darkSpyro

Eve: And why are you coming to me about this? Go talk to, like, a Milktank.
CL:


... hyper!!!!!

cynd: Hi,everybody!I am on an insanely slow laptop!
Fern: That doesn't sound very great.
cynd: I'll be here till six in tha mornin',peeps!
Kaede: You're insane.
cynd: The insanely slow laptop did it!*points accusing finger at insanely slow laptop*

EXACTLY!!

Now, that animation for GM is almost done ...

THE PLOT:

cynd: The fudge?This insanely slow laptop had to load something for ten minutes!Arceus,it's slow!
Fern: You change the subject so fast.
cynd: Yesh,I do.Have you just noticed?Look back in this toipic,I've changed the subject at least thirty times.
Fern: Uh,no thanks.

cynd: I never knew it was that obvious...
Fern: Well,think a bit more,then you'll suceed.
cynd: With what,exactly?
Fern: *shrugs*I'm the idiot here,how should I know?

cynd: I have eyes that suck,but that's why glasses were born.What I don't have is memory.That,I got a big problem with.

cynd: I need glasses to see far away,too.My mom blames me,but I don't give a-.I'll just get contacts when I turn fourteen.

Almost done!

EDIT:


oh ... oh SH-T! THE AUDIO DOESN'T WORK!!!!!!! D:<

Highfive on that!
Insanely slow laptop not lettin'.Dam that stinker!*bangs repeatedly on laptop*

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! *explodes*

Finally,the ****y insanely slow laptop has let me see it!

THE AUDIO DOESN'T WOORKK!! *sobbing*

Yeah,it really is.But with this insanely slow laptop's speakers,I would be getting twenty ear infections on the first five words.X_X

*still sobbing* It's ruuuuiiiined ... That's not a present anymoooooore ...

cynd: *pats CL's back*Just write what they're saying!It's okay without the audio!Does need some blood,though.
Fern: cynd,that's your opinion!
cynd: *chewing on human head* IT IS!?Oh,I didn't know!I was just tryin' to help.Great job,Fern.You ruined it.

CL: ... You're right ... OMFG!!!!!! *runs off to get DSIXL*

cynd: Wait,I'm rigt about what?
Fern: I'm never right.
cynd: You were right once.Savor that moment over and over again and you'll be okay.

Eve: *hug Fern* You need more self-confidence.
CL: NEED TO FIND STYLIST!!!

Fern: For Arceus's sake,Stop hugging me!Go and hug Losi and get him to be your boyfriend or something!I'm out of this!NO MORE HUGGING!
cynd: That's just digusting,Fern.You're gross.
Fern: You're one to talk!You eat human heads and suff!*disappears,then reappears behind cynd*Keep Eve away from me!
cynd: Why should I?You just said I was gross.How about you jump into a volcano and blow yourself up?Now wouldn't that be fun?
Fern: I can die,stupid!
cynd: HAVE AT 'IM,EVE!

Eve: *hurt expression* You mean ... I'm ... annoying ... you? ....... *dissolves in tears, and then hugs Fern* YOU THINK I'M UGLY! YOU DO! I CAN TELLLL!! ONLY POKEMON I KNOW THINK I'M PRETTY! I'M UGGGGGLLLYYYYYYY!! *more sobbing*

Fern: *pushes Eve away*You're disgusting.
cynd: *lands a good smack onto Fern's head*You hurt Eve!
Fern: *looks at cynd*You think I care?
cynd: CL,come over here and I'll give you the temporary power to smack Fern.Make it a good one,too.
Fern: Aw,c'mon!

CL: *crackles knuckles* You hurt Eve. You will now pay.
Eve: *still sobbing and saying "I'M UGGGGGLLLLLYYYYYY!!!!!!"*

cynd: Woohoo!Get at it,CL!
Fern: I'm dead.Look,Eve.You hug too much.You need to get a boyfriend bad,girl!
cynd: She's still young!Arceus,Fern,she's allowed to hug!
Fern: I don't like her hugging me.It felt wierd.
cynd: That's cuz all you get is whacks,whaps,slaps,smacks,and way more in that category!

CL: *death Hugs Fern* FEEL THE WRATH OF LOVE! Eve, do you wanna hug Fern?
Eve: No. He hurt my feelings and made me depressed. *slinks off to a dark corner in the room and just sits there, staring at the blank wall* I feel like I want to commit suicide.
CL: *continues to death hug Fern* LEAFEONS ARE ADORABLE!!!!!!

cynd: Has Lacy taught you people ANYTHING!?
Fern: It...is sreat!*starts to bawl his head off*
cynd: *facepalms*LACY,GET YOUR BUTT-KICKING BUTT IN HERE!
Kaede: *shakes head while tsks*You people have no honor!
Skyburst: I am here to possibly save the day!*glomps Eve*Don't worry,those Dark Eeveelutions are nutheads.I mean,nuthead scientists made them,so there yas go!Ummm...You were made by better ones.I was made probably by people who wanted to kill.Don't worry,it's all good!*pats Eve's head*It's okay,you can cry and do whatever you need to get that anger out.I'll help if I can.
Kaede: You sound like a father,Sky.
Skyburst: I'm trying to help,if you haven't noticed.

CL: *bleeding all over the place, but not seeming to notice* What ... am I watching?
Eve: *still slumped over in the corner, cutting her arms with a small razorblade*

Lacy: *grabs Fern by the head, and knees him in the face hard enough to break his nose* Ever make my apprentice cry again, and I will make you wish you had never been half-dead. *knees him in the nuts and buzzes away*

CL: *still bleeding and getting burns from the explosion, but still staring blankly at the wall*
Eve: *still cutting her arms*

Me: what the heck just happened?

I have NO idea.

Me: *head/desk* doh...
Losi: All's well ends well!
Me: *points* don't you dare say that...
Losi: >.>

Hooray!

EDIT: Well, here's MOST of that next part animation I promised. Not finished yet.

Fern: Oh,shoot!I hate you,cynd!
cynd: *shrugs*Tell it to them.*points at thousands of people carrying "I hate cynd" signs*
Fern: WHAT THE HECK!?
cynd: I'm hated in China,too.And all over.So,I'm used to the 'I hate you,cynd' carp.
Fern: That's alot.
cynd: *shrugs again* Oh,and CL,I luv that animation!Woohoo!
Fern: Why are you hated?
cynd: Haven't you seen the heads of people?
Fern: So,you went all over the place,killing people,then ate them?
cynd: *laughs*It's just pretend,Fern!
Fern: How is it pretend?
cynd: *sighs*You're pretend.You're just my idea getting used on a computer.So,you don't understand what I mean.
Fern: ...I hate you.
cynd:

Skyburst: Well,you're on your path to death.Cheerio.
Kaede: Nevermind about the father stuff.
Skyburst: I'm not cut out to be one.I'd probably just kill the scrap.
Kaede: Okay,then.*inches away from Skyburst*

Eve: *still cutting wrists*

CL: *runs up up to Fern with an enraged expression* Keep insulting cynd and I'll start slowly gutting you. With a toothpick.

And thank you. It's UNFINISHED!!

Fern: *backs away from CL and cynd* I won't!I promise you!
cynd: You're welcome!*hugs CL* Let Fern be.He's stupid enough to forget.
Fern: I will not die,I will survive!
cynd: Tell that to CL's toothpick.
Fern: NO!*runs away screaming*

Skyburst: *watches Eve*This is fun.

CL: *lowers toothpick* aww ... Well, okay ... *hug cynd*


Eve: *has written the word "perfect" on her arm with the razor blade, blood trickling from her arm* I'm ... okay now ... *eye twitches*

cynd: *sighs* That dude is so stupid...Does that make me stupid?Probably.


Skyburst: Nobody's perfect,Eve.

Eve: SHUT THE F--K UP!!

CL: Naw, it doesn't ... OH, YEAH:

here is how that battle ends. (put in spoiler because of extreme violence)

cynd: Oh,shoot!I'd rather Bramble had died!I luv the evil people!

Skyburst: Hmmm...so the little Raieon that was given up by her parents and put in a lab to be experimented on is violent?*smiles evily*
Kaede: Skyburst!Now that is just mean!
Skyburst: Too bad.Like I said,no one is perfect.Except for maybe Arceus.But I think Raya killed him.

Raya: DAMN RIGHT!

Eve: *eye twitches and she curls into a tight ball in the shadow of the corner of the room*

CL: Well, Spyder wasn't entirely evil, and Bramble dies too. Later on. By the claws of Raya.

cynd: Raya kills Bramble?Now that you've GOT to draw!

Fern: Didn't I say that before?
Kaede: Yup.That doesn't matter.

Skyburst: *laughs at Eve*You thought you were PERFECT!?Oh,Arceus,that's hilarious!
Abyss: You're killing everyone here.
Skyburst: Well,Fern started it,that idiot.