Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054 |
#101 Posted: 13:40:46 27/01/2015
Nicki Minaj was writing a new song called...
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kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#102 Posted: 13:56:18 27/01/2015
I quit music as a whole.
The world is overjoyed so they...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
Windbringer Ripto Gems: 10 |
#103 Posted: 18:47:49 29/01/2015
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST STORY Okay, here goes... Quote: Story
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Eternal Sunfury
Blue Sparx
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#104 Posted: 19:42:57 29/01/2015
((?))
Throw a party in which Kim Kardashian...
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#105 Posted: 15:16:19 30/01/2015
Gets drunk, as usual, and reveals her secret hidden shame, which is....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#106 Posted: 19:58:29 02/02/2015
She is actually a Phantom, so she…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#107 Posted: 00:35:31 03/02/2015
Starts scaring everyone at the party, soon ghostbusters show up...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
DragonCamo
Platinum Sparx
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#108 Posted: 00:36:58 03/02/2015
and get hit by Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball
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Gay 4 GARcher |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#109 Posted: 00:54:28 03/02/2015
They sue her and she retaliates by…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#110 Posted: 00:57:54 03/02/2015
Doing things inappropriate for mention on this site.
Shortly after, she gets broke from the lawsuit, afterwards....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
Eternal Sunfury
Blue Sparx
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#111 Posted: 16:26:30 04/02/2015
she reverts back to her hannah montana days.... with a twist...
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#112 Posted: 02:39:19 05/02/2015
This time it features her grandmother....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#113 Posted: 01:52:29 07/02/2015
who is a serial killer.
After her grandmother chases me for telling lies…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#114 Posted: 01:51:34 08/02/2015
She catches you.
After finding out that she is actually a drug abusing alien from Uranus, you call the cops. The cops then......
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#115 Posted: 20:29:09 08/02/2015
arrest Kardonis for talking about aliens.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#116 Posted: 03:20:22 09/02/2015
But in court they find he is not guilty, and instead arrest StormDragon21 on account of...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
mega spyro
Emerald Sparx
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#117 Posted: 19:07:33 09/02/2015
Drinking kickstart and acting drunk. They then...
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Dead |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#118 Posted: 20:15:12 09/02/2015
proceed to have a party!
Elsewhere in the universe...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
azz01
Emerald Sparx
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#119 Posted: 20:17:10 10/02/2015
Penguins are now overlords and they....
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Call me the penguin man for that is who I am. Also stan LOOΠΔ! Avatar by Trix Master |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#120 Posted: 23:59:54 10/02/2015
are currently taking over pluto, to become their ice fortress of DOOOOOOOOMMMM
However....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
darkwolf
Diamond Sparx
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#121 Posted: 06:08:16 13/02/2015
Pluto is destroyed by a massive asteroid. The penguins escaped, however, and are now heading toward Earth...
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kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#122 Posted: 20:29:04 13/02/2015
At earth, they decide to try and take over canada, cuz y'know, cold.
Just when all is going as planned, suddenly....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
dinorang67
Gold Sparx
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#123 Posted: 01:43:50 14/02/2015 | Topic Creator
OOC: EVEN WHEN I'M GONE
THIS TOPIC CONTINUES AMAZING GROWTH MY GOD Sonic 06 Sonic appears and summons...
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#124 Posted: 02:02:31 14/02/2015
StormDragon21, who proves her worth by…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#125 Posted: 15:50:39 14/02/2015
Breaking the game in half with only her pinky finger.
The penguins are overjoyed, and call her a hero, then...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#126 Posted: 16:09:11 14/02/2015
EVIL FIRE PENGUINS INVADE FROM THE PLANET MARS!!!
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#127 Posted: 16:12:12 14/02/2015
The cool ice penguins go to war, with StormDragon leading the charge, the battle seems like an easy victory, that is, until the fire penguins unleash their secret weapon...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
dinorang67
Gold Sparx
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#128 Posted: 21:39:31 16/02/2015 | Topic Creator
ALDUIN, BANE OF KINGS, ANCIENT SHADOW UNBOUND!
Alduin proceeds to...
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#129 Posted: 22:03:13 16/02/2015
get distracted and eat a cookie, and…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
kardonis
Platinum Sparx
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#130 Posted: 01:21:45 17/02/2015
thus the fire penguins lose the war.
Alduin decides to join the ice penguins with their promise of more cookies. Afterwards....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#131 Posted: 01:42:47 17/02/2015
Major Nixel gets angry that he starts a war, and then…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
dinorang67
Gold Sparx
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#132 Posted: 00:47:08 19/02/2015 | Topic Creator
everyone dies.
NEW STORY Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#133 Posted: 00:54:37 19/02/2015
an evil plan to corrupt little kids' minds was revealed.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
Iganagor
Emerald Sparx
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#134 Posted: 04:21:25 19/02/2015
and a monkey ate a banana
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Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK! |
wavesorcerer14
Platinum Sparx
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#135 Posted: 04:35:55 19/02/2015
The banana was poisonous so the monkey died.
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi." |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#136 Posted: 12:45:57 19/02/2015
Suddenly, Teslo yelled at everyone to get back on topic…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
drobot007
Green Sparx
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#137 Posted: 09:18:22 21/02/2015
COME ON GET ON TOPIC!!!!
One day a dog ate a poisonous rat and didn't die till he was 100000000...... When he was he ate a ....
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Add me on Fortnite: ElmoCaused911 |
icedragon333
Platinum Sparx
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#138 Posted: 01:17:24 08/03/2015
.... time machine.
Which then caused it to....
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No. |
Skyhunter
Diamond Sparx
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#139 Posted: 02:16:04 08/03/2015
...turn into a potato.
And then he went to...
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes |
wavesorcerer14
Platinum Sparx
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#140 Posted: 02:25:23 08/03/2015
...the mall.
He then bought a...
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi." |
dinorang67
Gold Sparx
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#141 Posted: 04:05:13 08/03/2015 | Topic Creator
great video.
Everyone died from epicness. End. NEW STORY I'm a banana...
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wavesorcerer14
Platinum Sparx
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#142 Posted: 04:08:45 08/03/2015
...Named Charles
I like to...
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi." |
icedragon333
Platinum Sparx
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#143 Posted: 09:06:27 08/03/2015
..... spout inconsistencies.
Which causes the oceans to....
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No. |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#144 Posted: 12:43:18 08/03/2015
Overflow with chocolate.
All of the…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
icedragon333
Platinum Sparx
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#145 Posted: 13:20:11 08/03/2015
..... chocolate then turns into methane.
Which leads to....
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No. |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#146 Posted: 13:34:50 08/03/2015
People getting confused.
After all of the confused people chase me, I…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
Skyhunter
Diamond Sparx
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#147 Posted: 14:49:46 08/03/2015
...jump into a pond of gravy to escape.
Afterwards, I go to buy...
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes |
dinorang67
Gold Sparx
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#148 Posted: 16:01:53 08/03/2015 | Topic Creator
another great video.
Afterwards, I purchase some Circletine, and then...
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mega spyro
Emerald Sparx
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#149 Posted: 21:25:31 08/03/2015
Face wall for 48526691 hours straight. I then have a bruise the size of Texas, so I...
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Dead |
StormDragon21
Platinum Sparx
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#150 Posted: 22:37:17 08/03/2015
…realize there is no such thing as a bruise the size of Texas because I am the size of only Rhode Island.
After face-walling for 274,727,482,638 hours more…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
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