darkSpyro

Quote: sonicbrawler182

...I think he's not crying anymore.....

Uh oh...

Um...I woke up to find Spyro had accidentally put a pillow over my face and had accidentally fallen asleep on it.

^ Lol!

I'm just assuming that in the darkness he couldn't find his own bed.

Wait, I was saying lol to the photo.

But lulz to that story as well.

Maybe he was just trying to kill you.

No! He wouldn't try to kill me. He's my best friend! lol.
And he said that he did not approve of the relationship but that Cynder would stop it soon because she didnt either.
HOwever, that's not what she told me, and I though I could see a glimmer of jealousy in Spyro's eyes, but it was only me.

Well if he's jealous, it sounds like he'll want to kill you.

And then yesterday he accidentally tripped me and I almost felt off my roof and to the sidewalk fifteen feet down.

No that was me...I've been secretly trying to assassinate you.

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No comment...

Quote: Jackson117

No that was me...I've been secretly trying to assassinate you.

Good job.

"It's a friendly way before i shoot you"

*Shoots Bullet and awaits to see if Spyrocynderfan7 dodges out of the way*

*dodge matrix style*

Nope, it wasn't you. Maybe Spyro's upset that me and Cynder are starting to realize we love each other again.

It could be that. Or maybe it's that you are keeping her hostage and Spyro is over here at my place bawling his eyes out cause he can't see her.

Spyro is with me, he's glaring angrily right now.

I gave you the animatronic version. I tried to apologize but got popped in the face instead. He broke my nose.

"Oh that's it"

*donates bomb that somehow explodes the world and leaves Spyrocynderfan7, Spyro...cynder and Cav floating in space

"Oh that's it..."

*Grabs spyro by the neck*

"Dammit TLOS SPYRO....If orginial was here he kick us all"

Hey, can we make an agreement: if you steal Cynderella from Goonro, I can haz him? After all, he's a sex bob-omb.

Quote: spyrocynderfan7

Spyro is with me, he's glaring angrily right now.
.

I have the real deal. I did a DNA test.

As did I, he's real.
WTF?

Maybe you have Classic Spyro
Aand I have legend Spyro?

Quote: spyrocynderfan7

As did I, he's real.
WTF?

Maybe you have Classic Spyro
Aand I have legend Spyro?

Maybe. But mine sounds like Elijah Wood, not Tom Kenny...

Mine does too.
The **** is going on here?

I don't know...

...
Paradox?
Parallel Universe?
Clones?

It doesn't matter..I have malefor and ripto with me, were planning to find any dragon and wreck it.

Spyro and Cynder are not very happy about that idea.

Your spyro does not know how ripto fights...You can't defeat us.

I have a whole army of dragons. As head of the Caeda, we are INVINCIBLE! Our mutation serum makes us more powerful than anything else in the world.

The Great Commander conquers all enemies!!!

Conquer? I'm here to infest and infect...were in your blood..were in your homes...were everywhere..(look in the walls)

Quote: Jackson117

Conquer? I'm here to infest and infect...were in your blood..were in your homes...were everywhere..(look in the walls)

So you are the Flood then.

We are flood,Zerg,Xenomorphs and Justin beiber all mixed into one.


Were comming for you...Well im coming to claim a Spyro and mark him my pet.


*bursts Through the wall only to see Spyrocynderfan7 has a army right there*


You were not kidding..."ATTACK"

the war starts..it is epic.

Come to think of it... Ratchet, anyone? Going oncem going twice...

Sold! To moi :3

ME: Kill the Flood!
And don't die! You die and you will just strengthen their numbers!

SPYRO: Flood creature 12:00 o' clock!
ME: Son of a... WATCH YOUR BACKS TROOPS! Never surrender!
URA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Grabs spyro by the neck*


"You can have cynder...I'll take him"

*Kills Flood creature and releases Spyro*

We never leave a man behind!

Quote: Jackson117

"You can have cynder...I'll take him"

Why thank you.

More Flood!

CAV! I didn't know you were working for the Flood. For I know, you could be the freakin' Gravemind himself.

I don't work for him. I'm neutral in the whole thing.

Ice cream.

^What?^

Quote: spyro_987

Ice cream.

^ This.

Meh...

Still confused.

Funny enough the flood use their foes strength against them...your doomed anyway...unless blowing up the galaxy of all life is ok?

Yeah, I guess.

While you guys are arguing about Spyro I'm stuck in a corner with Malefor.

You mean FLOOD Malefor.

*Mows down Flood Malefor with Gatling Minigun*

There you go!

Me: You do know I was a fan of Malefor. I'm also his translator.

Oops.


Random soldier dude: FLOOD CREATURE NINE O' CLOCK!
Me: Sorrry, me gotta go now.
*runs away*

Me: (sigh) There goes my favorite villian.
(Bowser Koopa show up)
Bowser: What about me?
Me: Yes I like you but your no fun. Everyone can understand you.
(Boswer starts grumbling curses.)

Poor Bowser.

My favorite villian is standing next to me. Say hi.

Who is this villain.
Spy and Cindi are starting to growl from the other room, at least it sounds like growling...