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Quote: Badwolfmichael

I had a dream a couple nights ago that Scarlet Johanssen and somePerson were sleeping over at my house, and for some reason we were fighting off demons.

Sounds legit.

My page is open if anyone needs a hand figuring anything out.

Also premonitions are not as great as you'd think

a bunch of weird stuff happened in a dream last night but i'll post the weirdest part

so i went with my family and rendar to some restaurant that was like subway or something. you know how subway has the sauces/condiments/whatever in those bottles? well my brother grabs one for mustard i think and just...drinks a bunch out of it. and then he put it back without washing the top off at least. i was getting really furious with him, wtf bro other people are going to use that and you just leave your slobber on the top after drinking a bunch of it. i got the worst headache ever dealing with him and was about to beat him up. i woke up really angry with him for drinking the mustard and then i fell back asleep again and i got over it.

i told him about it and he thought it was funny and said he wouldn't do that

I can never remember most of my dreams, but I remember a couple from a long time ago.

I had a dream once when I was 10 or something where I was hanging on a kite flying over my backyard with the penguins from Madagascar for some reason. o.o (I watched Penguins of Madagascar a lot...)

And then there's another dream from when I was 10 where I was in some play tent that was falling like a meteor from the sky (and I was a Madagascar penguin again...) and then suddenly I crash-landed under the canopy of a hotel entrance. And when I got out, I was human again, and there was some other kid with me I didn't even know. o.o

I had a dream that my family was in this indoor soccer complex that my little brother plays at, and I heard the T.A.R.D.I.S. noise as we were walking out the front door. I turned around, and the T.A.R.D.I.S. was there. The doors opened, and the tenth doctor walked out. Suddenly, my friend (who loves doctor who) came running in the back door, wearing a scarf that looked like the fourth doctor's (she does wear that sometimes in real life...) And the tenth doctor said something (don't remember what) And everyone stepped inside the T.A.R.D.I.S. It took off, and then outside was a pitch black corridor, which seemed to have tunnels branching out in every direction. It was entirely black. There was on way to tell where the tunnels were I just kind of sensed them, and knew where they were. The Doctor said something about how this was a secret floor of the building. He told us that all the coaches were aliens (which I actually wouldn't have a problem believing. They have no regard for the kids safety, and just seem to be evil.) And then we heard a noise, and everyone headed towards it. When we got there, we saw a huge cloud of robotic flesh eating bugs. (I had a dream about these things before...) And the The Doctor told us to get back to the T.A.R.D.I.S., while he held them off with the sonic screwdriver. I don't remeber much after that, I just remember my friedn flying the T.A.R.D.I.S.

I had a weird dream last night where I was riding bikes with this chick and we went into a store and she came out and then she let me lick her arm for some reason so I did it and then we rode bikes again and then we stopped on a mud path because there was a dip and she went down it fine but I went down it and died like 5 times because there was a huge ****ing tree in the way and I couldn't turn my bike but I respawned so it was ok and then we went to a curved dirt path and we saw this kid playing soccer and he kicked the ball out of bounds so I threw it back to him and he yelled at me because he wanted to kick it back and he was black and wearing the Argentinian soccer outfit and then a guy and a girl drove by in a tractor having sex and then we all turned into Pokemon and the chick were a Sandslash and that's the only pokemon I remember. This all happened in the fall and around Sale moor in Manchester and was also 2 sentences ^.^

the freakiest dream i ever had happened only a few weeks ago

it starts off with my family adopting three more dogs and all this random stuff i don't remember. i was at my house at night time and there was a party going there. all of my neighbors playing ****ty music on really old ancient cd players. but then i looked up and i saw that the sky was this really (edgy warning) dark red and there were these gigantic two red moons. i went over to ask my friend what was going on and all of a sudden she transformed into my cousin. i told her to talk to me in private in the bathroom. in the bathroom, my laptop was on the counter and my dog was laying there on the floor for some reason. i made some asshole comment to my cousin and she started going on about how she's happy and i'm not. my nose was stuffy so i got a tissue and when i looked in the tissue, through all the mucus, i could see insect wings and then i saw all these fly bodies. there were BUGS UP MY NOSE. and then i got another tissue and blew again. this time, there was this awful crunching sound in my forehead and then this weird fluid started coming out. i felt it coming out of my ears too. i fell to the floor, really freaked out. my cousin never told me anything. so i went back outside and the moons were barely visible this time, but i noticed this bright light shining to the left of them. i went back to my sister's room where she and her boyfriend was watching tv, and i saw all the dogs on the bed with american flags stamped over their bodies.

it was messed up

We were in my house and I had all these friends, one of which who was this really hot black haired chick with this purple and black striped sweater and she was so hot and I had the hugest crush on her, hugged her, it was great, she liked me too, anyways, animals start showing up outside on my deck, I actually find a snake in a box, someone was planning to unleash it, turns out it's dracula, and it turns out the smoking hot babe is actually his daughter, so Dracula comes at us but eventually we defeat him, then we're all at a dinner table and Penguins start flying into my house and turn into dodos, then watermelons appear on the table and they're all like 'Melons!' cuz from ice age

I had a dream where Star Wars VII came out early for some reason, so I was in the cue to watch it, but apparently there was a Yogscast (remember when they were a thing) convention going on, and all the Yogscast fans got in line before me, and then my alarm went off :c

one time

i had a dream that there was a shaman dude fuzing teens and animals to take over the world

and 3 of them were trying to stop him or something

sounds legit