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MR: we're here today to interview Ms. Fireflight the dragon.
F: *dark red dragon comes out* hello human, why did you want to speak to me?
MR: we want to ask you some questions
F: oh, ok then. ask away
MR: have you ever eaten any humans?
F: why? you afraid i'll eat you?
MR: maybe a little...
F: well i don't........anymore........
MR: anymore? you've eaten humans before?
F: yes. and you know what?
MR: what?
F: they taste great kechtup! *grabs kecthuo and eats him* mmmmmm!!!!!!!! that was good!!!!!

"Welcome coming our show today"
"We have spesiall guests to day, Gamer900 and Rougestone"
Applause full hall
"Please coming in and sit down."

"Hi"
Rougestone: "Hello"

No time to waste, tell us Gamer900, What was sparkle with Wanderer story?

If by sparkle, you meant the highlight of the story, it would have to be the positive feed back that i get from my readers. i didn't think that there were going to be a lot of readers interested in my story. i thought that i might get one or two dedicated reader when i got more then 2, that was an accomplishment.

Next question is for Rougestone
How you feel yourself ash Dad?

Rougestone: I really don't know, i mean it all depends on your definition of a good father. I feel as though i am doing a good job.

Final questions is: what you do if people say your story sucks?
"Uh oh!"

F: the story doesn'y suck, and no one would say that it does, because they know i would eat them if they did!

Well, people don't say it sucks. Are you implying something? (this is all just us messing for anyone that doesnt know)

F: i was only joking. even though the other human tasted pretty good......

Police runs in hall. "You are arrest calling Gamer900 story Bad, You going long bread and water punisment."
Employer: "OK, everyone can go, there is nothing see here right now."
(Police kicking Interwiever a"h on backyeard)

F: i would have done something but you beat me to it!

Police:"You wanna give him a lesson? Sure why not, go ahead."

F: you won't like the lesson! *gets out kectup, and eats him* yumm!!!!! theres nothing i like bettr then human for lunch!

Police: "Well, if you have hungry i have maaaaaany bad boys in prison."

F: really? *stomach growls* just let me get my ketchup! *grabs plenty of ketchup*

Police:"What cinda people you wanna try?
"We have few chinese, Americans, Mexicans, Arabians,Russians and if you wanna try we have one Alien. So what can i deliver you?"
Show way Prison and tell menu Fireflight

*to Rougestone* Well, this was fun.
Rougestone: I hope that was sarcasm that you just used.

F: i'll take one of everything! i'm hungry!

Police:"Free prisoners, our friend is hungry"
Prisoners free

F: lunch time! *chases after prisoners, grabs ketchup and eat them one by one*

Police:"If you stop here some times come visit, we always have lucnh for you."

F: thanks. now i'll never go hungry. *whistles* *two young purple dragons come in, one a girl, the other a boy*
kids: hi mom!
F: hi! its dinner time!
Kids: yay! *grab ketchup and start eating*

By the way, now is Christmas should we Interwiev Santa?

yeah, lets interview Santa. we could also do Mrs. Claus, or the reindeer, or the elves.

Lets take them all.

I hope Firelight is not hungry anymore. "Gulps"

That should be bad news for cids
Dragon swallowed santa,Mrs,Santa,All reindeers anf elfs too.
The end

ok. you can do someone, and then i'll do someone else, and we'll just go from there. who do you want to do? i want to do ether Mrs. Claus, or the reideer.

MR:"Welcome, Christmas special show"
MR:"Today our guest is Red, Big and Hungry."
All start scream and running headless
MR:"No, no, no dont run away, he is Santa. Dragons not allowed coming studio anymore."
People go back, sit and sigh
MR:"Lets give warm welcome Santa and hid Elfs"
Santa:"Thank you MR"
Elfs:"Hiya"
MR:"Tell us santa still keep on good fork?"
Elfs:"That fatso never do, we do all the fork and he take all the credit."
Santa:"Calm down, not be so hasty"
Elfs:"Shut up, now is our turn. MR keep away wrom this or no presents for you and WE Know where you live."
MR:"Gulps""OK,Do you what you want i am out of here."
Runs exit and Dragons get fresh lunch.
Santa:"You little cowards hands off me."
Elfs:"No we dont, get him"
Fight, hit, punch, E.T.C.....................................
Santa:"You are all fired."
Elfs:"We do this free, old pig."
Elfs:"NOW, burn him."
Santa runs hall
Santa:"Aarg, Water, water,"
Runs toilet and drown.
Elfs:"Yeye" "We, are free."
Elfs mars out studio, Dragons get vegetables for dinner.

The end

^ lol! now its my turn.

MR: now, we continue our chirstmas special with Mrs. Claus and the riendeer
Mrs. Claus: thank you for having us! i brought cookies! *hands out cookies to everyone*
MR: why thank you! *eats cookies*
Roudolph: hey! you stole my cookie! get him!
all reindeer: *attack MR*
MR: its just not my day!
reindeer: *grab him ,adn fly him to Antartica to freeze him*
Mrs. Claus: oh well. *eats cookies*

Good one

thank you! thank you! *takes bow*
reindeer: thank you! *takes bow*
Mrs. Claus: ggjkfncnkfjdfdfj *eats cookies*
MR: brrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! *is frozen*

Mighty power of cookies.
NEVER try stop cookies power

yeah, lol!
all: *eats cookies*