darkSpyro

nah

Next user is enjoying life.

It could be worse.

Next user isn't Spyro and Sonic

YOU KNOW IT

Next user is bored.

yeah, that's why I'm just sitting here listening to NSP

Next user has a big decision to make.

H AAHAHAHAHHAH
No

Next user doesn't know me

I remember your username.

The next user has been on darkSpyro for over two years?

Roundabout three actually.

Next user Does not know Discworld

..........I admit nothing of the sort.

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Oh fine, I haven't, though I'd be hard pressed to know if the next user knows what Zero Punctuation is.

it's when you type a bunch of things with no punctuation and let it just run on and on

Next user can evaluate an integral.

I can, but you have to know that I meant the WEB SERIES of Zero Punctuation, not the actual "no punctuation."

Now SURELY the next blimhead knows what it is now that I've brought it up?

Well, aren't you the most polite person in the world? ^.^'
I do not know what it is.

Next user owns a 3DS.

Unfortunately not. I'm saving up for a Wii U.

Next user knows how much a Wii U costs and is happy to share it.

probably a few hundred of whatever currency you use

Next user has more than $100 in cash.

160 euro, yup more

Next user knows Zero Punctuation

I don't sadly...

Next user has played ANY of the Portal Games?

No, but I want to... ;~;

Next user has played Smash Bros.

I've played Brawl at my friends house, but that's it.

The next user knows what my signature is referencing.

Nope.

Next user just woke up in the past 2 hours.

Wouldn't be surprised. :U

The next user still cares about gems just a teeny bit at least?

Ever since I got to 1900 I've cared a lot more.

Next user has been here for way too long.

If three years is too long, yes.

The next user has a Sonic avatar.

Yes I do.

Next user has an understanding of trigonometry.

I understood it most clearly when I was in high school.

The next user is...a fish tank.

My one super power.

The next user has found Nemo?

Yes! After making it my lifelong goal to find an imaginary fish made by Pixar who's brothers and mother were all murdered at the start of the film, I have finally found him at my local pet store.

Next user owns a Fan Fiction.

Thankfully not. Mine would be horrible. :U

The next user has a Pokemon avatar?

I knew I was forgetting something in my recent rotation.

Next user has a lot of DVD's?

Nah, not that many.

Next user is a DVD?

nah

Next user has licked another person.

Yup.

Next user isn't S&S

Are you happy to see me, mate?

Next user has his head stuck up his own arse.

if that were physically possible I'd do it

Next user has not yet been seen on this page.

That is a fact.

Next user is taller than the average height of the user's geographical location.

Nah, I'm average.

Next user is under 150lb

Yes...

Next user lives in a state that doesn't get much snow/or none at all.

Yes

Is a goon.

I could be :o

Next user is a furry.

partially

next user is pretty

*batters eyelids*

Next user prefers consoles over handhelds.

I suppose so.

Next user is using a laptop.

Yup~

The next user regularly goes on Omegle~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Next user is hot

hell yes I am

Next user lives in a small town.

Sort of.

The nest user hasn't came out of their room for at least 2 hours today

I'm in my kitchen currently.

Next user has already had dinner

I'm eating dinner as we speak.

Next user is thirsty.

Always.

Next user is playing a musical instrument.

Now why the **** would anyone do that while they're on a computer? It's like trying to eat a sandwich while you're on a hang glider!

I'd be hard pressed to know if someone is actually texting their message while hang gliding this time, though.

...?

Next user is obsessed with some particular franchise.

Nah no obsession

Next user is a yellow sparx