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Flare: *awkwardly sipping on soda some more* ummmmm ....?
Eve: I can feel things fine ... *paws at a barrel and smashes it* what the F--k are you talking about??
CL: Aww ....

Nyte: Not THAT way!Emotions.Anger.Happiness.Stuff like that.If you would just go along with the plan...
Jake: I don't trust 'em.
cynd: FLARE!I AM ASKING YOU A QUESTION HERE!ANSWERRR!!!*shakes Flare crazily,dying for an answer*

Flare: *spills drink all over herself and cynd* Aw, damn it! If I say yes will you quit shaking me!?
Eve: I feel emotional all the time, stupid! Like right now I'm PISSED!
CL: I agree with Jake on this one ...

cynd: I just need an answer here!
Nyte: Well then,I guess that's how you were made.You're still see-through,though.
Jake: Well,I'm glad to hear that a person actually agrees with me!
Abyss: What don't you trust?The only idiotic one is Strike,so I really don't see-
cynd: Okay,quit it!
Nyte: What do you mean?
cynd: All this talk about plans and shi- is making me bored.I need random.

CL: *quietly munching on something*
Raya: CL, what are you eating ...
*the room around us explodes, revealing a city lit on fire and huge explosions occurring* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Eve: HOLY SH-T! For who!?
CL: My evil Fan-Dragon, Spyder ... (his childhood appearance is in my avatar X3)
Raya: Wait, what were you eating??
CL: Oh, if you don't like what I was eating you probably won't like his Birthday decorations ... *the faces of people attached to balloons rain down from the sky*
Eve: Eeeeww ...

Flare: Okay, I'm scared. I NEED SOMEBODY TO CLING TO!! Skyburst!!

cynd: Well,okay then!PARTEH face-eating time!
Kaede: Woohoo!A PARTEY!
Abyss: A party with dead people's faces.No thank you.

Skyburst: *jumps down from a tree* Did someone call?And no,if you were thinking that I was watching,I wasn't.I take shrter paths by leaping from tree to tree.
cynd: WE GET IT!

Flare: *hugs SKyburst* I be scared. again.

CL: (@Abyss) Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of melting city! *munches on a well-cooked face*
Spyder: *swoops down* YEAH!! THIS is a party!

Abyss: Yup,that's all we need.A dragon with no arms.
cynd: Stop being so mean,Abyss.

Skyburst: Oh,Okay.*nuzzles,then hugs*
cynd: Stop clingin' to tha branch,Sky!

Wow, Shorty. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF EATING PEOPLE ALIVE!!??
Raya: I do that all the time. And there was that time when I robbed that Berry Shop ...
CL: What?
Raya: NOTHING!!!

Eve: ... Aww ... cynd be gone ...

(Shorty, in case you don't know ... All the characters listed here are from the Eeveelutions RP. We are simply ADDICTED to that RP. )

Me: *yawn*
Losi: Yay! I can fly!!!
Me: oh sush...
Jalorda: Can I fly?
Me: No.
Jalorda: drat...

CL: D-o, cynd has gone away for 2 days STRAIT!! WHAT WILL WE EVER DO!!??
Raya: I find it obvious that you should go off on a random and violent rampage.
Eve: For once, I must agree with Raya.

Me: Really? two days straight? I didn't know that. Oh well...I'm going to get back to rping somehow. Ugh...so...tired.

cynd: OMGEEE!YOU GUYS!I MISSED YOU LIKE GOD MISSED HIS SANDWICH!*death hugs everyone to...well,death*
Fern: ENOUGH,cynd!Now,the God and sandwich part doesn't make sense.
cynd: *shrugs*Eh,who cares?I luv ya all!
Skyburst: And the clinging to the branch part doesn't make sense,either.
cynd: WHATEVER!So,the only part that completely SUCKED was Church.Sorry for the ppl that luv God and all that.I'm not into that stuff. Deal with it.

No problem! I'm one of the rare Christians who don't give a damn about what other people think of her religion unless it is a personal insult!! Now ... *Epic death hug of pure death huginess to cynd* I MISSED 'YA!!!

cynd: I DID TOO!THERE WAS NO RANDOMNESS!
Fern: Was there TV?
cynd: YUP!My dad watched.I was bored.

Eve: WE MUST FILL HER RANDOMNESS METER WITH CRAZY YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND BLOOD!!
CL: GO WATCH THE COW OF THE WILD SERIES ON YOUTUBE, cynd, WATCH IT AND BE SATISFIED BY THE BLOOD AND STORY!!
Flare: or post on the Eeveelutions RP ...
CL: Yeah, that too!!

cynd: I lost in rp...Now,must go for 5-10 mins.Going to tha library to get Maximum Ride and play on computer.I love blood...I'll watch it later.I'm going on Saturday for a concert.The schedule isn't working out for me,but I MUST!

Pooh...I guess I'm the oddball here...
Losi: Yep.
Me: Thank you for agreeing
Losi: Exactly
Me: ...

cynd: What the-?
Fern: CL's off!
cynd: WHAT!?NOOO!IT CAN'T BE!

MY COMPUTER DIED FOR A SECOND THERE WHILE I WAS WORKING ON PERCENTS!! LMAO!!
EVE: WHY IS THIS ENTIRE POST IN CAPITAL LETTERS!?
CL: I WANT IT TO BE!!!

Me: Aaand...I'm completely ignored. buh bye... *walks away*
Losi: Hey! *glomps D-o*
Me: doh...
Jalorda: D-o!!!!!! *wraps self around D-o trapping him*
Me: double doh...

CL: ... hmm ... should I do something about this ...??
Eve: Yes! yes you should! *glomps D-o*
Raya: ... Eh, I have nothing else to do. *also glomps D-o*
CL: ... o- .... -kaaaaaaaay ...

Fern & Kaede: *both glomp D-o*
cynd: HUMAN'S HEAD!*glomps D-o as well*
Skyburst: I want to join the fun!*glomps D-o*
cynd: Glomp him until you DIEEE!
Fern: Aw,that sounds scary!
Abys: ...

Flare: I be bored! *glomps CL*
CL: No, HIM!! *points at D-o*
Flare: ... ew, no.
CL: I have to agree ...
Eve: *arm seems to lengthen by a LOT as she grabbs Flare and drags her over to D-o* YOU BE GLOMPING NOW!!
Flare: .. Fine!! *also glomps D-o*
CL: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ...??

cynd: Okay,I'm done.*walks away and takes out a sword* C'mon,CL!Let's go and kill some people!I'm hungry!
Skyburst: I'm with you on the hungry part,not the killing part.
cynd: You've turned into a ginat softie,y'know that?Ey,CL!I need pic of Skyburst!UI'm tired of lettin' him float around in this topic and in my head.

Quote: CinderLover

CL: I have no idea ... O.o
Well, here's your Skyburst ... guy.

Flare: ... Um, this is very awkward for me.
Eve: *shoves Abyss away* Yes, ye sit is, Flare.

CL: THERE! NOW LET'S GO KILL THINGS!!!!! *pulls out staff enchanted with poison and runs out into the city*
Eve: ... *glomps Skyburst* You look weird!
Flare: >:U

Me: How am I being glomped by like 10 ppl. This world has too many mysteries....

Oh, Dragon-outcast, when will you learn? Here, THERE ARE NO RULES!! >8D

I never learn. I dream instead.

Only the weak dream. If you are powerful in spirit, YOU PUT THAT DREAM INTO ACTION!!!

Meh, sure.

I'm just depressed right now since all my friends are rejecting me AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GRAUATED YET!!!!

Well, your ONLINE friends aren't rejecting you. Can't say "all" now, can you?

No you can't, Bolt! So be random with us! Embrace your inner weirdness! ... or ... something like that...

cynd: Yeah!Now,we must go kill stuff!You can join us if you want.Human heads are unbelievably tasty.*follows CL*

Skyburst: Oh,I just KNEW it!
Fern: What about you,Eve?You're a Raindeer-something-or-other!
Kaede: That is just mean,Fern!She's a Raieon!
Fern: Oh,shoot!I didn't guess right!

Eve: .... *somehow uses Smog on Fern* shut up ...
Flare: Eve, let him go before I have to hurt you.
Eve: *looks at the new, adorable Flare* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!! *slaps a paw over her mouth before she can start laughing*
Flare: ... *' (sweat drop)*


CL: HELL YEAH!!
City: nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
CL: *repeatedly pressing the NOOOO button of DOOM* I'MMA GIVIN' 'ER ALL SHE'S GOT, CAP'IN!!

Fern: *not really affected* Oh,I'm so scared!
Abyss:
Fern: Waaahooo!
Skyburst: What the heck are all of you even doing here?
Fern: *shrugs* Don't ask me.I'm here cuz I can be.
Kaede: Don't ask.
Fern: The Smog didn't affect much!
Kaede: Why the heck are you sad?
Fern: A move didn't hit me!
Kaede: ???
Abyss: Moves can't hit you,idiot.They can't affect you,they can't faint you,they can't even shake you.
Fern: WHY!?I WANNA LIVE LIFE!*pounds paws on floor bawling his head off*
Kaede: I'm just...gonna go now.*sneaks away*
Riko: Hi,everyone!*sees Fern bawling*Uhhh...okay,then?
Kaede: *comes back*He wants to live.
Riko: We all do,stupid!
Kaede: Why?Moves can hit you!You can die!
Riko: Well,we're half-dead,so there you go!Our attacks barely affect!There's no feelings.This isn't a great life at all.
Kaede: I...guess you're right.But,the guy doesn't need to BAWL over it!

cynd: Okay,then!*slices the head off of a person,then takes a bite* This one's juicy!

CL: *looks around and takes out a bullhorn* EVERYBODY LINE UP IN FRONT OF ME!!
-people in the city make a neat, two file line-
CL: *whispering to cynd without bullhorn* Meheheheh ...they don't suspect that they will get their heads chopped off ... *through bull horn, at the people* ALRIGHT! WE WILL BLINDFOLD YOU FOR OUR NEW GAME! JUST STAY QUIET< LET US BLINDFOLD YOU, AND LISTEN TO THE SCREAMS OF THRILL FROM OUR CUSTOMERS!!!!
-to cynd-


Eve: ... *slowly releases Skyburst and slinks over to Fern* ... I've never seen a guy cry before ...
Raya: I have. Mainly 'cause I beat the sh-t out of 'im.

cynd: Yesh!*can't wait to have a feast*

Fern: *keeps on crying*I hate life!*remembers that he doesn't really have a life*I HATE EXISTENCE!
Kaede: Not so tough anymore,huh,Sweetfern?
Fern: *through his bawling*Don't call me Sweetfern!
Skyburst: *looks at Fern*This really ruins how guys look.

Eve: ... O.O ... Um, what should I do?
Raya: Oh, the possibilities ...


CL: -after blindfolding everyone- BEGIN!!!

cynd: *rubs hands together*After you,CL!

Kaede: Well,you could kill him.That would really help us all.
Abyss: What did I tell you,Kaede?
Kaede: No fair!
Skyburst: Why does this feel so wierd?
Kaede: cynd and CL are not here.That's what's going on here.

Eve: ... *pokes at Fern, able to actually poke him due to the fact that she's a ghost, too*

CL: ALRIGHT!! COME FORWARDS!! *first two victe- I mean customers come forwards* heheheh ... *takes out scythe and swings*

cynd: *rubs hands together again*

Fern: *whimpers and bawls harder* Someone can TOUCH me!I'm so happy!
Abyss: Then WHY are you bawling even more?
Kaede: His brain is messed up bad.

Eve: *hugs Fern* You're fine ... You're fine ... You're okay ... You can stop crying now ...
Raya: O.O


CL: *licking face free of devoured human faces* Your turn!

Kaede: Eve and Flare are the girls who get the guys,I can say that!
Abyss: Shush it,idiot!Fern doesn't have feelings!
Kaede: Then WHY is he crying?
Abyss: ...I honestly have no clue.
Fern: How am I okay!?I'm half-dead!I don't think I'll count that as OKAY!

cynd: Woohoo!*slashes sword,killing people all over the place* *picks up two heads and starts to eat*Heaven,CL,heaven!

CL: I MUST AGREE!! For THEM, anyways!!


Raya: ... I ... am so confused.
Eve: Well, you've somehow managed to cry. Which means you feel sad. That's something. And you're not completely dead.

Me: Losi, you MUST win a battle at least once in your life.
Losi: ||| uh...okay....
Me: good.
Losi: Problem...I keep getting beat up.
Me: Then don't get beat up.
Losi: How do I do that?
Me: ...just don't...

Fern: My life still sucks!
Kaede: *sighs* I'm hating this...
Abyss: Mhm.

cynd: Good one!*holds hand up for a high five*