darkSpyro

Why am I still here? I returned, like, 2 hours ago.

I really don't want to go to sleep. Like, really don't. So I guess ****posting to a dying Spyro forum is one of my two main options right now, considering I'm too tired to do anything else.

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Like, I don't hate Teen Titans Go as much as others, but Jesus Christ, when Cartoon Network shows it this much, I can understand why people hate it so much. God damn, Cartoon Network is shoving this show down people's throats worse than Nickelodeon did with SpongeBob.

omfg.

I should see if Awakening is lying about here somewhere. That's a pretty good way of wasting time, I can complete the whole game in 1 or 2 hours with barely any input.

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I'm getting tired. Really tired. Ah... it'll hurt like Hell in the morning, regardless.

The second option. The damned second option. Why not? I'm a coward, that's why. I need to stop being a coward.

It's weird when People refer to fictional characters as their children.

Would like to note that a person by the name of wanted to see my "face reveal"

Can't find Awakening. Birthright, Conquest, and Echoes I can all see, but Awakening is nowhere to be found. ****.

I guess I'm gonna have to go into the Blackened Pit of Despair and see if it's in their. I don't have a torch either - double ****!

I really hope a False Widow doesn't come out of nowhere and bite my dick off. That'd hurt a lot, little ****ers. I killed one with my shoe once. I chased it down the hallway whilst slapping everything with my shoe until it stopped moving.

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Okay so it wasn't in the first little room. Time to look in the other little room, but I'll need to get these heavy boxes out of the way first, something something TRIPLE ****.

This is really starting to piss me off especially since it's 4AM.

I'm gonna get by dick bitten off by a False Widow. I just know it. Hopefully not. Like damn, that first room was really ****ing dark and the only light was my 2DS at maximum brightness.

Now I've gotta crawl (yes, crawl, these rooms really are tiny) through the attic to see if it's somewhere in there. FFS.

Correction, from what I've read, there are eight episodes of Adventure Time left, with the finale being 44 minutes long. Not sure if it's 7 episodes, then a 44 min finale, or 4 episodes, then a four parter of 11 episodes

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Never forget toadytoady22.

never forget.

Guess it wasn't in that one then. I'll have a look in the first one again, I probably didn't look hard enough. However, it was so dark in there that I could hardly see anything, so how would I know? It was probably hidden behind all that other crap.

At least I can reach my PS2 now... I think.

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Looks like I won't be listening to either Kamelot or Sonata Arctica tonight. I think I've finally figured it out now, I won't be a coward again... I hope.

Quite ironic. Though, I really should have noticed, I was listening to these guys when the dreams began.

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Never forget toadytoady22.

never forget.

I've already forgotten.

I found Awakening. It wasn't in one of those tiny little rooms, although I almost hurt myself several time whilst searching them. And I think I almost lost one or two old toy cars I had, Matchbox or something like that.

FFS, it's impossible to fit all this crap into three tiny rooms that I can barely access.

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The irony of someone like me singing "BAAANG YOUR HEEAAD TO HEEELL AND BAAACK" loudly. I should do this at some point. Maybe at one of those charity events or something.

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Quote: Drawdler

Never forget toadytoady22.

never forget.

I've already forgotten.

NEVER FORGET

KNACK PORN FANFICS

Hey Ambushfan, weren’t there tanks in Foodfight?

Wait what? I've never watched Foodfight!, so I wouldn't know. I think I saw a scene once that had a biplane or something, but that's about it.

Either way, there should be tanks in everything. Tanks everywhere. SpongeBob driving a tank! Buzz Lightyear driving a tank! Jar Jar Binks getting crushed by a tank! Tanks!

And, of course, cute girls driving tanks. Thanks to Japan, this now exists. ILY Japan.

BTW, are tanks my "thing" now? Like, am I gonna remind everyone of tanks whenever I post now? From my perspective, my "things" are tanks, cute girls, and war memes. They sum me up pretty well.

Dragons also, dragons and fantasy memes. But I've hardly made as many posts about dragons as I should. Seriously, they're pretty much the fantasy equivalent of tanks.

Cute girls riding dragons. Please Japan.

okay who's ****ing kid is this and why did you bring him here

I just remembered the hair. This is why God has abandoned us.

Also...

Quote: Me, 2014

I now have a phobia of "the hair".

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I may not have Power Quest or Twilight Force, but I have Freedom Call and Dragonforce. Lots of Dragonforce.

That'll be enough, I think. Really wish I had Power Quest or Twilight Force though... but this'll do.

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KNIGHTS OF TWILIGHT, MIGHT WILL RIIIIISE!!!
RIDING TOWARDS GATES OF GLOOOOORYYYYYYY!!!!!

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okay who's ****ing kid is this and why did you bring him here

What happened?

I've got my PS2 now. Now to set it up... somewhere. Where?

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Coat of Arms is pretty good too. Not anything like PQ or TF, but pretty good nonetheless. Maybe that? I think it could be better than FC or DF... though, DF have done some really good ones, but FC's Eternity isn't that great IMO.

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COAT OF ARMS, BANNERS FLY IN THE WIND!
FOR THE GLORY OF HEEELLAAAAAS!!!
COAT OF ARMS, READING FREEDOM OR DEATH!
BLOOD OF KING LEONIIIIIDAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

what happened to jenna marbles

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what happened to jenna marbles

Idk, but her older videos keep getting suggested to me on YouTube. I find the dog drama between her and jacksfilms to be really funny, so that’s probably why.

I found an old Star Wars coin thingy that's probably part of some collection, some random guy called Umpass-Stay (yes, remember that this is Star Wars EU) who showed up for like 1 or 2 minutes in the special edition of RoTJ.

I thought that was a pretty stupid name, but then I remembered Master Baytes, the Jizz Wailers, Elan Sleazebaggano, URuRRoR'R'R, and Luuke Skywalker. How high do you need to be to come up with these **** names?

And no, that last one is not a typo. There is actually a legitimate character in Star Wars EU called Luuke Skywalker. Luuke Skywalker.

And then there's Luuuke Skywalker (three "u"s), but that was made for an April Fool's story apparently, so thankfully they weren't being serious.

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Just finished Awakening again - two hours - whilst listening to Freedom Call. I'm feeling more "motivated" now, but maybe that's not the right word for it, though I'd technically be "motivated" into it.

No offense to Freedom Call, if they're somehow seeing this now. I'm pretty sure this isn't the kind of "motivated" they were hoping for.

Now to see if I can set up my PS2. Then what? Dunno, don't think I'll need anything after that, if I decide.

man, these pretzels are good. haven't had them in forever lol

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Quote: Jaggedstar

what happened to jenna marbles

Idk, but her older videos keep getting suggested to me on YouTube. I find the dog drama between her and jacksfilms to be really funny, so that’s probably why.

ooh what's the beef?? i can't be bothered to watch her anymore, i used to love her when i was 12-14 but not anymore

Hey, my Reddit account works on my 2DS! ...Sort of.

Reddit is still crappy on my 2DS though, so not much use. Not that it matters much. Both dS and Reddit have the same purpose, more or less, to waste my time unnecessarily. Except Reddit is better in several aspects, and not quite as time-wasting sometimes.

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I'll try setting up my PS2 later today, hopefully. I more or less collapsed this morning due to being overly tired, no way I could do anything then. Videogames keep me awake if they're "active" enough, but stuff like physically moving relatively-heavy objects tires me out.

Then I'll play Star Wars II. Haven't properly played that game in a looooooong time... I'd rather play I, but that doesn't work anymore, sadly. II is second-best (pun not intended). If I knew where my Xbox cables and wires were, I'd play Skylanders too... I ****ing loved Skylanders.

And Freedom Call, or maybe Dragonforce. Perhaps even Sabaton's Coat of Arms. I'll need to listen to these a lot, that is important. Their effect won't immediately set in - motivation doesn't come that easy.

Oh my god, the Street Fighter cartoon is so bad it’s amazing.

Once again, it is apparent. When I decide to do something, I don't give up. And sometimes, go on for way too long.

When the Marvel Solicitations come out for March 2018, and there's no new Gwenpool, only Volume 5.

And that's it. Way too long, but as usual, I got bored and stretched it out way too long. Especially for a ****post. I won't be going back to that topic, I think. I rarely do when I make those kinds of ****posts.

Now I should focus on something more "productive". Like setting up my PS2 and/or listening to Freedom Call.

Probably gonna try get a Pokémon Ranger game with the Manaphy egg in it. Y’all know where I’m going with this maybe.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marve...been_cancelled/

Uh oh...

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Probably gonna try get a Pokémon Ranger game with the Manaphy egg in it. Y’all know where I’m going with this maybe.

oh dear lord

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

FEEL THE GLORIOUS SOUND OF FREEDOM FLOWING THROUGH YOUR VEINS AS YOU ROCK THE HALLS OF VALHALLA TO HELL AND BACK, SHAKING THE GROUND WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND BLAZING SUNS!

ROCK THE HALLS OF VALHALLA! TO HELL AND BACK!

TO! HELL! AND! BACK!

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Probably gonna try get a Pokémon Ranger game with the Manaphy egg in it. Y’all know where I’m going with this maybe.

oh dear lord

what is it?

The first Ranger game isn't... that... good.

I wouldn't get a Ranger game. Those things are murder on your DS/3DS touchscreen. <.<

How bad are the Ranger games (especially the first one), exactly?

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The first Ranger game isn't... that... good.

I know, it’s one reason why Steelix is my least favourite Pokémon.

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How bad are the Ranger games (especially the first one), exactly?

They're fine games, but their control mechanics, which rely heavily on being able to draw circles really quickly on your touchscreen, are just bad for your console. <.<

Touch screen?

Ah, yes... I vaguely remember playing one of those DS TLoZ games, Spirit Tracks I think? Never again. I dunno how bad Rangers is with it, but... touch screen is there if you can do cool things with it, it really shouldn't become the main control mechanism unless necessary. Ever.

I played that Wii U Kirby game, and Captain Toad, they were examples of it done right (in fact, Captain Toad is by far my favourite Wii U game and one of my favourite games overall). On the other hand, it seems there are also designers who'd rather implement it at every opportunity, even when unnecessary and potentially damaging.

Also, not touch screen, but I'm pretty sure SSB4 broke the circle pad on my old 3DS. It was doing pretty bad after that, though after I threw it against a wall, the circle pad stopped working completely. That was understandable, unlike SSB4.

Smash 4 on 3DS has a history of screwing with the circle pad. Hell, my old 3DS' circle pad broke too.

I destroyed my DS playing Spyro: Shadow Legacy.

I just had to charge everywhere. It broke the button you use for charging.

Quote: StormDragon21

I destroyed my DS playing Spyro: Shadow Legacy.

I just had to charge everywhere. It broke the button you use for charging.

charging is honestly so much faster than walking though

i do it in literally every classic spyro game

On the topic of broken circle pads, I will be forever satisfied that I managed to beat Drawdler at SSB4 with a broken circle pad. I couldn't use smash attacks, could barely walk or run, yet still beat her.

I don't think I even KO'd her once. She kept SD'ing as she tried to recover... three times, in a row.

It was glorious. Wish I saved it as a replay, though those updates probably would have deleted it by now.

I have Rangers of Almia as an emergency emulator game if I have no internet but still a laptop, but I remember looking for recommendations and pretty much everyone says to play that, Guardian Signs, and to avoid the first one. Probably because the capture mechanic wasn't as refined.

FFS, I still haven't set up my PS2 yet and it's past midnight now. Why did darkSpyro have to be so active today of all days?

Quote: StormDragon21

I destroyed my DS playing Spyro: Shadow Legacy.

I just had to charge everywhere. It broke the button you use for charging.

I broke my PS1 square button because I had to charge everywhere

Broke my L button by throwing my 3DS at a wall. Understandable.