darkSpyro

Quote: Mrmorrises

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Quote: hardcoreignitor

HEY GUIZE
I'll be away for a while, so I resign.
BEST OF LUCK TO YE ALL

I'm not sure if Morris saw this, if not, just lettin' u know.

Yeah, I saw it.

Oh, oops.

*Crosses fingers for an auto-elimination*

I'll vote tomorrow.

I'll come back in season 9 and win it


NOW ILL SHOW YOU MY TRUE POWER

I am very sad, honestly. Why must Survivor suffer like this? ;~;

Quote: Will171717

I'll come back in season 9 and win it


NOW ILL SHOW YOU MY TRUE POWER

THE POWER OF GOOGLE!

I'm going to wait on Ash. She could change things.

^BUT I NEVER CHEATED

Are you allowed to sign up for S9 yet?

Quote: Troll Slug

Are you allowed to sign up for S9 yet?

If so, sign me up too. Unless there's some rule against playing three times in a row.

Quote: ShadowMewX

I am very sad, honestly. Why must Survivor suffer like this? ;~;

Well, this is the first time someone not named HIR or Seiki is hosting. In all likelihood, I'm going to officially lock this topic after season 10, which I'll helm. <.<

NIGHT 7

The players continue skipping off, their arms linked. All of them singing "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Moz!"

Whilst singing, Hardcoreignitor shouts "MOZ!" especially loud, spit flying out of his mouth all over Bravo.

"You disgusting oaf!" Bravo shouts. "You just spewed your spit all over me. Please....stop singing."

"What? Oh come on, it's just a little bit of spit." Hardcoreignitor says. "It's not like I spat lava all over you, otherwise I would be HardcoreEruptor! Ha! Get it?"

"Oh, I get it, it's just stupid as hell. Just like you." Bravo responds.

"Hey now!" Azz says to him. "Let's not be so harsh, I'm sure it was just an accident."

"You know what?" Hardcoreignitor asks. "Yeah, it was just an accident. Sadly, none of you cynical squidwards have the ability to forgive me. And you know what I say to that?"

"Whoa whoa, whoa!" Brutalbash says. "Cynical squidwards?"

"What do you say to that?" Paris asks.

"I say I'm leaving. I'm just dead weight.......good bye......jerks." Hardcoreignitor says.

"Well, that escalated quickly." Azz states.

"Oh, he's just being a stereotypical drama queen" Kardonis says. "Don't read too far into it, it's not like he's going to commit suicide. I had a sister who said that sorta stuff all the time, and she's living a totally non-suicidal or emo or depressed life. This guy's just being like her. Typical Canadian."

"What?" Paris asks. "How does his nationality have anything to do with it? How the hell does it?!?"

"I'd like to know that as well." Ash says. " I mean, don't all people have their drama queen moments?"

Hardcoreignitor looks at them, as they blabber and debate. He stares down at his ground, then pulls out his phone. He appears to be texting. Tears roll down his face, as he thinks about all that has happened. The other players scolding him. He then pulls out a small piece of paper, and scribbles away. The other players, still debating and blabbering, don't even notice him. Hardcoreignitor gives them all an evil stare as he suddenly starts to evaporate, he looks down, still crying. Everything has now evaporated except for his hand, which gives the players the middle finger, and then evaporates too....the piece of paper he was writing on remains there.

"Hey, Hardcoreignitor." Bravo says. "How come you don't-" he is cut short by noticing Hardcoreignitor is not there, and the paper is in his spot. "Hardcoreignitor, where are you?" Bravo asks.

Azz rushes over to the paper. "Hey, something to read!" he says, grabbing it.

"What do you mean "something to read"?" Derpyhooves asks.

"Oh, I had a large collection of books back at my house that I would read all the time. I miss reading" Azz answers. "Now, let's read this!" he reads aloud: "Dear fellow players, I have texted The Wizard telling him I do not wish to play anymore. I have had it with you guys. You have no sense of humor, and you are selfish. Goodbye. From: Hardcoreignitor. PS: Bravo, the Wizard says you need to leave due to being inactive. Good riddance."

"Wait, wait, wait." Bravo says. "What was that last part?"

Suddenly Bravo is struck by lightning, in front of everyone. His ashes are then blown away by the wind.

Hardcoreignitor has withdrawn! He was the Weatherman! Bravo has been eliminated! He was the sorceror!

Hardcoreignitor: WITHDRAW
Bravo (1,000,000): The Wizard
Kardonis (1.5): Darkwolf, Slambam, Paris, Brutalbash
Bash28 (1): Azz
Slambam (0.5): Kardonis

A wasted ability.

Wow.I got a lot of parts.I is happy...

OMG dat flavor text.

Quote: HIR

Quote: ShadowMewX

I am very sad, honestly. Why must Survivor suffer like this? ;~;

Well, this is the first time someone not named HIR or Seiki is hosting. In all likelihood, I'm going to officially lock this topic after season 10, which I'll helm. <.<

Sadly, I'm not having much time to make a S9, especially with work getting started now. I'm way behind in planning compared to where I'd like to be. Likelihood of me being ready by the time this one is done is rather slim.

Quote: kardonis

Quote: Troll Slug

Are you allowed to sign up for S9 yet?

If so, sign me up too. Unless there's some rule against playing three times in a row.

This is BB's 4th time in a row, my third in a row, and many people's third time.

Quote: Seiki

Quote: HIR

Quote: ShadowMewX

I am very sad, honestly. Why must Survivor suffer like this? ;~;

Well, this is the first time someone not named HIR or Seiki is hosting. In all likelihood, I'm going to officially lock this topic after season 10, which I'll helm. <.<

Sadly, I'm not having much time to make a S9, especially with work getting started now. I'm way behind in planning compared to where I'd like to be. Likelihood of me being ready by the time this one is done is rather slim.

Oh. Take your time then. :I

What's with the half-votes?

Also, nonononononononono. This isn't going to happen to me again.

Quote: Seiki

Quote: HIR

Quote: ShadowMewX

I am very sad, honestly. Why must Survivor suffer like this? ;~;

Well, this is the first time someone not named HIR or Seiki is hosting. In all likelihood, I'm going to officially lock this topic after season 10, which I'll helm. <.<

Sadly, I'm not having much time to make a S9, especially with work getting started now. I'm way behind in planning compared to where I'd like to be. Likelihood of me being ready by the time this one is done is rather slim.

Then do like I do and just make the thing on the fly... I'm joking, of course. I don't care if there's a break. In all likelihood that just increases the changes the 10th season falls around the time the topic was first started. Which is nice, I guess.

DAY 8

Meanwhile, at the witch's castle....

The witch stands at her crystal ball looking in, laughing. "Well, well, well." she says. "Two people were defeated in just one day. There's some luck!"

She counts each player in the vision of her crystal ball. "Argh! And yet NINE of them remain.....and they're getting so very close to the Sapphire city. Nine players is way too many. Something must be done......something. I could fly out there and cast a spell or two......nah.....oh wait!" she snaps her fingers. "I can just let nature take its' course. There's a massive field of deadly poppies between where they're standing, and Moz! I'd be surprised if more then half of them made it out of there alive!"

She laughs and walks off.

Back with our players

Azz sits down, upset over Bravo and Hardcoreignitor's elimination. Kardonis picks at a loose brick on the rainbow brick road. Paris looks off at the Sapphire city in the distance.

"I think it's about time we go off." Paris says. "That Sapphire City is beautiful.....and those poppies are lovely.

"Ooh, I like poppies!" Ash says. " Maybe I can take one or two as a souvenir and bring em home!"

"I thought the Wizard said something about no souvenirs until he says." Brutalbash tells Ash.

"Yeah" Azz says. "He did."

"I don't really want any stuff here anyhow." Bash28 says. "I'll stick with the stuff back in the normal world."

"Normal is an illusion, my friend." Slambam says to Bash. "What's normal for the spider is a catastrophe for the fly."

"Well, I'm going. I'm not going to engage in the "normal" debate." Paris says, running off into the poppy field.

"Geez, those are some beautiful poopies!" Derpyhooves says.

"Poppies. Not poopies." Darkwolf corrects.

The rest of the players run off through the field.

DAY 8 Challenge: The survivor Quiz
This should be a pretty easy challenge. I mean, it's a quiz about Survivor, how hard could it get?!?

1. Which of the following a the correct order of elimination in Survivor Season 1?
A. Skylanders Fan, Vincentkoopa, Eevee88
B. Vincentkoopa, Skylanders Fan, Eevee88
C. Eevee88, Skylanders Fan, Vincentkoopa
D. Eevee88, Vincentkoopa, Skylanders Fan

2. Which of the following players did not make it past the merge in Survivor Season 3?
A. Seiki
B. Rand O M
C. CommanderGame
D. SPARXisAWESOME

3. In Survivor Season 2, which of the following player's elimination involved them falling falling into a dark abyss?
A. Underian
B. Sleepy
C. Padfoot
D. Torchsheep

4. This player would have been eliminated very early on in Season 5 if the nights he was voted off on didn't happen to be "no elimination" nights.
A. DummyZ
B. ClayFace
C. Pixilism
D. Weebbby

5. How far had King_Pika get into hosting Season 4 before "getting drunk and leaving" and HIR taking over?
A. To the merge.
B. About one day.
C. About two days.
D. King_Pika did not host any of Season 4.

6. Wich of the following players had the role "The Shadow Thief" in Survivor Season 6?
A. Hardcoreignitor
B. Scratchking22
C. Chained Skull
D. Ninpire

7. Which of the following seasons did not have any host-eliminations? (A player being banished for inactivity)
A. Season 5
B. Season 6
C. Season 2
D. All of the above included host eliminations.

8. All of the following are true of Survivor Season 5 except...
A. It was the first season to have a moderator as a player.
B. All of the players in it were male.
C. Three players remained completely inactive for it: Skylanderboy, Chill795, and ClayFace.
D. It had an elimination without any flavor text.

9. Rand O M and HotDogAndZap were eliminated on the same night Season 3. Instead of HDAZ, which player would have been eliminated without the use of an item?
A. SPARXisAWESOME
B. CommanderGame
C. DragonCamo
D. Bravo101

10. HIR-hosted Seasons have included all of the following characters except?
A. Zip Toad
B. King Boo
C. Hardcoreignitor
D. Master Eon

I'll answer these later, if my wifi doesn't screw up.

"Reads Night 7 Flav Text"
"You Cynical Squidwards"
"Everything evaporated but his hand, which gave them a middle finger"
Those gave me the best laugh I had in a long time. Morris, you are a freakin genius when it comes to describing the HCI Essence.
Bravo, my good man.

I know all but 2, 7, and 8.

7 and 8 I need time to think about, though I'm not in the game.

GL to everybody!

Again with the "stuff I can't answer" Ah, well.

I wasn't in a question. :(

Quote: somePerson

I wasn't in a question.

Most people in this season aren't. And I think you can figure out why.

I actually know all of these.

Quote: Mrmorrises

Quote: somePerson

I wasn't in a question. :(

Most people in this season aren't. And I think you can figure out why.

*cough*Seiki*cough*

Because it wouldn't be fair to just give out free answers? Also nothing from season seven. Why????? I don't know anything from before that.

If anyone cares, I actually have written out 7 roles. Although I doubt the abilities are as comedic ally genius as HIR's.

So I just sent in my answers.Also seeing by what happened in the flavour text I can see many in active players voted out.Also if we can I would love to play next season or even be an assistant.

I KNOW AZZES ROLE FROM READING THE FT AGAIN :0

Wait what?

If you do, then I'm surprised people haven't guessed mine yet.

Quote: Troll Slug

I KNOW AZZES ROLE FROM READING THE FT AGAIN :0

If you're referring to the thing about the books thing, then that was not having anything to do with his ability, I wouldn't make it that obvious.

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I KNOW AZZES ROLE FROM READING THE FT AGAIN :0

If you're referring to the thing about the books thing, then that was not having anything to do with his ability, I wouldn't make it that obvious.

Oh.

I KNOW I-BRAWLERS ROLE

MY ABILITY WAS THE COOLEST OF ALL
I WAS A WEATHERMAN
I GET TO POINT AT A SCREEN AND READ PICTURES

Quote: hardcoreignitor

MY ABILITY WAS THE COOLEST OF ALL
I WAS A WEATHERMAN
I GET TO POINT AT A SCREEN AND READ PICTURES

HCI,you are our saviour!You can tell us the weather,bow before him!

Quote: azz01

Quote: hardcoreignitor

MY ABILITY WAS THE COOLEST OF ALL
I WAS A WEATHERMAN
I GET TO POINT AT A SCREEN AND READ PICTURES

HCI,you are our saviour!You can tell us the weather,bow before him!

BUT I UNCLOGGED YOUR TOILETS

I QUIT

UNCLOG IT YOURSELF

DAY 8 Results

Correct answers
1. B
2. B
3. D
4. D
5. B
6. A
7. C
8. C (ClayFace ended up being banished due to inactivity, but he was not completely inactive throughout the season)
9. B
10. D

Brutalbash
1.A
2.B
3.D
4.D
5.D
6.A
7.D
8.C
9.B
10.D

Score: 7/10

Kardonis
1.B
2.C
3.D
4.A
5.D
6.C
7.C
8.B
9.B
10.D

Score: 5/10

Azz01
1.B
2.C
3.D
4.A
5.D
6.C
7.C
8.B
9.B
10.D

Score: 5/10

Brutalbash wins immunity! It is now Night 8!
SEND ME YOUR VOTES!!!!!!

THREE PEOPLE!

I think you need to do something about those inactive people bro.

Oh by the way, everyone, as compensation for two players being eliminated in one night TWICE, I'm probably going to throw in a no-elimination day sometime in these next few days.

*crosses fingers for a inactive auto-elim*

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*crosses fingers for a inactive auto-elim*

Lolnope

Only Azz, Kardz and Brutz? iNaCtIvE.

B is also not correct. Vincent was eliminated on Night 2, Eevee on Night 3 and Skylanders fam on Night 4.

Whoops. Oh well, doesn't alter who won.

It's ok, but BB still wins with 6 points.

NIGHT 8

The players dash through the poppies with great speed.

"Yay, I have no trees to bump my head into!" Ash shouts.

Brutalbash, who is chewing on a pear, starts slowing down. "Uh, guys....do you suddenly feel a bit tired...." he says.

"Why, are you?" Kardonis asks?

"Yeah....I am...." Brutalbash says falling over, yawning.

"Um...well ookay....." Kardonis topples over.

Meanwhile, at the witches castle.....

"Yes! Sleep, sleep forever, you maggots!" The Witch chants. "Let the bedbugs bite! Catch your Z's! Your eternal Z's!" She watches as more and more players, topple over asleep.

"I need some popcorn for this remarkable occasion!" she cheers.

The players drop to the ground, asleep, one by one. The witches' eyebrows raise in happiness. The last player standing is Bash28, who shows no signs of falling asleep. He looks around, confused at the other players. Suddenly a heavenly blue aura surrounds all of the players. The witch makes a confused gesture, as Bash28 vanishes instantly, and the other players wake up. They look around at each other, and then run off happily to the beautiful Sapphire City.

"NO! NO!! NO!!!" The witch puts. "What by the name of the Land of Moz was that abominable occurrence! Were my eyes decieving me?!? No, I have 20 20! It must have been.......LINDA!

Bash28 has been eliminated! He was the Boxer! 8 players remain!

Ash (1): Azz
Kardonis(1): Brutalbash, Darkwolf, Slambam.
Slambam(1): Kardonis
Azz(1): Paris

The eliminated....

Dark Bro (Resigned Day 1)
I-Brawler (Night 1)
Troll Slug (Night 2)
Aran and Cynderfan (Night 3)
Will (Night 4)
somePerson (Night 5)
Assassinelf (Night 6)
Bravo and Hardcoreignitor (Night 7)
Bash28 (Night 8)

Kewl. Kard, you know way dis means!!!!! Joy must win every challenge from here on out to win! (Sorry, but it's unlikely. I'm officially rooting for Paris.)

DAY 9

The players, still ignorant of Bash28's disappearance, approach the door to the Sapphire City. It is wooden, with a small peephole for someone to stick their head out of. The players shuffle around the door.

"Hey, uh, you wanna knock?" Brutalbash asks Azz.

"No thanks." Azz responds. "I'm too shy."

"Whadda you guys think this is, a trap door?" Kardonis asks.

"Here, I'll knock!" Paris says walking over to the door.

"Missy please, I'll handle the knocking." Kardonis says, pushing Paris aside, walking over to the door.

"Hey you!" Paris scolds. "Knock it off!"

"Oh, okay." Kardonis winks. "I'll knock it off!" he knocks the door with incredible force. "Well, I knocked it, but it didn't fall off" Kardonis says.

A man in blue, with a blue mustache sticks his head out of the door. He looks around, and then notices the players. "HEY! What's the deal, if you wanna get in here you gotta ring the doorbell!" he shouts, then sticks his head back in.

Paris quickly rings the doorbell. The man opens the door for them. "WELCOME!" The man shouts.

"Whoa! The guy who designed this city really knows how to........design!" Slambam says.

"Do you guys have food here." Brutalbash says, as he walks in with the rest of the players.

"Well of course we do, sir!" The man in blue says. "This is a city, and we are humans! Humans need food to live, don't you know that?"

"Nope." Darkwolf says, sarcastically.

"Here, come with me, I think you guys could use a tour of this place!" The man says, leading them to a Sapphire horse carriage. The players mount on, one by one. The man in blue sits in the front, whipping the horse, causing it to change color.

"Wow! That's quite the color changing ungulate!" Derpyhooves obesrves.


DAY 9 Challenge: The True or False Fest.
Simply answer true or false to each statement. You may send in "T" or "F" as your answers if you wish.

1.The largest city in Florida is Tallahassee
2.In To Kill A Mockingbird, the main antagonist is Mayella Ewell.
3.In the Scopes trial in 1925, John T. Scopes was found guilty.
4.In Super Mario Bros 3, the hammer suit is capable of defeating Thwomps.
5.In the first generation of Pokemon, the Psychic type had no weaknesses.
6.Adlai Stevenson was vice president under Rutherford B. Hayes.
7.The Capricorn zodiac sign ranges from December to January
8.The prefix "mega" means billion.
9.In Romeo and Juliet, Tybalt is the second character to die.
10.Patrick Star has appeared more than Squidward Tentacles in the Spongebob series.
11. The Pokemon Elygem evolves into Beheeyem at level 42.
12. In the musical, Chicago, the song "Mr. Cellophane" is sung by Amos Hart.
13. Andrew Carnegie founded the Standard Oil Company.
14. The San Francisco earthquake of 1906 had a magnitude of about 9.3
15. In Zelda Wind Waker, the Wind temple can NOT be completed before the Earth Temple.
16. In Skylanders Swap Force, Hex's wow pow, Skull Buddy, does the single most damage of any attack.
17. The only two moves in Pokemon that instantly KO the user are Self Destruct, and Explosion.
18. President Franklin D. Roosevelt's "Three R's" were Relief, Retaliation and Reform.