darkSpyro

cynd: *catches some ribs and dips it into the lava pit,then starts to eat* Mmmmmm...Bloody ribs!

CL: Am I in heaven ...?? *gnawing on a well-cooked face*

Eve: ... Guys ... I am scared ...

Lacy: ... You expect ME to believe that??

Losi: Eeeeve!!!! *epic running glomps Eve*
Jalorda: *rock smashes her* Oww! *sees disembodied arm* Eek! *looks at it then eats it* Yum...
Me: *still killing*

CL: THIS is friendship! Cannibalism!

Eve: *falls over ... again* Losi!! *hugs*

Skyburst: Heh.Tiny Pokemon don't believe anything these days.

cynd: I couldn't agree more with ya,CL!Well,I really could.

NOT MY VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Me= Carl
My DarkSpyro friends = Paul

Although ... I'm not a gay male llama ...

Lacy: SO true!! I'm off to kill things with D-o!!

Ooookay,then...Too busy listening to Eurovision.Bosnia got the best song since the start of Eurovision!THAT I am glad!Azerbaijan got sum good stuff,too!My mom is right.Dino Merlin is the only Bosnian singer that is completely awesome...He rocks!Thee song!:

Oh,yesh!I'm going to spend alot of time listening to this.I hooked!

Skyburst: Okay,then.*looks at Flare and gets up from crouching*You okay?

Flare: I ... am still very wet ...

CL: *munching on one of the faces attached to a balloon* mmm ... faces!!!!!!

Skyburst: Well,I'll help.*carefully uses some fire to help Flare dry off*

cynd: The f-?
Fern: You mean WTF.
cynd: Sure,whatever.

Falre: *falls over, purring*

CL: [what] teh f--k what??
Eve: CL, you're weeeiiirrdd ...

cynd: Yesh,yesh she is,Eve.You are too.
Fern: Okay,everyone get their butts onto the Eeveelution rp.We can get Flare or Eve!
Kaede: Good idea!Aw,I'm not witcha,buddy!
Fern: Eh,it's okay.Just as long as we complete the rp.
cynd: Can we focus on yummy parts here?In science class,the human body is one of my favorite topics,yuup yup!I like the DNA and Microscope topics too!I got Respiratory for my project.Ya know a disease that affects the Respiratory system?I'm clueless.

Skyburst: *catches Flare easily*

Lacy: *gags and flies off*

CL: ... [what] teh f--k?? I'mma goin' to the eeveelutions RP ...
Eve: TAKE US WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
CL: no.

cynd: Yesh,get butt onto Eeveelution rp!

Skyburst: *smiles*

Flare: *still purring insanely loudly*

CL: *still munching on a perfectly cooked face* I DID!!

Losi: Eve! *latches onto eve and doesn't let go*
Me: *Kills the rest of the trainers then sets a nuclear bomb to clear the dead* *flies away* Fire in the hole!!!
Jalorda: Eek! *slithers away*
Me: *presses detonation button*

cynd: I'm checkin'.It's Strike!Dam you,Strike!He's the grumpy kind.
Fern: What the fudge ya sayin',cynd?
cynd: *shrugs*

Skyburst: *doesn't want to ruin the moment*

CL: *somehow survives without damage* HA I'MMA EXPLOSION TYPE!! >8D

Eve: EEEENNNHHHH!! This is TERRIFYING!!!!! *nearly death hug Losi*


Flare: Ehhhhhhh .... I feel tired now ...

Me: Good. *all bodies are charred to ash* Ahh, much better. I'm done killing!
Losi: Urk! Too...much...Eve... *flails weakly*

CL: Well, you've supplied us with plenty of faces to munch on. mmm ...

Eve: *weakens grip* sorry! I like to death-hug things ...

cynd: Yay!*digs in*

Skyburst: *puts Flare on the floor after putting some feathers there and making a nest* Well,you can sleep now,if you like.

Me: POP-TART CAT POOPING RAINBOWS FOR THREE HOURS. CL? Does this mean the world will end?
Losi: *breathing heavily* Thanks...egh...
Jalorda: Is explosion gone? yay!

cynd: Idk...CL prob knows.

... No. Amazingly, it means epic.

YES! SHORTY HAS COME TO THE LIGHT OF RANDOM!!

... now tell me, is it normal for me to like Nyan Cat? and to possibly listen to it for the whole 3 hours ...??

[what] the f--k??

cynd: Okay,then.I no like videos!
Kaede: We feel the same way,cynd.*pats head*
cynd: How can you even REACH that far!?
Kaede: *shrugs*
cynd: I'm tempted to put Skyburst in as a chara in the rp and I SHALL!He can't be just a chara in my head!
Fern: Actually he CAN be.You see-
cynd: I.DON'T.CARE!Idiooot!
Fern: *sulks off*
Abyss: Not funny,cynd.
cynd: Did I SAY it was funny?No.

Flare: ... will this be bad for me?
CL: O.O No ...
Flare: Okay, cynd, go ahead.

Eve: Um ... OKAY!
CL: *sweat drop*

Raya: Great something else to kill!
CL: *O.O & sweat drop*

cynd: Uh..No,Raya.I no give you permission to kill Skyburst.
Skyburst: ...I hate you.You ruined the moment.
cynd: There is no "THE Moment",okay?
Skyburst: WHAT?
cynd: You heard me.
Skyburst: ...I hate you.*walks off*
Fern: GOOD riddance!Awesome job,cynd!
cynd: What can I say?The guy was BORN to kill,not to love!Arceus!
Kaede: I feel so sad for him,though!
cynd: Yeah,RIIIGHT!

Flare: *(to cynd) *
Eve: That looked like it hurt ...
Raya: I'll have to try THAT on Zach!

cynd: STOP THAT!*tries to get out,but fails horribly*
Fern: So you DIDN'T like Skyburst.Well,it's wierd to have a guy hangin' onto you.
cynd: Song for Skyburst:

Kaede: Why!?Why that song!?*cries*
cynd: Because.
Abyss: What the heck,Kaede?
Kaede: It's so...SAD!*bursts into sobs*
cynd: Not that sad,Kaede.
Kaewde: You are making me go wierd!
cynd: MWAHAHA!:

Kaede: Iz too much Celine Dion!
cynd: I'm going crazy!
Kaede: Yes,you're killing Flare.You're killing me,too.
cynd: ANOTHER ONE!Now this one is the one!:

Kaede: You're killing me,cynd,you're killing me!
cynd: *shrugs*I have that kind of power.Now,I needz Skyburst's pic.I couldn't get it!Why have "I done this?
Kaede: Because your stupid?
cynd: Yesh,I think that's it...

Flare: *lets go* W ... T ... F?? When did Celine Dion get my voice!? D:<
CL:
Raya: WTH, CL??
CL: IDK, I thought it was random video time ...

cynd: When you went into that cave,I think.
Fern: You're messed up,cynd.
cynd: I AM!?I've never noticed!Oh,no fair!You spoiled my suprise!
Random vids?Okay!:

Firestar was shot by Cloudpaw's LAAAAZER! :

Kaede: W.T.F?
Fern: That's random!

How ... do I reply ... to THAT!?

cynd: Hi,CL!I am now up at two twenty eight cuz I can't sleep and I'm so worried about going to Pennsylvania tomorrow.
Kaede: Aw,poor cynd!

CL: You're LEAVING!? D': I'm up at 2:33 AM because I can be.
Raya: Yes, yes she is ...
Eve: NOOOO!!! Don't LEAVE!!!! *attaches to cynd's leg* PLLLEEAASE!!!

cynd: Aw,it's only for two days,guys!In a row.Without even LOOKING at a computer.I'm gonna die...
Fern: You won't die.
Kaede: Blast that,Sweetfern!I wanna know what cynd tastes like!
Fern: My name doesn't begin with sweet!And,don't eat cynd.That'll just make things complicated.
cynd: I have to travel four hours to DANCE.It's going to SUCK!I have to get up at 8:30 in the morn...Ayayay!

CL: DAMN!! D: to DANCE!? DANCE!?!?!?!?
Raya: HOLY SHET!!
Eve: *still crying while hugging cynd's leg*

cynd: Oh,it's okay!It's just two days...of agonizing torture.I'm going to be allright...if I survive.
Kaede: That's getting scary,cynd.
cynd: And YES,to dance!Bosnian dance.You're on your toes,not like a ballarina,but still painful,and you dance a whole freakin' lot!Your feet are practically the only moving things,and if that isn't torture,the screaming sure is!Some girls scream just cuz the teacher tells 'em to.It kills me...X_X Then,a hotel.SHARING WITH MY SISTER!I'm going to sweat in the bed so much,it'll be like I wet it three times in a night!X( DX
Fern: Sounds...painful.

CL: I was once in point shoes ... as a unprofessional ballerina. It hurts like HELL after a few days. I can't say as much about the screaming. O.O
Raya: WTF?? Are they killing these girls?
Eve: *continued sobbing*

cynd: I think so.Alot of 'em show up real late.I think two or three dropped out last year.
Fern: Nyte has said the longest thing in the Eeveelution rp!
Kaede: It can't be true!Oh,it is.I'm there.
cynd: CALM IT!Now,dark pasts are revealed!I hope.So,the dudes said alot of mean things.I mean,brain-dead?Stupid?NUTS?NOT SPECIAL AT ALL?Arceus,why do I even bother?
Kaede: Because...You like strange stuff.
cynd: EXACTLY!
Fern: Wow,good guess there,buddy!

Eve: ... Nyte, I will MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!
Raya: Agreed! How DARE you call Aquarius such things!
CL: *rocking in the corner* Flare don't kill anyone, flare don't kill anyone, flare don't kill anyone ...
Flare: *sipping on a Diet Soda* Hmm ... Why would I kill anyone? I'm mellow now, remember!? *eye twitches*

Nyte: *comes in,all calms and who-gives-a-about-the-rests* Look,that's what the scientists say.
Jake: I DO NOT have issues!
cynd: Ummm...I think ya do.
Jake: *turns to look a cynd* You're a SCIENTIST!?
cynd: *laughs* Arceus,no!
Fern: I hate those scientists.They're all kinds of creepy.What they did to me...it still aches.
Kaede: *slashes at a tree* I'll show those sorry JERKS!

Eve: *pounces on Nyte* I WILL KILL YOU LIKE I SMASHED THOSE BARRELS!!
CL: Anger management, Eve ...
Flare: *watches* .. I'm so lonely ...
Raya: ... I wanna kill something again.

cynd: Well,I could get Skyburst.That might help,Flare.
Nyte: You can't.I'm half-dead.You passed right through me,Eve.
Abyss: Guess we shouldn't stick to the plan anymore...
Nyte: We have to.Remember the other Pokemon?We have to do it,no matter what.Time is running out.
Abyss: *nods* Right.So sorry everyone.I wish it was simple,but it really isn't.

Eve: Aha! But you forget that I am ALSO half-dead!
CL: Aww ... I wanted to pet that one. *points at Abyss*
Flare: *awkward silence* ... *slowly sips on drink*

Nyte: *sighs* Then why aren't you trying to stop it?The half-dead can't feel,are empty.It's a lonely life,get up and face it.
Abyss: Don't even THINK about it!I'm second-in-command,I'm not going to let myself get PET!
cynd: You gonna answer me?If you're lonely,then Skyburst will be there.If I call him.He's still angry,I think.