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r u drunk

I think so.

One day Shrek had sex with Ukinojoe and Brigthscales was born.
She did kid stuff.
She joined darkSpyro one day where she met her AWSUM partner in crime, TorchSheep.
She created the annual holiday known as Shrek Day, which was eventually brought down by the evil Lucario supporters.
She battled many foes and climbed high mountains with the power of drugs.
Legend has it she now resides deep in a rain forest awaiting to assist Sess in the upcoming battle against Ash Starkindle.

thank you for this

now i want to **** shrek even more

Absolutely beautiful. Words cannot describe this epic tale. (cries tears of joy)

bumped because

>:3 Anytime.....

you want to **** your dad????

.....

Make this a movie already.

Beautiful.
crai everytim

Would pay money to see

shrek is one hot momma

What the ****

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What the ****

What the ****

SCARIEST CHARACTER EVER!

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Aaaand there's already Rule 34 of him. ._.

best super smash bro character EVER

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no **** you

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rob is love, rob is life

torchsheep is love, torchsheep is life

Now kiddies, whatever you do, do not look up 'Wii Fit Trainer' on google images... boy, those fans were fast...

wii fit trainer is so hot

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^ To late.

for what... A PARTY!?

oh god
OH GOD
i searched wii fit trainer on google images
what has been seen cannot be unseen

Dammit, BS! What did I tell you! You are grounded missy!

wait torchsheep
ur my dad?

...maybe...
OH SNAP! WE GOIN' ALL EASTENDERS ON THIS SHIZ! ._.

i hate tv soaps

As do I. Loads of chavs screaming for 30 minutes. ._.

YOU. CANNOT. HAVE. A. TV. SHOW. LIKE. THIS
having to constantly make new short plots for characters doesnt work imo, it ends up getting so everyones slept with each other and its boring

sP I think it's your nap time

Indeed. But back on track! I will most likely be using Villager as my main, just LOOK. AT. DAT. STARE.

animal crossing was my childhood

I've never played an AC game, ;__; But I will be getting New Leaf soon! smilie

yes, YOU MUST TRY IT

I shall! I want my character to look juuuust liiiike Villageeeeer. ._.

What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.

THOSE FANBOYS!

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when i get new leaf, im calling my character gerard and its going to look as close as possible to gerard way

and if i can ill make other villagers of all the other band members

We should trade friend codes and go online together and shiz. smilie as soon as my 3ds decides to CONNECT TO THE ****ING INTERNET!!!!


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i dont even have a 3ds yet lol
but yeah cool well do that

But he's my grandpa which means...
ur my mother o_____o

wtf??????? whos my husband??????

me still.

wtf?????? so ur my dad but at the same time ur my husband??? so sparxisawesome is inbred?