darkSpyro

Play on loop.

the suspenseeee

Now I'm scared.

GET OVER HIR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

"Get a load of this!" Kardonis taunts as he presses a button on his control panel. Two Super Scopes pop out and start charging up.

"HIT THE DECK!" Paris cries and the heroes run for cover as Kardonis fires out 2 giant energy blasts. The force of the shots catches everyone off guard, including Kardonis, who's knocked off his feet. The shots streak across the harvester but miss everyone. Paris takes the opportunity to pelt Kardonis's machine while Seiki spams Kardonis's email inbox with funny cat pictures. Kardonis gets back to his feet to see his control panel malfunctioning.

"Agggggghhhh! Stupid lolcats. Nobody even likes those things anyway!" Kardonis hisses as he furiously types commands into his terminal.

"I couldz totes look up some Bowser pr0n if jou want." Seiki states with a shrug.

"Why would you even-... wait, that exists?!" Kardonis starts to protest before cutting himself off with his own shocked question.

"Of course. It's teh internets after all." Seiki laughs. Meanwhile, chained skull rolls over to the side with Ash Starkindle and chucks her as hard as he can at Kardonis.

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Ash squees.

"Gah! Get away from me you filthy peasant." Kardonis scowls as he sissy slaps Ash Starkindle. She simply laughs and starts mimicking the action.

"I like playing Patty Cake!" She giggles.

"I'm not PLAYING anything. I'm ushering you to your DOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Kardonis whines as he slams a red button on his terminal. A spring loaded boxing glove pops up and knocks Ash away, but willspyro is already sending shadow balls at the control panel, further damaging the machine. "Grrr, you fiends will not got away with this. Absolutely not. I refuse to let this happen. You're all doing down." He pecks a few more commands into his terminal. The Super Scopes fire once more and this time a shockwave ripples out across the area.

Most of the heroes leap over it, but Troll Slug is zapped by the shockwave and passes out. scratchking is tripped up jumping over the shockwave and the Super Scope blast slams into him. "Ngghhoooooooooooooooooooooooo!" He cries as he suddenly disintegrates into a pile of dust. Ash walks over in a maid's outfit and sweeps up the dust into a dustpan and tosses it off the harvester.

"Not scratchking!" Cynderfan cries. She turns and stuns Kardonis with psychic energy. This allows chained skull to grab Troll Slug's explosive banana launcher and fire several shots at Kardonis's machine. It causes the machine to burst into flames and Kardonis, shocked, staggers backwards.

"Nooooooo! I worked hard on this. I was going to be Bowser's right hand Koopa." Kardonis sobs before he slips and falls off the edge of the harvester, plummeting into the icy water. The Yoshi tribe, still waiting there, swam up to him. "Oh, are you the rescue squad King Bowser sent?" He sobs in joy. The Yoshi Chief grins mischievously before opening his mouth and launching out his long tongue, which sticks to Kardonis. "Oh feces.." He grumbles before he's swallowed up by the Yoshi Chief.

"Well, that takes care of that." CG sighs in relief. "Let's set those explosives and scram." He and Ninpire get to work laying the explosives.

"Hmm... interesting." willspyro mutters. "The paranormal presence I felt this entire adventure has vanished."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Cynderfan asks.

"I'm not entirely sure, but I think scratchking may have a been a phantom of some sort." willspyro explains.

"Y-you mean like a... g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost?" Cynderfan stammers.

"Yes." willspyro responds.

"ZOOOOOOINKS!" Cynderfan screams, jumping in panic to the point where she careens off into the icy water. Luckily, one of the Yoshis hoists her shivering form out of the drink. CG and Ninpire prompt everyone to exit the harvester. They all board the Yoshis, who swim away as the harvester explodes outward in a shower of metal shards.
*~*
Somewhere orbiting the earth...
Play & Repeat

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" Dr. Grodus roars in anger, knocking the Koopa delivering the news back on his shell. "They destroyed the harvester?!"

"Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh." The Koopa sighs, struggling to right himself.

"Pfbt. Big whoop. You said there wasn't much dark matter left in that spot any way." Bowser scoffs. "The way I see it, we're just tiring those wimps out so they'll be easy pickings."

"You NINCOMPOOP!" Dr. Grodus yells, fluttering Bowser's hair. "There was key data in that area that tells them the location of your SKY BASE!"

"Seriously?" Bowser gasps. He snaps his fingers and growls, "Nuts. So now what, Mr. Grodus?"

"It's DOCTOR Grodus!" The robot scolds. "I didn't go to evil medical school to get called MISTER!"

"Whatever. You're the Doc, so think of something." Bowser hisses.

"You need to arm your base to the tooth. Get those bratty Koopalings of yours ready. Overwhelm the heroes with sheer numbers. And then you eradicate them, eviscerate them, ANNIHILATE THEM ALL! Muh hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Dr. Grodus cackles, his voice still growing louder.

"That's a terrible idea." Bowser sneers. He scratches his chin and then snaps his fingers. "I've got it! I'll sick my army on them. I'll even get those bratty Koopalings to join in. When they're done, those humans won't have anything left. I'll stomp 'em flat." He explains. "Grah ha ha ha ha! Pretty awesome plan, eh?" Dr. Grodus rolls his eyes.

DING-DONG!

The electronic doors slide open and DragonCamo walks in with someone at his side. "Ah ha! You're back." Bowser cheers. "Did you bring our guest?"

"No, I thought I'd stop for Chinese food instead." DragonCamo sarcastically replies. "Yeah, here he is." The figure steps forward.

"So, I hear you're looking to take out those weaselly little humans, see. Well, I'm the perfect crook for the job." He says.

"Bwar har har har har! Excellent. And I think you're going to see some work soon enough." Bowser explains, grinning maliciously.

scratchking22 lost the tiebreak and has been voted out! He was the Ghost!
willspyro has fulfilled his alternative win condition!

Night 7 Results
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...FLAGRANT ERROR
RACE DATA CANNOT BE SAVED FOR GHOST
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
IT'S RIDGE RACER
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACER
THE PLAYSTATION 3 WILL RETAIL FOR 599 US DOLLARS
599 US DOLLARS
599 US DOLLARS
MY BODY IS READY
MY BODY IS REGGIE
REGGIE
REGGIE
REGGIE
GIE
GIE
GIE
GIE
404 COMPUTER HAMSTERS NOT FOUND
I AM ERROR
BASS, WHY YOU NO UNDERSTAND?
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
TOUGH ACTIN' TENACTIN
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
YOUR MOVES
MOVES
MOVES
MOVES
YOU LOST EVERYTHING, WAY TO GO GENIUS
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<connection has been lost>
<C://results/night7.exe deleted>

Wait, what happened?

Pfft, please. Patty cake is too mainstream.

Not scratchking.

Dem results

Night 7 results were by far the best.

Cool.

Oh wow

Alright, what's Day 8?

Hooray for willspyro!

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Hooray for willspyro!

I'm a little bit surprised that only you and him managed t get the sub win so far.

I'm ready for anything. Bring it on HIR! And Seiki, CG, CF, Paris, CS...Ninpire...willspyro...Ash... (collapses)
Eh.

Who played the best? Vote now!

HIR (4x) 4 points.
DragonCamo (3x) 3 points.
SPARXisAWESOME (2x)
CommanderGame (3x)
BrutalBash101 (5x)
King_Pika (4x)
crystalhero37 (2x)
Seiki (5x)
DummyZ (3x) 3 points.
HotDogAndZap (2x)
Bravo101 (4x)
Skylander fan (1x)
Eevee88 (1x)
Hot Dog 542 (3x)
Vincentkoopa (1x)
prextail202 (2x)
somePerson (4.5x) 4.5 points.
Rand O M (2x)
Ash Starkindle (3x) 3 points.
Mrmorrises (3x)
parisruelz12 (4x)
Underian (2x)
padfoot74 (1x)
slambam104 (5x)
Sleepy0429 (3x)
TorchSheep (1x)
Bash28 (3x) 3 points.
chained skull (2x)
Paddyfitz (1x)
Angel220200 (1x)
Will171717 (1x)
wreckingballbob (1x)
Troll Slug (2x) 4 points.
Jaggedstar (1x)
joerox123 (1x)
Cynderluv8801 (1x)
awesomerockets (1x)
weebbby (2x)
ClayFace (1x)
bionicle2809 (1x)
Ninpire (2x)
Pixilism (1x)
jet-vac6000 (1x)
SkylandersBoy (1x)
Eruptor100 (1x)
Chill795/Thepokeman (2x)
willspyro (1.5x)
Cynderfan507 (1x)
scratchking22 (1x) 1 point.
hardcoreignitor (1x)
MagicFizz (1x)

For votes: Your multiplier is 1x, but I multiply it by the number of season you were in. Hosting (HIR only hosted, btw) gives an extra multiplier, along with winning. Alt winning gives an extra 0.5 to your multiplier. Co-hosting gives 1 multiplier also, I count S4 as HIR and KP for hosting.

It goes up to Season 6.

I vote some person so he can win even more

Okay.

I vote me.

Okay.

i vote 4 me

I just derailed this topic.

I should have known scratchking22 was the ghost

DEIGHT starts in about 5 hours. The theme will be HARD SCIENCE. So put on your thinking caps. ^.^

I ate mine.

Yay science

I.
Know.
What.
Will.
Happen.
Next.

All because of the flavor text.
Y'all will be meeten by a.. cunning character soon, to say the least...hehehehehehheh

^ I know now too. That post made me think about it, but I got it right away.

Imagine if someone becomes the new Bravo.

I have no idea whats happening

Just a note, in a bout an hour, I have something irl and won't be on until after 10pm Central.

kardonis knows about Survivor.

Bowser's Sky Fortress
Play & Repeat

"Alright, Rookies, we're touching down on the outer perimeter." Bruce calls out through the speakers of the small bi-plane the group of heroes sit inside. The old Koopa Troop members swung around to pick them up from Yoshi's Island. chained skull had produced a data disk that he said he swiped as they were escaping the harvester. He plugged it into Seiki's computer and it contained information as to the location of Bowser's secret base. So they took off in the hopes of putting an end to Bowser's reign one and for all.

"What I still don't understand is why there was all these deleted files on the disk." Troll Slug mumbles out loud. He shifts around in his seat to face Seiki, "Are you sure you can't recover any of the info?"

"Liek, d00d, stop bugging me. You're totes cramping my style." Seiki whines. "Whoever deleted the info wiped the disk clean of any traces of those files. I can't getz anything from it."

"Nuts," Troll Slug sighs.

"I doubt it's anything important." Paris scoffs.

"Yeah, mebbe it was where Bowser kept his pr0n." Seiki suggests, causing the group to burst into laughter.

"I don't get it." Ash grunts, scrunching her face in confusion.

"I'll tell ya when you're older, kid." CG dismisses with a casual flick of his hand. The plane suddenly lurches.

"Hey, whippersnappers. We've landed." Zephyr's voice crackles over the plane's PA. "Get those butts of yours in gear and put that hoodlum Bowser in his place."

"Aren't y'all gonna come with us?" Ninpire asks.

"Err, we'd love ta." Bruce responds. "But my hip is just bugging me something fierce."

"Don't worry, Rookies. We'll be ready to pull ya out in an instant if things get to hairy." Zephyr assures.

"Heh, dat's what she said." Seiki giggles, before adding. "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!" CG smacks him upside the head and he mumbles an apology.

"Come on, let's get moving." chained skull hisses as he proceeds to shove the group out. They stumble out onto a rocky alcove and fine a massive, circular stone wall waiting several feet in front of them. At the apex is a set of iron doors. Each door has Bowser's face carved intricately into it.

"How do you propose we get in?" Cynderfan asks.

"We should knock. My mommy says that's what polite girls do." Ash states and skips over to the door.

"NO, WAIT, YOU FOOL!" willspyro calls out, but it's in vain. Ash bangs on the metal door. The rocky island rumbles as the iron door swings inward.

"See? It worked." Ash cheers.

"One of these days, you're gonna get yourself killed." Troll Slug comments.

"Pfft, I think that already happened." Ash dismisses. "Don't worry, I got better!" She skips into the massive doorway, the rest of the group following. They emerge into a stone balcony extending to a massive pathway suspended over a pit of boiling lava. At the end of the pathway lies a large castle sculpted to look like Bowser's upper body.

"That fella has one serious ego." Ninpire mumbles, scratching his chin.

"C'mon. Let's head across." Troll Slug encourages.

"You losers ain't going anywhere, see!" A familiar, high-pitched voice calls out.

Play & Repeat

A large, pale blue gunship flies into view. Sitting in the cockpit is another human, who's facial features are mostly obscured by a blue scarf. "Well, well, well. Looky what the cat dragged in. If it isn't the world's lamest attempt at a group of heroes." The pilot sneers.

"Wait a second... that voice..." Cynderfan mumbles.

"HCI, I see dark powers have tempted you into their ranks." willspyro murmurs.

"What are you clods talking about, see?" HCI scoffs. "Since you pathetic two-timers thought you didn't want me around, I decided to get with the program and join the winning team! Ah ha ha!"

"Winning team? Don't make me laugh." chained skull snorts. "Bowser's going down."

"Oh, I don't think so. Because you amateurs won't even get to see him." HCI boasts. "I'll simply take you down with this handy Flyandblastinator Dr. Grodus was nice enough to whip up for me." He grabs hold of a joystick and begins to maneuver the ship back forth.

"Stop this nonsense and let us through!" Paris pleads.

Play & Repeat

"Hmm, lemme think about that for a sec..." HCI responds, before immediately yelling, "NOOOOO! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Time to take you to the cleaners, you junior varsity losers!"

Welcome to DEIGHT!
Today's game mode is... Blind Me With Science!
Answer the 10 questions... scientifically! No gimmicks with this challenge. PM me your answers. You have 22 hours.

Please note, from here on out, if you do not at least attempt to answer more than half of a challenge's questions, you will be disqualified. You're in the top half now, so compete like it!

1) Which of the following statements about lasers is false?
A: Laser is really an acronym standing for “light amplification by the stimulated emission of radiation”
B: Lasers have the power to cut and vaporize living tissue
C: They are used in surgical operations to remove tumors
D: Lasers are used to correct vision problems
E: All of the following statements are true
2) True/False: Fiber optic cables make use of a principle called Total External Reflection.
3) What is the SI unit for pressure?
4) According to Boyle’s Law, what happens to the volume of an ideal gas as you increase its pressure?
5) Which of the following comes first in order of operations?
A: Exponents
B: Multiplication
C: Division
D: Subtraction
E: Addition
6) In medicine, what does EEG stand for?
7) The Law of Conservation of Matter states that matter cannot be _______ or _______.
8) In trigonometry, what is tan(pi/2)?
9) Noise level is generally measured in what unit?
10) Which of the following nucleic acids have templates to synthesize proteins?
A: DNA
B: mRNA
C: tRNA
D: None of the above

Have fun! ^.^

OMG I know 3/4 of these ^.^

Today's Flavor text confirmed that Survivor is 18+
And I JUST noticed why today is called "Deight"
I'm slow.

10/10 did not suspect

damn it hir

you must know science is my weakest subject.

I know 5...annnnnddd thats all

Will do soon.

I'm back from the grave! And with a kick-ass theme (Brobot-L-type FTW!) to boot! And the best part..One of you is going to be killed at the hand of the Green Thunder himself! Eat that!
(Thank you HIR so so so so so much you are the best for making me return, I am very grateful!)

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cEST UN IMPOSSIBLE!

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cEST UN IMPOSSIBLE!

You just appeared in the FT. You didn't return.

Btw, answers sent.

I know. I jts like mty return in the flavor text.

Kewl.

got mine in

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damn it hir

you must know science is my weakest subject.

Would it be a coincidence that you voted me out, I'm back in the flavor text, and you are poor in science? I think not.....

hueheuehueheheuheueue

Just so you know HIR, I didn't send it answers because I only know one answer. so I'd get disqualified.

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Quote: parisruelz12

damn it hir

you must know science is my weakest subject.

Would it be a coincidence that you voted me out, I'm back in the flavor text, and you are poor in science? I think not.....

hueheuehueheheuheueue

actually, these questions were pretty easy if you do process of elimination..and have the rules of matter beat into your head with a jack hammer.

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Just so you know HIR, I didn't send it answers because I only know one answer. so I'd get disqualified.

You're not even going to try and guess? Some people have taken very clear guesses. >.>