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Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10269
#11751 Posted: 14:24:29 15/06/2017
Quote: Crash10
What if the SWAP Force was a gay strip club located at that volcano? And they became Skylanders because Master Eon visited that gay club, saw the guys' impressive abilities, and decided to make them Skylanders?



That's an AU that would make even the Undertale fandom blush.
In canon, however ,the Swap Force aren't all from Cloudbreak Islands, they just worked there as Core Skylanders and were transformed after Kaossandra's attack. Same as the Academy guys being sent to patrol a region.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 14:24:48 15/06/2017 by Bifrost
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#11752 Posted: 15:33:31 15/06/2017
Quote: Bifrost
Quote: Crash10
What if the SWAP Force was a gay strip club located at that volcano? And they became Skylanders because Master Eon visited that gay club, saw the guys' impressive abilities, and decided to make them Skylanders?



That's an AU that would make even the Undertale fandom blush.
In canon, however ,the Swap Force aren't all from Cloudbreak Islands, they just worked there as Core Skylanders and were transformed after Kaossandra's attack. Same as the Academy guys being sent to patrol a region.


I think that the most shocking thing about my headcannon is that Eon might be gay.

Might.
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Bruh
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#11753 Posted: 15:35:56 15/06/2017
Why is every headcanon now "x is gay?"
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10269
#11754 Posted: 15:46:27 15/06/2017
Eon doesn't sound like he'd be interested in anything romantically that isn't his beard, and his beard is also too pure for dirty throughts.

On another subject, I had a horrible idea to share a certain ditty meme about my videogame project, but then I found out it's app-only. No thank you, the less evidence of dank memes on my phone, the better.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8457
#11755 Posted: 16:20:31 15/06/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257
Why is every headcanon now "x is gay?"



People likely do it to feel progressive and better about themselves, tbh. For the lesbian ones, the ones who make them make me think they do it because, along with feeling progressive, they think it's hot.
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Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10269
#11756 Posted: 16:24:21 15/06/2017
Partially, this has been happening long before tumblrisms. Yaoi fandom and whatnot, your headcanon is that X is gay so your OTP is legitimized.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12221
#11757 Posted: 16:45:29 15/06/2017
How I felt after completing my Histopathology exam today:

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R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#11758 Posted: 16:52:57 15/06/2017
Quote: Bifrost
On another subject, I had a horrible idea to share a certain ditty meme about my videogame project, but then I found out it's app-only. No thank you, the less evidence of dank memes on my phone, the better.


This made me remember on how much prints and funny shots of N. Sane Trilogy cutscenes I have in my phone. Might wanna put them somewhere else... Someday.
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Bruh
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12375
#11759 Posted: 17:31:04 15/06/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Carmelita Fox
so if i go down to a gay strip club, most of the people there wouldn't actually be gay because that's an unrealistic amount of gay people?



But that's a place for gay people to go. What are the odds of this group of characters ALL being gay when it definitely wasn't a requirement? If you random group of 20 people, most of them are like to be straight with only a very small amount being gay, maybe none at all.

On top of that, these characters are from a children's franchise and they're all likely straight canonically because of that.


i know nothing about skylanders but you're wrong they're clearly a random group ... of gay cartoon characters
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10269
#11760 Posted: 17:35:06 15/06/2017
Skylanders are diversity without the SJW. You have a rainbow of colored skins, you have gold people, you have furries, you have rocks, you have robots, you have a species of psychopaths, you have soul-sucking ghouls. Everyone gets in as long as they just kill who's destroying a town or stealing ****. In the case of the Swap Force, you also have a bunch of furries/constructs that adapt to nerve endings of various legs, even if it's 2, 2 on ice skates, 4, a tail, drills for knees, 6 tentacles or no legs whatsoever.

They're all guys tho, which is why Zap is talking about it to begin with. VV got a bit of heat for not including girls because "it's too complicated" and the implications of them all being trans, even if they're changing bone structure or losing it altogther (temporarily, since they do use normal legs everywhere else), but changing Onixes for Cloysters is too much.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#11761 Posted: 19:12:05 15/06/2017
Quote: Bifrost
Skylanders are diversity without the SJW. You have a rainbow of colored skins, you have gold people, you have furries, you have rocks, you have robots, you have a species of psychopaths, you have soul-sucking ghouls. Everyone gets in as long as they just kill who's destroying a town or stealing ****. In the case of the Swap Force, you also have a bunch of furries/constructs that adapt to nerve endings of various legs, even if it's 2, 2 on ice skates, 4, a tail, drills for knees, 6 tentacles or no legs whatsoever.

They're all guys tho, which is why Zap is talking about it to begin with. VV got a bit of heat for not including girls because "it's too complicated" and the implications of them all being trans, even if they're changing bone structure or losing it altogther (temporarily, since they do use normal legs everywhere else), but changing Onixes for Cloysters is too much.


I remember my friend said that if they were to do girl Swap Force characters they could be opposite magnets than the boy ones, but I'm not sure how well that would work.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11762 Posted: 19:15:38 15/06/2017
i cant believe i did this
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10269
#11763 Posted: 19:18:57 15/06/2017
Quote: Chompy-King257


I remember my friend said that if they were to do girl Swap Force characters they could be opposite magnets than the boy ones, but I'm not sure how well that would work.


Pretty sure both magnets have to work, so opposite ones wouldn't allow the girl characters to connect to anything, even themselves. I'd just take the heat and have girl characters and never mention ANYTHING about their unmentionables; it's a kids' game and they're not supposed to think about that anyway, and the people that would care must already be touchy over the Undead characters.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8457
#11764 Posted: 19:29:22 15/06/2017
Quote: ZapNorris
i cant believe i did this



Well, you did post likely the most cringey headcanon I ever did see....
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ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5415
#11765 Posted: 19:51:16 15/06/2017
gays will pay
omescay oomsdayay
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BREATHE AIR.
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#11766 Posted: 19:54:35 15/06/2017
Speaking of Skylanders theories, I'm pretty sure that boy on The Ruins of the first game is Ness, which is Sans, which leds me to think that Skylanders is actually on the same universe as that subworld from Undertale. Maybe it was the actual Land of the Undead and they accidentally swapped it with a random high-tech place for SuperChargers.
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Bruh
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11767 Posted: 19:55:54 15/06/2017
and just when i thought the little twerps in the skylanders fandom couldn't get any dumber... they get dumber.
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#11768 Posted: 20:48:37 15/06/2017
I've realized how much love this site.
I joined during an awkward time in my life and I've have plenty more during my time here, but I've made so many amazing friends I couldn't possibly forget. I've had laughs, really interesting discussions as well as lots of memes. I feel like I can be who I really am on this site, and I don't have to worry about being awkward or weird like in real life.

I've made better friends on here than I have in real life and I'm so glad I did join this site. Thanks for an amazing experience, everyone!
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8457
#11769 Posted: 21:02:08 15/06/2017
How rare is Ditto in Pokemon Go? I just found one.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10269
#11770 Posted: 21:04:52 15/06/2017
Oh boy, I don't need to touch Twitch for over a month, but the ONE DAY I need it, it decides to not work. No rhyme or reason, just **** any attempt at watching a really cool animation stream that no one archived on youtube. This has been happening for a while and wow absolutely nothing I do can fix it, nor browser nor cache.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#11771 Posted: 21:18:09 15/06/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
How rare is Ditto in Pokemon Go? I just found one.


I've found a couple and I rarely go to catch the trash it turns into. So I think probably just moderately.
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11772 Posted: 21:33:58 15/06/2017
i think i'm gonna have to eviscerate some certain members of the skylanders fanbase soon. their time has come.
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10269
#11773 Posted: 22:24:33 15/06/2017
Quote: ZapNorris
i think i'm gonna have to eviscerate some certain members of the skylanders fanbase soon. their time has come.


It'd be nice if you also stopped adding fuel at every opportunity in the threads. It's going nowhere.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5398
#11774 Posted: 00:34:31 16/06/2017
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon had some pretty interesting villain teams.
The first game had... Gengar? He was a jerk more than anything.
Second game had Pokémon living in fear of dying from time stopping
Third game was a suicide cult.
Fourth game was just mind control.

Curse you Dark Matter for making timeline theories more complicated
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Soon.
Beemo Gold Sparx Gems: 2966
#11775 Posted: 01:29:18 16/06/2017
oh my GOD JC A BOMB

A BOMB
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"You're always dancing down the street, with your suede blue eyes"
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#11776 Posted: 01:46:58 16/06/2017
Quote: emeraldzoroark
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon had some pretty interesting villain teams.
The first game had... Gengar? He was a jerk more than anything.
Second game had Pokémon living in fear of dying from time stopping
Third game was a suicide cult.
Fourth game was just mind control.

Curse you Dark Matter for making timeline theories more complicated


I mean...
I just headcanon that it's Kirby's Dark Matter. XD
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#11777 Posted: 02:30:11 16/06/2017
So, I made a joke post about a joke post Gengar Guy made. And now I've pretty much started a war on this forum

And their leader thinks I'm the leader(I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 1 YEAR)
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Rise and Shine Ursine
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11778 Posted: 02:31:55 16/06/2017
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
So, I made a joke post about a joke post Gengar Guy made. And now I've pretty much started a war on this forum

And their leader thinks I'm the leader(I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 1 YEAR)



gimme links.
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#11779 Posted: 03:33:27 16/06/2017
I may of may not be still under some anesthesia ooop

Forgive if I do dumb tonight
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#11780 Posted: 10:32:58 16/06/2017
2017 Manning Award nominees announced and four of them are women


@ bolded
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looks like ive got some things to do...
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#11781 Posted: 13:15:02 16/06/2017
YouTube shat the bed
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#11782 Posted: 13:44:46 16/06/2017
Dark souls 3 has officially killed my spirit. Thanks.

I'll be back for you nameless king. and no being on earth will be able to save you from what is coming...
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8457
#11783 Posted: 17:10:49 16/06/2017
Quote: TheToyNerd
YouTube shat the bed



Seriously. It's being a big ol baby today.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5569
#11784 Posted: 17:29:46 16/06/2017
Why do I make posts at weird hours when I know I'll regret it when I'm more awake?
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#11785 Posted: 20:42:17 16/06/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: TheToyNerd
YouTube shat the bed



Seriously. It's being a big ol baby today.



What happened?
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Rise and Shine Ursine
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11786 Posted: 20:54:43 16/06/2017
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: TheToyNerd
YouTube shat the bed



Seriously. It's being a big ol baby today.



What happened?


do tell
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#11787 Posted: 21:18:16 16/06/2017
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: King-Pen Krazy
Quote: HeyitsHotDog



Seriously. It's being a big ol baby today.



What happened?


do tell



It was down this morning for over an hour
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11788 Posted: 23:56:47 16/06/2017
Just pre-ordered a copy in odyssey
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#11789 Posted: 00:10:38 17/06/2017
**** YOU ARMS, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO ****ING LOSE IF YOU LOWER MY HEALTH TO HALF RIGHT FROM THE START OF THE FIGHT

WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED FOR WINNING
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:10:52 17/06/2017 by 84skylanderdude
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#11790 Posted: 03:30:23 17/06/2017
Quote: 84skylanderdude
**** YOU ARMS, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO ****ING LOSE IF YOU LOWER MY HEALTH TO HALF RIGHT FROM THE START OF THE FIGHT

WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED FOR WINNING


Oh yeah, they created this system so you don't win too much, since this Party Mode is more casual.

Look on the good side, if you manage to win, you get double the reward. It also might help you get better, I guess?
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Bruh
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:34:16 17/06/2017 by Crash10
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11791 Posted: 03:31:55 17/06/2017
**** YOU HEDLOK I WAS THIS ****ING CLOSE TO BEATING 1 ON 100 BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN IT YOU ****ING FLOATING SON OF A *****
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#11792 Posted: 03:36:39 17/06/2017
Looks like this game is hard.
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Bruh
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#11793 Posted: 03:38:04 17/06/2017
1v1 me I'll wreck you with Min Min
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11794 Posted: 03:39:13 17/06/2017
Quote: 84skylanderdude
1v1 me I'll wreck you with Min Min



k then ill wreck you with Kid Cobra
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#11795 Posted: 03:40:25 17/06/2017
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: 84skylanderdude
1v1 me I'll wreck you with Min Min



k then ill wreck you with Kid Cobra


Good luck with that ya snaky bastard
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#11796 Posted: 03:42:14 17/06/2017
I wanna play this so much.
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Bruh
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11797 Posted: 03:43:06 17/06/2017
Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: 84skylanderdude
1v1 me I'll wreck you with Min Min



k then ill wreck you with Kid Cobra


Good luck with that ya snaky bastard


o rlly you slippery noodle scrub

friend code is SW-5118-6346-1029
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:43:59 17/06/2017 by ZapNorris
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12221
#11798 Posted: 04:39:28 17/06/2017
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
How I felt after completing my Histopathology exam today:



And here's the sequel: How I felt after completing my Immunology exam today:

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R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#11799 Posted: 13:25:52 17/06/2017
tfw you have a three page document of pros/cons, game options, etc just to help you decide between two consoles and you still can't decide
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
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