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Losi: *turns to Fern* Hey! that's my line!

Eve: *drags Losi over and also hugs him* Meh!! You're stressing me out, guys!
Raya: '

Losi: *blush*
Me: *looks away facepalming*
Jalorda: *teleports with Leaf Tornado* Wheee!!!

CL: Hey, D-o, wanna come kill people with me and cynd?
Raya: I'M GOIN' WITH THEM!!! *charges away from Eve, Losi, Fern, and others*

Eve: You know, you lot really ... really just need to look at the good side of life. Especially you, crybaby. *slaps Fern on the head with her tail*

Me: *sigh* Sure, I got nuthin' else anyway...
Losi: Heey! What about mee?
Me: You..can...hang...out...with Eve...I guess....
Jalorda: *teleports away* Wheee!!!

Raya: He will DIE from her stupidity.

Eve: YAY!! I get to teach you how to beat things into a pulp, cut things, and how to pelt people or Pokemon to death with rocks!!

Kaede: I'M COMING WITH YOU PEOPLE!There's no good stuff here!
cynd: You no high five me!
Skyburst: I'm coming,too.Wanna come,Flare?Also,we don't need two crybabies,cynd!
cynd: I'm just sayin'!*smacks Skyburst*
Skyburst: You don't know how good that was.
cynd: Eww!You're disgusting!
Skyburst: Nort in THAT way,cynd!You made me,you should know!
cynd: I know nothing of the sort!
Skyburst: Whatever.

Fern: Losi's the one who's disgusting.He likes his relative.
cynd: *stomps over and super-slaps Fern*YOU GOT ANY MORE COMMENTS,BUB!?
Fern: N-n-no!No I don't!I swear,cynd,I swear!PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
cynd: I can hit you,but I can't kill you.If I could,your head would already be chopped off.
Fern: Why are you so against-?
cynd: *smacks*I'm NOT!Arceus,can't you read!?
Jake: Hey,you forgot about me,cynd!
cynd: Eh,whatev.Skyburst's gonna take your place.Now shoo.
Jake: WHAAT!?
cynd: It just mewans that Skyburst is more important.Face it.
Jake: I'll kill him,then.
cynd: What'll that do?
Jake: IDK!PLEASE,CYND,PLEEEASE!
cynd: You.Spelled.My.Name.Capital.
Jake: *eyes widen* I'm sorry,I'm sorry!
cynd: *sighs* You'd better be!

Flare: *runs to CL and attaches to her leg*
CL: Flare, WTF?
Flare: I be scared.


Eve: ... Fern, just stop crying and I'll let you go.

Fern: I've stopped.I'm done.

Skyburst: *walks over to Flare and CL*What're you scared about?I'll help.
cynd: *snorts sarcastically,if possible*You'll help change my SOCKS!

Flare: Her. *points at cynd*
CL: you're right to be afraid of HER!

Eve: *lets go of Fern* my paws are sore ... *rubs forepaws*

cynd: Moi?Well,why are you afraid of me?
Fern: Who WOULDN'T be afraid?
cynd: *smacks random metal bat on a tree,smashing it entirelly*WHAT did you just say!?
Fern: Nothing!I was just...saying how great you were!Yeah,yeah!*nervous laugh*
Skyburst: *turns to look at cynd*
cynd: You're on.BRING IT!
Skyburst: *charges at cynd*
cynd: *takes out a water sword*HAHA!
Skyburst: Oh,Arceus!I'm fire-type!
Kaede: Half Dark-type,too.
Skyburst: Well,yeah,but still!

Eve: ... What the hell?
CL: I dunno.
Flare: We're SO low on random ...

Kaede: Is that what seems so wierd about this?
Fern: I think it is!
Skyburst: I'll get rid of cynd,Flare!*uses darkness on cynd*
cynd: *easily blocks with her sword*That all ya got?

Flare: I feel like I should use my new Bug-Type Fury thingy ... For fun ...
Eve: OOOOOO!! I WANNA TRY MINE!!

cynd: Well,then,we see who wins.
Skyburst: Three against one?Impossible.
cynd: *shrugs*I got my swords,man!I can do this!Plud,the metal bat.
Skyburst: Please don't tell me that you're using that.
cynd: I won't tell ya,then.

All: ............................. '

Fern: PUT IN LACY!IDK,I NEED SOME RANDOMNESS!*starts crying agai*
Kaede: I need randomness,too!
cynd: I only survived today cuz of Td's(Thunderdragon) random art!
Skyburst: You're all insane.
Jake: What is wrong with you people!?We need to see you eating heads,need to see random dancing and songs!
Skyburst: That's more than insane.
cynd: Why did we skip over to this?
Kaede: CUZ WE'RE ON STRIKE!*holds up sign that says: 'Please kill a random Pokemon'*
Skyburst: Now that's just crazy!

CL: *huddled in corner with the sounds of eating*
Raya: CL, what are you eating?
-room explodes to reveal a burning city with explosions in the background-
Raya: CL!!!! SPYDER'S BIRTHDAY HAS PASSED!!!!!
CL: So?

cynd: Oh,yay!CL's got leftovers!*runs over,then takes a couple of humans heads and joins CL*This is the life!Thanks,CL!
All except Skyburst: Yeah,thanks!*all of 'em with CL and cynd,munching on hands,legs,and other things*
Skyburst: Nasty and crazy.

CL: What's that, Skyburst? I can't hear you over the sound on melting city!!

Eve: *hug Skyburst around the neck* FINALLY SOMEONE WHO IS SANE ENOUGH NOT TO EAT PEOPLE!!

Fern: Arceus,cynd!You had to?
cynd: Yup!I needed a twist to get things going!
Kaede: *starts crying*That is just EVIL,cynd!
cynd: *shrugs*You will now discover the OTHER shocking truth!Woohoo!
Abyss: I'm going to kick Nyte's ass over to Arceus!
cynd: Glad to see 'em come out!First time you used a swear word.I'm very proud of you,Abyss!
Fern: Wait,DARKFIRE STARTED IT!OH,SHOOT!WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?
cynd: I got a suggestion: Whoop Nyte's ass until he cries to death.That'll be fun to watch.
Kaede: B-b-but,cynd!I thought you LIKED Nyte!
cynd: No freakin' way!I was plannin' on him to become a betrayar.I got the idea from 'Killing Mr.Griffin'.Best book in the world.Apart from Maximum Ride,of course.
Jake: Yeah!The one where Mark kills a cat,then kills his dad,then kills a grandma!Then,he tries to kill Sue!And Sue finds out that she luvs him!
cynd: ...I read it to 'im.Blame me.

Skyburst: I wish you were Flare,but whatever.Of course I'm sane!

Eve: You're a little love drunk, huh?


Bramble (you've never seen Bramble the Dragon, but he's perfectly sane and normal): ummmm ....
CL: HI BRAMBLE!!
Bramble: Why is there blood and explosions everywhere? *folds wings onto his back*
Spyder: *randomly attacks Bramble*
CL: Oh, yeah, and he's Spyder's worst enemy.

Fern: I want in!*leaps onto Bramble*

Skyburst: I don't know.
cynd: He is,the little sucker.
Skyburst: Hey!
cynd: I'm statin' truth.

Bramble: *looks at Fern* I'm the good guy!!
Spyder: No I- Well, yeeeeaaaaah ...
CL: *Face/palm*


Eve: Still, YAY FOR SANE POKEMON!!
Lacy: BOO!!! BOOOOOO!! SANE POKEMON! EVE! WHY ARE YOU HUGGING A SANE POKEMON!?!?
Eve: Oh crap.

Fern: Shoot!Well,who cares?I'm the bad guy,right?Off with Bramble's head!


Skyburst: She can if she wants to,Lacy.It's her coice,not yours.

Lacy: Oh, it's YOU again. *face/palm*

Bramble: ... *plucks Fern off with two claws and drops him onto the ground* This is a big-boy thing. Now, Spyder, DIE!
-Spyder and Bramble launch back into epic battle-

CL: ... hehheheh ... "big boy thing" *munches on a leg of a person*

I have Artists block, and I draw everything on paper now-a-days. My scanner is a piece of sh-t, Sooooo ...

Hrm ............ That is a hard one ........ I'd have to say either Scourge or LeopardStar.

I must draw you something, too! Yay, something to DO!!

Me: So, what happened? I was out killing. What'd I miss?
Losi: Lotsa stuff probably...
Jalorda: *teleports in again* Whee!!!

Just me burning down a city again.

Me: Oh...fun...
Losi: Ooo! Oo! Did the buildings go boom? *puppy eye look*
Jalorda: *teleports out again* Wheee!!!

Yes, Losi, yes they did. Here, lemme show you. *pulls down curtain to reveal an almost melting city with explosions occurring every now and then.*

Losi: *claps paws together excitedly* Ooo! Look! It oh! BOOM!!! Yay!!!
Me: *sigh* still the same...

What made you think anything would be different!?

Me: I mean that it's just the same old killing things, explosions ectetera. Nothing changes...
Losi: Woah! Flying piece of metal! Incoming!!! *ducks*
Me: *stops metal with one hand and sighs*
Losi: |||
Me: *sigh*

cynd: *puts arm around Losi's shoulders*I like this guy now!I like you too,D-o!You guys luv killing!
Fern: A BIG BOY THING!?Why you little piece of-
cynd: *puts hand over Fern's mouth*Uh-huh.

Skyburst: Yeah,it's me.You have a problem?

Losi: *looks back out* Arceus's Mane! Look out! More! *chunks of metal flying* Gyah! *jumps and knocks over cy2000*
Me: *sigh* *walks one step* *piece of metal flies an inch behind him*

CL: Hmm ... More metal, guys!
(random people outside) But we're tired!
CL: I SAID MORE!!!!!!!
-more chunks of metal rapidly fly through the door-

Bramble: ... *sweat drop*
Spyder: ...

cynd: *gets up easily and grabs Losi* You little...Quilaceon!NO ONE KNOCKS ME OVER!YOU SHALL PAY!
Fern: Noz!Escape while you can!*gets a random Raichu to use Dig,then hides in the hole*
Abyss: You are stupid beyond belief,Fern.
Fern: *sounds echoey* Get used to it!

Spyder: ... Bramble, are we at an agreement?
Bramble: Yes. Go ahead.
Spyder: *slaps Fern away with his tail, for he is a Spirit Dragon and can do so to a ghost*

CL: Oh crap.

Lacy: ... I be bored by you. *flys away*

Fern: Elloooo!I'm in a hole,dude!Duuuh!
Abyss: *facepaws*Arceus,Fern!
Fern: What?Iz true!And,even if he DID knock me away,I'm back with my appearing and disappearing skills!
cynd: He'll get what he gets after he's back on.

Skyburst: Thank Arceus...

Spyder: We can still pull you out easily ... *pulls Fern out of the hole with his tail*
Bramble: ...

Lacy: I HEARD THAT!

CL: Ummm ... LACY! PROTECT ME!! *grabs the Celebi and holds her in front of self*

Kaede: Ooookay,then.
Fern: *disappears,then reappears back into the hole*Being a half-dead Eeveelutions really heps sometimes.

Skyburst: I know you did.

Losi: *sweatdrop* Well- uh- cynd....there was- uh- uh...metal...and... AAAAHHH!!!! *takes off running for life*
Me: *chuckle and dodges more metal*
Jalorda: *teleports back in* Wheee!!!

CL: *face/palm* you people can't do anything right!
(people outside) Sorry!
CL: *throws a grande down and allows the people to explode.* Now if any of you want to just be a burst of bloody confetti, object to that.

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