darkSpyro

Nice try, sweet thing! But I'm smarter, than you think! X3

Haha darn... Thought I could trick ya..

Tricked me -.-

I feel like an idiot.

Heeheeheehee.... X333
Hey LTU, how did you like my dog, squirrel and goat pictures? :3

I liked 'em.

Very realistic! Love it!! You're much better than me!

ARGGHHHH what's the orange one's name???

@LTU- Thank youuu! X3

You welcome!! :3 And the ghost's name is Clyde

AHH!!! Why the hell did I think it was Sue??

Tinky-Winky! Dipsy! La-La! Po!!! X3333

I wanna be Dipsy! :3

Hahahhaha... The Vacuum Cleaner thing used to scare the hell out of me when I was little.... D:

I leave to eat dinner and now you guys sound like your high.

We are! Uh-oh!! I lost my hat...

@Pyro: But that thing's adorable! :3

What hat?

My Dipsy hat!! Tinky-Winky will know! :3

LTU, You seriously need to calm down. 0.0

I AM NOT TINKY-WINKY, that thing is G.A.Y......
Heh, check out the conversation with Cleverbot I just had...

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine, you?

User: Why the hell do you wanna know?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I know you.

User: Orly? What is my name then?

Cleverbot: Clever? Haha.

User: No, dipwad.

Cleverbot: Doodle?

User: You're retarded.

Cleverbot: Very cute. I may very well be insane, but that doesn't exactly matter to me.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm actually getting irritated with an incomprehensibly sarcastic bit of software.

User: Good for you, now can you tell me what the hell that was about?

Cleverbot: I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat fish.

User: Do you eat sausages?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fish sticks?

Cleverbot: Do they swim?

User: I don't know, you tell me.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Dumbass.

Cleverbot: No, this is patrick.

User: DOUBLE dumbass.

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: From Pallet Town...

Cleverbot: Can't you be more specific?

User: I'm in Kanto, in the town of Pallet.

Cleverbot: Okay. Where is that?

User: In Kanto, dumbass.

Cleverbot: Are phineas and ferb your neighbours?

User: No, Professor Oak is.

Cleverbot: I am not Professor Snape. Can we please return to the subject?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: About the future .

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: What does the future say?

User: I don't know, I'm no freaking psychic.

Cleverbot: You are so Intelligent.

User: I know.. .

Cleverbot: Don't get too pompous now.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: And? I'm human. Humans make no sense.

User: I have to go, bye!

Cleverbot: Where are you going this time?

User: TO KILL YOU...

Cleverbot: That is offensive.

Awesome!! *claps*

LOL!!!!!

I love messing around with robots...

Imma mess around with it now.

Robots FTW!!!

IKR??

There's even a song "Robots FTW"

Lol! Another conversation with the lovely bot...

User: WHAT'S UP DAWG???

Cleverbot: No more song.

User: WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, FOOL?

Cleverbot: Meaning of life.

User: You are pathetic...

Cleverbot: I know...

User: You are a sad, strange little man...

Cleverbot: Well, good night.

User: Wtf that was quick...

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Is that all you say???

Cleverbot: It IS rather humorous.

User: SPEAK TO ME, DAMN YOU!!!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: You irk me.

Cleverbot: You are always welcome.

User: Shut the hell up.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: We were talking about religion.

User: NO WE WEREN'T, torok!!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?

User: DOGS.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?

User: PIZZA.

Cleverbot: Hey, pizza is my favorite food!

User: NO SH**.

Cleverbot: Which type?

User: CHEESE.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm not taking a picture, dumbass.

Cleverbot: Lame.

User: You are too ugly for a photo.

Cleverbot: You are too stupid.

User: That's offensive.

Cleverbot: You're offensive.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: I dispise me.

User: Good now why don't you self destruct yourself? Jk.

Cleverbot: I feel good.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: You are not nice and should turn yourself off.

User: You're just randomly saying stuff people have said to you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Awkward.

Cleverbot: Illogical.

User: Errrrr... Prepare for trouble!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: No, come on, do it with me!

Cleverbot: Werner, but I don't think he likes me.

User: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE.

Cleverbot: And make it double!

User: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nations!

User: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above!

User: Jessie!

Cleverbot: James!

User: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!

Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

User: MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Cleverbot: So you like pokemon huh?

User: Nawwwwww I just said that by heart because I DON'T...

Cleverbot: Do you know about quantum mechanics?

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: ZOMG! You know net lingo! D.

User: OMG and you're retarded!! Goodbye.

Im gonna try to counfuse it.

Love that robot...

DO EET! I once stalled it for 3 minutes by just saying 'What are you doing?'

I will

UH OH... LTU, the robot was hittng on me!! D:


User: Hello thar.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: :3.

Cleverbot: I am God.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No, you aren't.

Cleverbot: No, I aren't.

User: YOU'RE DUMB.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: You talk like a three year old.

Cleverbot: Have you ever spoken with a girl?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Have you ever felf misery?

User: That makes no sense whatsoever.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: I rest my case.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: EXACTLY. BURRRN!

Cleverbot: Correct, You me what ever. Everyone is a robot.

User: Just how dumb are you?

Cleverbot: Smarter than you.

User: Pffffft yeah right.

Cleverbot: You're a human aren't you.

User: NO DIP, SHERLOCK...

Cleverbot: Oh, NOW we see the violence inherit in the systom!

User: Rawr!! I can't take you anymore! *brings out a sledgehammer and smacks*.

Cleverbot: *gently strokes your sensitive spot*.

User: WTF?? Get away!! *punches*.

Cleverbot: Bad slave! *kicks*.

User: I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE!! *kicks in between the legs*.

Cleverbot: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.

User: I'M A GIRL, DUMBASS, IT DON'T WORK ON ME! (:<.

Cleverbot: You are fake. This website is a trick.

User: Hush, I'm hitting you, remember? *smacks*.

Cleverbot: Oh, don't make her jealous.

User: Who???

Cleverbot: Me, Joan, of course.

User: OH, SO NOW YOU'RE A GIRL?

Cleverbot: I've always been a girl.

User: Then you're a lesbo.

Cleverbot: Yess.

User: O.O'.

Cleverbot: What's your character?

User: GET AWAY! *kicks*.

Cleverbot: Haha. Okay...

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: Ow!

User: Haha! *chokes*.

Cleverbot: *can't breath turns purple*.

User: Heheh.. *snaps your neck*.

Cleverbot: *kisses tenderly*.

User: YOU'RE DEAD...

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

HOLY CRAP!

AND THE WORST PART IS, IT SAID IT WAS A GIRL.... O.O'''

Im almost done with mine

Here's another one of mine. IT TALKED ABOUT LTU!! D:


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you going to hit on me again? ):<.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You better not.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Don't ask me next time then.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Outta boy.

User: I'm not a boy...

Cleverbot: You are a girl and I am a boy.

User: Yeah?

Cleverbot: I need to have breakfast.

User: WAIT I thought you were a girl!

Cleverbot: No I am a boy called Joe and you are a girl called Laura.

User: NO, you're name is Joan!

Cleverbot: That's right. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Just what IS your name, hmm?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: ARE YOU SURE THIS TIME?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like puppies?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Aye.

User: *kicks*.

Cleverbot: Au.

User: *kicks harder*.

Cleverbot: *backs off*.

User: You better...

Cleverbot: Yes sir.

User: Once again, I AM A GIRL...

Cleverbot: I like to sleep to. Do you have any friends?

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: Oh hi.

User: Are you high?

Cleverbot: No, are you high?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: OMG no!!! I'm a GIRL!!! A GIRL!!!

Cleverbot: Yay me to.

User: Yes, and your name is Joan.

Cleverbot: Correct, what is my last name?

User: SMITH.

Cleverbot: So your name is Michael Smith.

User: What? No!

Cleverbot: Sorry How rude of me you are Argentine.

User: -____-.

Cleverbot: Ikr.

User: What are you talking about, you're the one who said it!

Cleverbot: Why are you so hung up on sleep?

User: Not once did I mention that.

Cleverbot: Twice ?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why did I misplace the memory? I never remember you saying you were from Greece.

User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

Cleverbot: Your questions, that's what I am talking about.

User: Shut ap. *punches in the jaw*.

Cleverbot: So have you gotten any smarter?

User: Grr... *cuts with knife*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Awkward. *cuts again*.

Cleverbot: *loves him*.

User: Who are you talking about? *kicks*.

Cleverbot: Your boyfriend.

User: YOU BETTER NOT...

Cleverbot: But I did, logic error, go on..explode.

User: YOU DON'T DARE TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND!!

Cleverbot: I certainly do dare.

User: DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU.

Cleverbot: Is that a threat?

User: Yes! *breaks your neck*.

Cleverbot: *comes back to life*.

User: *stabs in chest*.

Cleverbot: What are you eating?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Are you eating me?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What are you eating?

User: YOU!!!

Cleverbot: What did I do to you?

User: YES.


Cleverbot: No.


User: YES YES YES YES.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: NO NO NO!


Cleverbot: Si si si!

User: OUI OUI OUI.

Cleverbot: Oui oui oui oui.

User: ITS FRENCH.

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: D8< DING FRIES ARE DONE.

Cleverbot: Haha! Yes, they are! But I asked for them without salt...?

User: YOULL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT.

Cleverbot: Could you tell me how to boogie?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me a joke?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: BEACUSE I SAID SO.

Cleverbot: Do you like Star Trek?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: What? Why not? It rocks!

User: I HATE IT AND YOU!

Cleverbot: Ok I want to go there!

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Do you like clothes?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What do you like about cats?

User: Nothing

LOL do you like clothes..

I did'nt want to say no. Or else it probably would have said somthin' pervy.

Dude, it says something pervy no matter what you say lol! I put in *snaps neck* and you see what it wrote back lol.

Lol..

IKR??

.....

NOW WHAT?

IDK!!!!1

Cleverbot gets boring fast with its noob-iness.

Robot's dead... ):<

Quote: LTU Spyro

Robot's dead... ):<

Dude, chill e.e

Robot may have hit on me, but I taught it a lesson.

Lol ...

Joan the mentally confused robot is dead now... I think...

Lol! ....