fighting while he talks* Okay then...?

Viridi: When are you both gonna be dead? I'm getting bored.

Zeus: Can't you just go do Goddessly things while you wait?

Viridi: Not with you idiots bugging me all day. Hot Springs aren't even enjoyable!

Dark Pit: Good for you. I honestly don't care.

Viridi: Hurry up and kill him!

Zeus: *Is slowly getting weaker*

Dark Pit: *keeps fighting*

Zeus: *Is almost dead*

Dark Pit: *keeps fighting*

Zeus: *Dies*

Viridi: Finally, it's about time.

Dark Pit: I'm still alive by the way, so you should probably warp me back.

Viridi: *Sigh* Why couldn't you have died? *Warps Pittoo in front of her* Now go make yourself useful and get lost. Phosphora, can you take it from here?

Phosphora: Sure. Why not.