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Right...... and the dragon still hasn't let me go...

Falco: Yeah.

Well I guess this is the rest of my life.....

Falco: possibly

.... I can live with that.... I've been through worse....

Falco: *nods*

Ryuk: *Listens intently, is still in front of Phosphora*

Spider: *Is dead*

Viridi: *Heavy breathing* I don't blame you. *Pauses* C-can we stop here for a bit? *Leans arm against tree*

Falco: *sits*

So what's with this cage thing? What happened?

Corrin: *lets go* *human* A ton of people were in a cage and then we had to fight people and I kept getting bored and asking you guys to fight to the death but you all said no and it was super boring until we got to fight people.

Robin: That's not even a good explanation...

Corrin: Too bad. Pineapple. *a pineapple falls on Robin's head*

Phosphora: Who is this guy anyway?

Dark Pit: I don't see why, but sure.

Okay.... Can someone give me a more detailed explanation?

Robin: It's not that easy to explain, but I'll try. So this guy named DIO sent us all to a fancy cage thing. Many people came and went before the group of us that remained realized what happened I guess, I wasn't really paying attention at that point. We went and fought the DIO guy and our enemies in a fancy city place thing and then everyone went home.

Corrin: I don't understand how you would forget there was so much amazing stuff that happened.

Robin: I'd hardly call any of it amazing.

Weird..... Kinda sounds like Tartarus....

Corrin: What's that? It sounds like something full of darkness and maybe lava.

Well it's a tower that only appears during the Dark Hour. It was a shadow nest... eventually we got rid of the place...

Corrin: Huh. Sounds awesome but also very evil.

It was a nightmare...

Corrin: Sounds even more evil.

I think I have some photos.... oh yeah.... never mind...

Corrin: Meh. *dragon* Rawr~

Robin: *sighs*

.... I'm not gonna ask....

Robin: She's half dragon, but usually when she turns into a dragon she does something weird.

Corrin: *dances really badly to nothing*

Robin: Like that.

She's energetic.... like Minako....

Robin: I think that the Minako person you're talking about was in the cage thing. There was someone with that name.

.... N-No it could've been someone else with that name....

Robin: *shrugs* Okay. You could be right.

Phosphora: *floats over* Oh, another human. Cool.

Oh great... a loli...

Phosphora: A what now? Is that an insult? *raises arm in an attempt to be threatening*

If you think it's an insult then go ahead...

Phosphora: *lightning hits just a little bit beside Minato* I'm just gonna assume it is.

..... Okay.

Phosphora: *floats up and sits in the air*

Corrin: Rawr! *starts eating another tree*

(This place is made entirely of candy canes by the way)

Man this place is weird....

Robin: Definitely.

Where do you guys come from anyway?

Robin: I'm from Plegia if we're being technical, but I live in Ylisse.

Corrin: *human* I live at the bottom of the Bottomless Canyon.

Robin: *rolls eyes* You live in Hoshido.

Phosphora: I'm a goddess, I didn't really come from anywhere.

A goddess? Hm.... do you know Nyx?

Phosphora: I've never heard that name before. So no.

Meh... it was a long shot anyway...

Phosphora: Are they important?

Kinda.... She almost destroyed all life on earth...

Phosphora: Really? I think I'd remember that.

Robin: Are you unfamiliar with other worlds?

Phosphora: Well I'm familiar with the fact that the person writing these words is probably tired of typos. There have been like three in this sentence they had to go back and fix.

Robin: What

Well it happened on the very last day of 2008. Does that help?

Phosphora: Don't remember it.

Robin: HELLO? Alternate worlds!

Yeah yeah....

Robin: Vlearly it's two different Earths!

Phosphora: Clearly there's a typo in your sentence!

Robin: What's that even supposed to mean?

Falco: Phosphora, quit breaking the fourth wall.

What do yuo mean?

Fox: I don't know what you guys mean about the typos and fourth wall breaking stuff?

Phosphora: But I'm bored and it's fun to break the fourth wall.

Robin: Still confused