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Falco: Pit, we have to defeat this team of villains before they take away everyone's powers, weaponry or vehicles.

Fox: *nods*

Pit: Why are they a team? I thought it was always, like, one bad guy.

Falco: It most likely is a team of our worst enemies.

{Wow I missed a lot}

Viridi: Just what I needed, for Pit to show up.

Ryuk: That's who Dark Pit was cloned from, right?

Dark Pit: Unfortunately.

(Is there anything important I missed?)

Peristeri: "Shall we go inside and see what we can see what we can see what we can see?"

(Eh, Pit's arrival. That's it.)

Dark Pit: You didn't need to say it twice. And I'm not going in.

Pit: Oh, come on, Pittoo! Just do it! *shoves Dark Pit towards the tower*

Dark Pit: Stop calling me that! HEY!

Phosphora: *starts eating popcorn she got from who knows where*

Minato: .... Now I see why DP is an angst-y teen.

Dark Pit: *steps to the side since Pit's just pushing him from behind* What's that supposed to mean?

Minato: It means what it means.

Dark Pit: Whatever.

Pit: Wait, who's that?

Minato: Minato Arisato.

Yu: Don't expect him to show a lot of emotion...

Pit: Sorta like Pittoo when he's not yelling at me.

Dark Pit: Which rarely happens because you're so annoying.

Corrin: Rawr. *starts chewing on Pit's head*

Pit: AHH! Dragon! Eating my head!

Robin: *laughs* That's just Corrin. She won't kill you... I think.

Jelly: I step between pit and dark pit "STOP!"

Yu: Would it really be eating if she doesn't have a throat?

Dark Pit: It's not my fault he's so annoying.

Pit: Well you're mean!

Dark Pit: Why should I care?

Pit: Wait... what?

Yu: He's not really annoying...

Minako: Well hi! I'm Minako!

Jelly: I set off a sonic bomb causing a loud high pitched noise everywhere

Pit: AHH! What's that noise?

Dark Pit: *just kind of glares*

Phosphora: Wow that's annoying.

Robin: *covers ears*

Corrin: *is unfazed somehow*

Yu: Are we under attack!?

Minako: Hide the cats and everything cute!!

Minato: You get used to it.

Jelly: "that usually stops dragons and other things from doing what they are doing... I guess the dragon shall can continue chewing his head"

Corrin: Rawr~

Pit: Uhh...

Robin: Is it done now?

Minato: ..... Yeah it is.

Yu: Good....

Minako: Let me try again.... Hi! I'm Minako!

Yu: Umm....

Pit: Hi!

Robin: *goes over to Corrin* Let go of his head.

Corrin: Rawr. *does that reluctantly*

Yu: She's pretty much the opposite of Minato...

Minato: Who is?

Pit: Okay. But who are YOU?

Dark Pit: *starts walking away while everyone's distracted with Pit*

Yu: I'm Yu Narukami

Minako: He's.... just the grey haired one...

*Messiah suddenly appears in front of DP and grabs him by his right arm*

Minato: You're not leaving.

Dark Pit: Why not? You shouldn't care what I do.

Pit: What's that thing?

Minato: I don't feel like letting anyone die.

Yu: That's a Persona, a manifestation of his psyche.

Dark Pit: I'm not going to let myself get killed! How stupid do you think I am?

Pit: A what of his what now?

Minato: We're sticking together for this one. No exceptions.

Yu: Think of it like his soul. I have one too. *Izanagi appears*

Pit: That makes more sense. Woah. Where'd it come from?

Dark Pit: *tries to pull away* Just let me go.

Yu: Well...

Minako: Some people have different ways of summoning their Persona. Like for me I pretty much shoot myself in the head.

Minato: Just stay with the group. *Messiah lets go of his arm*

Jelly: "Can we please just stay on subject!"

Dark Pit: Fine.

Pit: WHAT!? You shoot yourself? Doesn't that hurt at all?

Minako: Well it's not a real gun... Well it is a gun but it's not a real REAL gun, it's special.

Minato: Anyway, what's our plan of atta- GAH!

Peristeri: "What happened?"

Pit: Oooookaaaaaay? Huh? What was that?

*Minato looks down to see a huge blade sticking out of his chest* Oh.... I'm fine... I... Think...

Dark Pit: You don't look fine. Not that I care. Humans don't matter to me.

Peristeri: "OH GODS!!!"

Yu: How could you not care!?

Minako: Oh no...

Adachi: I told you kids not to come back. Now look at what happened.

Dark Pit: And this is why I wanted to leave in the first place! But no!

Peristeri: "I thought adachi was on our side!"

Viridi: Me too...

Dark Pit: YOU WERE THERE!

Viridi: But I didn't realize THAT'S who was attacking!

(Ninjas )

Minako: That's because you only care about yourself you emo wannabe!

*Magatsu-Izanagi kicks Minato off the blade*

Yu: Adachi! I thought you said you would follow the laws of the world!

Adachi: Now when did I make a stupid promise like that?